Okay here’s the story: every Friday some friends of mine kill time at work by having a little e-mail rap battle.. they each type up a verse, then get someone to judge all the raps and pick the hottest, err, keystyle. Last week I agreed to be a guest judge, and sifted through all the CCs to pick out what I thought was a clear winner.. my two friends also made the same pick, and we reported the unanimous decision. But one of the other contestants, who had offered his rap in the form of a Powerpoint presentation, was salty about seeing all that effort go to waste, I guess.. so he took a shot at the judges, writing back “If you can’t write a good rhyme, don’t judge them!” Needless to say, I could not let this chance to do something totally silly challenge go unmet. So here’s the verse I threw together for him. -Jay Smooth http://www.hiphopmusic.com Less