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    <title>Hex the Dex</title>
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    <description>British podcast championing new electronic/dance tunes, breaks, bootlegs and remixes. With presenters Dave and Dave! Enjoy!</description>
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    <pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 04:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Popacappin' - Hex The Dex Live 5pm Dec 13th 2009</title>
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      <description>Bend over. Dave has got a cap, and he wants to pop it in something. Then you can try and sit down, relax, make a cup of tea and a Mr Kipling Urinal Cake and have an exceedingly good time listening to Hex The Dex.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Bend over. Dave has got a cap, and he wants to pop it in something. Then you can try and sit down, relax, make a cup of tea and a Mr Kipling Urinal Cake and have an exceedingly good time listening to Hex The Dex.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Bend over. Dave has got a cap, and he wants to pop it in something. Then you can try and sit down, relax, make a cup of tea and a Mr Kipling Urinal Cake and have an exceedingly good time listening to Hex The Dex.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 04:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Malelophant 2 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm Nov 8th 2009</title>
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      <description>What? News, stories, suits, autocue, serious voice, massive tragedy, ehhhhhh? Has Hex really gone rolling news or is it simply a lame-ass Day Today rip-off? Yes. WARNING: This show contains weak vegetable based rapping.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>What? News, stories, suits, autocue, serious voice, massive tragedy, ehhhhhh? Has Hex really gone rolling news or is it simply a lame-ass Day Today rip-off? Yes. WARNING: This show contains weak vegetable based rapping.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>What? News, stories, suits, autocue, serious voice, massive tragedy, ehhhhhh? Has Hex really gone rolling news or is it simply a lame-ass Day Today rip-off? Yes. WARNING: This show contains weak vegetable based rapping.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 04:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Malelophant 1 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm Nov 8th 2009</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/25442696-Malelophant-1-Hex-The-Dex-Live-5pm-Nov-8th-2009</link>
      <description>We were on a quest, yes that was it, a magical quest. The quest we were on is the reason for our long absence. We went missing, but now we are back, HooT! HooT! HooT! Sorry about that. Right where were we&#8230;&#8230;ahh yes, talking total arse-bilge, playing the breaks and generally hooning about. Your normal transmission will now resume. Godspeed.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>We were on a quest, yes that was it, a magical quest. The quest we were on is the reason for our long absence. We went missing, but now we are back, HooT! HooT! HooT! Sorry about that. Right where were we&#8230;&#8230;ahh yes, talking total arse-bilge, playing the breaks and generally hooning about. Your normal transmission will now resume. Godspeed.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>We were on a quest, yes that was it, a magical quest. The quest we were on is the reason for our long absence. We went missing, but now we are back, HooT! HooT! HooT! Sorry about that. Right where were we&#8230;&#8230;ahh yes, talking total arse-bilge, playing the breaks and generally hooning about. Your normal transmission will now resume. Godspeed.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 04:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Owls Part 2 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Apr 26th 2009</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/24650145-Owls-Part-2-Hex-The-Dex-Live-5pm-BST-Apr-26th-2009</link>
      <description>Owl stretching time continues! Actually I can't even remember why this show was called Owls! There is certainly not a single mention of an owl in this part two bit. It had something to do with dirty egg holes I think but that's not important anymore. Probably best to treat this as a stand alone listening experience and forget all about those filthy owls for now. This show features some hot stuff (coming through) including: a massive mice off, canned fish, DIY tips and a very confusing intro designed to disorient any soon-to-be-disappointed owl fans. Enjoy. HooT! HooT!</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Owl stretching time continues! Actually I can't even remember why this show was called Owls! There is certainly not a single mention of an owl in this part two bit. It had something to do with dirty egg holes I think but that's not important anymore. Probably best to treat this as a stand alone listening experience and forget all about those filthy owls for now. This show features some hot stuff (coming through) including: a massive mice off, canned fish, DIY tips and a very confusing intro designed to disorient any soon-to-be-disappointed owl fans. Enjoy. HooT! HooT!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Owl stretching time continues! Actually I can't even remember why this show was called Owls! There is certainly not a single mention of an owl in this part two bit. It had something to do with dirty egg holes I think but that's not important anymore. Probably best to treat this as a stand alone listening experience and forget all about those filthy owls for now. This show features some hot stuff (coming through) including: a massive mice off, canned fish, DIY tips and a very confusing intro designed to disorient any soon-to-be-disappointed owl fans. Enjoy. HooT! HooT!</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 05:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Owls Part 1 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Apr 26th 2009</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/24569236-Owls-Part-1-Hex-The-Dex-Live-5pm-BST-Apr-26th-2009</link>
      <description>Whatever you do, don't go into the barn. If you don't have a barn then consider yourself very lucky. If you are already in the barn then don't look behind you. It's Owls! All the usual Hex the Dex fun in this show, there's killer breaks, a DubStep DebAcle, Lady Gaga gets some grief, we rhyme Nationality with Irrationality and hear about Enid Blyton's lesser know children's book, The Evil Nine. Bonk!</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Whatever you do, don't go into the barn. If you don't have a barn then consider yourself very lucky. If you are already in the barn then don't look behind you. It's Owls! All the usual Hex the Dex fun in this show, there's killer breaks, a DubStep DebAcle, Lady Gaga gets some grief, we rhyme Nationality with Irrationality and hear about Enid Blyton's lesser know children's book, The Evil Nine. Bonk!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Whatever you do, don't go into the barn. If you don't have a barn then consider yourself very lucky. If you are already in the barn then don't look behind you. It's Owls! All the usual Hex the Dex fun in this show, there's killer breaks, a DubStep DebAcle, Lady Gaga gets some grief, we rhyme Nationality with Irrationality and hear about Enid Blyton's lesser know children's book, The Evil Nine. Bonk!</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2009 05:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Moose On Da Loose Part 2 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Apr 12th 2009</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/24552878-Moose-On-Da-Loose-Part-2-Hex-The-Dex-Live-5pm-BST-Apr-12th-2009</link>
      <description>Well it's about bloody time! We finally travel back to the future, our future that is, not yours. It&#8217;s your NOW, you can tell because you&#8217;re reading this at the moment. Unless you&#8217;re in the future (yours and ours) remembering reading this once (in the future past.) Either way you are NOW and we are THEN doing a show for you NOW. Geddit? Good. This show has stuff in it, including our Crucify this Famous Guy competition and a story about a soapy man. Or is he? Soapy? I love you. Or will I?</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Well it's about bloody time! We finally travel back to the future, our future that is, not yours. It&#8217;s your NOW, you can tell because you&#8217;re reading this at the moment. Unless you&#8217;re in the future (yours and ours) remembering reading this once (in the future past.) Either way you are NOW and we are THEN doing a show for you NOW. Geddit? Good. This show has stuff in it, including our Crucify this Famous Guy competition and a story about a soapy man. Or is he? Soapy? I love you. Or will I?</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Well it's about bloody time! We finally travel back to the future, our future that is, not yours. It&#8217;s your NOW, you can tell because you&#8217;re reading this at the moment. Unless you&#8217;re in the future (yours and ours) remembering reading this once (in the future past.) Either way you are NOW and we are THEN doing a show for you NOW. Geddit? Good. This show has stuff in it, including our Crucify this Famous Guy competition and a story about a soapy man. Or is he? Soapy? I love you. Or will I?</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 05:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Moose On Da Loose Part 1 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Apr 12th 2009</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/25386307-Moose-On-Da-Loose-Part-1-Hex-The-Dex-Live-5pm-BST-Apr-12th-2009</link>
      <description>In a dystopic and crime ridden woodland, a terminally wounded moose is saved by the government and returns to the herd as a powerful laser-antlered cyborg, but will he fit in or is he doomed to stomp alone on an eternal quest for juice? All that and thumping great tunes, the dubstep debacle and Dom's balloon knot. Silly Billies.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>In a dystopic and crime ridden woodland, a terminally wounded moose is saved by the government and returns to the herd as a powerful laser-antlered cyborg, but will he fit in or is he doomed to stomp alone on an eternal quest for juice? All that and thumping great tunes, the dubstep debacle and Dom's balloon knot. Silly Billies.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In a dystopic and crime ridden woodland, a terminally wounded moose is saved by the government and returns to the herd as a powerful laser-antlered cyborg, but will he fit in or is he doomed to stomp alone on an eternal quest for juice? All that and thumping great tunes, the dubstep debacle and Dom's balloon knot. Silly Billies.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 05:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Integrity Part 2 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Mar 22nd 2009</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/25386308-Integrity-Part-2-Hex-The-Dex-Live-5pm-BST-Mar-22nd-2009</link>
      <description>Dude! You did it again, you downloaded our podcast, you rock! Seriously man we love it so much when you download our podcast, it makes us all happy inside like a blowie and steak day. Anyhoo, please find enclosed several unacceptable conversations including Joseph Fritzle talk, some badass breaks, a mighty mince off and a fiendish Google Street View review. Up your ears for 4 whole years, it&#8217;s Hex the Dex.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Dude! You did it again, you downloaded our podcast, you rock! Seriously man we love it so much when you download our podcast, it makes us all happy inside like a blowie and steak day. Anyhoo, please find enclosed several unacceptable conversations including Joseph Fritzle talk, some badass breaks, a mighty mince off and a fiendish Google Street View review. Up your ears for 4 whole years, it&#8217;s Hex the Dex.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Dude! You did it again, you downloaded our podcast, you rock! Seriously man we love it so much when you download our podcast, it makes us all happy inside like a blowie and steak day. Anyhoo, please find enclosed several unacceptable conversations including Joseph Fritzle talk, some badass breaks, a mighty mince off and a fiendish Google Street View review. Up your ears for 4 whole years, it&#8217;s Hex the Dex.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 05:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Moose On Da Loose Part 1 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Apr 12th 2009</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/24522130-Moose-On-Da-Loose-Part-1-Hex-The-Dex-Live-5pm-BST-Apr-12th-2009</link>
      <description>In a dystopic and crime ridden woodland, a terminally wounded moose is saved by the government and returns to the herd as a powerful laser-antlered cyborg, but will he fit in or is he doomed to stomp alone on an eternal quest for juice? All that and thumping great tunes, the dubstep debacle and Dom's balloon knot. Silly Billies.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>In a dystopic and crime ridden woodland, a terminally wounded moose is saved by the government and returns to the herd as a powerful laser-antlered cyborg, but will he fit in or is he doomed to stomp alone on an eternal quest for juice? All that and thumping great tunes, the dubstep debacle and Dom's balloon knot. Silly Billies.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In a dystopic and crime ridden woodland, a terminally wounded moose is saved by the government and returns to the herd as a powerful laser-antlered cyborg, but will he fit in or is he doomed to stomp alone on an eternal quest for juice? All that and thumping great tunes, the dubstep debacle and Dom's balloon knot. Silly Billies.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 04:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Integrity Part 2 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Mar 22nd 2009</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/24491182-Integrity-Part-2-Hex-The-Dex-Live-5pm-BST-Mar-22nd-2009</link>
      <description>Dude! You did it again, you downloaded our podcast, you rock! Seriously man we love it so much when you download our podcast, it makes us all happy inside like a blowie and steak day. Anyhoo, please find enclosed several unacceptable conversations including Joseph Fritzle talk, some badass breaks, a mighty mince off and a fiendish Google Street View review. Up your ears for 4 whole years, it&#8217;s Hex the Dex.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Dude! You did it again, you downloaded our podcast, you rock! Seriously man we love it so much when you download our podcast, it makes us all happy inside like a blowie and steak day. Anyhoo, please find enclosed several unacceptable conversations including Joseph Fritzle talk, some badass breaks, a mighty mince off and a fiendish Google Street View review. Up your ears for 4 whole years, it&#8217;s Hex the Dex.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Dude! You did it again, you downloaded our podcast, you rock! Seriously man we love it so much when you download our podcast, it makes us all happy inside like a blowie and steak day. Anyhoo, please find enclosed several unacceptable conversations including Joseph Fritzle talk, some badass breaks, a mighty mince off and a fiendish Google Street View review. Up your ears for 4 whole years, it&#8217;s Hex the Dex.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 04:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Integrity Part 1 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Mar 22nd 2009</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/25386310-Integrity-Part-1-Hex-The-Dex-Live-5pm-BST-Mar-22nd-2009</link>
      <description>If Michael J Fox was a power tool then which one would he be? Are Icelanders born in kit form? Is Dom secretly funny? Who reads these show descriptions anyway? Do you? It's just me typing this to myself isn't it? Well? This show features some excellent tunes, some tasteless conversation and the answers to some questions. Please post a hello on our forum at hexthedex.com if you read this. Just so I know you're there. Please.This sounds pathetic now doesn't it? I'm so lonely.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>If Michael J Fox was a power tool then which one would he be? Are Icelanders born in kit form? Is Dom secretly funny? Who reads these show descriptions anyway? Do you? It's just me typing this to myself isn't it? Well? This show features some excellent tunes, some tasteless conversation and the answers to some questions. Please post a hello on our forum at hexthedex.com if you read this. Just so I know you're there. Please.This sounds pathetic now doesn't it? I'm so lonely.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>If Michael J Fox was a power tool then which one would he be? Are Icelanders born in kit form? Is Dom secretly funny? Who reads these show descriptions anyway? Do you? It's just me typing this to myself isn't it? Well? This show features some excellent tunes, some tasteless conversation and the answers to some questions. Please post a hello on our forum at hexthedex.com if you read this. Just so I know you're there. Please.This sounds pathetic now doesn't it? I'm so lonely.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 05:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Integrity Part 1 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Mar 22nd 2009</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/24449101-Integrity-Part-1-Hex-The-Dex-Live-5pm-BST-Mar-22nd-2009</link>
      <description>If Michael J Fox was a power tool then which one would he be? Are Icelanders born in kit form? Is Dom secretly funny? Who reads these show descriptions anyway? Do you? It's just me typing this to myself isn't it? Well? This show features some excellent tunes, some tasteless conversation and the answers to some questions. Please post a hello on our forum at hexthedex.com if you read this. Just so I know you're there. Please.This sounds pathetic now doesn't it? I'm so lonely.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>If Michael J Fox was a power tool then which one would he be? Are Icelanders born in kit form? Is Dom secretly funny? Who reads these show descriptions anyway? Do you? It's just me typing this to myself isn't it? Well? This show features some excellent tunes, some tasteless conversation and the answers to some questions. Please post a hello on our forum at hexthedex.com if you read this. Just so I know you're there. Please.This sounds pathetic now doesn't it? I'm so lonely.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>If Michael J Fox was a power tool then which one would he be? Are Icelanders born in kit form? Is Dom secretly funny? Who reads these show descriptions anyway? Do you? It's just me typing this to myself isn't it? Well? This show features some excellent tunes, some tasteless conversation and the answers to some questions. Please post a hello on our forum at hexthedex.com if you read this. Just so I know you're there. Please.This sounds pathetic now doesn't it? I'm so lonely.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 04:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Animal Snax Part 2 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Feb 8th 2009</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/25386311-Animal-Snax-Part-2-Hex-The-Dex-Live-5pm-BST-Feb-8th-2009</link>
      <description>Picture yourself, laid back, stretched out, frosty cocktail in hand, submerged in a warm rock pool by the ocean. Tendrils of seaweed tickle your toes. Mmmmmm&#8230;pleasant for sure, but missing something perhaps? Some sexy company? Well why not try a prawn? Yes, that&#8217;s right a prawn, your ideal date for areas where sea and land overlap a bit. Try it. Do a prawn. They love it. All that plus some superbreaky choonz, a magnificent mince-off and a Puma with a Satsuma.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Picture yourself, laid back, stretched out, frosty cocktail in hand, submerged in a warm rock pool by the ocean. Tendrils of seaweed tickle your toes. Mmmmmm&#8230;pleasant for sure, but missing something perhaps? Some sexy company? Well why not try a prawn? Yes, that&#8217;s right a prawn, your ideal date for areas where sea and land overlap a bit. Try it. Do a prawn. They love it. All that plus some superbreaky choonz, a magnificent mince-off and a Puma with a Satsuma.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Picture yourself, laid back, stretched out, frosty cocktail in hand, submerged in a warm rock pool by the ocean. Tendrils of seaweed tickle your toes. Mmmmmm&#8230;pleasant for sure, but missing something perhaps? Some sexy company? Well why not try a prawn? Yes, that&#8217;s right a prawn, your ideal date for areas where sea and land overlap a bit. Try it. Do a prawn. They love it. All that plus some superbreaky choonz, a magnificent mince-off and a Puma with a Satsuma.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 05:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Animal Snax Part 2 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Feb 8th 2009</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/24294020-Animal-Snax-Part-2-Hex-The-Dex-Live-5pm-BST-Feb-8th-2009</link>
      <description>Picture yourself, laid back, stretched out, frosty cocktail in hand, submerged in a warm rock pool by the ocean. Tendrils of seaweed tickle your toes. Mmmmmm&#8230;pleasant for sure, but missing something perhaps? Some sexy company? Well why not try a prawn? Yes, that&#8217;s right a prawn, your ideal date for areas where sea and land overlap a bit. Try it. Do a prawn. They love it. All that plus some superbreaky choonz, a magnificent mince-off and a Puma with a Satsuma.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Picture yourself, laid back, stretched out, frosty cocktail in hand, submerged in a warm rock pool by the ocean. Tendrils of seaweed tickle your toes. Mmmmmm&#8230;pleasant for sure, but missing something perhaps? Some sexy company? Well why not try a prawn? Yes, that&#8217;s right a prawn, your ideal date for areas where sea and land overlap a bit. Try it. Do a prawn. They love it. All that plus some superbreaky choonz, a magnificent mince-off and a Puma with a Satsuma.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Picture yourself, laid back, stretched out, frosty cocktail in hand, submerged in a warm rock pool by the ocean. Tendrils of seaweed tickle your toes. Mmmmmm&#8230;pleasant for sure, but missing something perhaps? Some sexy company? Well why not try a prawn? Yes, that&#8217;s right a prawn, your ideal date for areas where sea and land overlap a bit. Try it. Do a prawn. They love it. All that plus some superbreaky choonz, a magnificent mince-off and a Puma with a Satsuma.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 04:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Animal Snax Part 1 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Feb 8th 2009</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/24151718-Animal-Snax-Part-1-Hex-The-Dex-Live-5pm-BST-Feb-8th-2009</link>
      <description>Bong...Britain has been buried under boggling boganers. Bong...Dave found on top of a hill at sunrise in his little gym shorts. Bong...Animals all over the world are ravenous for snacks. Bong...Christian Bale very reasonably goes ape. Bong...Pleasing breakbeat music found. Hex The Dex - news alchemists tinkering with the golden egg of fact.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Bong...Britain has been buried under boggling boganers. Bong...Dave found on top of a hill at sunrise in his little gym shorts. Bong...Animals all over the world are ravenous for snacks. Bong...Christian Bale very reasonably goes ape. Bong...Pleasing breakbeat music found. Hex The Dex - news alchemists tinkering with the golden egg of fact.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Bong...Britain has been buried under boggling boganers. Bong...Dave found on top of a hill at sunrise in his little gym shorts. Bong...Animals all over the world are ravenous for snacks. Bong...Christian Bale very reasonably goes ape. Bong...Pleasing breakbeat music found. Hex The Dex - news alchemists tinkering with the golden egg of fact.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 04:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Mind Peepers Part 1 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Jan 25th 2009</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/24064269-Mind-Peepers-Part-1-Hex-The-Dex-Live-5pm-BST-Jan-25th-2009</link>
      <description>Would you like to buy a nazi mankini? Well obviously, who wouldn&#8217;t? Here is a show featuring chatting men and banging music. If you don&#8217;t like either or both elements then consider this an exercise in EXTREME tolerance. Please also go to breakspoll.com and vote for Hex the Dex as best radio show. Ta muchly, Laters.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Would you like to buy a nazi mankini? Well obviously, who wouldn&#8217;t? Here is a show featuring chatting men and banging music. If you don&#8217;t like either or both elements then consider this an exercise in EXTREME tolerance. Please also go to breakspoll.com and vote for Hex the Dex as best radio show. Ta muchly, Laters.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Would you like to buy a nazi mankini? Well obviously, who wouldn&#8217;t? Here is a show featuring chatting men and banging music. If you don&#8217;t like either or both elements then consider this an exercise in EXTREME tolerance. Please also go to breakspoll.com and vote for Hex the Dex as best radio show. Ta muchly, Laters.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 04:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Battenberg Bass Bait Part 2 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Jan 11th 2009</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/23952149-Battenberg-Bass-Bait-Part-2-Hex-The-Dex-Live-5pm-BST-Jan-11th-2009</link>
      <description>We're here to save morris dancing, lets be quite clear about that. This most derided form of English folk dance is not, as some people contend, "Totally gay beyond all belief." So please stop saying it is. It quite often involves sticks for example, which are very very manly. So there. OK, so the inclusion of tinkling bells, limp-wristed hankie waving and ludicrous prancing may excuse your misguidedness but, from now on, DO consider yourselves better informed. All that and great tunes for a better life. Prance! Go on.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>We're here to save morris dancing, lets be quite clear about that. This most derided form of English folk dance is not, as some people contend, "Totally gay beyond all belief." So please stop saying it is. It quite often involves sticks for example, which are very very manly. So there. OK, so the inclusion of tinkling bells, limp-wristed hankie waving and ludicrous prancing may excuse your misguidedness but, from now on, DO consider yourselves better informed. All that and great tunes for a better life. Prance! Go on.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>We're here to save morris dancing, lets be quite clear about that. This most derided form of English folk dance is not, as some people contend, "Totally gay beyond all belief." So please stop saying it is. It quite often involves sticks for example, which are very very manly. So there. OK, so the inclusion of tinkling bells, limp-wristed hankie waving and ludicrous prancing may excuse your misguidedness but, from now on, DO consider yourselves better informed. All that and great tunes for a better life. Prance! Go on.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 04:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <enclosure type="audio/x-mpeg" url="http://www.hexthedex.com/shows/Battenberg_Bass_Bait_2-HexTheDex-11_01_09.mp3"/>
      <itunes:author>Hex the Dex</itunes:author>
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      <title>Battenberg Bass Bait Part 1 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Jan 11th 2009</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/23897379-Battenberg-Bass-Bait-Part-1-Hex-The-Dex-Live-5pm-BST-Jan-11th-2009</link>
      <description>Congratulations. You'd be surprised how many peeps plow straight into the listening experience without taking the time to read this little textual nugget. Perhaps they think they'll understand well enough without guidance. Perhaps they fear that the electric frisson of surprise will be lost to a careless spoiler contained here. Perhaps they are the sort of person deserving nothing but pity for their premature-jizz-prone aural proclivity. Numpties. WARNING: This show contains the concept of a cow being trebucheted into a wind turbine. Who would do such a thing? Not Jimmy Carr, that's for sure. Happy New Year Old Beans.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Congratulations. You'd be surprised how many peeps plow straight into the listening experience without taking the time to read this little textual nugget. Perhaps they think they'll understand well enough without guidance. Perhaps they fear that the electric frisson of surprise will be lost to a careless spoiler contained here. Perhaps they are the sort of person deserving nothing but pity for their premature-jizz-prone aural proclivity. Numpties. WARNING: This show contains the concept of a cow being trebucheted into a wind turbine. Who would do such a thing? Not Jimmy Carr, that's for sure. Happy New Year Old Beans.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Congratulations. You'd be surprised how many peeps plow straight into the listening experience without taking the time to read this little textual nugget. Perhaps they think they'll understand well enough without guidance. Perhaps they fear that the electric frisson of surprise will be lost to a careless spoiler contained here. Perhaps they are the sort of person deserving nothing but pity for their premature-jizz-prone aural proclivity. Numpties. WARNING: This show contains the concept of a cow being trebucheted into a wind turbine. Who would do such a thing? Not Jimmy Carr, that's for sure. Happy New Year Old Beans.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 18 Jan 2009 04:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <enclosure type="audio/x-mpeg" url="http://www.hexthedex.com/shows/Battenberg_Bass_Bait_1-HexTheDex-11_01_09.mp3"/>
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      <title>Stocking Filler - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Dec 25th 2008</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/23811298-Stocking-Filler-Hex-The-Dex-Live-5pm-BST-Dec-25th-2008</link>
      <description>Yo babes! Happy Chrimbo, and all manner of festive jazz in your area. This bonus HextheDex is the best stocking filler since golden legs, in which we get digested by the mighty Sarlacc for a thousand years, we present a Which guide to stunt cockery and a mince off so mincey it&#8217;s mincier than the minciest mince pie since records began! Seasons beatings peeps. HooT!</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Yo babes! Happy Chrimbo, and all manner of festive jazz in your area. This bonus HextheDex is the best stocking filler since golden legs, in which we get digested by the mighty Sarlacc for a thousand years, we present a Which guide to stunt cockery and a mince off so mincey it&#8217;s mincier than the minciest mince pie since records began! Seasons beatings peeps. HooT!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Yo babes! Happy Chrimbo, and all manner of festive jazz in your area. This bonus HextheDex is the best stocking filler since golden legs, in which we get digested by the mighty Sarlacc for a thousand years, we present a Which guide to stunt cockery and a mince off so mincey it&#8217;s mincier than the minciest mince pie since records began! Seasons beatings peeps. HooT!</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 25 Dec 2008 04:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <enclosure type="audio/x-mpeg" url="http://www.hexthedex.com/shows/Stocking_Filler-HexTheDex-25_12_08.mp3"/>
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      <title>Naughty Swarm Part 2 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Nov 23rd 2008</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/23744506-Naughty-Swarm-Part-2-Hex-The-Dex-Live-5pm-BST-Nov-23rd-2008</link>
      <description>Balloomania grips the show as we take to the French skies with Jean-Claude Van Damme, we review Dave&#8217;s collection of Santa costumes, we investigate the legal career of Judge Reinhold and the Burka-Doppelganger Skive-Scam. All that and an exclusive live Echaskech track. Hex the Dex, the sonic mind-slug.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Balloomania grips the show as we take to the French skies with Jean-Claude Van Damme, we review Dave&#8217;s collection of Santa costumes, we investigate the legal career of Judge Reinhold and the Burka-Doppelganger Skive-Scam. All that and an exclusive live Echaskech track. Hex the Dex, the sonic mind-slug.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Balloomania grips the show as we take to the French skies with Jean-Claude Van Damme, we review Dave&#8217;s collection of Santa costumes, we investigate the legal career of Judge Reinhold and the Burka-Doppelganger Skive-Scam. All that and an exclusive live Echaskech track. Hex the Dex, the sonic mind-slug.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 04:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Naughty Swarm Part 1 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Nov 23rd 2008</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/23701523-Naughty-Swarm-Part-1-Hex-The-Dex-Live-5pm-BST-Nov-23rd-2008</link>
      <description>Chillax dude, the ants are respectin&#8217; and if the ants are respectin&#8217; then we&#8217;re golden. Welcome to the buzziest episode of Hex the Dex ever, Doms&#8217;s insect diorama is teaming with Rasta crickets, socialist insects and HM the Queen Bee is laying for England. Meanwhile Dave has railway issues, there&#8217;s massive Orbital news and those pesky pirates are back. Down your street and up your ears since the dawn of time, it&#8217;s Hex the Dex.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Chillax dude, the ants are respectin&#8217; and if the ants are respectin&#8217; then we&#8217;re golden. Welcome to the buzziest episode of Hex the Dex ever, Doms&#8217;s insect diorama is teaming with Rasta crickets, socialist insects and HM the Queen Bee is laying for England. Meanwhile Dave has railway issues, there&#8217;s massive Orbital news and those pesky pirates are back. Down your street and up your ears since the dawn of time, it&#8217;s Hex the Dex.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Chillax dude, the ants are respectin&#8217; and if the ants are respectin&#8217; then we&#8217;re golden. Welcome to the buzziest episode of Hex the Dex ever, Doms&#8217;s insect diorama is teaming with Rasta crickets, socialist insects and HM the Queen Bee is laying for England. Meanwhile Dave has railway issues, there&#8217;s massive Orbital news and those pesky pirates are back. Down your street and up your ears since the dawn of time, it&#8217;s Hex the Dex.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2008 04:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <enclosure type="audio/x-mpeg" url="http://www.hexthedex.com/shows/Naughty_Swarm_1-HexTheDex-23_11_08.mp3"/>
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      <title>Mr Rascal Part 2 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Nov 9th 2008</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/23681827-Mr-Rascal-Part-2-Hex-The-Dex-Live-5pm-BST-Nov-9th-2008</link>
      <description>Avast, me hearties! Welcome to the one and only, official, accept-no-substitutes, Hex the Dex, where things have taken a turn for the uber-minced. Fans of good taste will be disappointed as we discuss dolphin suicide and stunt-pimped euthanasia. Meanwhile, will someone please bring me the Dirty Sanchezed head of Gillian McKeith!</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Avast, me hearties! Welcome to the one and only, official, accept-no-substitutes, Hex the Dex, where things have taken a turn for the uber-minced. Fans of good taste will be disappointed as we discuss dolphin suicide and stunt-pimped euthanasia. Meanwhile, will someone please bring me the Dirty Sanchezed head of Gillian McKeith!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Avast, me hearties! Welcome to the one and only, official, accept-no-substitutes, Hex the Dex, where things have taken a turn for the uber-minced. Fans of good taste will be disappointed as we discuss dolphin suicide and stunt-pimped euthanasia. Meanwhile, will someone please bring me the Dirty Sanchezed head of Gillian McKeith!</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 23 Nov 2008 04:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <enclosure type="audio/x-mpeg" url="http://www.hexthedex.com/shows/Mr_Rascal_2-HexTheDex-09_11_08.mp3"/>
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      <title>Mr Rascal Part 1 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Nov 9th 2008</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/23643700-Mr-Rascal-Part-1-Hex-The-Dex-Live-5pm-BST-Nov-9th-2008</link>
      <description>He&#8217;s just a rascal, a Mr Rascal! Barack Obama seems cool but can he pee in the presence of a US Marine? No? Better head for the military hidey-hole then. Meanwhile, Dom rides a rollercoaster and screams like a girl, Dave rides his high horse right-out-a-town and Other Dave coughs up a kitten. It&#8217;s all here as well as exclusive tracks from reputable artists. Hex the Dex, i&#8217;n&#8217;it!?</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>He&#8217;s just a rascal, a Mr Rascal! Barack Obama seems cool but can he pee in the presence of a US Marine? No? Better head for the military hidey-hole then. Meanwhile, Dom rides a rollercoaster and screams like a girl, Dave rides his high horse right-out-a-town and Other Dave coughs up a kitten. It&#8217;s all here as well as exclusive tracks from reputable artists. Hex the Dex, i&#8217;n&#8217;it!?</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>He&#8217;s just a rascal, a Mr Rascal! Barack Obama seems cool but can he pee in the presence of a US Marine? No? Better head for the military hidey-hole then. Meanwhile, Dom rides a rollercoaster and screams like a girl, Dave rides his high horse right-out-a-town and Other Dave coughs up a kitten. It&#8217;s all here as well as exclusive tracks from reputable artists. Hex the Dex, i&#8217;n&#8217;it!?</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2008 04:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <enclosure type="audio/x-mpeg" url="http://www.hexthedex.com/shows/Mr_Rascal_1-HexTheDex-09_11_08.mp3"/>
      <itunes:author>Hex the Dex</itunes:author>
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      <title>G Monastic Part 2 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Oct 12th 2008</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/25386334-G-Monastic-Part-2-Hex-The-Dex-Live-5pm-BST-Oct-12th-2008</link>
      <description>Need a new warehouse? Then come on down to Warehouse Warehouse where the warehouse King will sell you a minter. Also on special offer, it's Butt Chocolate served by a tinkling troll man. Still want more? Try this: Caving hamsters, Dog Hair champagne, Dom&#8217;s camel toe and THE BACON TREE JOKE. Hex the Dex, never knowingly oversold!</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Need a new warehouse? Then come on down to Warehouse Warehouse where the warehouse King will sell you a minter. Also on special offer, it's Butt Chocolate served by a tinkling troll man. Still want more? Try this: Caving hamsters, Dog Hair champagne, Dom&#8217;s camel toe and THE BACON TREE JOKE. Hex the Dex, never knowingly oversold!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Need a new warehouse? Then come on down to Warehouse Warehouse where the warehouse King will sell you a minter. Also on special offer, it's Butt Chocolate served by a tinkling troll man. Still want more? Try this: Caving hamsters, Dog Hair champagne, Dom&#8217;s camel toe and THE BACON TREE JOKE. Hex the Dex, never knowingly oversold!</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 26 Oct 2008 05:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>G Monastic Part 2 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Oct 12th 2008</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/23535260-G-Monastic-Part-2-Hex-The-Dex-Live-5pm-BST-Oct-12th-2008</link>
      <description>Need a new warehouse? Then come on down to Warehouse Warehouse where the warehouse King will sell you a minter. Also on special offer, it's Butt Chocolate served by a tinkling troll man. Still want more? Try this: Caving hamsters, Dog Hair champagne, Dom&#8217;s camel toe and THE BACON TREE JOKE. Hex the Dex, never knowingly oversold!</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Need a new warehouse? Then come on down to Warehouse Warehouse where the warehouse King will sell you a minter. Also on special offer, it's Butt Chocolate served by a tinkling troll man. Still want more? Try this: Caving hamsters, Dog Hair champagne, Dom&#8217;s camel toe and THE BACON TREE JOKE. Hex the Dex, never knowingly oversold!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Need a new warehouse? Then come on down to Warehouse Warehouse where the warehouse King will sell you a minter. Also on special offer, it's Butt Chocolate served by a tinkling troll man. Still want more? Try this: Caving hamsters, Dog Hair champagne, Dom&#8217;s camel toe and THE BACON TREE JOKE. Hex the Dex, never knowingly oversold!</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 26 Oct 2008 04:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>G Monastic Part 1 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Oct 12th 2008</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/23517274-G-Monastic-Part-1-Hex-The-Dex-Live-5pm-BST-Oct-12th-2008</link>
      <description>Devastatin&#8217; Dave the golden giggler is away but fear not, ably clambering into his size 13s is louche dandy G-Money. G is Dom&#8217;s bandmate in Echaskech and what he doesn&#8217;t know about being soave, sophisticated and generally debonair isn&#8217;t worth knowing. So ladies, watch out lest you be vocally depantiefied! Chat includes Dial M for Mute Button and The Task Bar Channel. Music features broken beats of the finest choosing. Hex The Dex, it&#8217;s fantastic monastic magic!</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Devastatin&#8217; Dave the golden giggler is away but fear not, ably clambering into his size 13s is louche dandy G-Money. G is Dom&#8217;s bandmate in Echaskech and what he doesn&#8217;t know about being soave, sophisticated and generally debonair isn&#8217;t worth knowing. So ladies, watch out lest you be vocally depantiefied! Chat includes Dial M for Mute Button and The Task Bar Channel. Music features broken beats of the finest choosing. Hex The Dex, it&#8217;s fantastic monastic magic!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Devastatin&#8217; Dave the golden giggler is away but fear not, ably clambering into his size 13s is louche dandy G-Money. G is Dom&#8217;s bandmate in Echaskech and what he doesn&#8217;t know about being soave, sophisticated and generally debonair isn&#8217;t worth knowing. So ladies, watch out lest you be vocally depantiefied! Chat includes Dial M for Mute Button and The Task Bar Channel. Music features broken beats of the finest choosing. Hex The Dex, it&#8217;s fantastic monastic magic!</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2008 05:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <enclosure type="audio/x-mpeg" url="http://www.hexthedex.com/shows/G_Monastic_1-HexTheDex-12_10_08.mp3"/>
      <itunes:author>Hex the Dex</itunes:author>
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      <title>Salad Dressing Part 2 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Sep 28th 2008</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/23482808-Salad-Dressing-Part-2-Hex-The-Dex-Live-5pm-BST-Sep-28th-2008</link>
      <description>The fun continues here in part 2. We've got pirate talk, monkey zeitgeist, facebook poking alternatives, ED209 vs Scout Walker, boosting, Dave's laughing farmer decapitation fears and all sorts of other balls. The 'mince off' is possibly a step too far but what the hell, it is certainly IS mincey. Hex the Dex, bring the noise boys.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>The fun continues here in part 2. We've got pirate talk, monkey zeitgeist, facebook poking alternatives, ED209 vs Scout Walker, boosting, Dave's laughing farmer decapitation fears and all sorts of other balls. The 'mince off' is possibly a step too far but what the hell, it is certainly IS mincey. Hex the Dex, bring the noise boys.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The fun continues here in part 2. We've got pirate talk, monkey zeitgeist, facebook poking alternatives, ED209 vs Scout Walker, boosting, Dave's laughing farmer decapitation fears and all sorts of other balls. The 'mince off' is possibly a step too far but what the hell, it is certainly IS mincey. Hex the Dex, bring the noise boys.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 05:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Salad Dressing Part 1 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Sep 28th 2008</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/23458441-Salad-Dressing-Part-1-Hex-The-Dex-Live-5pm-BST-Sep-28th-2008</link>
      <description>Paul Newman is dead, but will he live on in our hearts and salads? We find out plus the best way to build a secret mountain base; how not to pull a scouser; two girls one houses of parliament; super hairy super mole infestations; and the War Games Paradox. Plus some awesome fresh breaks. Hex the Dex, smells like a whole bucket-o-good to us, mmmmmmm.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Paul Newman is dead, but will he live on in our hearts and salads? We find out plus the best way to build a secret mountain base; how not to pull a scouser; two girls one houses of parliament; super hairy super mole infestations; and the War Games Paradox. Plus some awesome fresh breaks. Hex the Dex, smells like a whole bucket-o-good to us, mmmmmmm.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Paul Newman is dead, but will he live on in our hearts and salads? We find out plus the best way to build a secret mountain base; how not to pull a scouser; two girls one houses of parliament; super hairy super mole infestations; and the War Games Paradox. Plus some awesome fresh breaks. Hex the Dex, smells like a whole bucket-o-good to us, mmmmmmm.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 05 Oct 2008 05:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:author>Hex the Dex</itunes:author>
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      <title>Over Hung Part 2 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Sep 14th 2008</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/23414809-Over-Hung-Part-2-Hex-The-Dex-Live-5pm-BST-Sep-14th-2008</link>
      <description>Cephalalgia is what doctors call a headache, but headache is three letters shorter than cephalalgia, which means that we win. Not that that does us any good at all in this, part two of the show. Our hangovers continue to throb and meaningless bum-dribble cascades from our lantern-jawed durr-faces. Pity us listener, lest you become us and repent you heartless memory. Hex the Dex, up your ears since ages ago.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Cephalalgia is what doctors call a headache, but headache is three letters shorter than cephalalgia, which means that we win. Not that that does us any good at all in this, part two of the show. Our hangovers continue to throb and meaningless bum-dribble cascades from our lantern-jawed durr-faces. Pity us listener, lest you become us and repent you heartless memory. Hex the Dex, up your ears since ages ago.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Cephalalgia is what doctors call a headache, but headache is three letters shorter than cephalalgia, which means that we win. Not that that does us any good at all in this, part two of the show. Our hangovers continue to throb and meaningless bum-dribble cascades from our lantern-jawed durr-faces. Pity us listener, lest you become us and repent you heartless memory. Hex the Dex, up your ears since ages ago.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 28 Sep 2008 05:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Over Hung Part 1 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Sep 14th 2008</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/23383965-Over-Hung-Part-1-Hex-The-Dex-Live-5pm-BST-Sep-14th-2008</link>
      <description>Drinking too much causes hangovers. Not drinking enough causes boredom and social exclusion! So-wot-ya-gonna-do? Hmmmm? Our advice is DO drink too much but never ALL the time and for christsakes DON&#8217;T ever EVER dance to &#8216;Hips Don't Lie&#8217; by Shakira! EVER! We DID drink too much before this show. Did we get away with it? You be the judge. We have Bestival news, audio boots(TM), hearty tunes and slamming headaches. Yum-it-up.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Drinking too much causes hangovers. Not drinking enough causes boredom and social exclusion! So-wot-ya-gonna-do? Hmmmm? Our advice is DO drink too much but never ALL the time and for christsakes DON&#8217;T ever EVER dance to &#8216;Hips Don't Lie&#8217; by Shakira! EVER! We DID drink too much before this show. Did we get away with it? You be the judge. We have Bestival news, audio boots(TM), hearty tunes and slamming headaches. Yum-it-up.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Drinking too much causes hangovers. Not drinking enough causes boredom and social exclusion! So-wot-ya-gonna-do? Hmmmm? Our advice is DO drink too much but never ALL the time and for christsakes DON&#8217;T ever EVER dance to &#8216;Hips Don't Lie&#8217; by Shakira! EVER! We DID drink too much before this show. Did we get away with it? You be the judge. We have Bestival news, audio boots(TM), hearty tunes and slamming headaches. Yum-it-up.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 21 Sep 2008 05:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <enclosure type="audio/x-mpeg" url="http://www.hexthedex.com/shows/Over_Hung_1-HexTheDex-14_09_08.mp3"/>
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      <title>Gary Glitter Part 2 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Aug 24th 2008</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/23261997-Gary-Glitter-Part-2-Hex-The-Dex-Live-5pm-BST-Aug-24th-2008</link>
      <description>Found in this show is: Mole rat chat, One Flew Over the Rainbow, Film advice, Olympic fakery planning, a massive fiver, a giant dookie and the most pretentious joke in world history. Missing from this show is: one BMX bicycle formally owned by a tw..err..Dom. All the tunes with none of the mixing, it&#8217;s Hex the Dex.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Found in this show is: Mole rat chat, One Flew Over the Rainbow, Film advice, Olympic fakery planning, a massive fiver, a giant dookie and the most pretentious joke in world history. Missing from this show is: one BMX bicycle formally owned by a tw..err..Dom. All the tunes with none of the mixing, it&#8217;s Hex the Dex.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Found in this show is: Mole rat chat, One Flew Over the Rainbow, Film advice, Olympic fakery planning, a massive fiver, a giant dookie and the most pretentious joke in world history. Missing from this show is: one BMX bicycle formally owned by a tw..err..Dom. All the tunes with none of the mixing, it&#8217;s Hex the Dex.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 05:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Gary Glitter Part 1 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Aug 24th 2008</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/23233665-Gary-Glitter-Part-1-Hex-The-Dex-Live-5pm-BST-Aug-24th-2008</link>
      <description>Gary Glitter is cockney rhyming slang for shi&#8230;ah, hello there! This show has all the answers but we&#8217;ve lost the questions so you&#8217;ll have work it out backwards. Here are the answers: Frogs. PORGs. Buddhists. Garry Glitter being torn limb from limb by a gang of marauding toddlers. And, new from Hex the Dex productions, The Secret Bastard. Plus muchos solid tunes for all you beat junkies out there. This show is part of a multipack and should not be sold separately.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Gary Glitter is cockney rhyming slang for shi&#8230;ah, hello there! This show has all the answers but we&#8217;ve lost the questions so you&#8217;ll have work it out backwards. Here are the answers: Frogs. PORGs. Buddhists. Garry Glitter being torn limb from limb by a gang of marauding toddlers. And, new from Hex the Dex productions, The Secret Bastard. Plus muchos solid tunes for all you beat junkies out there. This show is part of a multipack and should not be sold separately.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Gary Glitter is cockney rhyming slang for shi&#8230;ah, hello there! This show has all the answers but we&#8217;ve lost the questions so you&#8217;ll have work it out backwards. Here are the answers: Frogs. PORGs. Buddhists. Garry Glitter being torn limb from limb by a gang of marauding toddlers. And, new from Hex the Dex productions, The Secret Bastard. Plus muchos solid tunes for all you beat junkies out there. This show is part of a multipack and should not be sold separately.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 31 Aug 2008 05:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:author>Hex the Dex</itunes:author>
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      <title>Cheese Part 2 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Aug 10th 2008</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/23203818-Cheese-Part-2-Hex-The-Dex-Live-5pm-BST-Aug-10th-2008</link>
      <description>The cheesy chat continues along with lady spanking, Olympic hope, Cornish landing craft, Tranny racing, The Mince Off, What makes you cry? And cuddly jet pack pick me up! All that and a tonne of awesome beats. Hex the Dex, your mighty servant.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>The cheesy chat continues along with lady spanking, Olympic hope, Cornish landing craft, Tranny racing, The Mince Off, What makes you cry? And cuddly jet pack pick me up! All that and a tonne of awesome beats. Hex the Dex, your mighty servant.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The cheesy chat continues along with lady spanking, Olympic hope, Cornish landing craft, Tranny racing, The Mince Off, What makes you cry? And cuddly jet pack pick me up! All that and a tonne of awesome beats. Hex the Dex, your mighty servant.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2008 04:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Cheese Part 1 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST Aug 10th 2008</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/23187915-Cheese-Part-1-Hex-The-Dex-Live-5pm-BST-Aug-10th-2008</link>
      <description>What is the point of cheese? Is it just chewy rotten milk or is there more to it than that? What is the best cheese to rave with? What&#8217;s wrong with Edam? It&#8217;s madE backwards, that&#8217;s what. Yes this show features cheese, both figurative and literal so tuck in to the stinking melty goodness.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>What is the point of cheese? Is it just chewy rotten milk or is there more to it than that? What is the best cheese to rave with? What&#8217;s wrong with Edam? It&#8217;s madE backwards, that&#8217;s what. Yes this show features cheese, both figurative and literal so tuck in to the stinking melty goodness.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>What is the point of cheese? Is it just chewy rotten milk or is there more to it than that? What is the best cheese to rave with? What&#8217;s wrong with Edam? It&#8217;s madE backwards, that&#8217;s what. Yes this show features cheese, both figurative and literal so tuck in to the stinking melty goodness.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 05:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Leggy Ginger Part 2 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST July 27th 2008</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/23165788-Leggy-Ginger-Part-2-Hex-The-Dex-Live-5pm-BST-July-27th-2008</link>
      <description>It&#8217;s part two of that Hex show with world famous stand up comedian Michael Legge in it. You know, the one with lots a bonza tunes jostling for position amid a veritable smorgasbord of silly chat. Oh come now, you must remember? No? WINDOW LICKER! w00t! w00t! w00t! (Sorry, I was very tired when I wrote this and there's really no excuse for those w00ts. My bad.)</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>It&#8217;s part two of that Hex show with world famous stand up comedian Michael Legge in it. You know, the one with lots a bonza tunes jostling for position amid a veritable smorgasbord of silly chat. Oh come now, you must remember? No? WINDOW LICKER! w00t! w00t! w00t! (Sorry, I was very tired when I wrote this and there's really no excuse for those w00ts. My bad.)</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>It&#8217;s part two of that Hex show with world famous stand up comedian Michael Legge in it. You know, the one with lots a bonza tunes jostling for position amid a veritable smorgasbord of silly chat. Oh come now, you must remember? No? WINDOW LICKER! w00t! w00t! w00t! (Sorry, I was very tired when I wrote this and there's really no excuse for those w00ts. My bad.)</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2008 16:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <enclosure type="audio/x-mpeg" url="http://www.hexthedex.com/shows/Leggy_Ginger_2-HexTheDex-27_07_08.mp3"/>
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      <title>Leggy Ginger Part 1 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST July 27th 2008</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/23148144-Leggy-Ginger-Part-1-Hex-The-Dex-Live-5pm-BST-July-27th-2008</link>
      <description>HEX: One Dave, another Dave and a Dom, so it has been thus far. Yet must we expect it always? Use CAUTION conjecture laden listener, lest ye be vexed, for one Dave is missing. BEWARE, for in his stead sits a growling gnashing troll by the name LEGGE, mirthsayer and seriousness-banisher of old. FEAR HIM&#8230;..Translation: Due to a long held appointment with a field Dave is absent from this show and has therefore been temporarily replaced by lovely stand-up comedian Michael Legge. Enjoy the Davelessness and EXSPERMINATE!</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>HEX: One Dave, another Dave and a Dom, so it has been thus far. Yet must we expect it always? Use CAUTION conjecture laden listener, lest ye be vexed, for one Dave is missing. BEWARE, for in his stead sits a growling gnashing troll by the name LEGGE, mirthsayer and seriousness-banisher of old. FEAR HIM&#8230;..Translation: Due to a long held appointment with a field Dave is absent from this show and has therefore been temporarily replaced by lovely stand-up comedian Michael Legge. Enjoy the Davelessness and EXSPERMINATE!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>HEX: One Dave, another Dave and a Dom, so it has been thus far. Yet must we expect it always? Use CAUTION conjecture laden listener, lest ye be vexed, for one Dave is missing. BEWARE, for in his stead sits a growling gnashing troll by the name LEGGE, mirthsayer and seriousness-banisher of old. FEAR HIM&#8230;..Translation: Due to a long held appointment with a field Dave is absent from this show and has therefore been temporarily replaced by lovely stand-up comedian Michael Legge. Enjoy the Davelessness and EXSPERMINATE!</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 09:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Blunty Hole Part 2 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST July 13th 2008</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/23117805-Blunty-Hole-Part-2-Hex-The-Dex-Live-5pm-BST-July-13th-2008</link>
      <description>So it turned out that James Blunt not only rhymed with, but in fact was a&#8230;ah, hello and welcome to part two of the show. This half is chock full of goodness with intelligent chat and slamming tunes. Subjects include the ahead of his time racial integrity of Morph from Take Hart, wet handed American lady talk, Grunty gym man and, well you know, all the usual balls really. Hounding your ears since 2005, it&#8217;s Hex the Dex!</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>So it turned out that James Blunt not only rhymed with, but in fact was a&#8230;ah, hello and welcome to part two of the show. This half is chock full of goodness with intelligent chat and slamming tunes. Subjects include the ahead of his time racial integrity of Morph from Take Hart, wet handed American lady talk, Grunty gym man and, well you know, all the usual balls really. Hounding your ears since 2005, it&#8217;s Hex the Dex!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>So it turned out that James Blunt not only rhymed with, but in fact was a&#8230;ah, hello and welcome to part two of the show. This half is chock full of goodness with intelligent chat and slamming tunes. Subjects include the ahead of his time racial integrity of Morph from Take Hart, wet handed American lady talk, Grunty gym man and, well you know, all the usual balls really. Hounding your ears since 2005, it&#8217;s Hex the Dex!</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 10:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Blunty Hole Part 1 - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST July 13th 2008</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/23104237-Blunty-Hole-Part-1-Hex-The-Dex-Live-5pm-BST-July-13th-2008</link>
      <description>James Blunt rhymes with&#8230;ah, hello there! Welcome to a whole new format in Hex the Dex show formats. Instead of one super-massive two hour monstrosity we are going to split every show into two and stagger the release. Part one here contains a steaming heap of quality material, including: Is a window better than TV? What&#8217;s up with string? Stylophone attack! The ant that cried butter mountain! And, yes, a review of James Blunt at Glastonbury. Enjoy the silly my lover!</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>James Blunt rhymes with&#8230;ah, hello there! Welcome to a whole new format in Hex the Dex show formats. Instead of one super-massive two hour monstrosity we are going to split every show into two and stagger the release. Part one here contains a steaming heap of quality material, including: Is a window better than TV? What&#8217;s up with string? Stylophone attack! The ant that cried butter mountain! And, yes, a review of James Blunt at Glastonbury. Enjoy the silly my lover!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>James Blunt rhymes with&#8230;ah, hello there! Welcome to a whole new format in Hex the Dex show formats. Instead of one super-massive two hour monstrosity we are going to split every show into two and stagger the release. Part one here contains a steaming heap of quality material, including: Is a window better than TV? What&#8217;s up with string? Stylophone attack! The ant that cried butter mountain! And, yes, a review of James Blunt at Glastonbury. Enjoy the silly my lover!</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 01:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <enclosure type="audio/x-mpeg" url="http://www.hexthedex.com/shows/Blunty_Hole_1-HexTheDex-13_07_08.mp3"/>
      <itunes:author>Hex the Dex</itunes:author>
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      <title>Cow Bell - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST June 22nd 2008</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/23056708-Cow-Bell-Hex-The-Dex-Live-5pm-BST-June-22nd-2008</link>
      <description>WARNING! This show features a loose cow bell in the hands of an idiot and as such should not be listened to by anyone with a cow bell allergy or general bovine clang intolerance. What the hell are cow bells for anyway? Finding cows? Maybe. Also this is the first show description to feature a text emoticon ;o) see. Enjoy the sounds old friend.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>WARNING! This show features a loose cow bell in the hands of an idiot and as such should not be listened to by anyone with a cow bell allergy or general bovine clang intolerance. What the hell are cow bells for anyway? Finding cows? Maybe. Also this is the first show description to feature a text emoticon ;o) see. Enjoy the sounds old friend.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>WARNING! This show features a loose cow bell in the hands of an idiot and as such should not be listened to by anyone with a cow bell allergy or general bovine clang intolerance. What the hell are cow bells for anyway? Finding cows? Maybe. Also this is the first show description to feature a text emoticon ;o) see. Enjoy the sounds old friend.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 06 Jul 2008 05:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:author>Hex the Dex</itunes:author>
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      <title>Lager Omm - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST June 8th 2008</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/23001454-Lager-Omm-Hex-The-Dex-Live-5pm-BST-June-8th-2008</link>
      <description>Science is a noble field worthy of considered respect. Feel your frustration mount therefore, as we halfass our way through a Hex the Dex science experiment! With the research underway we also find time to discuss Poop-Howitzers, Circular Parties, Porcelain Buses and Hugh Hefner&#8217;s sexy brain transplant. Hex in full pseudoscientific effect baby, yeah!</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Science is a noble field worthy of considered respect. Feel your frustration mount therefore, as we halfass our way through a Hex the Dex science experiment! With the research underway we also find time to discuss Poop-Howitzers, Circular Parties, Porcelain Buses and Hugh Hefner&#8217;s sexy brain transplant. Hex in full pseudoscientific effect baby, yeah!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Science is a noble field worthy of considered respect. Feel your frustration mount therefore, as we halfass our way through a Hex the Dex science experiment! With the research underway we also find time to discuss Poop-Howitzers, Circular Parties, Porcelain Buses and Hugh Hefner&#8217;s sexy brain transplant. Hex in full pseudoscientific effect baby, yeah!</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 05:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <enclosure type="audio/x-mpeg" url="http://www.hexthedex.com/shows/Lager_Omm-HexTheDex-08_06_08.mp3"/>
      <itunes:author>Hex the Dex</itunes:author>
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      <title>Willy Island - Hex The Dex Live 5pm BST May 25th 2008</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/22579879-Willy-Island-Hex-The-Dex-Live-5pm-BST-May-25th-2008</link>
      <description>Hello. It has been a very eventful month at the Breakbeat Castle, we left Purple Radio's Saturday afternoon slot and joined NSB Radio's Sunday 5-7BST afternoon slot. So does this mean choral music and ecclesiastical ramblings? You betcha evil ass it doesn't! No fear! It's a case of meet the new Hex, same as the old Hex, in other words the usual puerile banter with your old friends Dave, Dave and Dom. This week the good ship Hex sets sail for Willy Island!</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hello. It has been a very eventful month at the Breakbeat Castle, we left Purple Radio's Saturday afternoon slot and joined NSB Radio's Sunday 5-7BST afternoon slot. So does this mean choral music and ecclesiastical ramblings? You betcha evil ass it doesn't! No fear! It's a case of meet the new Hex, same as the old Hex, in other words the usual puerile banter with your old friends Dave, Dave and Dom. This week the good ship Hex sets sail for Willy Island!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hello. It has been a very eventful month at the Breakbeat Castle, we left Purple Radio's Saturday afternoon slot and joined NSB Radio's Sunday 5-7BST afternoon slot. So does this mean choral music and ecclesiastical ramblings? You betcha evil ass it doesn't! No fear! It's a case of meet the new Hex, same as the old Hex, in other words the usual puerile banter with your old friends Dave, Dave and Dom. This week the good ship Hex sets sail for Willy Island!</itunes:summary>
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      <title>The Philatelator - Hex The Dex Live 2pm GMT Apr 26th 2008</title>
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      <description>Warning! Do not listen if you are operating heavy machinery.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Warning! Do not listen if you are operating heavy machinery.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Warning! Do not listen if you are operating heavy machinery.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Like a Chicken - Hex The Dex Live 2pm GMT Apr 12th 2008</title>
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      <description>If your name is Madonna then this show probably isn't for you. Everyone else hop aboard the mirth bus, ding-ding! Dave has been to Dublin with nary a thought for causality. Back in London Dave has been on a trip of his own...down the stairs. It's a lap dancing, dog racing, gladiatorial happy-fest of a show. Just watch out for the bad fairy!</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>If your name is Madonna then this show probably isn't for you. Everyone else hop aboard the mirth bus, ding-ding! Dave has been to Dublin with nary a thought for causality. Back in London Dave has been on a trip of his own...down the stairs. It's a lap dancing, dog racing, gladiatorial happy-fest of a show. Just watch out for the bad fairy!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>If your name is Madonna then this show probably isn't for you. Everyone else hop aboard the mirth bus, ding-ding! Dave has been to Dublin with nary a thought for causality. Back in London Dave has been on a trip of his own...down the stairs. It's a lap dancing, dog racing, gladiatorial happy-fest of a show. Just watch out for the bad fairy!</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Like a Chicken - Hex The Dex Live 2pm GMT Apr 12th 2008</title>
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      <description>If your name is Madonna then this show probably isn't for you. Everyone else hop aboard the mirth bus, ding-ding! Dave has been to Dublin with nary a thought for causality. Back in London Dave has been on a trip of his own...down the stairs. It's a lap dancing, dog racing, gladiatorial happy-fest of a show. Just watch out for the bad fairy!</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>If your name is Madonna then this show probably isn't for you. Everyone else hop aboard the mirth bus, ding-ding! Dave has been to Dublin with nary a thought for causality. Back in London Dave has been on a trip of his own...down the stairs. It's a lap dancing, dog racing, gladiatorial happy-fest of a show. Just watch out for the bad fairy!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>If your name is Madonna then this show probably isn't for you. Everyone else hop aboard the mirth bus, ding-ding! Dave has been to Dublin with nary a thought for causality. Back in London Dave has been on a trip of his own...down the stairs. It's a lap dancing, dog racing, gladiatorial happy-fest of a show. Just watch out for the bad fairy!</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Poo Inspectors - Hex The Dex Live 2pm GMT Mar 29th 2008</title>
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      <description>Get out of China, Tibet. Or is it that China should get out of Tibet? Stand by for some incisive political debate on Hex The Dex. Dom is back, Dave has bought some fresssshhhhhh breaks, other Dave has bought some Buckfast and we put on our Rock Hands (twice). Plus, some scat chat, the Happy Times, Dom gives birth and Dave flicks his switch.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Get out of China, Tibet. Or is it that China should get out of Tibet? Stand by for some incisive political debate on Hex The Dex. Dom is back, Dave has bought some fresssshhhhhh breaks, other Dave has bought some Buckfast and we put on our Rock Hands (twice). Plus, some scat chat, the Happy Times, Dom gives birth and Dave flicks his switch.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Get out of China, Tibet. Or is it that China should get out of Tibet? Stand by for some incisive political debate on Hex The Dex. Dom is back, Dave has bought some fresssshhhhhh breaks, other Dave has bought some Buckfast and we put on our Rock Hands (twice). Plus, some scat chat, the Happy Times, Dom gives birth and Dave flicks his switch.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Poo Inspectors - Hex The Dex Live 2pm GMT Mar 29th 2008</title>
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      <description>Get out of China, Tibet. Or is it that China should get out of Tibet? Stand by for some incisive political debate on Hex The Dex. Dom is back, Dave has bought some fresssshhhhhh breaks, other Dave has bought some Buckfast and we put on our Rock Hands (twice). Plus, some scat chat, the Happy Times, Dom gives birth and Dave flicks his switch.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Get out of China, Tibet. Or is it that China should get out of Tibet? Stand by for some incisive political debate on Hex The Dex. Dom is back, Dave has bought some fresssshhhhhh breaks, other Dave has bought some Buckfast and we put on our Rock Hands (twice). Plus, some scat chat, the Happy Times, Dom gives birth and Dave flicks his switch.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Get out of China, Tibet. Or is it that China should get out of Tibet? Stand by for some incisive political debate on Hex The Dex. Dom is back, Dave has bought some fresssshhhhhh breaks, other Dave has bought some Buckfast and we put on our Rock Hands (twice). Plus, some scat chat, the Happy Times, Dom gives birth and Dave flicks his switch.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>AsparaguWizzer - Hex The Dex Live 2pm GMT Mar 15th 2008</title>
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      <description>Welcome to Hex the Dex with Dave and Dave and......Oh no, where's Dom? Is he lost forever? Will the Dave's manage on their own? Is the good ship Hex missing a captain or a cabin boy? Who can foretell? If only we had some asparagus. The only show you never knew you always wanted to hear, Hex the Dex LIVE, Yip!</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Welcome to Hex the Dex with Dave and Dave and......Oh no, where's Dom? Is he lost forever? Will the Dave's manage on their own? Is the good ship Hex missing a captain or a cabin boy? Who can foretell? If only we had some asparagus. The only show you never knew you always wanted to hear, Hex the Dex LIVE, Yip!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Welcome to Hex the Dex with Dave and Dave and......Oh no, where's Dom? Is he lost forever? Will the Dave's manage on their own? Is the good ship Hex missing a captain or a cabin boy? Who can foretell? If only we had some asparagus. The only show you never knew you always wanted to hear, Hex the Dex LIVE, Yip!</itunes:summary>
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      <title>AsparaguWizzer - Hex The Dex Live 2pm GMT Mar 15th 2008</title>
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      <description>Welcome to Hex the Dex with Dave and Dave and......Oh no, where's Dom? Is he lost forever? Will the Dave's manage on their own? Is the good ship Hex missing a captain or a cabin boy? Who can foretell? If only we had some asparagus. The only show you never knew you always wanted to hear, Hex the Dex LIVE, Yip!</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Welcome to Hex the Dex with Dave and Dave and......Oh no, where's Dom? Is he lost forever? Will the Dave's manage on their own? Is the good ship Hex missing a captain or a cabin boy? Who can foretell? If only we had some asparagus. The only show you never knew you always wanted to hear, Hex the Dex LIVE, Yip!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Welcome to Hex the Dex with Dave and Dave and......Oh no, where's Dom? Is he lost forever? Will the Dave's manage on their own? Is the good ship Hex missing a captain or a cabin boy? Who can foretell? If only we had some asparagus. The only show you never knew you always wanted to hear, Hex the Dex LIVE, Yip!</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Crab Future - Hex The Dex Live 2pm GMT Mar 1st 2008</title>
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      <description>Dave has been to Berlin and come back convinced that Germans are actually rather lovely people, not the jackbooted Jerries you might have thought. Sadly Germany's gain is France's loss as Dave risks international relations again with more of the ill informed xenophobic claptrap that is fast becoming his trademark. In other exclusive news Heather Mills McCartney might be a gold-digger! Hear our shock revelation. Plus great tunes for your modern life. All here on Hex the Dex LIVE baby, Yeah!</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Dave has been to Berlin and come back convinced that Germans are actually rather lovely people, not the jackbooted Jerries you might have thought. Sadly Germany's gain is France's loss as Dave risks international relations again with more of the ill informed xenophobic claptrap that is fast becoming his trademark. In other exclusive news Heather Mills McCartney might be a gold-digger! Hear our shock revelation. Plus great tunes for your modern life. All here on Hex the Dex LIVE baby, Yeah!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Dave has been to Berlin and come back convinced that Germans are actually rather lovely people, not the jackbooted Jerries you might have thought. Sadly Germany's gain is France's loss as Dave risks international relations again with more of the ill informed xenophobic claptrap that is fast becoming his trademark. In other exclusive news Heather Mills McCartney might be a gold-digger! Hear our shock revelation. Plus great tunes for your modern life. All here on Hex the Dex LIVE baby, Yeah!</itunes:summary>
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      <description>Dave has been to Berlin and come back convinced that Germans are actually rather lovely people, not the jackbooted Jerries you might have thought. Sadly Germany's gain is France's loss as Dave risks international relations again with more of the ill informed xenophobic claptrap that is fast becoming his trademark. In other exclusive news Heather Mills McCartney might be a gold-digger! Hear our shock revelation. Plus great tunes for your modern life. All here on Hex the Dex LIVE baby, Yeah!</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Dave has been to Berlin and come back convinced that Germans are actually rather lovely people, not the jackbooted Jerries you might have thought. Sadly Germany's gain is France's loss as Dave risks international relations again with more of the ill informed xenophobic claptrap that is fast becoming his trademark. In other exclusive news Heather Mills McCartney might be a gold-digger! Hear our shock revelation. Plus great tunes for your modern life. All here on Hex the Dex LIVE baby, Yeah!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Dave has been to Berlin and come back convinced that Germans are actually rather lovely people, not the jackbooted Jerries you might have thought. Sadly Germany's gain is France's loss as Dave risks international relations again with more of the ill informed xenophobic claptrap that is fast becoming his trademark. In other exclusive news Heather Mills McCartney might be a gold-digger! Hear our shock revelation. Plus great tunes for your modern life. All here on Hex the Dex LIVE baby, Yeah!</itunes:summary>
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