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    <title>Air Out My Shorts</title>
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    <description>Join podshow hosts Preston Buttons and The Word Whore as they clumsily narrate their way through submitted works of Short Fiction: often painfully, always absent-mindedly and completely unincumbered by any relevent credentials.



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    <itunes:summary>Join podshow hosts Preston Buttons and The Word Whore as they clumsily narrate their way through submitted works of Short Fiction: often painfully, always absent-mindedly and completely unincumbered by any relevent credentials.



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    <itunes:subtitle>Looking for a Serious Literary Discussion? Just Keep Right On Looking!</itunes:subtitle>
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    <ttl>40</ttl>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 05:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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    <category>Comedy</category>
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      <title>124 :: Dinosaur Feathers</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/25396691-124-Dinosaur-Feathers</link>
      <description>Last call for monkeyishness! Buttons, well into his first trimester, fails to get the creative juices flowing under the tell-tale black-light. Doc Zim endeavors to erupt and fill the bag, just to hear The Whore gasp for air.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Last call for monkeyishness! Buttons, well into his first trimester, fails to get the creative juices flowing under the tell-tale black-light. Doc Zim endeavors to erupt and fill the bag, just to hear The Whore gasp for air.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Last call for monkeyishness! Buttons, well into his first trimester, fails to get the creative juices flowing under the tell-tale black-light. Doc Zim endeavors to erupt and fill the bag, just to hear The Whore gasp for air.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 05:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>123 :: Whittled McDick</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/25333906-123-Whittled-McDick</link>
      <description>Keith McNally's quest for beaver is not unpleasant. AoMS wins the Nobilis prize. The Word Whore exercises her squatter's rights, Buttons stares at goats, and somebody (outside of New York) definitely sucks.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Keith McNally's quest for beaver is not unpleasant. AoMS wins the Nobilis prize. The Word Whore exercises her squatter's rights, Buttons stares at goats, and somebody (outside of New York) definitely sucks.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Keith McNally's quest for beaver is not unpleasant. AoMS wins the Nobilis prize. The Word Whore exercises her squatter's rights, Buttons stares at goats, and somebody (outside of New York) definitely sucks.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 05:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>122 :: Spirate Pies</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/25292650-122-Spirate-Pies</link>
      <description>Buttons plays with his shortwave radio. Mike Dominic pulls a spoonful of "McGonegal" out of his carpet bag. The Word Whore learns Navaho in hopes of becoming another numbered honey-glazed ham smuggler.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Buttons plays with his shortwave radio. Mike Dominic pulls a spoonful of "McGonegal" out of his carpet bag. The Word Whore learns Navaho in hopes of becoming another numbered honey-glazed ham smuggler.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Buttons plays with his shortwave radio. Mike Dominic pulls a spoonful of "McGonegal" out of his carpet bag. The Word Whore learns Navaho in hopes of becoming another numbered honey-glazed ham smuggler.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 05:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>121 :: The Reflex</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/25250495-121-The-Reflex</link>
      <description>Buttons gets caught spooning at the movie theatre. Aria Solomon visits the doctor and opens wide. Some fishy broads lure porn-stars to their payload, while Ancient Egyptians car-jack The Word Whore's brain.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Buttons gets caught spooning at the movie theatre. Aria Solomon visits the doctor and opens wide. Some fishy broads lure porn-stars to their payload, while Ancient Egyptians car-jack The Word Whore's brain.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Buttons gets caught spooning at the movie theatre. Aria Solomon visits the doctor and opens wide. Some fishy broads lure porn-stars to their payload, while Ancient Egyptians car-jack The Word Whore's brain.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 05:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>120 :: Zap Your Pee Ram</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/25206215-120-Zap-Your-Pee-Ram</link>
      <description>88 Fingers Willy delivers the mail. AOMS is forced to settle for General Eley's sloppy seconds, in lieu of stories, and user-submitted urine samples, in lieu of cash. The Whore is finally put out to pasture.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>88 Fingers Willy delivers the mail. AOMS is forced to settle for General Eley's sloppy seconds, in lieu of stories, and user-submitted urine samples, in lieu of cash. The Whore is finally put out to pasture.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>88 Fingers Willy delivers the mail. AOMS is forced to settle for General Eley's sloppy seconds, in lieu of stories, and user-submitted urine samples, in lieu of cash. The Whore is finally put out to pasture.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 05:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>119 :: Rumspringa</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/25147681-119-Rumspringa</link>
      <description>Buttons strays from his flock. The Word Whore makes an offering to the porcelain god. Doc Zim forces Ryan Saunders to wear flip-flops in Hell. The Right Rev Chumley bathes in sacramental wine.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Buttons strays from his flock. The Word Whore makes an offering to the porcelain god. Doc Zim forces Ryan Saunders to wear flip-flops in Hell. The Right Rev Chumley bathes in sacramental wine.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Buttons strays from his flock. The Word Whore makes an offering to the porcelain god. Doc Zim forces Ryan Saunders to wear flip-flops in Hell. The Right Rev Chumley bathes in sacramental wine.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 05:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>119 :: Sole-Saving Sacrifice</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/25151585-119-Sole-Saving-Sacrifice</link>
      <description>Buttons strays from his flock. The Word Whore makes an offering to the porcelain god. Doc Zim forces Ryan Saunders to wear flip-flops in Hell. The Right Rev Chumley bathes in sacramental wine.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Buttons strays from his flock. The Word Whore makes an offering to the porcelain god. Doc Zim forces Ryan Saunders to wear flip-flops in Hell. The Right Rev Chumley bathes in sacramental wine.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Buttons strays from his flock. The Word Whore makes an offering to the porcelain god. Doc Zim forces Ryan Saunders to wear flip-flops in Hell. The Right Rev Chumley bathes in sacramental wine.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 05:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>118 :: Rumspringa</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/25134824-118-Rumspringa</link>
      <description>Buttons jacks up a healthy spike, despite technical difficulties. AOMS exhumes Phil Foster. After having completely blown her roving reporter role, The Whore passes out under a warm Amish soap box.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Buttons jacks up a healthy spike, despite technical difficulties. AOMS exhumes Phil Foster. After having completely blown her roving reporter role, The Whore passes out under a warm Amish soap box.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Buttons jacks up a healthy spike, despite technical difficulties. AOMS exhumes Phil Foster. After having completely blown her roving reporter role, The Whore passes out under a warm Amish soap box.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 05:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>117 :: Chet Anus</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/24850610-117-Chet-Anus</link>
      <description>The Word Whore soaks the final frontier. An Entertainment Troupe tries to change the station, but falls into a prophesied void. Send AOMS your stories. Jazz hands. Cha.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Word Whore soaks the final frontier. An Entertainment Troupe tries to change the station, but falls into a prophesied void. Send AOMS your stories. Jazz hands. Cha.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Word Whore soaks the final frontier. An Entertainment Troupe tries to change the station, but falls into a prophesied void. Send AOMS your stories. Jazz hands. Cha.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 05:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>117 :: Double Tall Skull Cap</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/24848240-117-Double-Tall-Skull-Cap</link>
      <description>Buttons continues to reject all signs of the apocalypse. Brian Lieberman cries out for a bloody coffee break. Against all odds, AOMS's four-year fungal infection persists.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Buttons continues to reject all signs of the apocalypse. Brian Lieberman cries out for a bloody coffee break. Against all odds, AOMS's four-year fungal infection persists.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Buttons continues to reject all signs of the apocalypse. Brian Lieberman cries out for a bloody coffee break. Against all odds, AOMS's four-year fungal infection persists.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 05:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>116 :: Double Tall Skull Cap</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/24848241-116-Double-Tall-Skull-Cap</link>
      <description>Buttons continues to reject all signs of the apocalypse. Brian Lieberman cries out for a bloody coffee break. Against all odds, AOMS's four-year fungal infection persists.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Buttons continues to reject all signs of the apocalypse. Brian Lieberman cries out for a bloody coffee break. Against all odds, AOMS's four-year fungal infection persists.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Buttons continues to reject all signs of the apocalypse. Brian Lieberman cries out for a bloody coffee break. Against all odds, AOMS's four-year fungal infection persists.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 05:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>116 :: Double Tall Skull Cap</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/24836827-116-Double-Tall-Skull-Cap</link>
      <description>Buttons continues to reject all signs of the apocalypse. Brian Lieberman cries out for a bloody coffee break. Against all odds, AOMS's four-year fungal infection persists.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Buttons continues to reject all signs of the apocalypse. Brian Lieberman cries out for a bloody coffee break. Against all odds, AOMS's four-year fungal infection persists.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Buttons continues to reject all signs of the apocalypse. Brian Lieberman cries out for a bloody coffee break. Against all odds, AOMS's four-year fungal infection persists.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 05:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>115 :: Puck Burger</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/24771423-115-Puck-Burger</link>
      <description>Preston Buttons spews his seedy secrets, while The Whore blows her own horn. Creepy or not, Graham from Canada chooses double-entry and a veritable flood of AoMS hotline callers are foiled again.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Preston Buttons spews his seedy secrets, while The Whore blows her own horn. Creepy or not, Graham from Canada chooses double-entry and a veritable flood of AoMS hotline callers are foiled again.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Preston Buttons spews his seedy secrets, while The Whore blows her own horn. Creepy or not, Graham from Canada chooses double-entry and a veritable flood of AoMS hotline callers are foiled again.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 05:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>114 :: Cirque Du Scissoring</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/24653223-114-Cirque-Du-Scissoring</link>
      <description>AoMS runs away from the circus to relive prepubescent glory days. Preston asks Marianne Faithfull for his bum back. The Whore is perplexed by elective sex. Sir Michael's "LUST" gets a hands-down "thumbs up", although it might be best for Buttons to "tuck it away for awhile".</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>AoMS runs away from the circus to relive prepubescent glory days. Preston asks Marianne Faithfull for his bum back. The Whore is perplexed by elective sex. Sir Michael's "LUST" gets a hands-down "thumbs up", although it might be best for Buttons to "tuck it away for awhile".</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>AoMS runs away from the circus to relive prepubescent glory days. Preston asks Marianne Faithfull for his bum back. The Whore is perplexed by elective sex. Sir Michael's "LUST" gets a hands-down "thumbs up", although it might be best for Buttons to "tuck it away for awhile".</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 05:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>113 :: Side By Each</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/24587398-113-Side-By-Each</link>
      <description>The Word Whore swings both ways. Phil Collins is a KATG groupie. Charlie Sheen has been shellacked. Buttons finds shiny bits of Harry Potter in his potty. Void Munashii's neo-noir cinderella story, "Nick Iron and the Case of the Lost Shoe", dispenses an expanse of thigh.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Word Whore swings both ways. Phil Collins is a KATG groupie. Charlie Sheen has been shellacked. Buttons finds shiny bits of Harry Potter in his potty. Void Munashii's neo-noir cinderella story, "Nick Iron and the Case of the Lost Shoe", dispenses an expanse of thigh.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Word Whore swings both ways. Phil Collins is a KATG groupie. Charlie Sheen has been shellacked. Buttons finds shiny bits of Harry Potter in his potty. Void Munashii's neo-noir cinderella story, "Nick Iron and the Case of the Lost Shoe", dispenses an expanse of thigh.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 05:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>112 :: Dust Petals</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/24546388-112-Dust-Petals</link>
      <description>Preston yaks up a Manhattan for KATG. MaxMax claims "Asha" is new, but The Whore had already seen it, Buttons already owned the album, and The Right Rev Chumley erstwhile erected its Church. Neapolitan socks don't taste like strawberries and yet incense by any other name would smell as sweet.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Preston yaks up a Manhattan for KATG. MaxMax claims "Asha" is new, but The Whore had already seen it, Buttons already owned the album, and The Right Rev Chumley erstwhile erected its Church. Neapolitan socks don't taste like strawberries and yet incense by any other name would smell as sweet.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Preston yaks up a Manhattan for KATG. MaxMax claims "Asha" is new, but The Whore had already seen it, Buttons already owned the album, and The Right Rev Chumley erstwhile erected its Church. Neapolitan socks don't taste like strawberries and yet incense by any other name would smell as sweet.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 05:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>111 :: Cockroach In Hand</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/25333910-111-Cockroach-In-Hand</link>
      <description>Preston Buttons makes a new friend. The Whore isn't fooling anybody. Stephanie Scarborough makes room on her rusty casting couch for a scotch-swilling EMO cowboy. Mickey Rooney survives the apocalypse.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Preston Buttons makes a new friend. The Whore isn't fooling anybody. Stephanie Scarborough makes room on her rusty casting couch for a scotch-swilling EMO cowboy. Mickey Rooney survives the apocalypse.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Preston Buttons makes a new friend. The Whore isn't fooling anybody. Stephanie Scarborough makes room on her rusty casting couch for a scotch-swilling EMO cowboy. Mickey Rooney survives the apocalypse.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 05:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>111 :: Cockroach In Hand</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/24488322-111-Cockroach-In-Hand</link>
      <description>Preston Buttons makes a new friend. The Whore isn't fooling anybody. Stephanie Scarborough makes room on her rusty casting couch for a scotch-swilling EMO cowboy. Mickey Rooney survives the apocalypse.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Preston Buttons makes a new friend. The Whore isn't fooling anybody. Stephanie Scarborough makes room on her rusty casting couch for a scotch-swilling EMO cowboy. Mickey Rooney survives the apocalypse.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Preston Buttons makes a new friend. The Whore isn't fooling anybody. Stephanie Scarborough makes room on her rusty casting couch for a scotch-swilling EMO cowboy. Mickey Rooney survives the apocalypse.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 04:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>110 :: Red Albino</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/25333911-110-Red-Albino</link>
      <description>Beloved medic, DocZim, revives AoMS from parts unknown. Asheron Razorbeam shaves off a short short in his sleep. Preston Buttons furrows his upper eye-sockets when light penetrates The Word Whore's ass-cam.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Beloved medic, DocZim, revives AoMS from parts unknown. Asheron Razorbeam shaves off a short short in his sleep. Preston Buttons furrows his upper eye-sockets when light penetrates The Word Whore's ass-cam.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Beloved medic, DocZim, revives AoMS from parts unknown. Asheron Razorbeam shaves off a short short in his sleep. Preston Buttons furrows his upper eye-sockets when light penetrates The Word Whore's ass-cam.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 05:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>110 :: Red Albino</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/24429889-110-Red-Albino</link>
      <description>Beloved medic, DocZim, revives AoMS from parts unknown. Asheron Razorbeam shaves off a short short in his sleep. Preston Buttons furrows his upper eye-sockets when light penetrates The Word Whore's ass-cam.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Beloved medic, DocZim, revives AoMS from parts unknown. Asheron Razorbeam shaves off a short short in his sleep. Preston Buttons furrows his upper eye-sockets when light penetrates The Word Whore's ass-cam.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Beloved medic, DocZim, revives AoMS from parts unknown. Asheron Razorbeam shaves off a short short in his sleep. Preston Buttons furrows his upper eye-sockets when light penetrates The Word Whore's ass-cam.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>109 :: Unencucumbered</title>
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      <description>The Word Whore proves it's all been done. MaxMax puts the faux-fur-trim on his sisters nakedity. Banacek hits the bricks, because beer is for closers. Buttons reveals plans to smuggle a busload of Native Canadians into the States.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Word Whore proves it's all been done. MaxMax puts the faux-fur-trim on his sisters nakedity. Banacek hits the bricks, because beer is for closers. Buttons reveals plans to smuggle a busload of Native Canadians into the States.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Word Whore proves it's all been done. MaxMax puts the faux-fur-trim on his sisters nakedity. Banacek hits the bricks, because beer is for closers. Buttons reveals plans to smuggle a busload of Native Canadians into the States.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>108 :: Not In Public</title>
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      <description>Buttons loses another leading man. The Whore tires of limb-dropping leprechauns and gives hamsters another go. Jukebox Review hosts, Honey and Dick, know lubrication is the key. Angry Phone Guy's anger management classes have really paid off, unless you're a Honey who's hiding a Dick.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Buttons loses another leading man. The Whore tires of limb-dropping leprechauns and gives hamsters another go. Jukebox Review hosts, Honey and Dick, know lubrication is the key. Angry Phone Guy's anger management classes have really paid off, unless you're a Honey who's hiding a Dick.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Buttons loses another leading man. The Whore tires of limb-dropping leprechauns and gives hamsters another go. Jukebox Review hosts, Honey and Dick, know lubrication is the key. Angry Phone Guy's anger management classes have really paid off, unless you're a Honey who's hiding a Dick.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 04:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>107 :: Yukio Ono</title>
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      <description>The Whore safeguards Preston's mattress against years of Irish Spring. Yukio breaks out the champagne and teaches the Poles a thing or two about going Dutch. Lulu Fontaine finds Jesus and draws the line at Meth.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Whore safeguards Preston's mattress against years of Irish Spring. Yukio breaks out the champagne and teaches the Poles a thing or two about going Dutch. Lulu Fontaine finds Jesus and draws the line at Meth.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Whore safeguards Preston's mattress against years of Irish Spring. Yukio breaks out the champagne and teaches the Poles a thing or two about going Dutch. Lulu Fontaine finds Jesus and draws the line at Meth.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>106 :: Magic Juice</title>
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      <description>Fish feeds on Preston's stomach contents and Chad's leftovers. Johnny Favourite plays hide the sausage with 10,000 Maniacs. Belinda Carlisle gets the clap, but The Whore's lips are sealed. Chris Elliot continues to live.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Fish feeds on Preston's stomach contents and Chad's leftovers. Johnny Favourite plays hide the sausage with 10,000 Maniacs. Belinda Carlisle gets the clap, but The Whore's lips are sealed. Chris Elliot continues to live.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Fish feeds on Preston's stomach contents and Chad's leftovers. Johnny Favourite plays hide the sausage with 10,000 Maniacs. Belinda Carlisle gets the clap, but The Whore's lips are sealed. Chris Elliot continues to live.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 05:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>105 :: Shiver Me Livers</title>
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      <description>Preston wins another wet T-shirt contest. Clooney misses his true calling, once more, but sometimes that's just how the cooch curdles. Having failed to check expiration dates, Doctor Wood spoils a perfectly good "Sunday Afternoon". Bartender Matt helps The Whore pick out a new pillow.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Preston wins another wet T-shirt contest. Clooney misses his true calling, once more, but sometimes that's just how the cooch curdles. Having failed to check expiration dates, Doctor Wood spoils a perfectly good "Sunday Afternoon". Bartender Matt helps The Whore pick out a new pillow.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Preston wins another wet T-shirt contest. Clooney misses his true calling, once more, but sometimes that's just how the cooch curdles. Having failed to check expiration dates, Doctor Wood spoils a perfectly good "Sunday Afternoon". Bartender Matt helps The Whore pick out a new pillow.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2008 05:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>104 :: Tickle-Me Alamo</title>
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      <description>Preston's car-bombing license is revoked due to Alzheimer's. The Word Whore voluntarily enters a facility for the treatment of sex addiction. Sanchez sacrifices eternal life to appease the furry masses and Banachek drowns in a sea of virgin cougars.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Preston's car-bombing license is revoked due to Alzheimer's. The Word Whore voluntarily enters a facility for the treatment of sex addiction. Sanchez sacrifices eternal life to appease the furry masses and Banachek drowns in a sea of virgin cougars.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Preston's car-bombing license is revoked due to Alzheimer's. The Word Whore voluntarily enters a facility for the treatment of sex addiction. Sanchez sacrifices eternal life to appease the furry masses and Banachek drowns in a sea of virgin cougars.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 05:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>103 :: Catcher In The Eye</title>
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      <description>Mike Dominic floods the AoMS studios after studying horny hamsters, but that's another story. Dreamy Dean reinvents the rock 'n' roll death. Best Boy Electric, You Know Bernie You Know Bernstein, can't get a grip on his gaffer.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Mike Dominic floods the AoMS studios after studying horny hamsters, but that's another story. Dreamy Dean reinvents the rock 'n' roll death. Best Boy Electric, You Know Bernie You Know Bernstein, can't get a grip on his gaffer.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Mike Dominic floods the AoMS studios after studying horny hamsters, but that's another story. Dreamy Dean reinvents the rock 'n' roll death. Best Boy Electric, You Know Bernie You Know Bernstein, can't get a grip on his gaffer.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 05:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>102 :: Nice Melons</title>
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      <description>Buttons sniffs out the homeless. Josh (The Listener) totally gives away "The End of The Movie". The Word Whore riffles through Tarantino's wank-o-dex with her bare toes. 191 Randall Crescent has to ferment the fruit before planting his seed, but he'll happily share the sloppy seconds.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Buttons sniffs out the homeless. Josh (The Listener) totally gives away "The End of The Movie". The Word Whore riffles through Tarantino's wank-o-dex with her bare toes. 191 Randall Crescent has to ferment the fruit before planting his seed, but he'll happily share the sloppy seconds.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Buttons sniffs out the homeless. Josh (The Listener) totally gives away "The End of The Movie". The Word Whore riffles through Tarantino's wank-o-dex with her bare toes. 191 Randall Crescent has to ferment the fruit before planting his seed, but he'll happily share the sloppy seconds.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 05:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>101 :: Same Show, Different Pile</title>
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      <description>AoMS rolls around in the warm squelchy aftermath of their much celebretated 100th. The Whore edits lamb screams from her Moussaka. A big fat Greek conflict prevents Preston from a life of piracy. John Doer doesn't know her, but he does dabble in dwarf tossing.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>AoMS rolls around in the warm squelchy aftermath of their much celebretated 100th. The Whore edits lamb screams from her Moussaka. A big fat Greek conflict prevents Preston from a life of piracy. John Doer doesn't know her, but he does dabble in dwarf tossing.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>AoMS rolls around in the warm squelchy aftermath of their much celebretated 100th. The Whore edits lamb screams from her Moussaka. A big fat Greek conflict prevents Preston from a life of piracy. John Doer doesn't know her, but he does dabble in dwarf tossing.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 05:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>100 :: Tastes Like Chicken</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/23310230-100-Tastes-Like-Chicken</link>
      <description>Just-a-Joe helps AoMS drag its sorry lagging arse into year 3 -- w000t! Drunk with power, The Whore blows another mic. Ernst and Young count Buttons offspring before they hatch. Chad Hanson spreads his ash, as Jim Henson rolls over in his grave. Be careful where you dip your quarter-chicken, Canada is a nice clean place.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Just-a-Joe helps AoMS drag its sorry lagging arse into year 3 -- w000t! Drunk with power, The Whore blows another mic. Ernst and Young count Buttons offspring before they hatch. Chad Hanson spreads his ash, as Jim Henson rolls over in his grave. Be careful where you dip your quarter-chicken, Canada is a nice clean place.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Just-a-Joe helps AoMS drag its sorry lagging arse into year 3 -- w000t! Drunk with power, The Whore blows another mic. Ernst and Young count Buttons offspring before they hatch. Chad Hanson spreads his ash, as Jim Henson rolls over in his grave. Be careful where you dip your quarter-chicken, Canada is a nice clean place.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 05:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>99 :: Vertical Smile</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/23310234-99-Vertical-Smile</link>
      <description>The Word Whore takes a vow of silence. I Am Webster flashes his jugs. Dreamy Dean manages to conceal his privates, even while rolling off the rock, but Buttons brazenly unclasps his semi-wooden cloister.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Word Whore takes a vow of silence. I Am Webster flashes his jugs. Dreamy Dean manages to conceal his privates, even while rolling off the rock, but Buttons brazenly unclasps his semi-wooden cloister.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Word Whore takes a vow of silence. I Am Webster flashes his jugs. Dreamy Dean manages to conceal his privates, even while rolling off the rock, but Buttons brazenly unclasps his semi-wooden cloister.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 05:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>98 :: Age of Consent</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/25333918-98-Age-of-Consent</link>
      <description>Buttons enjoys himself. The Whore gets stupider. William Grant Preston does "The Deed" in a dark park with Marky Mark and Slutty McSlutSlut drops the soap.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Buttons enjoys himself. The Whore gets stupider. William Grant Preston does "The Deed" in a dark park with Marky Mark and Slutty McSlutSlut drops the soap.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Buttons enjoys himself. The Whore gets stupider. William Grant Preston does "The Deed" in a dark park with Marky Mark and Slutty McSlutSlut drops the soap.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 05:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>98 :: Age of Consent</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/23310237-98-Age-of-Consent</link>
      <description>Buttons enjoys himself. The Whore gets stupider. William Grant Preston does "The Deed" in a dark park with Marky Mark and Slutty McSlutSlut drops the soap.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Buttons enjoys himself. The Whore gets stupider. William Grant Preston does "The Deed" in a dark park with Marky Mark and Slutty McSlutSlut drops the soap.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 04:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>97 :: Saccharinly So</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/25333919-97-Saccharinly-So</link>
      <description>Afternoon regurgitation turns Buttons green with envy. Joseph J Jolton polishes a petrified piece of Victorian feces. The Word Whore exhumes a canine corpse. Edible big bully King Minos Del Toro rallies a rabble regime, but it's all Greek to AoMS.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Afternoon regurgitation turns Buttons green with envy. Joseph J Jolton polishes a petrified piece of Victorian feces. The Word Whore exhumes a canine corpse. Edible big bully King Minos Del Toro rallies a rabble regime, but it's all Greek to AoMS.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Afternoon regurgitation turns Buttons green with envy. Joseph J Jolton polishes a petrified piece of Victorian feces. The Word Whore exhumes a canine corpse. Edible big bully King Minos Del Toro rallies a rabble regime, but it's all Greek to AoMS.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 05:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>97 :: Saccharinly So</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/23310240-97-Saccharinly-So</link>
      <description>Afternoon regurgitation turns Buttons green with envy. Joseph J Jolton polishes a petrified piece of Victorian feces. The Word Whore exhumes a canine corpse. Edible big bully King Minos Del Toro rallies a rabble regime, but it's all Greek to AoMS.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Afternoon regurgitation turns Buttons green with envy. Joseph J Jolton polishes a petrified piece of Victorian feces. The Word Whore exhumes a canine corpse. Edible big bully King Minos Del Toro rallies a rabble regime, but it's all Greek to AoMS.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Afternoon regurgitation turns Buttons green with envy. Joseph J Jolton polishes a petrified piece of Victorian feces. The Word Whore exhumes a canine corpse. Edible big bully King Minos Del Toro rallies a rabble regime, but it's all Greek to AoMS.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>96 :: Less Thin Lizzy</title>
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      <description>Buttons masters the telephone. Void Munashii squeezes into his ess-less unitard to fend off Gap-happy zombies in "Mallville". The Word Whore advocates tough love for self-loathing snipers. Disco Lou goes down all day long, even after his wing-man falls flat. They paved paradise and put up Mississauga.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Buttons masters the telephone. Void Munashii squeezes into his ess-less unitard to fend off Gap-happy zombies in "Mallville". The Word Whore advocates tough love for self-loathing snipers. Disco Lou goes down all day long, even after his wing-man falls flat. They paved paradise and put up Mississauga.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Buttons masters the telephone. Void Munashii squeezes into his ess-less unitard to fend off Gap-happy zombies in "Mallville". The Word Whore advocates tough love for self-loathing snipers. Disco Lou goes down all day long, even after his wing-man falls flat. They paved paradise and put up Mississauga.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2008 04:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>95 :: My Little Pelt</title>
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      <description>The new Pauly B action figure comes with its own cancer-causing comb-over cream-rinse. Lord Felton Pole reveals the secret to a successful marriage. 88 Fingers Willy flounders under parental lock down. The Whore helps vain elephants turn a lighter shade of grey and Buttons finds religion.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>The new Pauly B action figure comes with its own cancer-causing comb-over cream-rinse. Lord Felton Pole reveals the secret to a successful marriage. 88 Fingers Willy flounders under parental lock down. The Whore helps vain elephants turn a lighter shade of grey and Buttons finds religion.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The new Pauly B action figure comes with its own cancer-causing comb-over cream-rinse. Lord Felton Pole reveals the secret to a successful marriage. 88 Fingers Willy flounders under parental lock down. The Whore helps vain elephants turn a lighter shade of grey and Buttons finds religion.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 24 Feb 2008 04:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>94 :: Gizzy Tissue</title>
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      <description>The Whore is chronologically challenged. Fish shares his meat treat with Colonel Chicken Diddler, while Buttons suffers a stroke. Banacek rolls back from Sin City without his hand-cannon. What happens in The Gun Store, should probably stay in The Gun Store.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Whore is chronologically challenged. Fish shares his meat treat with Colonel Chicken Diddler, while Buttons suffers a stroke. Banacek rolls back from Sin City without his hand-cannon. What happens in The Gun Store, should probably stay in The Gun Store.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Whore is chronologically challenged. Fish shares his meat treat with Colonel Chicken Diddler, while Buttons suffers a stroke. Banacek rolls back from Sin City without his hand-cannon. What happens in The Gun Store, should probably stay in The Gun Store.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 04:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>93 :: YITCH</title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>1998, the unofficial year of the hedgehog, rolls out with a rodent-infested fable by S.J. Marky and a still-un-beta-tested MacDaddy GMG debut. Preston goes back to school to learn to party like a pope. The Whore's alpha tail theory is full of gassy bacterial holes and the land down under becomes a safe haven for pie-dodging Irish possums.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Buttons sheds a short and curly. The Word Whore is googley peeved. Preston Buttons Jr tops it off with some royally spoofed special sauce. Dreamy Dean hangs, so the hotline (305-76-SHOWS) gets a long overdue D 'n' C.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <itunes:subtitle>This ain't AoMS. This is genocide. As they pulled Mary Kate out of the oxygen tent, Electric Lee asked for the latest party. In Wyeth's clever bunk, "How To" profit-dump, smart like The Whore he was. Preston Buttons freak he was. So pick through that bowl on your hands and knees. The diamond logs are shredders and they hide inside feces.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>This ain't AoMS. This is genocide. As they pulled Mary Kate out of the oxygen tent, Electric Lee asked for the latest party. In Wyeth's clever bunk, "How To" profit-dump, smart like The Whore he was. Preston Buttons freak he was. So pick through that bowl on your hands and knees. The diamond logs are shredders and they hide inside feces.</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Preston Buttons and The Word Whore serve up two heaping helpings of Purple Puddle Nut Pie. Jack Black gets no slack. Buttons has no seeds. The Whore pimps out the two of them. Happy Halloween. This is not the best episode in the world. It's a tribute.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 16 Sep 2007 12:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <itunes:subtitle>The Whore lets Preston hitch his insignificant wagon to her crap-purveying star. Young Bulls guard family jewels from dear old Dad. "Demon Hunter", by Dan Manning, is much better than dirt. Buttons shops in The Underworld because redheads prefer brown, but Scott (TTN) won't wear satin to ward off Pauly B 's pond-crossing beer fingers.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Whore lets Preston hitch his insignificant wagon to her crap-purveying star. Young Bulls guard family jewels from dear old Dad. "Demon Hunter", by Dan Manning, is much better than dirt. Buttons shops in The Underworld because redheads prefer brown, but Scott (TTN) won't wear satin to ward off Pauly B 's pond-crossing beer fingers.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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