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    <title>Woot! - One Day, One Deal</title>
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      <title>Sansa Fuze 4GB Media Player - $32.99</title>
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      <description>Time, time, time, see what&#8217;s become of me I&#8217;d like a paradox, please. No, wait, I&#8217;ll take three. They&#8217;re small. &#8220;Awesome. I&#8217;ve finally filled my Sansa Fuze 4GB Media Player full of music and video, the voice recorder works great, and I&#8217;ve preset all available 40 FM stations. Now to complete my very first playlist. I can&#8217;t wait to start rocking out to all my favorite music with the included earbuds.&#8221; blink! &#8220;Greetings, Harold Schwerve.&#8221; &#8220;Whoa! Where&#8217;d you come from, Mr. Shiny Pants?&#8221; &#8220;I come from&#8230; The Future.&#8221; &#8220;The Future, you say?&#8221; &#8220;Yes, Harold. You may not know it, but this moment is very important to the future. Years from now, the playlist you have just created will be recognized as being so awesome, so stellar, so absolutely rock-tastic, that it will be proclaimed the official playlist representing the Human Race. That very playlist will be our message to the rest of the Milky Way&#8217;s inhabitants, and will bond us all together as a galaxy. An unprecedented world of peace, prosperi...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Time, time, time, see what&#8217;s become of me I&#8217;d like a paradox, please. No, wait, I&#8217;ll take three. They&#8217;re small. &#8220;Awesome. I&#8217;ve finally filled my Sansa Fuze 4GB Media Player full of music and video, the voice recorder works great, and I&#8217;ve preset all available 40 FM stations. Now to complete my very first playlist. I can&#8217;t wait to start rocking out to all my favorite music with the included earbuds.&#8221; blink! &#8220;Greetings, Harold Schwerve.&#8221; &#8220;Whoa! Where&#8217;d you come from, Mr. Shiny Pants?&#8221; &#8220;I come from&#8230; The Future.&#8221; &#8220;The Future, you say?&#8221; &#8220;Yes, Harold. You may not know it, but this moment is very important to the future. Years from now, the playlist you have just created will be recognized as being so awesome, so stellar, so absolutely rock-tastic, that it will be proclaimed the official playlist representing the Human Race. That very playlist will be our message to the rest of the Milky Way&#8217;s inhabitants, and will bond us all together as a galaxy. An unprecedented world of peace, prosperity, and good times will reign over this world and countless others.&#8221; &#8220;Wow. That&#8217;s quite amazing, Future Guy, but I haven&#8217;t finished it yet. One more song and I&#8217;m done.&#8221; &#8220;Excellent. I shall record this moment for the future&#8217;s historians. Continue with your destiny, Harold Schwerve.&#8221; &#8220;Um, okay.&#8221; &#8220;BUT BEWARE! This choice effects the very fabric of my timeline. Trillions of lives hang in the balance!&#8221; &#8220;Well, gosh. I had pretty much whittled the choice down to two songs. Either The Police&#8217;s &#8220;Roxanne&#8221; or Sting&#8217;s &#8220;Desert Rose&#8221;. You know, I think I&#8217;ll go with Desert Rose. I simply love Sting&#8217;s world music, don&#8217;t you?&#8221; &#8220;NOOOOOOooo&#8221; blink! &#8220;Whoa! He just disappeared. Weird. What if I go with Roxanne?&#8221; blink! &#8220;Ugh! What happened?&#8221; &#8220;You disappeared for a second. How do you feel?&#8221; &#8220;It was awful. I can&#8217;t recall it all&#8230; I was somewhere cold, dark&#8230; and lonely. Is that what it&#8217;s like to die?&#8221; &#8220;That&#8217;s neat! This is the best trick ever! Desert Rose!&#8221; &#8220;Wha&#8230;&#8221; blink! &#8220;Roxanne!&#8221; blink! &#8220;Gasp! This is not&#8230;&#8221; &#8220;Desert Rose!&#8221; &#8220;Stop&#8230;&#8221; blink! And so this scene went on, until Future Guy, sick of Harold Schwerve&#8217;s toying with the fabric of time, shot him in the face with his ray gun and completed the playlist for him, just as the history books had said. The future was saved. Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty Features: Portable music machine with 4GB of storage Listen, watch and play all day with 24 hours of battery life Watch video clips on the Sansa Fuze&#8217;s 1.9&#8221; color screen FM radio with 40 preset stations Built-in voice recorder Share your photos wherever you go Choose between Black, Red, or Pink 0.3&#8221; thin device easily fits in your pocket microSDHC slot for additional content expansion Music subscription ready Dimensions (HxWxD): 3.1&#215;1.9&#215;0.3 in. Additional Photos: Red Sansa Fuze Red Sansa Fuze Left View Red Sansa Fuze Right View Black Sansa Fuze Black Sansa&amp;#160;Fuze Left View Black Sansa Fuze Right View Pink&amp;#160;Sansa Fuze Pink&amp;#160;Sansa Fuze Left View Pink Sansa Fuze Right View System Requirements: Windows&#174; XP or Vista Linux and Mac OS (under MSC mode) Windows Media Player&#174; 10 or 11 USB 2.0 high power port required for Hi-Speed transfer and charging In the box: Sansa Fuze 4GB Media Player Earbud Headphones USB Cable Discuss this product Price: $32.99 I want one!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Time, time, time, see what&#8217;s become of me I&#8217;d like a paradox, please. No, wait, I&#8217;ll take three. They&#8217;re small. &#8220;Awesome. I&#8217;ve finally filled my Sansa Fuze 4GB Media Player full of music and video, the voice recorder works great, and I&#8217;ve preset all available 40 FM stations. Now to complete my very first playlist. I can&#8217;t wait to start rocking out to all my favorite music with the included earbuds.&#8221; blink! &#8220;Greetings, Harold Schwerve.&#8221; &#8220;Whoa! Where&#8217;d you come from, Mr. Shiny Pants?&#8221; &#8220;I come from&#8230; The Future.&#8221; &#8220;The Future, you say?&#8221; &#8220;Yes, Harold. You may not know it, but this moment is very important to the future. Years from now, the playlist you have just created will be recognized as being so awesome, so stellar, so absolutely rock-tastic, that it will be proclaimed the official playlist representing the Human Race. That very playlist will be our message to the rest of the Milky Way&#8217;s inhabitants, and will bond us all together as a galaxy. An unprecedented world of peace, prosperity, and good times will reign over this world and countless others.&#8221; &#8220;Wow. That&#8217;s quite amazing, Future Guy, but I haven&#8217;t finished it yet. One more song and I&#8217;m done.&#8221; &#8220;Excellent. I shall record this moment for the future&#8217;s historians. Continue with your destiny, Harold Schwerve.&#8221; &#8220;Um, okay.&#8221; &#8220;BUT BEWARE! This choice effects the very fabric of my timeline. Trillions of lives hang in the balance!&#8221; &#8220;Well, gosh. I had pretty much whittled the choice down to two songs. Either The Police&#8217;s &#8220;Roxanne&#8221; or Sting&#8217;s &#8220;Desert Rose&#8221;. You know, I think I&#8217;ll go with Desert Rose. I simply love Sting&#8217;s world music, don&#8217;t you?&#8221; &#8220;NOOOOOOooo&#8221; blink! &#8220;Whoa! He just disappeared. Weird. What if I go with Roxanne?&#8221; blink! &#8220;Ugh! What happened?&#8221; &#8220;You disappeared for a second. How do you feel?&#8221; &#8220;It was awful. I can&#8217;t recall it all&#8230; I was somewhere cold, dark&#8230; and lonely. Is that what it&#8217;s like to die?&#8221; &#8220;That&#8217;s neat! This is the best trick ever! Desert Rose!&#8221; &#8220;Wha&#8230;&#8221; blink! &#8220;Roxanne!&#8221; blink! &#8220;Gasp! This is not&#8230;&#8221; &#8220;Desert Rose!&#8221; &#8220;Stop&#8230;&#8221; blink! And so this scene went on, until Future Guy, sick of Harold Schwerve&#8217;s toying with the fabric of time, shot him in the face with his ray gun and completed the playlist for him, just as the history books had said. The future was saved. Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty Features: Portable music machine with 4GB of storage Listen, watch and play all day with 24 hours of battery life Watch video clips on the Sansa Fuze&#8217;s 1.9&#8221; color screen FM radio with 40 preset stations Built-in voice recorder Share your photos wherever you go Choose between Black, Red, or Pink 0.3&#8221; thin device easily fits in your pocket microSDHC slot for additional content expansion Music subscription ready Dimensions (HxWxD): 3.1&#215;1.9&#215;0.3 in. Additional Photos: Red Sansa Fuze Red Sansa Fuze Left View Red Sansa Fuze Right View Black Sansa Fuze Black Sansa&amp;#160;Fuze Left View Black Sansa Fuze Right View Pink&amp;#160;Sansa Fuze Pink&amp;#160;Sansa Fuze Left View Pink Sansa Fuze Right View System Requirements: Windows&#174; XP or Vista Linux and Mac OS (under MSC mode) Windows Media Player&#174; 10 or 11 USB 2.0 high power port required for Hi-Speed transfer and charging In the box: Sansa Fuze 4GB Media Player Earbud Headphones USB Cable Discuss this product Price: $32.99 I want one!</itunes:summary>
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      <title>VTech DECT 6.0 5-Handset Cordless Phone w/ Digital Answering System</title>
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      <description>Sometimes I Feel Like A Cradleless Phone This is KDDT Radio, with the best interviews with the people who make the music you&#8217;ll never bother to hear. Up next, some old blues guy. We&#8217;re in the studio today with Blind Hops Barley, noted blues artist, who recently recorded a tribute album to the VTech 6.0GHz 5-Handset Cordless Phone with Digital Answering System. Hops, first of all, why do they call you blind, when you&#8217;re clearly not blind? It&#8217;s from when I worked as a curtain salesman. My job was to order in the window blinds. That&#8217;s where I first used the VTech 6.0GHz 5-Handset Cordless Phone with Digital Answering System. Everyday, I&#8217;d call in them orders until my fingers were a teeny bit sore. And that&#8217;s where I learned about pain. Pain like losing only your only phone, which of course would never happen with the VTech 6.0GHz 5-Handset Cordless Phone with Digital Answering System. Have you ever gone hungry for the last half of the day because the vending machine was broken? I sure ...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Sometimes I Feel Like A Cradleless Phone This is KDDT Radio, with the best interviews with the people who make the music you&#8217;ll never bother to hear. Up next, some old blues guy. We&#8217;re in the studio today with Blind Hops Barley, noted blues artist, who recently recorded a tribute album to the VTech 6.0GHz 5-Handset Cordless Phone with Digital Answering System. Hops, first of all, why do they call you blind, when you&#8217;re clearly not blind? It&#8217;s from when I worked as a curtain salesman. My job was to order in the window blinds. That&#8217;s where I first used the VTech 6.0GHz 5-Handset Cordless Phone with Digital Answering System. Everyday, I&#8217;d call in them orders until my fingers were a teeny bit sore. And that&#8217;s where I learned about pain. Pain like losing only your only phone, which of course would never happen with the VTech 6.0GHz 5-Handset Cordless Phone with Digital Answering System. Have you ever gone hungry for the last half of the day because the vending machine was broken? I sure have. I sure have. And that&#8217;s where my blues comes from. Now, Hops, you&#8217;ve been called &#8220;the only bluesman to never get ripped off by the British&#8221;. How does that make you feel? Well, I guess it makes me feel the way I felt the day I came home and caught my woman talking on the VTech 6.0GHz 5-Handset Cordless Phone with Digital Answering System I bought her. See, she didn&#8217;t know that the five handsets give you the freedom to talk from almost any room in your house, even hands free. That sure was great for my friend, No-Hands McTavish. Not because he didn&#8217;t have hands, he actually had three hands, he was just really lazy and hated to hold the phone. Is that why they called him &#8220;No-Hands&#8221;? No, they called him &#8220;No-Hands&#8221; because it&#8217;d be rude to call him &#8220;Three-Hands&#8221;! You can&#8217;t tear a friend down by pointing out his shortcomings! That&#8217;d be like making a VTech 6.0GHz 5-Handset Cordless Phone with Digital Answering System without a phonebook directory that stores up to fifty names! If you saw how happy he got when somebody called him &#8220;No-Hands&#8221;, you&#8217;d understand. Tell us about why you chose the VTech 6.0GHz 5-Handset Cordless Phone with Digital Answering System as your subject. The blues is about loss, see. And that old land line, it&#8217;s supposedly going out of fashion. Everybody&#8217;s got iThis and digital that in their pockets. Well, the VTech 6.0GHz 5-Handset Cordless Phone with Digital Answering System has digital too, crystal clear digital technology, but nobody thinks about that. And being forgotten, that&#8217;s the blues. The VTech 6.0GHz 5-Handset Cordless Phone with Digital Answering System also takes up only one phone jack, most people don&#8217;t know that. And ignorance, that&#8217;s the blues. The VTech 6.0GHz 5-Handset Cordless Phone with Digital Answering System also lets you use the last number redial to find out your woman or your man has been doing you wrong. And that&#8217;s definitely the blues. How can you do that with a cell phone? You gonna write the &#8220;My Baby Won&#8217;t Let Me Read Her iPhone Statement So I Don&#8217;t Got No Proof Blues&#8221;? Who&#8217;s gonna listen to that? Finally, Hops, how do you feel the trilingual prompts have changed your music? I remember when my VTech 6.0GHz 5-Handset Cordless Phone with Digital Answering System got stuck on French for a little while. I had the &#8220;I Can&#8217;t Understand What This Word Means Blues&#8221; fo&#8217; sho&#8217;. But then I figured out how to change it because it was easy. So I sort of never finished that track. Maybe a b-side later? Maybe. We&#8217;ll do it as an exclusive with you, how&#8217;s that? That&#8217;d be great, Hops, just great. Thanks for stopping by. Blind Hops Barley, the bluesman of the VTech 6.0GHz 5-Handset Cordless Phone with Digital Answering System. Up next, we&#8217;ve got an interview with Yngwie Malmsteen about anger management techniques, only on KDDT. 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      <itunes:summary>Sometimes I Feel Like A Cradleless Phone This is KDDT Radio, with the best interviews with the people who make the music you&#8217;ll never bother to hear. Up next, some old blues guy. We&#8217;re in the studio today with Blind Hops Barley, noted blues artist, who recently recorded a tribute album to the VTech 6.0GHz 5-Handset Cordless Phone with Digital Answering System. Hops, first of all, why do they call you blind, when you&#8217;re clearly not blind? It&#8217;s from when I worked as a curtain salesman. My job was to order in the window blinds. That&#8217;s where I first used the VTech 6.0GHz 5-Handset Cordless Phone with Digital Answering System. Everyday, I&#8217;d call in them orders until my fingers were a teeny bit sore. And that&#8217;s where I learned about pain. Pain like losing only your only phone, which of course would never happen with the VTech 6.0GHz 5-Handset Cordless Phone with Digital Answering System. Have you ever gone hungry for the last half of the day because the vending machine was broken? I sure have. I sure have. And that&#8217;s where my blues comes from. Now, Hops, you&#8217;ve been called &#8220;the only bluesman to never get ripped off by the British&#8221;. How does that make you feel? Well, I guess it makes me feel the way I felt the day I came home and caught my woman talking on the VTech 6.0GHz 5-Handset Cordless Phone with Digital Answering System I bought her. See, she didn&#8217;t know that the five handsets give you the freedom to talk from almost any room in your house, even hands free. That sure was great for my friend, No-Hands McTavish. Not because he didn&#8217;t have hands, he actually had three hands, he was just really lazy and hated to hold the phone. Is that why they called him &#8220;No-Hands&#8221;? No, they called him &#8220;No-Hands&#8221; because it&#8217;d be rude to call him &#8220;Three-Hands&#8221;! You can&#8217;t tear a friend down by pointing out his shortcomings! That&#8217;d be like making a VTech 6.0GHz 5-Handset Cordless Phone with Digital Answering System without a phonebook directory that stores up to fifty names! If you saw how happy he got when somebody called him &#8220;No-Hands&#8221;, you&#8217;d understand. Tell us about why you chose the VTech 6.0GHz 5-Handset Cordless Phone with Digital Answering System as your subject. The blues is about loss, see. And that old land line, it&#8217;s supposedly going out of fashion. Everybody&#8217;s got iThis and digital that in their pockets. Well, the VTech 6.0GHz 5-Handset Cordless Phone with Digital Answering System has digital too, crystal clear digital technology, but nobody thinks about that. And being forgotten, that&#8217;s the blues. The VTech 6.0GHz 5-Handset Cordless Phone with Digital Answering System also takes up only one phone jack, most people don&#8217;t know that. And ignorance, that&#8217;s the blues. The VTech 6.0GHz 5-Handset Cordless Phone with Digital Answering System also lets you use the last number redial to find out your woman or your man has been doing you wrong. And that&#8217;s definitely the blues. How can you do that with a cell phone? You gonna write the &#8220;My Baby Won&#8217;t Let Me Read Her iPhone Statement So I Don&#8217;t Got No Proof Blues&#8221;? Who&#8217;s gonna listen to that? Finally, Hops, how do you feel the trilingual prompts have changed your music? I remember when my VTech 6.0GHz 5-Handset Cordless Phone with Digital Answering System got stuck on French for a little while. I had the &#8220;I Can&#8217;t Understand What This Word Means Blues&#8221; fo&#8217; sho&#8217;. But then I figured out how to change it because it was easy. So I sort of never finished that track. Maybe a b-side later? Maybe. We&#8217;ll do it as an exclusive with you, how&#8217;s that? That&#8217;d be great, Hops, just great. Thanks for stopping by. Blind Hops Barley, the bluesman of the VTech 6.0GHz 5-Handset Cordless Phone with Digital Answering System. Up next, we&#8217;ve got an interview with Yngwie Malmsteen about anger management techniques, only on KDDT. 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      <description>Sometimes I Feel Like A Cradleless Phone This is KDDT Radio, with the best interviews with the people who make the music you&#8217;ll never bother to hear. Up next, some old blues guy. We&#8217;re in the studio today with Blind Hops Barley, noted blues artist, who recently recorded a tribute album to the VTech 6.0GHz 5-Handset Cordless Phone with Digital Answering System. Hops, first of all, why do they call you blind, when you&#8217;re clearly not blind? It&#8217;s from when I worked as a curtain salesman. My job was to order in the window blinds. That&#8217;s where I first used the VTech 6.0GHz 5-Handset Cordless Phone with Digital Answering System. Everyday, I&#8217;d call in them orders until my fingers were a teeny bit sore. And that&#8217;s where I learned about pain. Pain like losing only your only phone, which of course would never happen with the VTech 6.0GHz 5-Handset Cordless Phone with Digital Answering System. Have you ever gone hungry for the last half of the day because the vending machine was broken? I sure ...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Sometimes I Feel Like A Cradleless Phone This is KDDT Radio, with the best interviews with the people who make the music you&#8217;ll never bother to hear. Up next, some old blues guy. We&#8217;re in the studio today with Blind Hops Barley, noted blues artist, who recently recorded a tribute album to the VTech 6.0GHz 5-Handset Cordless Phone with Digital Answering System. Hops, first of all, why do they call you blind, when you&#8217;re clearly not blind? It&#8217;s from when I worked as a curtain salesman. My job was to order in the window blinds. That&#8217;s where I first used the VTech 6.0GHz 5-Handset Cordless Phone with Digital Answering System. Everyday, I&#8217;d call in them orders until my fingers were a teeny bit sore. And that&#8217;s where I learned about pain. Pain like losing only your only phone, which of course would never happen with the VTech 6.0GHz 5-Handset Cordless Phone with Digital Answering System. Have you ever gone hungry for the last half of the day because the vending machine was broken? I sure have. I sure have. And that&#8217;s where my blues comes from. Now, Hops, you&#8217;ve been called &#8220;the only bluesman to never get ripped off by the British&#8221;. How does that make you feel? Well, I guess it makes me feel the way I felt the day I came home and caught my woman talking on the VTech 6.0GHz 5-Handset Cordless Phone with Digital Answering System I bought her. See, she didn&#8217;t know that the five handsets give you the freedom to talk from almost any room in your house, even hands free. That sure was great for my friend, No-Hands McTavish. Not because he didn&#8217;t have hands, he actually had three hands, he was just really lazy and hated to hold the phone. Is that why they called him &#8220;No-Hands&#8221;? No, they called him &#8220;No-Hands&#8221; because it&#8217;d be rude to call him &#8220;Three-Hands&#8221;! You can&#8217;t tear a friend down by pointing out his shortcomings! That&#8217;d be like making a VTech 6.0GHz 5-Handset Cordless Phone with Digital Answering System without a phonebook directory that stores up to fifty names! If you saw how happy he got when somebody called him &#8220;No-Hands&#8221;, you&#8217;d understand. Tell us about why you chose the VTech 6.0GHz 5-Handset Cordless Phone with Digital Answering System as your subject. The blues is about loss, see. And that old land line, it&#8217;s supposedly going out of fashion. Everybody&#8217;s got iThis and digital that in their pockets. Well, the VTech 6.0GHz 5-Handset Cordless Phone with Digital Answering System has digital too, crystal clear digital technology, but nobody thinks about that. And being forgotten, that&#8217;s the blues. The VTech 6.0GHz 5-Handset Cordless Phone with Digital Answering System also takes up only one phone jack, most people don&#8217;t know that. And ignorance, that&#8217;s the blues. The VTech 6.0GHz 5-Handset Cordless Phone with Digital Answering System also lets you use the last number redial to find out your woman or your man has been doing you wrong. And that&#8217;s definitely the blues. How can you do that with a cell phone? You gonna write the &#8220;My Baby Won&#8217;t Let Me Read Her iPhone Statement So I Don&#8217;t Got No Proof Blues&#8221;? Who&#8217;s gonna listen to that? Finally, Hops, how do you feel the trilingual prompts have changed your music? I remember when my VTech 6.0GHz 5-Handset Cordless Phone with Digital Answering System got stuck on French for a little while. I had the &#8220;I Can&#8217;t Understand What This Word Means Blues&#8221; fo&#8217; sho&#8217;. But then I figured out how to change it because it was easy. So I sort of never finished that track. Maybe a b-side later? Maybe. We&#8217;ll do it as an exclusive with you, how&#8217;s that? That&#8217;d be great, Hops, just great. Thanks for stopping by. 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      <itunes:summary>Sometimes I Feel Like A Cradleless Phone This is KDDT Radio, with the best interviews with the people who make the music you&#8217;ll never bother to hear. Up next, some old blues guy. We&#8217;re in the studio today with Blind Hops Barley, noted blues artist, who recently recorded a tribute album to the VTech 6.0GHz 5-Handset Cordless Phone with Digital Answering System. Hops, first of all, why do they call you blind, when you&#8217;re clearly not blind? It&#8217;s from when I worked as a curtain salesman. My job was to order in the window blinds. That&#8217;s where I first used the VTech 6.0GHz 5-Handset Cordless Phone with Digital Answering System. Everyday, I&#8217;d call in them orders until my fingers were a teeny bit sore. And that&#8217;s where I learned about pain. Pain like losing only your only phone, which of course would never happen with the VTech 6.0GHz 5-Handset Cordless Phone with Digital Answering System. Have you ever gone hungry for the last half of the day because the vending machine was broken? I sure have. I sure have. And that&#8217;s where my blues comes from. Now, Hops, you&#8217;ve been called &#8220;the only bluesman to never get ripped off by the British&#8221;. How does that make you feel? Well, I guess it makes me feel the way I felt the day I came home and caught my woman talking on the VTech 6.0GHz 5-Handset Cordless Phone with Digital Answering System I bought her. See, she didn&#8217;t know that the five handsets give you the freedom to talk from almost any room in your house, even hands free. That sure was great for my friend, No-Hands McTavish. Not because he didn&#8217;t have hands, he actually had three hands, he was just really lazy and hated to hold the phone. Is that why they called him &#8220;No-Hands&#8221;? No, they called him &#8220;No-Hands&#8221; because it&#8217;d be rude to call him &#8220;Three-Hands&#8221;! You can&#8217;t tear a friend down by pointing out his shortcomings! That&#8217;d be like making a VTech 6.0GHz 5-Handset Cordless Phone with Digital Answering System without a phonebook directory that stores up to fifty names! If you saw how happy he got when somebody called him &#8220;No-Hands&#8221;, you&#8217;d understand. Tell us about why you chose the VTech 6.0GHz 5-Handset Cordless Phone with Digital Answering System as your subject. The blues is about loss, see. And that old land line, it&#8217;s supposedly going out of fashion. Everybody&#8217;s got iThis and digital that in their pockets. Well, the VTech 6.0GHz 5-Handset Cordless Phone with Digital Answering System has digital too, crystal clear digital technology, but nobody thinks about that. And being forgotten, that&#8217;s the blues. The VTech 6.0GHz 5-Handset Cordless Phone with Digital Answering System also takes up only one phone jack, most people don&#8217;t know that. And ignorance, that&#8217;s the blues. The VTech 6.0GHz 5-Handset Cordless Phone with Digital Answering System also lets you use the last number redial to find out your woman or your man has been doing you wrong. And that&#8217;s definitely the blues. How can you do that with a cell phone? You gonna write the &#8220;My Baby Won&#8217;t Let Me Read Her iPhone Statement So I Don&#8217;t Got No Proof Blues&#8221;? Who&#8217;s gonna listen to that? Finally, Hops, how do you feel the trilingual prompts have changed your music? I remember when my VTech 6.0GHz 5-Handset Cordless Phone with Digital Answering System got stuck on French for a little while. I had the &#8220;I Can&#8217;t Understand What This Word Means Blues&#8221; fo&#8217; sho&#8217;. But then I figured out how to change it because it was easy. So I sort of never finished that track. Maybe a b-side later? Maybe. We&#8217;ll do it as an exclusive with you, how&#8217;s that? That&#8217;d be great, Hops, just great. Thanks for stopping by. Blind Hops Barley, the bluesman of the VTech 6.0GHz 5-Handset Cordless Phone with Digital Answering System. Up next, we&#8217;ve got an interview with Yngwie Malmsteen about anger management techniques, only on KDDT. 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      <description>Wave Goodbye Yes! I finally scored an invite to that awesome new social-collaborative-chat-messaging tool! I&#8217;m gonna be surfing a wave of productivity now, man! And thanks to my compact, portable Gateway 11.6&#8221; Netbook, I&#8217;m going to be doing it from my very favorite cupcake bakery/burlesque house. How many hip units is that worth? A million? A billion? A googol? I just wish I&#8217;d had the foresight to grow a humorous mustache. OK, let&#8217;s fire it up&#8230;I&#8217;m in! Prepare for waving! Man, this is gonna be so much cooler than watching a streaming Netflix movie, or listening to the music I loaded onto the 250GB hard drive. And I bet it&#8217;ll be way more productive than using the netbook&#8217;s pre-loaded Microsoft Works and Microsoft Office apps. With this Netbook&#8217;s long 6-cell battery life, this wave&#8217;s gonna go on for hours! Alright, so, wow, that&#8217;s a lot of stuff on the screen. Not very well-suited to this 11.6&#8221; LED display, but I won&#8217;t complain. I am obviously the unworthy one. So let&#8217;s see, it&#8217;s like,...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Wave Goodbye Yes! I finally scored an invite to that awesome new social-collaborative-chat-messaging tool! I&#8217;m gonna be surfing a wave of productivity now, man! And thanks to my compact, portable Gateway 11.6&#8221; Netbook, I&#8217;m going to be doing it from my very favorite cupcake bakery/burlesque house. How many hip units is that worth? A million? A billion? A googol? I just wish I&#8217;d had the foresight to grow a humorous mustache. OK, let&#8217;s fire it up&#8230;I&#8217;m in! Prepare for waving! Man, this is gonna be so much cooler than watching a streaming Netflix movie, or listening to the music I loaded onto the 250GB hard drive. And I bet it&#8217;ll be way more productive than using the netbook&#8217;s pre-loaded Microsoft Works and Microsoft Office apps. With this Netbook&#8217;s long 6-cell battery life, this wave&#8217;s gonna go on for hours! Alright, so, wow, that&#8217;s a lot of stuff on the screen. Not very well-suited to this 11.6&#8221; LED display, but I won&#8217;t complain. I am obviously the unworthy one. So let&#8217;s see, it&#8217;s like, uh, email? I guess? That&#8217;s neat, everybody likes email. And then what&#8217;s this over here, some kind of chat thing? Hey, there&#8217;s one of the dev guys! I gotta compliment him on this awesome app! Here, let me type: Hey, Gavin! This Wave thing really suc Whoa, why&#8217;s he getting all hostile? I was just going to tell him that this Wave thing succeeds in meeting my expectations. How did he even know I was going to say anything? It&#8217;s almost like he could see me typing. Weird. Well, I can&#8217;t let that slow me down! I&#8217;ve got productivity to optimize! Anyway, so what else can I do here? I&#8217;ll try setting up a document to collaborate on&#8230;but I don&#8217;t see any buttons for that. Huh. Maybe share some pictures from my trip to the Rick Astley Museum? I wonder how. Or, I know, I&#8217;ll tell people about this awesome cupcake I&#8217;m eating right now, like I do on Facebook and Twitter all the time. That&#8217;s gotta be pretty simple, right? So you do that by, uh, lemme see, well, I guess I don&#8217;t understand how that works either. Maybe if I just tap the computer screen, or bang on the keyboard, or yell into one of the three USB ports&#8230;no, nothing. Huh. I wonder what&#8217;s on TV. Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty $(document).ready(function() {st_widget.create({itemCondition:'Refurbished',itemDescription:'Gateway 11.6&#8221; Netbook',itemPrice:'279.99',bannerStyle:'wide',widgetType:'quote',merchantID:'subscrip_014793207843'}); }); Warranty: 90 Day Gateway Features: Processor: AMD Athlon&#8482; 64 L110 Single-Core Processor (1.2GHz, 800MHz FSB, 512KB L2 Cache) Operating System: Genuine Windows Vista&#174; Home Basic (32-bit) with SP1 Display: 11.6&#8221; HD WXGA Ultrabright&#8482; LED-backlit Display (1366&#215;768 resolution, 16:9 aspect ratio) Video: ATI Radeon&#174; X1270 graphics with 256MB HyperMemory Memory: 2048MB DDR2 533MHz SDRAM Single Channel Memory Hard Drive: 250GB SATA hard drive Wireless Network: 802.11b/g Wi-Fi Adapter: AC Adapter Application Software: Microsoft&#174; Works, Microsoft&#174; Money Essentials, Microsoft&#174; Office Home and Student 2007 (60-day complimentary trial period) Battery: 6-Cell Lithium Ion Chassis: Chassis with ATI Radeon&#174; X1270 Graphics and AMD RS690E Chipset8 External Ports: (3) USB 2.0, VGA Connector Keyboard and Mouse: Keyboard with Multi-Gesture Touchpad Media Card Reader: Multi-in-1 Digital Media Card Reader (Memory Stick&#174;, Memory Stick Pro&#8482;, MultiMediaCard, Secure Digital&#8482;, xD-Picture Card&#8482;) Network: 10/100 Ethernet LAN (RJ-45 port) Security Software: Norton Internet Security&#8482; 2009 (60-day trial) &amp;amp; Gateway Recovery Management Sound: High-Definition Audio Support, Built-In speakers, Microphone, Headphone (with Dolby&#174; Headphone Technology)/Speaker/Line-Out Jack Web Camera: 0.3 Megapixel Integrated Webcam Weight: (Box) : 3.93 lbs. (1.78 kg.) Weight (Unit): 3.04 lbs (1.38 kg) Dimensions (Box): 3.1&#8221; (H) x 14.8&#8221; (W) x 10.1&#8221; (D) Dimensions (System): 1.03&#8221; (H) x 11.26&#8221; (W) x 7.99&#8221; (D) Additonal Photos: Gateway LT3103 1.2GHz 2GB DDR2 250 HDD Vista Home Basic 6 Cell Keyboard Left Side View Right Side View In the box: Gateway LT3103 1.2GHz 1.2Ghz/2GB/250GB/WC/VHB/6C/11.6&#8221; Netbook Power A/C Cord 6-Cell Lithium Ion Battery Inset photo credit: thelastminute Discuss this product Price: $279.99 I want one!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Wave Goodbye Yes! I finally scored an invite to that awesome new social-collaborative-chat-messaging tool! I&#8217;m gonna be surfing a wave of productivity now, man! And thanks to my compact, portable Gateway 11.6&#8221; Netbook, I&#8217;m going to be doing it from my very favorite cupcake bakery/burlesque house. How many hip units is that worth? A million? A billion? A googol? I just wish I&#8217;d had the foresight to grow a humorous mustache. OK, let&#8217;s fire it up&#8230;I&#8217;m in! Prepare for waving! Man, this is gonna be so much cooler than watching a streaming Netflix movie, or listening to the music I loaded onto the 250GB hard drive. And I bet it&#8217;ll be way more productive than using the netbook&#8217;s pre-loaded Microsoft Works and Microsoft Office apps. With this Netbook&#8217;s long 6-cell battery life, this wave&#8217;s gonna go on for hours! Alright, so, wow, that&#8217;s a lot of stuff on the screen. Not very well-suited to this 11.6&#8221; LED display, but I won&#8217;t complain. I am obviously the unworthy one. So let&#8217;s see, it&#8217;s like, uh, email? I guess? That&#8217;s neat, everybody likes email. And then what&#8217;s this over here, some kind of chat thing? Hey, there&#8217;s one of the dev guys! I gotta compliment him on this awesome app! Here, let me type: Hey, Gavin! This Wave thing really suc Whoa, why&#8217;s he getting all hostile? I was just going to tell him that this Wave thing succeeds in meeting my expectations. How did he even know I was going to say anything? It&#8217;s almost like he could see me typing. Weird. Well, I can&#8217;t let that slow me down! I&#8217;ve got productivity to optimize! Anyway, so what else can I do here? I&#8217;ll try setting up a document to collaborate on&#8230;but I don&#8217;t see any buttons for that. Huh. Maybe share some pictures from my trip to the Rick Astley Museum? I wonder how. Or, I know, I&#8217;ll tell people about this awesome cupcake I&#8217;m eating right now, like I do on Facebook and Twitter all the time. That&#8217;s gotta be pretty simple, right? So you do that by, uh, lemme see, well, I guess I don&#8217;t understand how that works either. Maybe if I just tap the computer screen, or bang on the keyboard, or yell into one of the three USB ports&#8230;no, nothing. Huh. I wonder what&#8217;s on TV. Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty $(document).ready(function() {st_widget.create({itemCondition:'Refurbished',itemDescription:'Gateway 11.6&#8221; Netbook',itemPrice:'279.99',bannerStyle:'wide',widgetType:'quote',merchantID:'subscrip_014793207843'}); }); Warranty: 90 Day Gateway Features: Processor: AMD Athlon&#8482; 64 L110 Single-Core Processor (1.2GHz, 800MHz FSB, 512KB L2 Cache) Operating System: Genuine Windows Vista&#174; Home Basic (32-bit) with SP1 Display: 11.6&#8221; HD WXGA Ultrabright&#8482; LED-backlit Display (1366&#215;768 resolution, 16:9 aspect ratio) Video: ATI Radeon&#174; X1270 graphics with 256MB HyperMemory Memory: 2048MB DDR2 533MHz SDRAM Single Channel Memory Hard Drive: 250GB SATA hard drive Wireless Network: 802.11b/g Wi-Fi Adapter: AC Adapter Application Software: Microsoft&#174; Works, Microsoft&#174; Money Essentials, Microsoft&#174; Office Home and Student 2007 (60-day complimentary trial period) Battery: 6-Cell Lithium Ion Chassis: Chassis with ATI Radeon&#174; X1270 Graphics and AMD RS690E Chipset8 External Ports: (3) USB 2.0, VGA Connector Keyboard and Mouse: Keyboard with Multi-Gesture Touchpad Media Card Reader: Multi-in-1 Digital Media Card Reader (Memory Stick&#174;, Memory Stick Pro&#8482;, MultiMediaCard, Secure Digital&#8482;, xD-Picture Card&#8482;) Network: 10/100 Ethernet LAN (RJ-45 port) Security Software: Norton Internet Security&#8482; 2009 (60-day trial) &amp;amp; Gateway Recovery Management Sound: High-Definition Audio Support, Built-In speakers, Microphone, Headphone (with Dolby&#174; Headphone Technology)/Speaker/Line-Out Jack Web Camera: 0.3 Megapixel Integrated Webcam Weight: (Box) : 3.93 lbs. (1.78 kg.) Weight (Unit): 3.04 lbs (1.38 kg) Dimensions (Box): 3.1&#8221; (H) x 14.8&#8221; (W) x 10.1&#8221; (D) Dimensions (System): 1.03&#8221; (H) x 11.26&#8221; (W) x 7.99&#8221; (D) Additonal Photos: Gateway LT3103 1.2GHz 2GB DDR2 250 HDD Vista Home Basic 6 Cell Keyboard Left Side View Right Side View In the box: Gateway LT3103 1.2GHz 1.2Ghz/2GB/250GB/WC/VHB/6C/11.6&#8221; Netbook Power A/C Cord 6-Cell Lithium Ion Battery Inset photo credit: thelastminute Discuss this product Price: $279.99 I want one!</itunes:summary>
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      <description>Wave Goodbye Yes! I finally scored an invite to that awesome new social-collaborative-chat-messaging tool! I&#8217;m gonna be surfing a wave of productivity now, man! And thanks to my compact, portable Gateway 11.6&#8221; Netbook, I&#8217;m going to be doing it from my very favorite cupcake bakery/burlesque house. How many hip units is that worth? A million? A billion? A googol? I just wish I&#8217;d had the foresight to grow a humorous mustache. OK, let&#8217;s fire it up&#8230;I&#8217;m in! Prepare for waving! Man, this is gonna be so much cooler than watching a streaming Netflix movie, or listening to the music I loaded onto the 250GB hard drive. And I bet it&#8217;ll be way more productive than using the netbook&#8217;s pre-loaded Microsoft Works and Microsoft Office apps. With this Netbook&#8217;s long 6-cell battery life, this wave&#8217;s gonna go on for hours! Alright, so, wow, that&#8217;s a lot of stuff on the screen. Not very well-suited to this 11.6&#8221; LED display, but I won&#8217;t complain. I am obviously the unworthy one. So let&#8217;s see, it&#8217;s like,...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Wave Goodbye Yes! I finally scored an invite to that awesome new social-collaborative-chat-messaging tool! I&#8217;m gonna be surfing a wave of productivity now, man! And thanks to my compact, portable Gateway 11.6&#8221; Netbook, I&#8217;m going to be doing it from my very favorite cupcake bakery/burlesque house. How many hip units is that worth? A million? A billion? A googol? I just wish I&#8217;d had the foresight to grow a humorous mustache. OK, let&#8217;s fire it up&#8230;I&#8217;m in! Prepare for waving! Man, this is gonna be so much cooler than watching a streaming Netflix movie, or listening to the music I loaded onto the 250GB hard drive. And I bet it&#8217;ll be way more productive than using the netbook&#8217;s pre-loaded Microsoft Works and Microsoft Office apps. With this Netbook&#8217;s long 6-cell battery life, this wave&#8217;s gonna go on for hours! Alright, so, wow, that&#8217;s a lot of stuff on the screen. Not very well-suited to this 11.6&#8221; LED display, but I won&#8217;t complain. I am obviously the unworthy one. So let&#8217;s see, it&#8217;s like, uh, email? I guess? That&#8217;s neat, everybody likes email. And then what&#8217;s this over here, some kind of chat thing? Hey, there&#8217;s one of the dev guys! I gotta compliment him on this awesome app! Here, let me type: Hey, Gavin! This Wave thing really suc Whoa, why&#8217;s he getting all hostile? I was just going to tell him that this Wave thing succeeds in meeting my expectations. How did he even know I was going to say anything? It&#8217;s almost like he could see me typing. Weird. Well, I can&#8217;t let that slow me down! I&#8217;ve got productivity to optimize! Anyway, so what else can I do here? I&#8217;ll try setting up a document to collaborate on&#8230;but I don&#8217;t see any buttons for that. Huh. Maybe share some pictures from my trip to the Rick Astley Museum? I wonder how. Or, I know, I&#8217;ll tell people about this awesome cupcake I&#8217;m eating right now, like I do on Facebook and Twitter all the time. That&#8217;s gotta be pretty simple, right? So you do that by, uh, lemme see, well, I guess I don&#8217;t understand how that works either. Maybe if I just tap the computer screen, or bang on the keyboard, or yell into one of the three USB ports&#8230;no, nothing. Huh. I wonder what&#8217;s on TV. Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty $(document).ready(function() {st_widget.create({itemCondition:'Refurbished',itemDescription:'Gateway 11.6&#8221; Netbook',itemPrice:'279.99',bannerStyle:'wide',widgetType:'quote',merchantID:'subscrip_014793207843'}); }); Warranty: 90 Day Gateway Features: Processor: AMD Athlon&#8482; 64 L110 Single-Core Processor (1.2GHz, 800MHz FSB, 512KB L2 Cache) Operating System: Genuine Windows Vista&#174; Home Basic (32-bit) with SP1 Display: 11.6&#8221; HD WXGA Ultrabright&#8482; LED-backlit Display (1366&#215;768 resolution, 16:9 aspect ratio) Video: ATI Radeon&#174; X1270 graphics with 256MB HyperMemory Memory: 2048MB DDR2 533MHz SDRAM Single Channel Memory Hard Drive: 250GB SATA hard drive Wireless Network: 802.11b/g Wi-Fi Adapter: AC Adapter Application Software: Microsoft&#174; Works, Microsoft&#174; Money Essentials, Microsoft&#174; Office Home and Student 2007 (60-day complimentary trial period) Battery: 6-Cell Lithium Ion Chassis: Chassis with ATI Radeon&#174; X1270 Graphics and AMD RS690E Chipset8 External Ports: (3) USB 2.0, VGA Connector Keyboard and Mouse: Keyboard with Multi-Gesture Touchpad Media Card Reader: Multi-in-1 Digital Media Card Reader (Memory Stick&#174;, Memory Stick Pro&#8482;, MultiMediaCard, Secure Digital&#8482;, xD-Picture Card&#8482;) Network: 10/100 Ethernet LAN (RJ-45 port) Security Software: Norton Internet Security&#8482; 2009 (60-day trial) &amp;amp; Gateway Recovery Management Sound: High-Definition Audio Support, Built-In speakers, Microphone, Headphone (with Dolby&#174; Headphone Technology)/Speaker/Line-Out Jack Web Camera: 0.3 Megapixel Integrated Webcam Weight: (Box) : 3.93 lbs. (1.78 kg.) Weight (Unit): 3.04 lbs (1.38 kg) Dimensions (Box): 3.1&#8221; (H) x 14.8&#8221; (W) x 10.1&#8221; (D) Dimensions (System): 1.03&#8221; (H) x 11.26&#8221; (W) x 7.99&#8221; (D) Additonal Photos: Gateway LT3103 1.2GHz 2GB DDR2 250 HDD Vista Home Basic 6 Cell Keyboard Left Side View Right Side View In the box: Gateway LT3103 1.2GHz 1.2Ghz/2GB/250GB/WC/VHB/6C/11.6&#8221; Netbook Power A/C Cord 6-Cell Lithium Ion Battery Inset photo credit: thelastminute Discuss this product</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Wave Goodbye Yes! I finally scored an invite to that awesome new social-collaborative-chat-messaging tool! I&#8217;m gonna be surfing a wave of productivity now, man! And thanks to my compact, portable Gateway 11.6&#8221; Netbook, I&#8217;m going to be doing it from my very favorite cupcake bakery/burlesque house. How many hip units is that worth? A million? A billion? A googol? I just wish I&#8217;d had the foresight to grow a humorous mustache. OK, let&#8217;s fire it up&#8230;I&#8217;m in! Prepare for waving! Man, this is gonna be so much cooler than watching a streaming Netflix movie, or listening to the music I loaded onto the 250GB hard drive. And I bet it&#8217;ll be way more productive than using the netbook&#8217;s pre-loaded Microsoft Works and Microsoft Office apps. With this Netbook&#8217;s long 6-cell battery life, this wave&#8217;s gonna go on for hours! Alright, so, wow, that&#8217;s a lot of stuff on the screen. Not very well-suited to this 11.6&#8221; LED display, but I won&#8217;t complain. I am obviously the unworthy one. So let&#8217;s see, it&#8217;s like, uh, email? I guess? That&#8217;s neat, everybody likes email. And then what&#8217;s this over here, some kind of chat thing? Hey, there&#8217;s one of the dev guys! I gotta compliment him on this awesome app! Here, let me type: Hey, Gavin! This Wave thing really suc Whoa, why&#8217;s he getting all hostile? I was just going to tell him that this Wave thing succeeds in meeting my expectations. How did he even know I was going to say anything? It&#8217;s almost like he could see me typing. Weird. Well, I can&#8217;t let that slow me down! I&#8217;ve got productivity to optimize! Anyway, so what else can I do here? I&#8217;ll try setting up a document to collaborate on&#8230;but I don&#8217;t see any buttons for that. Huh. Maybe share some pictures from my trip to the Rick Astley Museum? I wonder how. Or, I know, I&#8217;ll tell people about this awesome cupcake I&#8217;m eating right now, like I do on Facebook and Twitter all the time. That&#8217;s gotta be pretty simple, right? So you do that by, uh, lemme see, well, I guess I don&#8217;t understand how that works either. Maybe if I just tap the computer screen, or bang on the keyboard, or yell into one of the three USB ports&#8230;no, nothing. Huh. I wonder what&#8217;s on TV. Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty $(document).ready(function() {st_widget.create({itemCondition:'Refurbished',itemDescription:'Gateway 11.6&#8221; Netbook',itemPrice:'279.99',bannerStyle:'wide',widgetType:'quote',merchantID:'subscrip_014793207843'}); }); Warranty: 90 Day Gateway Features: Processor: AMD Athlon&#8482; 64 L110 Single-Core Processor (1.2GHz, 800MHz FSB, 512KB L2 Cache) Operating System: Genuine Windows Vista&#174; Home Basic (32-bit) with SP1 Display: 11.6&#8221; HD WXGA Ultrabright&#8482; LED-backlit Display (1366&#215;768 resolution, 16:9 aspect ratio) Video: ATI Radeon&#174; X1270 graphics with 256MB HyperMemory Memory: 2048MB DDR2 533MHz SDRAM Single Channel Memory Hard Drive: 250GB SATA hard drive Wireless Network: 802.11b/g Wi-Fi Adapter: AC Adapter Application Software: Microsoft&#174; Works, Microsoft&#174; Money Essentials, Microsoft&#174; Office Home and Student 2007 (60-day complimentary trial period) Battery: 6-Cell Lithium Ion Chassis: Chassis with ATI Radeon&#174; X1270 Graphics and AMD RS690E Chipset8 External Ports: (3) USB 2.0, VGA Connector Keyboard and Mouse: Keyboard with Multi-Gesture Touchpad Media Card Reader: Multi-in-1 Digital Media Card Reader (Memory Stick&#174;, Memory Stick Pro&#8482;, MultiMediaCard, Secure Digital&#8482;, xD-Picture Card&#8482;) Network: 10/100 Ethernet LAN (RJ-45 port) Security Software: Norton Internet Security&#8482; 2009 (60-day trial) &amp;amp; Gateway Recovery Management Sound: High-Definition Audio Support, Built-In speakers, Microphone, Headphone (with Dolby&#174; Headphone Technology)/Speaker/Line-Out Jack Web Camera: 0.3 Megapixel Integrated Webcam Weight: (Box) : 3.93 lbs. (1.78 kg.) Weight (Unit): 3.04 lbs (1.38 kg) Dimensions (Box): 3.1&#8221; (H) x 14.8&#8221; (W) x 10.1&#8221; (D) Dimensions (System): 1.03&#8221; (H) x 11.26&#8221; (W) x 7.99&#8221; (D) Additonal Photos: Gateway LT3103 1.2GHz 2GB DDR2 250 HDD Vista Home Basic 6 Cell Keyboard Left Side View Right Side View In the box: Gateway LT3103 1.2GHz 1.2Ghz/2GB/250GB/WC/VHB/6C/11.6&#8221; Netbook Power A/C Cord 6-Cell Lithium Ion Battery Inset photo credit: thelastminute Discuss this product</itunes:summary>
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      <description>Pull yourself up by your bootstraps Although that&#8217;s not really how pull-ups are supposed to be performed Hey all you fat, pathetic sacks of apathy and sloth! Do you have the energy and vitality that you wish you had? Are you happy with your physiques? Well, of course you aren&#8217;t! I mean, look at you. You&#8217;re disgusting. How in the world do you get your socks on? No, it doesn&#8217;t matter. I was just wondering out loud. The point is: My name&#8217;s Amy and I&#8217;m here to help you unlock the secret to a new, fit, fabulous body! Now, I know what you&#8217;re probably thinking inside that massive, neckless head of yours: You&#8217;re thinking that I&#8217;m going to give you a complicated set of rules for what you can eat, and the difficult exercises you&#8217;ll have to do, and you&#8217;ll be so overwhelmed that you&#8217;ll have no hope of ever following through with my program, and you&#8217;ll fail, and you&#8217;ll collapse in a blubbering, blubbery heap on your poor, overburdened sofa with a bucket of Ben &amp;amp; Jerry&#8217;s, and curse the day yo...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Pull yourself up by your bootstraps Although that&#8217;s not really how pull-ups are supposed to be performed Hey all you fat, pathetic sacks of apathy and sloth! Do you have the energy and vitality that you wish you had? Are you happy with your physiques? Well, of course you aren&#8217;t! I mean, look at you. You&#8217;re disgusting. How in the world do you get your socks on? No, it doesn&#8217;t matter. I was just wondering out loud. The point is: My name&#8217;s Amy and I&#8217;m here to help you unlock the secret to a new, fit, fabulous body! Now, I know what you&#8217;re probably thinking inside that massive, neckless head of yours: You&#8217;re thinking that I&#8217;m going to give you a complicated set of rules for what you can eat, and the difficult exercises you&#8217;ll have to do, and you&#8217;ll be so overwhelmed that you&#8217;ll have no hope of ever following through with my program, and you&#8217;ll fail, and you&#8217;ll collapse in a blubbering, blubbery heap on your poor, overburdened sofa with a bucket of Ben &amp;amp; Jerry&#8217;s, and curse the day you ever met me. WRONG! My patent-pending weight-loss technique is simple. It&#8217;s just two easy steps. First: You travel backward in time. The beauty of this part is that you don&#8217;t have to do it right away&#8212;you can get to it whenever it&#8217;s convenient for you. Next: You prevent the discovery (or invention, however you want to put it) of cheese. That second part&#8217;s going to be a little harder, I admit. But at least you&#8217;ll have the advantage of being received as a god by the ancients, probably. What are the chances a bunch of Sumerian goatherds ever even imagined a man could achieve your girth? Or the ancient Picts, or the early Harappans, or whoever it was that came up with cheese? I don&#8217;t know where cheese originated. What do I look like, an anthropologist? DO THESE LOOK LIKE ANTHROPOLOGIST ABS TO YOU? NUH-UNH. So you&#8217;ll maybe have to do some hunting around to find the dawn of the Cheese Age. But once you do, and you prevent it from ever being developed, and you return to your own time, just think how easy it&#8217;s going to be to avoid temptation! Imagine! No, I mean right now, imagine. Close your eyes and picture it. Are they closed? I can&#8217;t tell, the way they&#8217;re kind of squinty all the time from your face-fat anyway. Think of it! There&#8217;ll be no more macaroni and cheese&#8212;just macaroni! Which is actually pretty good for you. And you won&#8217;t even know what you&#8217;re missing. No one will. It never existed. What&#8217;s that? Far-fetched, you say? Implausible, you say? Riddled with paradoxes, you say? OK, fine, be that way. You can trim down and tone up the old-fashioned way, with diet and exercise. It works, no doubt about it. It&#8217;s proven. But I&#8217;m warning you: That way involves pull-ups. Warranty: 1 Year Perfect Push Up Features: Adjustable swing arms provides 3 exercise positions for Standing Rows, Australian Pullups, and Rotational Pullups Rotating handles move with the natural rotation of your arms to engage more muscles in the arms, shoulders and back, while minimizing joint strain Fits door frames 27&#8221; to 36&#8221; wide (door is still usable when installed) US Navy SEAL inspired workouts (PDFs Getting Started and Pullup Power Part 1) Quick release swing arms provide 3 exercise positions Swing Arm and bar detach in seconds to clear doorway Unique rotating handles move with your arms 360 degrees Simple, easy to follow installation Also works as a traditional pullup bar Max user weight: 300lbs Additional Photos: Perfect Pullup Rotating handle In the box: 1 Adjustable Pullup Bar 2 Swing Arms 2 Unique Rotating Handles 21 Day Work Out Chart &amp;#160; Discuss this product</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Pull yourself up by your bootstraps Although that&#8217;s not really how pull-ups are supposed to be performed Hey all you fat, pathetic sacks of apathy and sloth! Do you have the energy and vitality that you wish you had? Are you happy with your physiques? Well, of course you aren&#8217;t! I mean, look at you. You&#8217;re disgusting. How in the world do you get your socks on? No, it doesn&#8217;t matter. I was just wondering out loud. The point is: My name&#8217;s Amy and I&#8217;m here to help you unlock the secret to a new, fit, fabulous body! Now, I know what you&#8217;re probably thinking inside that massive, neckless head of yours: You&#8217;re thinking that I&#8217;m going to give you a complicated set of rules for what you can eat, and the difficult exercises you&#8217;ll have to do, and you&#8217;ll be so overwhelmed that you&#8217;ll have no hope of ever following through with my program, and you&#8217;ll fail, and you&#8217;ll collapse in a blubbering, blubbery heap on your poor, overburdened sofa with a bucket of Ben &amp;amp; Jerry&#8217;s, and curse the day you ever met me. WRONG! My patent-pending weight-loss technique is simple. It&#8217;s just two easy steps. First: You travel backward in time. The beauty of this part is that you don&#8217;t have to do it right away&#8212;you can get to it whenever it&#8217;s convenient for you. Next: You prevent the discovery (or invention, however you want to put it) of cheese. That second part&#8217;s going to be a little harder, I admit. But at least you&#8217;ll have the advantage of being received as a god by the ancients, probably. What are the chances a bunch of Sumerian goatherds ever even imagined a man could achieve your girth? Or the ancient Picts, or the early Harappans, or whoever it was that came up with cheese? I don&#8217;t know where cheese originated. What do I look like, an anthropologist? DO THESE LOOK LIKE ANTHROPOLOGIST ABS TO YOU? NUH-UNH. So you&#8217;ll maybe have to do some hunting around to find the dawn of the Cheese Age. But once you do, and you prevent it from ever being developed, and you return to your own time, just think how easy it&#8217;s going to be to avoid temptation! Imagine! No, I mean right now, imagine. Close your eyes and picture it. Are they closed? I can&#8217;t tell, the way they&#8217;re kind of squinty all the time from your face-fat anyway. Think of it! There&#8217;ll be no more macaroni and cheese&#8212;just macaroni! Which is actually pretty good for you. And you won&#8217;t even know what you&#8217;re missing. No one will. It never existed. What&#8217;s that? Far-fetched, you say? Implausible, you say? Riddled with paradoxes, you say? OK, fine, be that way. You can trim down and tone up the old-fashioned way, with diet and exercise. It works, no doubt about it. It&#8217;s proven. But I&#8217;m warning you: That way involves pull-ups. Warranty: 1 Year Perfect Push Up Features: Adjustable swing arms provides 3 exercise positions for Standing Rows, Australian Pullups, and Rotational Pullups Rotating handles move with the natural rotation of your arms to engage more muscles in the arms, shoulders and back, while minimizing joint strain Fits door frames 27&#8221; to 36&#8221; wide (door is still usable when installed) US Navy SEAL inspired workouts (PDFs Getting Started and Pullup Power Part 1) Quick release swing arms provide 3 exercise positions Swing Arm and bar detach in seconds to clear doorway Unique rotating handles move with your arms 360 degrees Simple, easy to follow installation Also works as a traditional pullup bar Max user weight: 300lbs Additional Photos: Perfect Pullup Rotating handle In the box: 1 Adjustable Pullup Bar 2 Swing Arms 2 Unique Rotating Handles 21 Day Work Out Chart &amp;#160; Discuss this product</itunes:summary>
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      <description>Pull yourself up by your bootstraps Although that&#8217;s not really how pull-ups are supposed to be performed Hey all you fat, pathetic sacks of apathy and sloth! Do you have the energy and vitality that you wish you had? Are you happy with your physiques? Well, of course you aren&#8217;t! I mean, look at you. You&#8217;re disgusting. How in the world do you get your socks on? No, it doesn&#8217;t matter. I was just wondering out loud. The point is: My name&#8217;s Amy and I&#8217;m here to help you unlock the secret to a new, fit, fabulous body! Now, I know what you&#8217;re probably thinking inside that massive, neckless head of yours: You&#8217;re thinking that I&#8217;m going to give you a complicated set of rules for what you can eat, and the difficult exercises you&#8217;ll have to do, and you&#8217;ll be so overwhelmed that you&#8217;ll have no hope of ever following through with my program, and you&#8217;ll fail, and you&#8217;ll collapse in a blubbering, blubbery heap on your poor, overburdened sofa with a bucket of Ben &amp;amp; Jerry&#8217;s, and curse the day yo...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Pull yourself up by your bootstraps Although that&#8217;s not really how pull-ups are supposed to be performed Hey all you fat, pathetic sacks of apathy and sloth! Do you have the energy and vitality that you wish you had? Are you happy with your physiques? Well, of course you aren&#8217;t! I mean, look at you. You&#8217;re disgusting. How in the world do you get your socks on? No, it doesn&#8217;t matter. I was just wondering out loud. The point is: My name&#8217;s Amy and I&#8217;m here to help you unlock the secret to a new, fit, fabulous body! Now, I know what you&#8217;re probably thinking inside that massive, neckless head of yours: You&#8217;re thinking that I&#8217;m going to give you a complicated set of rules for what you can eat, and the difficult exercises you&#8217;ll have to do, and you&#8217;ll be so overwhelmed that you&#8217;ll have no hope of ever following through with my program, and you&#8217;ll fail, and you&#8217;ll collapse in a blubbering, blubbery heap on your poor, overburdened sofa with a bucket of Ben &amp;amp; Jerry&#8217;s, and curse the day you ever met me. WRONG! My patent-pending weight-loss technique is simple. It&#8217;s just two easy steps. First: You travel backward in time. The beauty of this part is that you don&#8217;t have to do it right away&#8212;you can get to it whenever it&#8217;s convenient for you. Next: You prevent the discovery (or invention, however you want to put it) of cheese. That second part&#8217;s going to be a little harder, I admit. But at least you&#8217;ll have the advantage of being received as a god by the ancients, probably. What are the chances a bunch of Sumerian goatherds ever even imagined a man could achieve your girth? Or the ancient Picts, or the early Harappans, or whoever it was that came up with cheese? I don&#8217;t know where cheese originated. What do I look like, an anthropologist? DO THESE LOOK LIKE ANTHROPOLOGIST ABS TO YOU? NUH-UNH. So you&#8217;ll maybe have to do some hunting around to find the dawn of the Cheese Age. But once you do, and you prevent it from ever being developed, and you return to your own time, just think how easy it&#8217;s going to be to avoid temptation! Imagine! No, I mean right now, imagine. Close your eyes and picture it. Are they closed? I can&#8217;t tell, the way they&#8217;re kind of squinty all the time from your face-fat anyway. Think of it! There&#8217;ll be no more macaroni and cheese&#8212;just macaroni! Which is actually pretty good for you. And you won&#8217;t even know what you&#8217;re missing. No one will. It never existed. What&#8217;s that? Far-fetched, you say? Implausible, you say? Riddled with paradoxes, you say? OK, fine, be that way. You can trim down and tone up the old-fashioned way, with diet and exercise. It works, no doubt about it. It&#8217;s proven. But I&#8217;m warning you: That way involves pull-ups. Warranty: 1 Year Perfect Push Up Features: Adjustable swing arms provides 3 exercise positions for Standing Rows, Australian Pullups, and Rotational Pullups Rotating handles move with the natural rotation of your arms to engage more muscles in the arms, shoulders and back, while minimizing joint strain Fits door frames 27&#8221; to 36&#8221; wide (door is still usable when installed) US Navy SEAL inspired workouts (PDFs Getting Started and Pullup Power Part 1) Quick release swing arms provide 3 exercise positions Swing Arm and bar detach in seconds to clear doorway Unique rotating handles move with your arms 360 degrees Simple, easy to follow installation Also works as a traditional pullup bar Max user weight: 300lbs Additional Photos: Perfect Pullup Rotating handle In the box: 1 Adjustable Pullup Bar 2 Swing Arms 2 Unique Rotating Handles 21 Day Work Out Chart &amp;#160; Discuss this product Price: $14.99 I want one!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Pull yourself up by your bootstraps Although that&#8217;s not really how pull-ups are supposed to be performed Hey all you fat, pathetic sacks of apathy and sloth! Do you have the energy and vitality that you wish you had? Are you happy with your physiques? Well, of course you aren&#8217;t! I mean, look at you. You&#8217;re disgusting. How in the world do you get your socks on? No, it doesn&#8217;t matter. I was just wondering out loud. The point is: My name&#8217;s Amy and I&#8217;m here to help you unlock the secret to a new, fit, fabulous body! Now, I know what you&#8217;re probably thinking inside that massive, neckless head of yours: You&#8217;re thinking that I&#8217;m going to give you a complicated set of rules for what you can eat, and the difficult exercises you&#8217;ll have to do, and you&#8217;ll be so overwhelmed that you&#8217;ll have no hope of ever following through with my program, and you&#8217;ll fail, and you&#8217;ll collapse in a blubbering, blubbery heap on your poor, overburdened sofa with a bucket of Ben &amp;amp; Jerry&#8217;s, and curse the day you ever met me. WRONG! My patent-pending weight-loss technique is simple. It&#8217;s just two easy steps. First: You travel backward in time. The beauty of this part is that you don&#8217;t have to do it right away&#8212;you can get to it whenever it&#8217;s convenient for you. Next: You prevent the discovery (or invention, however you want to put it) of cheese. That second part&#8217;s going to be a little harder, I admit. But at least you&#8217;ll have the advantage of being received as a god by the ancients, probably. What are the chances a bunch of Sumerian goatherds ever even imagined a man could achieve your girth? Or the ancient Picts, or the early Harappans, or whoever it was that came up with cheese? I don&#8217;t know where cheese originated. What do I look like, an anthropologist? DO THESE LOOK LIKE ANTHROPOLOGIST ABS TO YOU? NUH-UNH. So you&#8217;ll maybe have to do some hunting around to find the dawn of the Cheese Age. But once you do, and you prevent it from ever being developed, and you return to your own time, just think how easy it&#8217;s going to be to avoid temptation! Imagine! No, I mean right now, imagine. Close your eyes and picture it. Are they closed? I can&#8217;t tell, the way they&#8217;re kind of squinty all the time from your face-fat anyway. Think of it! There&#8217;ll be no more macaroni and cheese&#8212;just macaroni! Which is actually pretty good for you. And you won&#8217;t even know what you&#8217;re missing. No one will. It never existed. What&#8217;s that? Far-fetched, you say? Implausible, you say? Riddled with paradoxes, you say? OK, fine, be that way. You can trim down and tone up the old-fashioned way, with diet and exercise. It works, no doubt about it. It&#8217;s proven. But I&#8217;m warning you: That way involves pull-ups. Warranty: 1 Year Perfect Push Up Features: Adjustable swing arms provides 3 exercise positions for Standing Rows, Australian Pullups, and Rotational Pullups Rotating handles move with the natural rotation of your arms to engage more muscles in the arms, shoulders and back, while minimizing joint strain Fits door frames 27&#8221; to 36&#8221; wide (door is still usable when installed) US Navy SEAL inspired workouts (PDFs Getting Started and Pullup Power Part 1) Quick release swing arms provide 3 exercise positions Swing Arm and bar detach in seconds to clear doorway Unique rotating handles move with your arms 360 degrees Simple, easy to follow installation Also works as a traditional pullup bar Max user weight: 300lbs Additional Photos: Perfect Pullup Rotating handle In the box: 1 Adjustable Pullup Bar 2 Swing Arms 2 Unique Rotating Handles 21 Day Work Out Chart &amp;#160; Discuss this product Price: $14.99 I want one!</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Fire Wire Stainless Steel Flexible Grilling Skewers &#8211; 6 Pack - $17.99</title>
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      <description>Hello, Tech Support? Hi. For some reason I&#8217;m having problems hooking my camcorder up to my laptop. Well I noticed it had a FireWire port, so I hooked up one of my Firewire Flexible Grilling Skewers and nothing. I mean, I thought it was weird that they came in a 6 pack but maybe I should try a different one? Yeah, the computer&#8217;s on. Yeah the camcorder&#8217;s on. What? Yes, the cable&#8217;s in the proper port. Come on, I&#8217;m not stupid. I took the Firewire out, loaded it up with chicken, peppers, onions, mushrooms, and steak, and marinated it on the skewer in the bag for a couple hours. Then I hooked it up to my computer. Well the one end&#8217;s pretty pointy so I just stuck that in as far as it would go until it stuck. Whaddya mean why would I- look pal, I did that because this thing is stainless steel. I can marinate all day right on the skewer and not have to handle the meat twice or worry about the whole thing breaking like those little bamboo guys do when they sop up too much juice. No I&#8217;m not wo...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hello, Tech Support? Hi. For some reason I&#8217;m having problems hooking my camcorder up to my laptop. Well I noticed it had a FireWire port, so I hooked up one of my Firewire Flexible Grilling Skewers and nothing. I mean, I thought it was weird that they came in a 6 pack but maybe I should try a different one? Yeah, the computer&#8217;s on. Yeah the camcorder&#8217;s on. What? Yes, the cable&#8217;s in the proper port. Come on, I&#8217;m not stupid. I took the Firewire out, loaded it up with chicken, peppers, onions, mushrooms, and steak, and marinated it on the skewer in the bag for a couple hours. Then I hooked it up to my computer. Well the one end&#8217;s pretty pointy so I just stuck that in as far as it would go until it stuck. Whaddya mean why would I- look pal, I did that because this thing is stainless steel. I can marinate all day right on the skewer and not have to handle the meat twice or worry about the whole thing breaking like those little bamboo guys do when they sop up too much juice. No I&#8217;m not worried about any damage; any part of the wire that&#8217;s not directly over a fire stays cool to the touch so you can turn it without tongs. No I&#8217;m not worried about cleaning it up, it&#8217;ll hop right in the dishwasher. The computer? Why would I clean- Oh god. Oh no I&#8217;ve made a terrible mistake. Excuse me, I have to go peel the molten plastic and a/v cable off my grill. &#8212;click&#8212; Warranty: Limited Lifetime Inno-Labs Features: Flexible, rust-free, 100% stainless steel cable allows you to effectively use the space on your grill like never before Holds more than twice as much food as a regular skewer Skewer tips stay cool to the touch Easily marinate your favorite meals by pre-loading ingredients on these flexible skewers Dishwasher safe No utensils necessary for operation Length: 30&#8221; Weight: 0.4 lbs Additional Photos: Firewire Flexible Grilling Skewers Skewer Tip Skewering Food Marinating Meals Ready to Grill Outdoor Grilling Hot Off the Grill In the box: (6) Firewire Flexible Grilling Skewers Discuss this product Price: $17.99 I want one!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hello, Tech Support? Hi. For some reason I&#8217;m having problems hooking my camcorder up to my laptop. Well I noticed it had a FireWire port, so I hooked up one of my Firewire Flexible Grilling Skewers and nothing. I mean, I thought it was weird that they came in a 6 pack but maybe I should try a different one? Yeah, the computer&#8217;s on. Yeah the camcorder&#8217;s on. What? Yes, the cable&#8217;s in the proper port. Come on, I&#8217;m not stupid. I took the Firewire out, loaded it up with chicken, peppers, onions, mushrooms, and steak, and marinated it on the skewer in the bag for a couple hours. Then I hooked it up to my computer. Well the one end&#8217;s pretty pointy so I just stuck that in as far as it would go until it stuck. Whaddya mean why would I- look pal, I did that because this thing is stainless steel. I can marinate all day right on the skewer and not have to handle the meat twice or worry about the whole thing breaking like those little bamboo guys do when they sop up too much juice. No I&#8217;m not worried about any damage; any part of the wire that&#8217;s not directly over a fire stays cool to the touch so you can turn it without tongs. No I&#8217;m not worried about cleaning it up, it&#8217;ll hop right in the dishwasher. The computer? Why would I clean- Oh god. Oh no I&#8217;ve made a terrible mistake. Excuse me, I have to go peel the molten plastic and a/v cable off my grill. &#8212;click&#8212; Warranty: Limited Lifetime Inno-Labs Features: Flexible, rust-free, 100% stainless steel cable allows you to effectively use the space on your grill like never before Holds more than twice as much food as a regular skewer Skewer tips stay cool to the touch Easily marinate your favorite meals by pre-loading ingredients on these flexible skewers Dishwasher safe No utensils necessary for operation Length: 30&#8221; Weight: 0.4 lbs Additional Photos: Firewire Flexible Grilling Skewers Skewer Tip Skewering Food Marinating Meals Ready to Grill Outdoor Grilling Hot Off the Grill In the box: (6) Firewire Flexible Grilling Skewers Discuss this product Price: $17.99 I want one!</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Fire Wire Stainless Steel Flexible Grilling Skewers &#8211; 6 Pack - $17.99</title>
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      <description>Hello, Tech Support? Hi. For some reason I&#8217;m having problems hooking my camcorder up to my laptop. Well I noticed it had a FireWire port, so I hooked up one of my Firewire Flexible Grilling Skewers and nothing. I mean, I thought it was weird that they came in a 6 pack but maybe I should try a different one? Yeah, the computer&#8217;s on. Yeah the camcorder&#8217;s on. What? Yes, the cable&#8217;s in the proper port. Come on, I&#8217;m not stupid. I took the Firewire out, loaded it up with chicken, peppers, onions, mushrooms, and steak, and marinated it on the skewer in the bag for a couple hours. Then I hooked it up to my computer. Well the one end&#8217;s pretty pointy so I just stuck that in as far as it would go until it stuck. Whaddya mean why would I- look pal, I did that because this thing is stainless steel. I can marinate all day right on the skewer and not have to handle the meat twice or worry about the whole thing breaking like those little bamboo guys do when they sop up too much juice. No I&#8217;m not wo...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hello, Tech Support? Hi. For some reason I&#8217;m having problems hooking my camcorder up to my laptop. Well I noticed it had a FireWire port, so I hooked up one of my Firewire Flexible Grilling Skewers and nothing. I mean, I thought it was weird that they came in a 6 pack but maybe I should try a different one? Yeah, the computer&#8217;s on. Yeah the camcorder&#8217;s on. What? Yes, the cable&#8217;s in the proper port. Come on, I&#8217;m not stupid. I took the Firewire out, loaded it up with chicken, peppers, onions, mushrooms, and steak, and marinated it on the skewer in the bag for a couple hours. Then I hooked it up to my computer. Well the one end&#8217;s pretty pointy so I just stuck that in as far as it would go until it stuck. Whaddya mean why would I- look pal, I did that because this thing is stainless steel. I can marinate all day right on the skewer and not have to handle the meat twice or worry about the whole thing breaking like those little bamboo guys do when they sop up too much juice. No I&#8217;m not worried about any damage; any part of the wire that&#8217;s not directly over a fire stays cool to the touch so you can turn it without tongs. No I&#8217;m not worried about cleaning it up, it&#8217;ll hop right in the dishwasher. The computer? Why would I clean- Oh god. Oh no I&#8217;ve made a terrible mistake. Excuse me, I have to go peel the molten plastic and a/v cable off my grill. &#8212;click&#8212; Warranty: Limited Lifetime Inno-Labs Features: Flexible, rust-free, 100% stainless steel cable allows you to effectively use the space on your grill like never before Holds more than twice as much food as a regular skewer Skewer tips stay cool to the touch Easily marinate your favorite meals by pre-loading ingredients on these flexible skewers Dishwasher safe No utensils necessary for operation Length: 30&#8221; Weight: 0.4 lbs Additional Photos: Firewire Flexible Grilling Skewers Skewer Tip Skewering Food Marinating Meals Ready to Grill Outdoor Grilling Hot Off the Grill In the box: (6) Firewire Flexible Grilling Skewers Discuss this product Price: $17.99 I want one!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hello, Tech Support? Hi. For some reason I&#8217;m having problems hooking my camcorder up to my laptop. Well I noticed it had a FireWire port, so I hooked up one of my Firewire Flexible Grilling Skewers and nothing. I mean, I thought it was weird that they came in a 6 pack but maybe I should try a different one? Yeah, the computer&#8217;s on. Yeah the camcorder&#8217;s on. What? Yes, the cable&#8217;s in the proper port. Come on, I&#8217;m not stupid. I took the Firewire out, loaded it up with chicken, peppers, onions, mushrooms, and steak, and marinated it on the skewer in the bag for a couple hours. Then I hooked it up to my computer. Well the one end&#8217;s pretty pointy so I just stuck that in as far as it would go until it stuck. Whaddya mean why would I- look pal, I did that because this thing is stainless steel. I can marinate all day right on the skewer and not have to handle the meat twice or worry about the whole thing breaking like those little bamboo guys do when they sop up too much juice. No I&#8217;m not worried about any damage; any part of the wire that&#8217;s not directly over a fire stays cool to the touch so you can turn it without tongs. No I&#8217;m not worried about cleaning it up, it&#8217;ll hop right in the dishwasher. The computer? Why would I clean- Oh god. Oh no I&#8217;ve made a terrible mistake. Excuse me, I have to go peel the molten plastic and a/v cable off my grill. &#8212;click&#8212; Warranty: Limited Lifetime Inno-Labs Features: Flexible, rust-free, 100% stainless steel cable allows you to effectively use the space on your grill like never before Holds more than twice as much food as a regular skewer Skewer tips stay cool to the touch Easily marinate your favorite meals by pre-loading ingredients on these flexible skewers Dishwasher safe No utensils necessary for operation Length: 30&#8221; Weight: 0.4 lbs Additional Photos: Firewire Flexible Grilling Skewers Skewer Tip Skewering Food Marinating Meals Ready to Grill Outdoor Grilling Hot Off the Grill In the box: (6) Firewire Flexible Grilling Skewers Discuss this product Price: $17.99 I want one!</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Fire Wire Stainless Steel Flexible Grilling Skewers &#8211; 6 Pack</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/25434348-Fire-Wire-Stainless-Steel-Flexible-Grilling-Skewers-%E2%80%93-6-Pack</link>
      <description>Hello, Tech Support? Hi. For some reason I&#8217;m having problems hooking my camcorder up to my laptop. Well I noticed it had a FireWire port, so I hooked up one of my Firewire Flexible Grilling Skewers and nothing. I mean, I thought it was weird that they came in a 6 pack but maybe I should try a different one? Yeah, the computer&#8217;s on. Yeah the camcorder&#8217;s on. What? Yes, the cable&#8217;s in the proper port. Come on, I&#8217;m not stupid. I took the Firewire out, loaded it up with chicken, peppers, onions, mushrooms, and steak, and marinated it on the skewer in the bag for a couple hours. Then I hooked it up to my computer. Well the one end&#8217;s pretty pointy so I just stuck that in as far as it would go until it stuck. Whaddya mean why would I- look pal, I did that because this thing is stainless steel. I can marinate all day right on the skewer and not have to handle the meat twice or worry about the whole thing breaking like those little bamboo guys do when they sop up too much juice. No I&#8217;m not wo...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hello, Tech Support? Hi. For some reason I&#8217;m having problems hooking my camcorder up to my laptop. Well I noticed it had a FireWire port, so I hooked up one of my Firewire Flexible Grilling Skewers and nothing. I mean, I thought it was weird that they came in a 6 pack but maybe I should try a different one? Yeah, the computer&#8217;s on. Yeah the camcorder&#8217;s on. What? Yes, the cable&#8217;s in the proper port. Come on, I&#8217;m not stupid. I took the Firewire out, loaded it up with chicken, peppers, onions, mushrooms, and steak, and marinated it on the skewer in the bag for a couple hours. Then I hooked it up to my computer. Well the one end&#8217;s pretty pointy so I just stuck that in as far as it would go until it stuck. Whaddya mean why would I- look pal, I did that because this thing is stainless steel. I can marinate all day right on the skewer and not have to handle the meat twice or worry about the whole thing breaking like those little bamboo guys do when they sop up too much juice. No I&#8217;m not worried about any damage; any part of the wire that&#8217;s not directly over a fire stays cool to the touch so you can turn it without tongs. No I&#8217;m not worried about cleaning it up, it&#8217;ll hop right in the dishwasher. The computer? Why would I clean- Oh god. Oh no I&#8217;ve made a terrible mistake. Excuse me, I have to go peel the molten plastic and a/v cable off my grill. &#8212;click&#8212; Warranty: Limited Lifetime Inno-Labs Features: Flexible, rust-free, 100% stainless steel cable allows you to effectively use the space on your grill like never before Holds more than twice as much food as a regular skewer Skewer tips stay cool to the touch Easily marinate your favorite meals by pre-loading ingredients on these flexible skewers Dishwasher safe No utensils necessary for operation Length: 30&#8221; Weight: 0.4 lbs Additional Photos: Firewire Flexible Grilling Skewers Skewer Tip Skewering Food Marinating Meals Ready to Grill Outdoor Grilling Hot Off the Grill In the box: (6) Firewire Flexible Grilling Skewers Discuss this product</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hello, Tech Support? Hi. For some reason I&#8217;m having problems hooking my camcorder up to my laptop. Well I noticed it had a FireWire port, so I hooked up one of my Firewire Flexible Grilling Skewers and nothing. I mean, I thought it was weird that they came in a 6 pack but maybe I should try a different one? Yeah, the computer&#8217;s on. Yeah the camcorder&#8217;s on. What? Yes, the cable&#8217;s in the proper port. Come on, I&#8217;m not stupid. I took the Firewire out, loaded it up with chicken, peppers, onions, mushrooms, and steak, and marinated it on the skewer in the bag for a couple hours. Then I hooked it up to my computer. Well the one end&#8217;s pretty pointy so I just stuck that in as far as it would go until it stuck. Whaddya mean why would I- look pal, I did that because this thing is stainless steel. I can marinate all day right on the skewer and not have to handle the meat twice or worry about the whole thing breaking like those little bamboo guys do when they sop up too much juice. No I&#8217;m not worried about any damage; any part of the wire that&#8217;s not directly over a fire stays cool to the touch so you can turn it without tongs. No I&#8217;m not worried about cleaning it up, it&#8217;ll hop right in the dishwasher. The computer? Why would I clean- Oh god. Oh no I&#8217;ve made a terrible mistake. Excuse me, I have to go peel the molten plastic and a/v cable off my grill. &#8212;click&#8212; Warranty: Limited Lifetime Inno-Labs Features: Flexible, rust-free, 100% stainless steel cable allows you to effectively use the space on your grill like never before Holds more than twice as much food as a regular skewer Skewer tips stay cool to the touch Easily marinate your favorite meals by pre-loading ingredients on these flexible skewers Dishwasher safe No utensils necessary for operation Length: 30&#8221; Weight: 0.4 lbs Additional Photos: Firewire Flexible Grilling Skewers Skewer Tip Skewering Food Marinating Meals Ready to Grill Outdoor Grilling Hot Off the Grill In the box: (6) Firewire Flexible Grilling Skewers Discuss this product</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Brinkmann 3 Watt Luxeon LED Aluminum Flashlight</title>
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      <description>Brinkmann, Brinkmann (Or, The Lux) &#8220;The rules are simple. You push this button and receive 120 lumens of portable lighting, wherever and whenever you need it. And someone you&#8217;ve never met will die.&#8221; &#8220;You know what? You can just go ahead and take that box with you. I don&#8217;t need it. I won&#8217;t be pushing the button.&#8221; &#8220;So you say. Perhaps you even believe it. But the temptation will corrode your thin veneer of civlized morality. Your craving for convenient light will overwhelm your social conditioning and uncover your true, brutal, selfish nature. You will stand revealed as the killer you are &#8211; the killer we all are.&#8221; &#8220;Well, uh, maybe, if I didn&#8217;t already own a Brinkmann 3-Watt Luxeon LED Aluminum Flashlight.&#8221; &#8220;Luxe-what, now?&#8221; &#8220;Luxeon. That&#8217;s the technology behind the super-bright LED in my Brinkmann flashlight. The world&#8217;s brightest LED&#8217;s, they say. Whenever I&#8217;m &#8216;tempted&#8217; to see in the dark, all I have to do is hit a button right there on the rugged anodized aluminum body. Zap! Bright l...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Brinkmann, Brinkmann (Or, The Lux) &#8220;The rules are simple. You push this button and receive 120 lumens of portable lighting, wherever and whenever you need it. And someone you&#8217;ve never met will die.&#8221; &#8220;You know what? You can just go ahead and take that box with you. I don&#8217;t need it. I won&#8217;t be pushing the button.&#8221; &#8220;So you say. Perhaps you even believe it. But the temptation will corrode your thin veneer of civlized morality. Your craving for convenient light will overwhelm your social conditioning and uncover your true, brutal, selfish nature. You will stand revealed as the killer you are &#8211; the killer we all are.&#8221; &#8220;Well, uh, maybe, if I didn&#8217;t already own a Brinkmann 3-Watt Luxeon LED Aluminum Flashlight.&#8221; &#8220;Luxe-what, now?&#8221; &#8220;Luxeon. That&#8217;s the technology behind the super-bright LED in my Brinkmann flashlight. The world&#8217;s brightest LED&#8217;s, they say. Whenever I&#8217;m &#8216;tempted&#8217; to see in the dark, all I have to do is hit a button right there on the rugged anodized aluminum body. Zap! Bright light, for up to 30 hours on two D batteries (not included).&#8221; &#8220;So who dies when you turn it on?&#8221; &#8220;Nobody dies. It&#8217;s just a flashlight, not a catalyst for the murderous impulses lurking in the hearts of supposedly civilized men. Or whatever lesson you were trying to teach.&#8221; &#8220;But, but, you&#8217;re supposed to push the button and kill somebody and then-&#8221; &#8220;Nah, not today. Now get out of here before I call the police. Take your little box somewhere else.&#8221; &#8220;Oh, I will, I assure you. I&#8217;ll give it to someone&#8230; you&#8217;ve never met.&#8221; &#8220;That&#8217;s cool. Whatever.&#8221; Warranty: Lifetime Brinkmann Features: 3 watt Luxeon LED produces 120 Lumens 30 times brighter than a standard 5mm LED flashlight Machined aircraft-grade anodized aluminum Shock and water resistant Push-button switch with silent signal capacity O-ring sealed against dirt and moisture Water resistant and shock resistant Operates on 2 D cell batteries (not included) Runtime: 30 Hours Dimensions: 10" Tall, 2" Diameter Additional Photos: Battery Compartment Luxeon LED Front View Front Disassembled In the box: Brinkmann 809-2082-0 3 Watt LED Aluminum Flashlight Discuss this product</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Brinkmann, Brinkmann (Or, The Lux) &#8220;The rules are simple. You push this button and receive 120 lumens of portable lighting, wherever and whenever you need it. And someone you&#8217;ve never met will die.&#8221; &#8220;You know what? You can just go ahead and take that box with you. I don&#8217;t need it. I won&#8217;t be pushing the button.&#8221; &#8220;So you say. Perhaps you even believe it. But the temptation will corrode your thin veneer of civlized morality. Your craving for convenient light will overwhelm your social conditioning and uncover your true, brutal, selfish nature. You will stand revealed as the killer you are &#8211; the killer we all are.&#8221; &#8220;Well, uh, maybe, if I didn&#8217;t already own a Brinkmann 3-Watt Luxeon LED Aluminum Flashlight.&#8221; &#8220;Luxe-what, now?&#8221; &#8220;Luxeon. That&#8217;s the technology behind the super-bright LED in my Brinkmann flashlight. The world&#8217;s brightest LED&#8217;s, they say. Whenever I&#8217;m &#8216;tempted&#8217; to see in the dark, all I have to do is hit a button right there on the rugged anodized aluminum body. Zap! Bright light, for up to 30 hours on two D batteries (not included).&#8221; &#8220;So who dies when you turn it on?&#8221; &#8220;Nobody dies. It&#8217;s just a flashlight, not a catalyst for the murderous impulses lurking in the hearts of supposedly civilized men. Or whatever lesson you were trying to teach.&#8221; &#8220;But, but, you&#8217;re supposed to push the button and kill somebody and then-&#8221; &#8220;Nah, not today. Now get out of here before I call the police. Take your little box somewhere else.&#8221; &#8220;Oh, I will, I assure you. I&#8217;ll give it to someone&#8230; you&#8217;ve never met.&#8221; &#8220;That&#8217;s cool. Whatever.&#8221; Warranty: Lifetime Brinkmann Features: 3 watt Luxeon LED produces 120 Lumens 30 times brighter than a standard 5mm LED flashlight Machined aircraft-grade anodized aluminum Shock and water resistant Push-button switch with silent signal capacity O-ring sealed against dirt and moisture Water resistant and shock resistant Operates on 2 D cell batteries (not included) Runtime: 30 Hours Dimensions: 10" Tall, 2" Diameter Additional Photos: Battery Compartment Luxeon LED Front View Front Disassembled In the box: Brinkmann 809-2082-0 3 Watt LED Aluminum Flashlight Discuss this product</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Brinkmann 3 Watt Luxeon LED Aluminum Flashlight - $9.99</title>
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      <description>Brinkmann, Brinkmann (Or, The Lux) &#8220;The rules are simple. You push this button and receive 120 lumens of portable lighting, wherever and whenever you need it. And someone you&#8217;ve never met will die.&#8221; &#8220;You know what? You can just go ahead and take that box with you. I don&#8217;t need it. I won&#8217;t be pushing the button.&#8221; &#8220;So you say. Perhaps you even believe it. But the temptation will corrode your thin veneer of civlized morality. Your craving for convenient light will overwhelm your social conditioning and uncover your true, brutal, selfish nature. You will stand revealed as the killer you are &#8211; the killer we all are.&#8221; &#8220;Well, uh, maybe, if I didn&#8217;t already own a Brinkmann 3-Watt Luxeon LED Aluminum Flashlight.&#8221; &#8220;Luxe-what, now?&#8221; &#8220;Luxeon. That&#8217;s the technology behind the super-bright LED in my Brinkmann flashlight. The world&#8217;s brightest LED&#8217;s, they say. Whenever I&#8217;m &#8216;tempted&#8217; to see in the dark, all I have to do is hit a button right there on the rugged anodized aluminum body. Zap! Bright l...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Brinkmann, Brinkmann (Or, The Lux) &#8220;The rules are simple. You push this button and receive 120 lumens of portable lighting, wherever and whenever you need it. And someone you&#8217;ve never met will die.&#8221; &#8220;You know what? You can just go ahead and take that box with you. I don&#8217;t need it. I won&#8217;t be pushing the button.&#8221; &#8220;So you say. Perhaps you even believe it. But the temptation will corrode your thin veneer of civlized morality. Your craving for convenient light will overwhelm your social conditioning and uncover your true, brutal, selfish nature. You will stand revealed as the killer you are &#8211; the killer we all are.&#8221; &#8220;Well, uh, maybe, if I didn&#8217;t already own a Brinkmann 3-Watt Luxeon LED Aluminum Flashlight.&#8221; &#8220;Luxe-what, now?&#8221; &#8220;Luxeon. That&#8217;s the technology behind the super-bright LED in my Brinkmann flashlight. The world&#8217;s brightest LED&#8217;s, they say. Whenever I&#8217;m &#8216;tempted&#8217; to see in the dark, all I have to do is hit a button right there on the rugged anodized aluminum body. Zap! Bright light, for up to 30 hours on two D batteries (not included).&#8221; &#8220;So who dies when you turn it on?&#8221; &#8220;Nobody dies. It&#8217;s just a flashlight, not a catalyst for the murderous impulses lurking in the hearts of supposedly civilized men. Or whatever lesson you were trying to teach.&#8221; &#8220;But, but, you&#8217;re supposed to push the button and kill somebody and then-&#8221; &#8220;Nah, not today. Now get out of here before I call the police. Take your little box somewhere else.&#8221; &#8220;Oh, I will, I assure you. I&#8217;ll give it to someone&#8230; you&#8217;ve never met.&#8221; &#8220;That&#8217;s cool. Whatever.&#8221; Warranty: Lifetime Brinkmann Features: 3 watt Luxeon LED produces 120 Lumens 30 times brighter than a standard 5mm LED flashlight Machined aircraft-grade anodized aluminum Shock and water resistant Push-button switch with silent signal capacity O-ring sealed against dirt and moisture Water resistant and shock resistant Operates on 2 D cell batteries (not included) Runtime: 30 Hours Dimensions: 10" Tall, 2" Diameter Additional Photos: Battery Compartment Luxeon LED Front View Front Disassembled In the box: Brinkmann 809-2082-0 3 Watt LED Aluminum Flashlight Discuss this product Price: $9.99 I want one!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Brinkmann, Brinkmann (Or, The Lux) &#8220;The rules are simple. You push this button and receive 120 lumens of portable lighting, wherever and whenever you need it. And someone you&#8217;ve never met will die.&#8221; &#8220;You know what? You can just go ahead and take that box with you. I don&#8217;t need it. I won&#8217;t be pushing the button.&#8221; &#8220;So you say. Perhaps you even believe it. But the temptation will corrode your thin veneer of civlized morality. Your craving for convenient light will overwhelm your social conditioning and uncover your true, brutal, selfish nature. You will stand revealed as the killer you are &#8211; the killer we all are.&#8221; &#8220;Well, uh, maybe, if I didn&#8217;t already own a Brinkmann 3-Watt Luxeon LED Aluminum Flashlight.&#8221; &#8220;Luxe-what, now?&#8221; &#8220;Luxeon. That&#8217;s the technology behind the super-bright LED in my Brinkmann flashlight. The world&#8217;s brightest LED&#8217;s, they say. Whenever I&#8217;m &#8216;tempted&#8217; to see in the dark, all I have to do is hit a button right there on the rugged anodized aluminum body. Zap! Bright light, for up to 30 hours on two D batteries (not included).&#8221; &#8220;So who dies when you turn it on?&#8221; &#8220;Nobody dies. It&#8217;s just a flashlight, not a catalyst for the murderous impulses lurking in the hearts of supposedly civilized men. Or whatever lesson you were trying to teach.&#8221; &#8220;But, but, you&#8217;re supposed to push the button and kill somebody and then-&#8221; &#8220;Nah, not today. Now get out of here before I call the police. Take your little box somewhere else.&#8221; &#8220;Oh, I will, I assure you. I&#8217;ll give it to someone&#8230; you&#8217;ve never met.&#8221; &#8220;That&#8217;s cool. Whatever.&#8221; Warranty: Lifetime Brinkmann Features: 3 watt Luxeon LED produces 120 Lumens 30 times brighter than a standard 5mm LED flashlight Machined aircraft-grade anodized aluminum Shock and water resistant Push-button switch with silent signal capacity O-ring sealed against dirt and moisture Water resistant and shock resistant Operates on 2 D cell batteries (not included) Runtime: 30 Hours Dimensions: 10" Tall, 2" Diameter Additional Photos: Battery Compartment Luxeon LED Front View Front Disassembled In the box: Brinkmann 809-2082-0 3 Watt LED Aluminum Flashlight Discuss this product Price: $9.99 I want one!</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Brinkmann 3 Watt Luxeon LED Aluminum Flashlight</title>
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      <description>Brinkmann, Brinkmann (Or, The Lux) &#8220;The rules are simple. You push this button and receive 120 lumens of portable lighting, wherever and whenever you need it. And someone you&#8217;ve never met will die.&#8221; &#8220;You know what? You can just go ahead and take that box with you. I don&#8217;t need it. I won&#8217;t be pushing the button.&#8221; &#8220;So you say. Perhaps you even believe it. But the temptation will corrode your thin veneer of civlized morality. Your craving for convenient light will overwhelm your social conditioning and uncover your true, brutal, selfish nature. You will stand revealed as the killer you are &#8211; the killer we all are.&#8221; &#8220;Well, uh, maybe, if I didn&#8217;t already own a Brinkmann 3-Watt Luxeon LED Aluminum Flashlight.&#8221; &#8220;Luxe-what, now?&#8221; &#8220;Luxeon. That&#8217;s the technology behind the super-bright LED in my Brinkmann flashlight. The world&#8217;s brightest LED&#8217;s, they say. Whenever I&#8217;m &#8216;tempted&#8217; to see in the dark, all I have to do is hit a button right there on the rugged anodized aluminum body. Zap! Bright l...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Brinkmann, Brinkmann (Or, The Lux) &#8220;The rules are simple. You push this button and receive 120 lumens of portable lighting, wherever and whenever you need it. And someone you&#8217;ve never met will die.&#8221; &#8220;You know what? You can just go ahead and take that box with you. I don&#8217;t need it. I won&#8217;t be pushing the button.&#8221; &#8220;So you say. Perhaps you even believe it. But the temptation will corrode your thin veneer of civlized morality. Your craving for convenient light will overwhelm your social conditioning and uncover your true, brutal, selfish nature. You will stand revealed as the killer you are &#8211; the killer we all are.&#8221; &#8220;Well, uh, maybe, if I didn&#8217;t already own a Brinkmann 3-Watt Luxeon LED Aluminum Flashlight.&#8221; &#8220;Luxe-what, now?&#8221; &#8220;Luxeon. That&#8217;s the technology behind the super-bright LED in my Brinkmann flashlight. The world&#8217;s brightest LED&#8217;s, they say. Whenever I&#8217;m &#8216;tempted&#8217; to see in the dark, all I have to do is hit a button right there on the rugged anodized aluminum body. Zap! Bright light, for up to 30 hours on two D batteries (not included).&#8221; &#8220;So who dies when you turn it on?&#8221; &#8220;Nobody dies. It&#8217;s just a flashlight, not a catalyst for the murderous impulses lurking in the hearts of supposedly civilized men. Or whatever lesson you were trying to teach.&#8221; &#8220;But, but, you&#8217;re supposed to push the button and kill somebody and then-&#8221; &#8220;Nah, not today. Now get out of here before I call the police. Take your little box somewhere else.&#8221; &#8220;Oh, I will, I assure you. I&#8217;ll give it to someone&#8230; you&#8217;ve never met.&#8221; &#8220;That&#8217;s cool. Whatever.&#8221; Warranty: Lifetime Brinkmann Features: 3 watt Luxeon LED produces 120 Lumens 30 times brighter than a standard 5mm LED flashlight Machined aircraft-grade anodized aluminum Shock and water resistant Push-button switch with silent signal capacity O-ring sealed against dirt and moisture Water resistant and shock resistant Operates on 2 D cell batteries (not included) Runtime: 30 Hours Dimensions: 10" Tall, 2" Diameter Additional Photos: Battery Compartment Luxeon LED Front View Front Disassembled In the box: Brinkmann 809-2082-0 3 Watt LED Aluminum Flashlight Discuss this product</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Brinkmann, Brinkmann (Or, The Lux) &#8220;The rules are simple. You push this button and receive 120 lumens of portable lighting, wherever and whenever you need it. And someone you&#8217;ve never met will die.&#8221; &#8220;You know what? You can just go ahead and take that box with you. I don&#8217;t need it. I won&#8217;t be pushing the button.&#8221; &#8220;So you say. Perhaps you even believe it. But the temptation will corrode your thin veneer of civlized morality. Your craving for convenient light will overwhelm your social conditioning and uncover your true, brutal, selfish nature. You will stand revealed as the killer you are &#8211; the killer we all are.&#8221; &#8220;Well, uh, maybe, if I didn&#8217;t already own a Brinkmann 3-Watt Luxeon LED Aluminum Flashlight.&#8221; &#8220;Luxe-what, now?&#8221; &#8220;Luxeon. That&#8217;s the technology behind the super-bright LED in my Brinkmann flashlight. The world&#8217;s brightest LED&#8217;s, they say. Whenever I&#8217;m &#8216;tempted&#8217; to see in the dark, all I have to do is hit a button right there on the rugged anodized aluminum body. Zap! Bright light, for up to 30 hours on two D batteries (not included).&#8221; &#8220;So who dies when you turn it on?&#8221; &#8220;Nobody dies. It&#8217;s just a flashlight, not a catalyst for the murderous impulses lurking in the hearts of supposedly civilized men. Or whatever lesson you were trying to teach.&#8221; &#8220;But, but, you&#8217;re supposed to push the button and kill somebody and then-&#8221; &#8220;Nah, not today. Now get out of here before I call the police. Take your little box somewhere else.&#8221; &#8220;Oh, I will, I assure you. I&#8217;ll give it to someone&#8230; you&#8217;ve never met.&#8221; &#8220;That&#8217;s cool. Whatever.&#8221; Warranty: Lifetime Brinkmann Features: 3 watt Luxeon LED produces 120 Lumens 30 times brighter than a standard 5mm LED flashlight Machined aircraft-grade anodized aluminum Shock and water resistant Push-button switch with silent signal capacity O-ring sealed against dirt and moisture Water resistant and shock resistant Operates on 2 D cell batteries (not included) Runtime: 30 Hours Dimensions: 10" Tall, 2" Diameter Additional Photos: Battery Compartment Luxeon LED Front View Front Disassembled In the box: Brinkmann 809-2082-0 3 Watt LED Aluminum Flashlight Discuss this product</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Razer Salmosa Gaming Mouse</title>
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      <description>Forgive Us Our Trespasses Okay, let&#8217;s get situated. Take five. Everbody in their places? Annnnd&#8230; action! &#8220;Ay! It&#8217;s-a me! The freaking&#8217; Pope-a! It&#8217;s-a niiiice, being-a the Pope-a all-a that time-a. You know-a what I got-a here? I got-a the mouse-a. See? It-a all cute-a and-a cuddly, it&#8217;s-a a Salmosa, and-a it-&#8221; &#8220;Cut! Marty, really. Didn&#8217;t we get rid of this guy last time? Didn&#8217;t we talk about this? I don&#8217;t care that he&#8217;s a method actor deep in his role, I hate this guy. I hate him, Marty. So why&#8217;s he back?&#8221; clickIt was a union thing, Jack. Focus on the Salmosa&#8217;s optical sensor. You know this thing is the fastest optical sensor in the world, so play that up. Maybe just try to work around him or something. &#8220;Ay! I-a no like-a the &#8216;around&#8217;. The Pope-a ain&#8217;t-a no &#8216;around&#8217;. The Pope-a, he-a the &#8216;center&#8217;. He have-a the Pope-a-mobile and-a the Pope-a-cave and-a the Pope-a-sicle. It-a come in-a cherry and-a orange-a too.&#8221; &#8220;You hearing this, Marty? Work around him? Marty, my whole concept for ...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Forgive Us Our Trespasses Okay, let&#8217;s get situated. Take five. Everbody in their places? Annnnd&#8230; action! &#8220;Ay! It&#8217;s-a me! The freaking&#8217; Pope-a! It&#8217;s-a niiiice, being-a the Pope-a all-a that time-a. You know-a what I got-a here? I got-a the mouse-a. See? It-a all cute-a and-a cuddly, it&#8217;s-a a Salmosa, and-a it-&#8221; &#8220;Cut! Marty, really. Didn&#8217;t we get rid of this guy last time? Didn&#8217;t we talk about this? I don&#8217;t care that he&#8217;s a method actor deep in his role, I hate this guy. I hate him, Marty. So why&#8217;s he back?&#8221; clickIt was a union thing, Jack. Focus on the Salmosa&#8217;s optical sensor. You know this thing is the fastest optical sensor in the world, so play that up. Maybe just try to work around him or something. &#8220;Ay! I-a no like-a the &#8216;around&#8217;. The Pope-a ain&#8217;t-a no &#8216;around&#8217;. The Pope-a, he-a the &#8216;center&#8217;. He have-a the Pope-a-mobile and-a the Pope-a-cave and-a the Pope-a-sicle. It-a come in-a cherry and-a orange-a too.&#8221; &#8220;You hearing this, Marty? Work around him? Marty, my whole concept for this was a Razer Salmosa 3G Optical Gaming Mouse fighting in World War II. It was going to be a heroic story of man against Nazi. A story of the struggle to overcome-&#8221; clickThe Razer Salmosa 3G Optical Gaming Mouse isn&#8217;t just about games, Jack. It also works as a professional mouse as well. &#8220;At&#8217;s-a right, and it&#8217;s-a Pope-a approved-a too.&#8221; &#8220;Get out of my face, pal.&#8221; &#8220;Oh! You-a no threaten the Pope-a again! The Pope-a strike-a you to Hell-a!&#8221; &#8220;Any time you&#8217;re ready, buddy-boy.&#8221; clickJack, now, come on, stay focused. Talk about the two buttons and the switch on the bottom that lets gamers change the dpi and polling rate without needing to install new drivers. &#8220;You-a gonna get-a messed-a up, boy-a&#8221; &#8220;Yeah, you talk a lot, Pope, but I don&#8217;t see you swingin&#8217;.&#8221; clickJack, Jack, what are you doing, Jack, c&#8217;mon, don&#8217;t be stupid. &#8220;You-a gonna learn-a a new dogma of-a pain.&#8221; &#8220;Yeah? Well, I&#8217;m like the Razer Salmosa 3G Optical Gaming Mouse. I&#8217;ve got an Always-On mode.&#8221; &#8220;OW! YOU-A BROKE-A THE POPE-A&#8217;S NOSE! THE POPE-A&#8217;S NOSE! SHE-A BROKEN INTO-A ITTY BITTY-A BITS-A!&#8221; clickSmooth move, Jack. &#8220;Marty, it wasn&#8217;t my fault. This guy just&#8230; I mean, that Pope thing! It&#8217;s just so offensive! I couldn&#8217;t help myself!&#8221; &#8220;OW! THE POPE-A NO FORGIVE-A YOU! YOU-A GO-A STRAIGHT-A TO THE HOT-A PLACE! AND I DON&#8217;T-A MEAN HAWAII! OW! THE POPE-A GONNA SUE! SUE! OW!&#8221; clickGreat, Jack. That&#8217;s gonna come out of the budget too. You better hope we sell a lot of these Razer Salmosa 3G Optical Gaming Mice today. &#8220;Great. You know, this probably never would have happened if we&#8217;d gone with that guy pretending to be Greek Orthodox.&#8221; clickDon&#8217;t make it worse on yourself, Jack. Warranty: 1 Year Razer Features: 1800dpi 3G Infrared Sensor, enables movement speeds of up to 2.25 times faster than other regular gaming mice Ultra-Light Form Factor, delivering optimum freedom of movement for finger-tip grip gamers Hardware Toggles for DPI and Polling Rate, additional toggle switches on the bottom of the mouse that enable gamers to make 800/1800dpi and 125/500/1000Hz polling rate adjustments &#8211; without the need for any software drivers Specifications: 1800dpi Razer Precision&#8482; 3G infrared sensor 1000Hz Ultrapolling / 1ms response time Mechanical dpi/polling rate switches On-The-Fly Sensitivity&#8482; adjustment Always-On&#8482; mode Ultra-large non-slip buttons 16-bit ultra-wide data path 60-120 inches per second Three independently programmable Hyperesponse&#8482; buttons Ambidextrous design Scroll wheel with 24 individual click positions Zero-acoustic Ultraslick&#8482; Teflon feet Seven-foot, lightweight, non-tangle cord Approximate size: 115mm (length) x 63mm (width) x 37mm (height) Additional Photos: Razer Salmosa Bottom of Razer Salmosa In the box: Razer RZ01-00240100 Salmosa USB Mouse Discuss this product</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Forgive Us Our Trespasses Okay, let&#8217;s get situated. Take five. Everbody in their places? Annnnd&#8230; action! &#8220;Ay! It&#8217;s-a me! The freaking&#8217; Pope-a! It&#8217;s-a niiiice, being-a the Pope-a all-a that time-a. You know-a what I got-a here? I got-a the mouse-a. See? It-a all cute-a and-a cuddly, it&#8217;s-a a Salmosa, and-a it-&#8221; &#8220;Cut! Marty, really. Didn&#8217;t we get rid of this guy last time? Didn&#8217;t we talk about this? I don&#8217;t care that he&#8217;s a method actor deep in his role, I hate this guy. I hate him, Marty. So why&#8217;s he back?&#8221; clickIt was a union thing, Jack. Focus on the Salmosa&#8217;s optical sensor. You know this thing is the fastest optical sensor in the world, so play that up. Maybe just try to work around him or something. &#8220;Ay! I-a no like-a the &#8216;around&#8217;. The Pope-a ain&#8217;t-a no &#8216;around&#8217;. The Pope-a, he-a the &#8216;center&#8217;. He have-a the Pope-a-mobile and-a the Pope-a-cave and-a the Pope-a-sicle. It-a come in-a cherry and-a orange-a too.&#8221; &#8220;You hearing this, Marty? Work around him? Marty, my whole concept for this was a Razer Salmosa 3G Optical Gaming Mouse fighting in World War II. It was going to be a heroic story of man against Nazi. A story of the struggle to overcome-&#8221; clickThe Razer Salmosa 3G Optical Gaming Mouse isn&#8217;t just about games, Jack. It also works as a professional mouse as well. &#8220;At&#8217;s-a right, and it&#8217;s-a Pope-a approved-a too.&#8221; &#8220;Get out of my face, pal.&#8221; &#8220;Oh! You-a no threaten the Pope-a again! The Pope-a strike-a you to Hell-a!&#8221; &#8220;Any time you&#8217;re ready, buddy-boy.&#8221; clickJack, now, come on, stay focused. Talk about the two buttons and the switch on the bottom that lets gamers change the dpi and polling rate without needing to install new drivers. &#8220;You-a gonna get-a messed-a up, boy-a&#8221; &#8220;Yeah, you talk a lot, Pope, but I don&#8217;t see you swingin&#8217;.&#8221; clickJack, Jack, what are you doing, Jack, c&#8217;mon, don&#8217;t be stupid. &#8220;You-a gonna learn-a a new dogma of-a pain.&#8221; &#8220;Yeah? Well, I&#8217;m like the Razer Salmosa 3G Optical Gaming Mouse. I&#8217;ve got an Always-On mode.&#8221; &#8220;OW! YOU-A BROKE-A THE POPE-A&#8217;S NOSE! THE POPE-A&#8217;S NOSE! SHE-A BROKEN INTO-A ITTY BITTY-A BITS-A!&#8221; clickSmooth move, Jack. &#8220;Marty, it wasn&#8217;t my fault. This guy just&#8230; I mean, that Pope thing! It&#8217;s just so offensive! I couldn&#8217;t help myself!&#8221; &#8220;OW! THE POPE-A NO FORGIVE-A YOU! YOU-A GO-A STRAIGHT-A TO THE HOT-A PLACE! AND I DON&#8217;T-A MEAN HAWAII! OW! THE POPE-A GONNA SUE! SUE! OW!&#8221; clickGreat, Jack. That&#8217;s gonna come out of the budget too. You better hope we sell a lot of these Razer Salmosa 3G Optical Gaming Mice today. &#8220;Great. You know, this probably never would have happened if we&#8217;d gone with that guy pretending to be Greek Orthodox.&#8221; clickDon&#8217;t make it worse on yourself, Jack. Warranty: 1 Year Razer Features: 1800dpi 3G Infrared Sensor, enables movement speeds of up to 2.25 times faster than other regular gaming mice Ultra-Light Form Factor, delivering optimum freedom of movement for finger-tip grip gamers Hardware Toggles for DPI and Polling Rate, additional toggle switches on the bottom of the mouse that enable gamers to make 800/1800dpi and 125/500/1000Hz polling rate adjustments &#8211; without the need for any software drivers Specifications: 1800dpi Razer Precision&#8482; 3G infrared sensor 1000Hz Ultrapolling / 1ms response time Mechanical dpi/polling rate switches On-The-Fly Sensitivity&#8482; adjustment Always-On&#8482; mode Ultra-large non-slip buttons 16-bit ultra-wide data path 60-120 inches per second Three independently programmable Hyperesponse&#8482; buttons Ambidextrous design Scroll wheel with 24 individual click positions Zero-acoustic Ultraslick&#8482; Teflon feet Seven-foot, lightweight, non-tangle cord Approximate size: 115mm (length) x 63mm (width) x 37mm (height) Additional Photos: Razer Salmosa Bottom of Razer Salmosa In the box: Razer RZ01-00240100 Salmosa USB Mouse Discuss this product</itunes:summary>
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      <description>Forgive Us Our Trespasses Okay, let&#8217;s get situated. Take five. Everbody in their places? Annnnd&#8230; action! &#8220;Ay! It&#8217;s-a me! The freaking&#8217; Pope-a! It&#8217;s-a niiiice, being-a the Pope-a all-a that time-a. You know-a what I got-a here? I got-a the mouse-a. See? It-a all cute-a and-a cuddly, it&#8217;s-a a Salmosa, and-a it-&#8221; &#8220;Cut! Marty, really. Didn&#8217;t we get rid of this guy last time? Didn&#8217;t we talk about this? I don&#8217;t care that he&#8217;s a method actor deep in his role, I hate this guy. I hate him, Marty. So why&#8217;s he back?&#8221; clickIt was a union thing, Jack. Focus on the Salmosa&#8217;s optical sensor. You know this thing is the fastest optical sensor in the world, so play that up. Maybe just try to work around him or something. &#8220;Ay! I-a no like-a the &#8216;around&#8217;. The Pope-a ain&#8217;t-a no &#8216;around&#8217;. The Pope-a, he-a the &#8216;center&#8217;. He have-a the Pope-a-mobile and-a the Pope-a-cave and-a the Pope-a-sicle. It-a come in-a cherry and-a orange-a too.&#8221; &#8220;You hearing this, Marty? Work around him? Marty, my whole concept for ...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Forgive Us Our Trespasses Okay, let&#8217;s get situated. Take five. Everbody in their places? Annnnd&#8230; action! &#8220;Ay! It&#8217;s-a me! The freaking&#8217; Pope-a! It&#8217;s-a niiiice, being-a the Pope-a all-a that time-a. You know-a what I got-a here? I got-a the mouse-a. See? It-a all cute-a and-a cuddly, it&#8217;s-a a Salmosa, and-a it-&#8221; &#8220;Cut! Marty, really. Didn&#8217;t we get rid of this guy last time? Didn&#8217;t we talk about this? I don&#8217;t care that he&#8217;s a method actor deep in his role, I hate this guy. I hate him, Marty. So why&#8217;s he back?&#8221; clickIt was a union thing, Jack. Focus on the Salmosa&#8217;s optical sensor. You know this thing is the fastest optical sensor in the world, so play that up. Maybe just try to work around him or something. &#8220;Ay! I-a no like-a the &#8216;around&#8217;. The Pope-a ain&#8217;t-a no &#8216;around&#8217;. The Pope-a, he-a the &#8216;center&#8217;. He have-a the Pope-a-mobile and-a the Pope-a-cave and-a the Pope-a-sicle. It-a come in-a cherry and-a orange-a too.&#8221; &#8220;You hearing this, Marty? Work around him? Marty, my whole concept for this was a Razer Salmosa 3G Optical Gaming Mouse fighting in World War II. It was going to be a heroic story of man against Nazi. A story of the struggle to overcome-&#8221; clickThe Razer Salmosa 3G Optical Gaming Mouse isn&#8217;t just about games, Jack. It also works as a professional mouse as well. &#8220;At&#8217;s-a right, and it&#8217;s-a Pope-a approved-a too.&#8221; &#8220;Get out of my face, pal.&#8221; &#8220;Oh! You-a no threaten the Pope-a again! The Pope-a strike-a you to Hell-a!&#8221; &#8220;Any time you&#8217;re ready, buddy-boy.&#8221; clickJack, now, come on, stay focused. Talk about the two buttons and the switch on the bottom that lets gamers change the dpi and polling rate without needing to install new drivers. &#8220;You-a gonna get-a messed-a up, boy-a&#8221; &#8220;Yeah, you talk a lot, Pope, but I don&#8217;t see you swingin&#8217;.&#8221; clickJack, Jack, what are you doing, Jack, c&#8217;mon, don&#8217;t be stupid. &#8220;You-a gonna learn-a a new dogma of-a pain.&#8221; &#8220;Yeah? Well, I&#8217;m like the Razer Salmosa 3G Optical Gaming Mouse. I&#8217;ve got an Always-On mode.&#8221; &#8220;OW! YOU-A BROKE-A THE POPE-A&#8217;S NOSE! THE POPE-A&#8217;S NOSE! SHE-A BROKEN INTO-A ITTY BITTY-A BITS-A!&#8221; clickSmooth move, Jack. &#8220;Marty, it wasn&#8217;t my fault. This guy just&#8230; I mean, that Pope thing! It&#8217;s just so offensive! I couldn&#8217;t help myself!&#8221; &#8220;OW! THE POPE-A NO FORGIVE-A YOU! YOU-A GO-A STRAIGHT-A TO THE HOT-A PLACE! AND I DON&#8217;T-A MEAN HAWAII! OW! THE POPE-A GONNA SUE! SUE! OW!&#8221; clickGreat, Jack. That&#8217;s gonna come out of the budget too. You better hope we sell a lot of these Razer Salmosa 3G Optical Gaming Mice today. &#8220;Great. You know, this probably never would have happened if we&#8217;d gone with that guy pretending to be Greek Orthodox.&#8221; clickDon&#8217;t make it worse on yourself, Jack. Warranty: 1 Year Razer Features: 1800dpi 3G Infrared Sensor, enables movement speeds of up to 2.25 times faster than other regular gaming mice Ultra-Light Form Factor, delivering optimum freedom of movement for finger-tip grip gamers Hardware Toggles for DPI and Polling Rate, additional toggle switches on the bottom of the mouse that enable gamers to make 800/1800dpi and 125/500/1000Hz polling rate adjustments &#8211; without the need for any software drivers Specifications: 1800dpi Razer Precision&#8482; 3G infrared sensor 1000Hz Ultrapolling / 1ms response time Mechanical dpi/polling rate switches On-The-Fly Sensitivity&#8482; adjustment Always-On&#8482; mode Ultra-large non-slip buttons 16-bit ultra-wide data path 60-120 inches per second Three independently programmable Hyperesponse&#8482; buttons Ambidextrous design Scroll wheel with 24 individual click positions Zero-acoustic Ultraslick&#8482; Teflon feet Seven-foot, lightweight, non-tangle cord Approximate size: 115mm (length) x 63mm (width) x 37mm (height) Additional Photos: Razer Salmosa Bottom of Razer Salmosa In the box: Razer RZ01-00240100 Salmosa USB Mouse Discuss this product Price: $13.37 I want one!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Forgive Us Our Trespasses Okay, let&#8217;s get situated. Take five. Everbody in their places? Annnnd&#8230; action! &#8220;Ay! It&#8217;s-a me! The freaking&#8217; Pope-a! It&#8217;s-a niiiice, being-a the Pope-a all-a that time-a. You know-a what I got-a here? I got-a the mouse-a. See? It-a all cute-a and-a cuddly, it&#8217;s-a a Salmosa, and-a it-&#8221; &#8220;Cut! Marty, really. Didn&#8217;t we get rid of this guy last time? Didn&#8217;t we talk about this? I don&#8217;t care that he&#8217;s a method actor deep in his role, I hate this guy. I hate him, Marty. So why&#8217;s he back?&#8221; clickIt was a union thing, Jack. Focus on the Salmosa&#8217;s optical sensor. You know this thing is the fastest optical sensor in the world, so play that up. Maybe just try to work around him or something. &#8220;Ay! I-a no like-a the &#8216;around&#8217;. The Pope-a ain&#8217;t-a no &#8216;around&#8217;. The Pope-a, he-a the &#8216;center&#8217;. He have-a the Pope-a-mobile and-a the Pope-a-cave and-a the Pope-a-sicle. It-a come in-a cherry and-a orange-a too.&#8221; &#8220;You hearing this, Marty? Work around him? Marty, my whole concept for this was a Razer Salmosa 3G Optical Gaming Mouse fighting in World War II. It was going to be a heroic story of man against Nazi. A story of the struggle to overcome-&#8221; clickThe Razer Salmosa 3G Optical Gaming Mouse isn&#8217;t just about games, Jack. It also works as a professional mouse as well. &#8220;At&#8217;s-a right, and it&#8217;s-a Pope-a approved-a too.&#8221; &#8220;Get out of my face, pal.&#8221; &#8220;Oh! You-a no threaten the Pope-a again! The Pope-a strike-a you to Hell-a!&#8221; &#8220;Any time you&#8217;re ready, buddy-boy.&#8221; clickJack, now, come on, stay focused. Talk about the two buttons and the switch on the bottom that lets gamers change the dpi and polling rate without needing to install new drivers. &#8220;You-a gonna get-a messed-a up, boy-a&#8221; &#8220;Yeah, you talk a lot, Pope, but I don&#8217;t see you swingin&#8217;.&#8221; clickJack, Jack, what are you doing, Jack, c&#8217;mon, don&#8217;t be stupid. &#8220;You-a gonna learn-a a new dogma of-a pain.&#8221; &#8220;Yeah? Well, I&#8217;m like the Razer Salmosa 3G Optical Gaming Mouse. I&#8217;ve got an Always-On mode.&#8221; &#8220;OW! YOU-A BROKE-A THE POPE-A&#8217;S NOSE! THE POPE-A&#8217;S NOSE! SHE-A BROKEN INTO-A ITTY BITTY-A BITS-A!&#8221; clickSmooth move, Jack. &#8220;Marty, it wasn&#8217;t my fault. This guy just&#8230; I mean, that Pope thing! It&#8217;s just so offensive! I couldn&#8217;t help myself!&#8221; &#8220;OW! THE POPE-A NO FORGIVE-A YOU! YOU-A GO-A STRAIGHT-A TO THE HOT-A PLACE! AND I DON&#8217;T-A MEAN HAWAII! OW! THE POPE-A GONNA SUE! SUE! OW!&#8221; clickGreat, Jack. That&#8217;s gonna come out of the budget too. You better hope we sell a lot of these Razer Salmosa 3G Optical Gaming Mice today. &#8220;Great. You know, this probably never would have happened if we&#8217;d gone with that guy pretending to be Greek Orthodox.&#8221; clickDon&#8217;t make it worse on yourself, Jack. Warranty: 1 Year Razer Features: 1800dpi 3G Infrared Sensor, enables movement speeds of up to 2.25 times faster than other regular gaming mice Ultra-Light Form Factor, delivering optimum freedom of movement for finger-tip grip gamers Hardware Toggles for DPI and Polling Rate, additional toggle switches on the bottom of the mouse that enable gamers to make 800/1800dpi and 125/500/1000Hz polling rate adjustments &#8211; without the need for any software drivers Specifications: 1800dpi Razer Precision&#8482; 3G infrared sensor 1000Hz Ultrapolling / 1ms response time Mechanical dpi/polling rate switches On-The-Fly Sensitivity&#8482; adjustment Always-On&#8482; mode Ultra-large non-slip buttons 16-bit ultra-wide data path 60-120 inches per second Three independently programmable Hyperesponse&#8482; buttons Ambidextrous design Scroll wheel with 24 individual click positions Zero-acoustic Ultraslick&#8482; Teflon feet Seven-foot, lightweight, non-tangle cord Approximate size: 115mm (length) x 63mm (width) x 37mm (height) Additional Photos: Razer Salmosa Bottom of Razer Salmosa In the box: Razer RZ01-00240100 Salmosa USB Mouse Discuss this product Price: $13.37 I want one!</itunes:summary>
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      <description>Forgive Us Our Trespasses Okay, let&#8217;s get situated. Take five. Everbody in their places? Annnnd&#8230; action! &#8220;Ay! It&#8217;s-a me! The freaking&#8217; Pope-a! It&#8217;s-a niiiice, being-a the Pope-a all-a that time-a. You know-a what I got-a here? I got-a the mouse-a. See? It-a all cute-a and-a cuddly, it&#8217;s-a a Salmosa, and-a it-&#8221; &#8220;Cut! Marty, really. Didn&#8217;t we get rid of this guy last time? Didn&#8217;t we talk about this? I don&#8217;t care that he&#8217;s a method actor deep in his role, I hate this guy. I hate him, Marty. So why&#8217;s he back?&#8221; clickIt was a union thing, Jack. Focus on the Salmosa&#8217;s optical sensor. You know this thing is the fastest optical sensor in the world, so play that up. Maybe just try to work around him or something. &#8220;Ay! I-a no like-a the &#8216;around&#8217;. The Pope-a ain&#8217;t-a no &#8216;around&#8217;. The Pope-a, he-a the &#8216;center&#8217;. He have-a the Pope-a-mobile and-a the Pope-a-cave and-a the Pope-a-sicle. It-a come in-a cherry and-a orange-a too.&#8221; &#8220;You hearing this, Marty? Work around him? Marty, my whole concept for ...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Forgive Us Our Trespasses Okay, let&#8217;s get situated. Take five. Everbody in their places? Annnnd&#8230; action! &#8220;Ay! It&#8217;s-a me! The freaking&#8217; Pope-a! It&#8217;s-a niiiice, being-a the Pope-a all-a that time-a. You know-a what I got-a here? I got-a the mouse-a. See? It-a all cute-a and-a cuddly, it&#8217;s-a a Salmosa, and-a it-&#8221; &#8220;Cut! Marty, really. Didn&#8217;t we get rid of this guy last time? Didn&#8217;t we talk about this? I don&#8217;t care that he&#8217;s a method actor deep in his role, I hate this guy. I hate him, Marty. So why&#8217;s he back?&#8221; clickIt was a union thing, Jack. Focus on the Salmosa&#8217;s optical sensor. You know this thing is the fastest optical sensor in the world, so play that up. Maybe just try to work around him or something. &#8220;Ay! I-a no like-a the &#8216;around&#8217;. The Pope-a ain&#8217;t-a no &#8216;around&#8217;. The Pope-a, he-a the &#8216;center&#8217;. He have-a the Pope-a-mobile and-a the Pope-a-cave and-a the Pope-a-sicle. It-a come in-a cherry and-a orange-a too.&#8221; &#8220;You hearing this, Marty? Work around him? Marty, my whole concept for this was a Razer Salmosa 3G Optical Gaming Mouse fighting in World War II. It was going to be a heroic story of man against Nazi. A story of the struggle to overcome-&#8221; clickThe Razer Salmosa 3G Optical Gaming Mouse isn&#8217;t just about games, Jack. It also works as a professional mouse as well. &#8220;At&#8217;s-a right, and it&#8217;s-a Pope-a approved-a too.&#8221; &#8220;Get out of my face, pal.&#8221; &#8220;Oh! You-a no threaten the Pope-a again! The Pope-a strike-a you to Hell-a!&#8221; &#8220;Any time you&#8217;re ready, buddy-boy.&#8221; clickJack, now, come on, stay focused. Talk about the two buttons and the switch on the bottom that lets gamers change the dpi and polling rate without needing to install new drivers. &#8220;You-a gonna get-a messed-a up, boy-a&#8221; &#8220;Yeah, you talk a lot, Pope, but I don&#8217;t see you swingin&#8217;.&#8221; clickJack, Jack, what are you doing, Jack, c&#8217;mon, don&#8217;t be stupid. &#8220;You-a gonna learn-a a new dogma of-a pain.&#8221; &#8220;Yeah? Well, I&#8217;m like the Razer Salmosa 3G Optical Gaming Mouse. I&#8217;ve got an Always-On mode.&#8221; &#8220;OW! YOU-A BROKE-A THE POPE-A&#8217;S NOSE! THE POPE-A&#8217;S NOSE! SHE-A BROKEN INTO-A ITTY BITTY-A BITS-A!&#8221; clickSmooth move, Jack. &#8220;Marty, it wasn&#8217;t my fault. This guy just&#8230; I mean, that Pope thing! It&#8217;s just so offensive! I couldn&#8217;t help myself!&#8221; &#8220;OW! THE POPE-A NO FORGIVE-A YOU! YOU-A GO-A STRAIGHT-A TO THE HOT-A PLACE! AND I DON&#8217;T-A MEAN HAWAII! OW! THE POPE-A GONNA SUE! SUE! OW!&#8221; clickGreat, Jack. That&#8217;s gonna come out of the budget too. You better hope we sell a lot of these Razer Salmosa 3G Optical Gaming Mice today. &#8220;Great. You know, this probably never would have happened if we&#8217;d gone with that guy pretending to be Greek Orthodox.&#8221; clickDon&#8217;t make it worse on yourself, Jack. Warranty: 1 Year Razer Features: 1800dpi 3G Infrared Sensor, enables movement speeds of up to 2.25 times faster than other regular gaming mice Ultra-Light Form Factor, delivering optimum freedom of movement for finger-tip grip gamers Hardware Toggles for DPI and Polling Rate, additional toggle switches on the bottom of the mouse that enable gamers to make 800/1800dpi and 125/500/1000Hz polling rate adjustments &#8211; without the need for any software drivers Specifications: 1800dpi Razer Precision&#8482; 3G infrared sensor 1000Hz Ultrapolling / 1ms response time Mechanical dpi/polling rate switches On-The-Fly Sensitivity&#8482; adjustment Always-On&#8482; mode Ultra-large non-slip buttons 16-bit ultra-wide data path 60-120 inches per second Three independently programmable Hyperesponse&#8482; buttons Ambidextrous design Scroll wheel with 24 individual click positions Zero-acoustic Ultraslick&#8482; Teflon feet Seven-foot, lightweight, non-tangle cord Approximate size: 115mm (length) x 63mm (width) x 37mm (height) Additional Photos: Razer Salmosa Bottom of Razer Salmosa In the box: Razer RZ01-00240100 Salmosa USB Mouse Discuss this product</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Forgive Us Our Trespasses Okay, let&#8217;s get situated. Take five. Everbody in their places? Annnnd&#8230; action! &#8220;Ay! It&#8217;s-a me! The freaking&#8217; Pope-a! It&#8217;s-a niiiice, being-a the Pope-a all-a that time-a. You know-a what I got-a here? I got-a the mouse-a. See? It-a all cute-a and-a cuddly, it&#8217;s-a a Salmosa, and-a it-&#8221; &#8220;Cut! Marty, really. Didn&#8217;t we get rid of this guy last time? Didn&#8217;t we talk about this? I don&#8217;t care that he&#8217;s a method actor deep in his role, I hate this guy. I hate him, Marty. So why&#8217;s he back?&#8221; clickIt was a union thing, Jack. Focus on the Salmosa&#8217;s optical sensor. You know this thing is the fastest optical sensor in the world, so play that up. Maybe just try to work around him or something. &#8220;Ay! I-a no like-a the &#8216;around&#8217;. The Pope-a ain&#8217;t-a no &#8216;around&#8217;. The Pope-a, he-a the &#8216;center&#8217;. He have-a the Pope-a-mobile and-a the Pope-a-cave and-a the Pope-a-sicle. It-a come in-a cherry and-a orange-a too.&#8221; &#8220;You hearing this, Marty? Work around him? Marty, my whole concept for this was a Razer Salmosa 3G Optical Gaming Mouse fighting in World War II. It was going to be a heroic story of man against Nazi. A story of the struggle to overcome-&#8221; clickThe Razer Salmosa 3G Optical Gaming Mouse isn&#8217;t just about games, Jack. It also works as a professional mouse as well. &#8220;At&#8217;s-a right, and it&#8217;s-a Pope-a approved-a too.&#8221; &#8220;Get out of my face, pal.&#8221; &#8220;Oh! You-a no threaten the Pope-a again! The Pope-a strike-a you to Hell-a!&#8221; &#8220;Any time you&#8217;re ready, buddy-boy.&#8221; clickJack, now, come on, stay focused. Talk about the two buttons and the switch on the bottom that lets gamers change the dpi and polling rate without needing to install new drivers. &#8220;You-a gonna get-a messed-a up, boy-a&#8221; &#8220;Yeah, you talk a lot, Pope, but I don&#8217;t see you swingin&#8217;.&#8221; clickJack, Jack, what are you doing, Jack, c&#8217;mon, don&#8217;t be stupid. &#8220;You-a gonna learn-a a new dogma of-a pain.&#8221; &#8220;Yeah? Well, I&#8217;m like the Razer Salmosa 3G Optical Gaming Mouse. I&#8217;ve got an Always-On mode.&#8221; &#8220;OW! YOU-A BROKE-A THE POPE-A&#8217;S NOSE! THE POPE-A&#8217;S NOSE! SHE-A BROKEN INTO-A ITTY BITTY-A BITS-A!&#8221; clickSmooth move, Jack. &#8220;Marty, it wasn&#8217;t my fault. This guy just&#8230; I mean, that Pope thing! It&#8217;s just so offensive! I couldn&#8217;t help myself!&#8221; &#8220;OW! THE POPE-A NO FORGIVE-A YOU! YOU-A GO-A STRAIGHT-A TO THE HOT-A PLACE! AND I DON&#8217;T-A MEAN HAWAII! OW! THE POPE-A GONNA SUE! SUE! OW!&#8221; clickGreat, Jack. That&#8217;s gonna come out of the budget too. You better hope we sell a lot of these Razer Salmosa 3G Optical Gaming Mice today. &#8220;Great. You know, this probably never would have happened if we&#8217;d gone with that guy pretending to be Greek Orthodox.&#8221; clickDon&#8217;t make it worse on yourself, Jack. Warranty: 1 Year Razer Features: 1800dpi 3G Infrared Sensor, enables movement speeds of up to 2.25 times faster than other regular gaming mice Ultra-Light Form Factor, delivering optimum freedom of movement for finger-tip grip gamers Hardware Toggles for DPI and Polling Rate, additional toggle switches on the bottom of the mouse that enable gamers to make 800/1800dpi and 125/500/1000Hz polling rate adjustments &#8211; without the need for any software drivers Specifications: 1800dpi Razer Precision&#8482; 3G infrared sensor 1000Hz Ultrapolling / 1ms response time Mechanical dpi/polling rate switches On-The-Fly Sensitivity&#8482; adjustment Always-On&#8482; mode Ultra-large non-slip buttons 16-bit ultra-wide data path 60-120 inches per second Three independently programmable Hyperesponse&#8482; buttons Ambidextrous design Scroll wheel with 24 individual click positions Zero-acoustic Ultraslick&#8482; Teflon feet Seven-foot, lightweight, non-tangle cord Approximate size: 115mm (length) x 63mm (width) x 37mm (height) Additional Photos: Razer Salmosa Bottom of Razer Salmosa In the box: Razer RZ01-00240100 Salmosa USB Mouse Discuss this product</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:00:03 -0800</pubDate>
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      <description>Mr. Dwight, I am so so sorry about this Song writing and musical talent not included Gotta a little bit of money? Wanna record your voice? Well, the Music Producer Mic is quite a nice choice With a library of sound loops you can record all your jams It captures quality vocals with its large diaphram Maybe you&#8217;re a DJ beat-matching MP3s And a great two-channel mixer is just what you need With crossfader, three effects, and a 3-band EQ, We&#8217;ve got this great Torq Mixlab and this one&#8217;s for you Then you can tell everybody That you wrote a song It might sound like geese being strangled but Maybe once it is done You&#8217;ll put it online You&#8217;ll put it online Maybe get wealth and fame Or just be a target for &#8216;net trolls to flame This 49 Note Keyboard from Session KeyStudio Has everything you need to play and record a synth-rock show A huge instrument library and works seemlessly With most music software whether Mac or PC So excuse me forgetting, but these things I do But you see there&#8217;s somethin...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Mr. Dwight, I am so so sorry about this Song writing and musical talent not included Gotta a little bit of money? Wanna record your voice? Well, the Music Producer Mic is quite a nice choice With a library of sound loops you can record all your jams It captures quality vocals with its large diaphram Maybe you&#8217;re a DJ beat-matching MP3s And a great two-channel mixer is just what you need With crossfader, three effects, and a 3-band EQ, We&#8217;ve got this great Torq Mixlab and this one&#8217;s for you Then you can tell everybody That you wrote a song It might sound like geese being strangled but Maybe once it is done You&#8217;ll put it online You&#8217;ll put it online Maybe get wealth and fame Or just be a target for &#8216;net trolls to flame This 49 Note Keyboard from Session KeyStudio Has everything you need to play and record a synth-rock show A huge instrument library and works seemlessly With most music software whether Mac or PC So excuse me forgetting, but these things I do But you see there&#8217;s something that we need to tell you Anyway The thing is What I really mean You&#8217;ll only get one per purchase unless you buy all three &#8216;Cause Woot&#8217;s only selling these Sep-er-ate-ly So if you want the whole set you&#8217;ll have to be In it for three We hope you don&#8217;t mind It&#8217;s still a great buy That we&#8217;ve put up on Woot Start being a musician and give your day job the boot We hope you don&#8217;t mind It&#8217;s still a great buy That we&#8217;ve put up on Woot Start being a musician and give your day job the boot Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty $(document).ready(function() {st_widget.create({itemCondition:'New',itemDescription:'M-Audio Recording Studio Equipment',itemPrice:'59.99',bannerStyle:'wide',widgetType:'quote',merchantID:'subscrip_014793207843'}); }); Warranty: 1 Year M-Audio Session KeyStudio 49 Note Keyboard Features: Includes 49-note velocity-sensitive USB keyboard Includes easy-to-use Session software, play hundreds of sounds or turn your PC into a recording studio Huge library of virtual instruments and sound loops, be the entire band Built-in studio-quality effects, mix your songs with CD-quality results Complete package, everything you need to play and record keyboard-based music Simple setup, just install and launch the software, plug in the keyboard and included high-performance audio interface, and start playing Built with the same M-Audio technology used by music professionals on stage and in studios around the world Works seamlessly with most music software, including Session and GarageBand Use the KeyStudio keyboard to play Session&#8217;s huge virtual instrument library, which includes everything from classic sounds like pianos and basses to pop- and rock-inspired synths and sound effects Session has everything you need to turn your jams, remixes and mash-ups into polished, professional-sounding productions. Sweeten a piano line with reverb and echo, give your bass guitar some vintage grit with distortion effects and put some serious thump in your drum loops with powerful equalization and compression tools Connects to your PC with one USB cable&#8212;no extra cables, no drivers and no hassles. Session software instantly recognizes the connected keyboard and takes care of everything else in the background Keystudio System Requirements: Macintosh: Macintosh G3 800/G4 733mhz or higher OS X 10.3.9 with 256mb or higher OS X 10.4.3 or greater with 512mb RAM 1 native USB port PC: Windows XP (SP 2) or Windows Vista 32bit 1.6GHz Processor (CPU requirements may be higher for laptops) 512mb RAM (Windows XP), 1 GB RAM Vista 4GB Hard drive space 32mb Video RAM (XP) 128mb Video Ram (Vista) 1024&#215;768 video resolution (1280&#215;1024 recommended) DVD Drive for Session Software 2 Native USB Ports Music Producer Features: USB microphone, created by the same M-Audio engineers that design recording technology for top studios around the world Features a large diaphragm to capture the subtle nuances of male and female vocal performances Software drivers allow you to listen to your performance in real time, without the annoying delays that otherwise plague computer-based recording Easy to create professional-sounding podcasts and polished music productions in GarageBand Easy-to-use, complete package, make music in minutes Includes Producer USB microphone, capture top-quality vocals Includes intuitive Session software, turn your PC or Mac into a recording studio Huge library of virtual instruments and sound loops, be the entire band Built-in studio effects, mix your songs with CD-quality results Music Producer System Requirements: Macintosh: Macintosh G3 800/G4 733mhz or higher OS X 10.3.9 with 256mb or higher OS X 10.4.3 or greater with 512mb RAM 1 native USB port PC: Windows XP (SP 2) or Windows Vista 32bit 1.6GHz Processor (CPU requirements may be higher for laptops) 512mb RAM (Windows XP), 1 GB RAM Vista 4GB Hard drive space 32mb Video RAM (XP) 128mb Video Ram (Vista) 1024&#215;768 video resolution (1280&#215;1024 recommended) DVD Drive for Session Software 2 Native USB Ports Torq Mixlab Features: Includes Torq LE software and X-Session Pro control surface, integrated plug-and-play hardware/software system Two virtual decks, mix two songs with independent control of speed and pitch 3-band EQ, headphone cueing, crossfader and effects, full-featured mixer Integrates with iTunes, iPods and more, supports standard digital file formats and devices Record your mixes directly to audio files, ready for instant podcasting or CD burning Compatible with both Mac and PC, Torq LE is designed to work right out of the box. Just connect the X-Session Pro, fire up Torq LE and the program takes care of the rest Torq LE organizes everything you need to DJ into a single, easy-to-use workspace. Two virtual decks let you load, cue and play back digital files&#8212;and will even automatically beat-match the files in an instant Just like a traditional DJ setup, Torq LE includes an integrated two-channel mixer with three-band EQ, level controls, headphone cueing, a crossfader and three effects Allows you to cue, beat-match and mix a wide variety of unprotected digital audio file formats, including MP3, AIFF, WAV, WMA, Apple Lossless and AAC. The program organizes all of your digital files into an easily searchable database, enabling you to pull up the perfect track or change up your set in an instant Access your iTunes library through Torq LE, so you can have your music at your fingertips Fuses the standard controls of a two-channel DJ mixer with the transport and pitch controls of a turntable or DJ CD player, enabling you to control everything from a single interface Additional Photos: M-Audio 49 Key Studio M-Audio 49 Key Studio USB&amp;#160;Port, Sustain, and On/Off Switch M-Audio 49 Key Studio Pitch&amp;#160;Bend, Modulation, Octave, Edit, and Volume Control M-Audio Music Producer M-Audio Music Producer On Stand M-Audio Torq Mixlab M-Audio Torq USB&amp;#160;Port, and On/Off Switch Session KeyStudio In the Box: KeyStudio USB Keyboard M-Audio Micro USB Audio Interface Session DVD Including an Integrated Users Guide and Over 3.5GB of Music Content Session KeyStudio Driver CD with PDF User Guide Session KeyStudio Quick Start Guide Session Music Producer In the Box: Producer USB Microphone Session DVD including an integrated User Guide and 3.5GB of professionally recorded instrumental loops and sounds Session and Producer USB Quick Start Guides 6 Foot USB Cable Desktop Mic Stand Soft Zippered Case Torq Mixlab In the Box: X-Session Pro USB MIDI Controller USB Cable Y-Cable Adapter Printed Getting Started Guide &amp;#160; Discuss this product</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Mr. Dwight, I am so so sorry about this Song writing and musical talent not included Gotta a little bit of money? Wanna record your voice? 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Sweeten a piano line with reverb and echo, give your bass guitar some vintage grit with distortion effects and put some serious thump in your drum loops with powerful equalization and compression tools Connects to your PC with one USB cable&#8212;no extra cables, no drivers and no hassles. Session software instantly recognizes the connected keyboard and takes care of everything else in the background Keystudio System Requirements: Macintosh: Macintosh G3 800/G4 733mhz or higher OS X 10.3.9 with 256mb or higher OS X 10.4.3 or greater with 512mb RAM 1 native USB port PC: Windows XP (SP 2) or Windows Vista 32bit 1.6GHz Processor (CPU requirements may be higher for laptops) 512mb RAM (Windows XP), 1 GB RAM Vista 4GB Hard drive space 32mb Video RAM (XP) 128mb Video Ram (Vista) 1024&#215;768 video resolution (1280&#215;1024 recommended) DVD Drive for Session Software 2 Native USB Ports Music Producer Features: USB microphone, created by the same M-Audio engineers that design recording technology for top studios around the world Features a large diaphragm to capture the subtle nuances of male and female vocal performances Software drivers allow you to listen to your performance in real time, without the annoying delays that otherwise plague computer-based recording Easy to create professional-sounding podcasts and polished music productions in GarageBand Easy-to-use, complete package, make music in minutes Includes Producer USB microphone, capture top-quality vocals Includes intuitive Session software, turn your PC or Mac into a recording studio Huge library of virtual instruments and sound loops, be the entire band Built-in studio effects, mix your songs with CD-quality results Music Producer System Requirements: Macintosh: Macintosh G3 800/G4 733mhz or higher OS X 10.3.9 with 256mb or higher OS X 10.4.3 or greater with 512mb RAM 1 native USB port PC: Windows XP (SP 2) or Windows Vista 32bit 1.6GHz Processor (CPU requirements may be higher for laptops) 512mb RAM (Windows XP), 1 GB RAM Vista 4GB Hard drive space 32mb Video RAM (XP) 128mb Video Ram (Vista) 1024&#215;768 video resolution (1280&#215;1024 recommended) DVD Drive for Session Software 2 Native USB Ports Torq Mixlab Features: Includes Torq LE software and X-Session Pro control surface, integrated plug-and-play hardware/software system Two virtual decks, mix two songs with independent control of speed and pitch 3-band EQ, headphone cueing, crossfader and effects, full-featured mixer Integrates with iTunes, iPods and more, supports standard digital file formats and devices Record your mixes directly to audio files, ready for instant podcasting or CD burning Compatible with both Mac and PC, Torq LE is designed to work right out of the box. Just connect the X-Session Pro, fire up Torq LE and the program takes care of the rest Torq LE organizes everything you need to DJ into a single, easy-to-use workspace. Two virtual decks let you load, cue and play back digital files&#8212;and will even automatically beat-match the files in an instant Just like a traditional DJ setup, Torq LE includes an integrated two-channel mixer with three-band EQ, level controls, headphone cueing, a crossfader and three effects Allows you to cue, beat-match and mix a wide variety of unprotected digital audio file formats, including MP3, AIFF, WAV, WMA, Apple Lossless and AAC. The program organizes all of your digital files into an easily searchable database, enabling you to pull up the perfect track or change up your set in an instant Access your iTunes library through Torq LE, so you can have your music at your fingertips Fuses the standard controls of a two-channel DJ mixer with the transport and pitch controls of a turntable or DJ CD player, enabling you to control everything from a single interface Additional Photos: M-Audio 49 Key Studio M-Audio 49 Key Studio USB&amp;#160;Port, Sustain, and On/Off Switch M-Audio 49 Key Studio Pitch&amp;#160;Bend, Modulation, Octave, Edit, and Volume Control M-Audio Music Producer M-Audio Music Producer On Stand M-Audio Torq Mixlab M-Audio Torq USB&amp;#160;Port, and On/Off Switch Session KeyStudio In the Box: KeyStudio USB Keyboard M-Audio Micro USB Audio Interface Session DVD Including an Integrated Users Guide and Over 3.5GB of Music Content Session KeyStudio Driver CD with PDF User Guide Session KeyStudio Quick Start Guide Session Music Producer In the Box: Producer USB Microphone Session DVD including an integrated User Guide and 3.5GB of professionally recorded instrumental loops and sounds Session and Producer USB Quick Start Guides 6 Foot USB Cable Desktop Mic Stand Soft Zippered Case Torq Mixlab In the Box: X-Session Pro USB MIDI Controller USB Cable Y-Cable Adapter Printed Getting Started Guide &amp;#160; Discuss this product</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:00:03 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>M-Audio Recording Studio Equipment</title>
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      <description>Mr. Dwight, I am so so sorry about this Song writing and musical talent not included Gotta a little bit of money? Wanna record your voice? Well, the Music Producer Mic is quite a nice choice With a library of sound loops you can record all your jams It captures quality vocals with its large diaphram Maybe you&#8217;re a DJ beat-matching MP3s And a great two-channel mixer is just what you need With crossfader, three effects, and a 3-band EQ, We&#8217;ve got this great Torq Mixlab and this one&#8217;s for you Then you can tell everybody That you wrote a song It might sound like geese being strangled but Maybe once it is done You&#8217;ll put it online You&#8217;ll put it online Maybe get wealth and fame Or just be a target for &#8216;net trolls to flame This 49 Note Keyboard from Session KeyStudio Has everything you need to play and record a synth-rock show A huge instrument library and works seemlessly With most music software whether Mac or PC So excuse me forgetting, but these things I do But you see there&#8217;s somethin...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Mr. Dwight, I am so so sorry about this Song writing and musical talent not included Gotta a little bit of money? Wanna record your voice? Well, the Music Producer Mic is quite a nice choice With a library of sound loops you can record all your jams It captures quality vocals with its large diaphram Maybe you&#8217;re a DJ beat-matching MP3s And a great two-channel mixer is just what you need With crossfader, three effects, and a 3-band EQ, We&#8217;ve got this great Torq Mixlab and this one&#8217;s for you Then you can tell everybody That you wrote a song It might sound like geese being strangled but Maybe once it is done You&#8217;ll put it online You&#8217;ll put it online Maybe get wealth and fame Or just be a target for &#8216;net trolls to flame This 49 Note Keyboard from Session KeyStudio Has everything you need to play and record a synth-rock show A huge instrument library and works seemlessly With most music software whether Mac or PC So excuse me forgetting, but these things I do But you see there&#8217;s something that we need to tell you Anyway The thing is What I really mean You&#8217;ll only get one per purchase unless you buy all three &#8216;Cause Woot&#8217;s only selling these Sep-er-ate-ly So if you want the whole set you&#8217;ll have to be In it for three We hope you don&#8217;t mind It&#8217;s still a great buy That we&#8217;ve put up on Woot Start being a musician and give your day job the boot We hope you don&#8217;t mind It&#8217;s still a great buy That we&#8217;ve put up on Woot Start being a musician and give your day job the boot Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty $(document).ready(function() {st_widget.create({itemCondition:'New',itemDescription:'M-Audio Recording Studio Equipment',itemPrice:'59.99',bannerStyle:'wide',widgetType:'quote',merchantID:'subscrip_014793207843'}); }); Warranty: 1 Year M-Audio Session KeyStudio 49 Note Keyboard Features: Includes 49-note velocity-sensitive USB keyboard Includes easy-to-use Session software, play hundreds of sounds or turn your PC into a recording studio Huge library of virtual instruments and sound loops, be the entire band Built-in studio-quality effects, mix your songs with CD-quality results Complete package, everything you need to play and record keyboard-based music Simple setup, just install and launch the software, plug in the keyboard and included high-performance audio interface, and start playing Built with the same M-Audio technology used by music professionals on stage and in studios around the world Works seamlessly with most music software, including Session and GarageBand Use the KeyStudio keyboard to play Session&#8217;s huge virtual instrument library, which includes everything from classic sounds like pianos and basses to pop- and rock-inspired synths and sound effects Session has everything you need to turn your jams, remixes and mash-ups into polished, professional-sounding productions. Sweeten a piano line with reverb and echo, give your bass guitar some vintage grit with distortion effects and put some serious thump in your drum loops with powerful equalization and compression tools Connects to your PC with one USB cable&#8212;no extra cables, no drivers and no hassles. Session software instantly recognizes the connected keyboard and takes care of everything else in the background Keystudio System Requirements: Macintosh: Macintosh G3 800/G4 733mhz or higher OS X 10.3.9 with 256mb or higher OS X 10.4.3 or greater with 512mb RAM 1 native USB port PC: Windows XP (SP 2) or Windows Vista 32bit 1.6GHz Processor (CPU requirements may be higher for laptops) 512mb RAM (Windows XP), 1 GB RAM Vista 4GB Hard drive space 32mb Video RAM (XP) 128mb Video Ram (Vista) 1024&#215;768 video resolution (1280&#215;1024 recommended) DVD Drive for Session Software 2 Native USB Ports Music Producer Features: USB microphone, created by the same M-Audio engineers that design recording technology for top studios around the world Features a large diaphragm to capture the subtle nuances of male and female vocal performances Software drivers allow you to listen to your performance in real time, without the annoying delays that otherwise plague computer-based recording Easy to create professional-sounding podcasts and polished music productions in GarageBand Easy-to-use, complete package, make music in minutes Includes Producer USB microphone, capture top-quality vocals Includes intuitive Session software, turn your PC or Mac into a recording studio Huge library of virtual instruments and sound loops, be the entire band Built-in studio effects, mix your songs with CD-quality results Music Producer System Requirements: Macintosh: Macintosh G3 800/G4 733mhz or higher OS X 10.3.9 with 256mb or higher OS X 10.4.3 or greater with 512mb RAM 1 native USB port PC: Windows XP (SP 2) or Windows Vista 32bit 1.6GHz Processor (CPU requirements may be higher for laptops) 512mb RAM (Windows XP), 1 GB RAM Vista 4GB Hard drive space 32mb Video RAM (XP) 128mb Video Ram (Vista) 1024&#215;768 video resolution (1280&#215;1024 recommended) DVD Drive for Session Software 2 Native USB Ports Torq Mixlab Features: Includes Torq LE software and X-Session Pro control surface, integrated plug-and-play hardware/software system Two virtual decks, mix two songs with independent control of speed and pitch 3-band EQ, headphone cueing, crossfader and effects, full-featured mixer Integrates with iTunes, iPods and more, supports standard digital file formats and devices Record your mixes directly to audio files, ready for instant podcasting or CD burning Compatible with both Mac and PC, Torq LE is designed to work right out of the box. Just connect the X-Session Pro, fire up Torq LE and the program takes care of the rest Torq LE organizes everything you need to DJ into a single, easy-to-use workspace. Two virtual decks let you load, cue and play back digital files&#8212;and will even automatically beat-match the files in an instant Just like a traditional DJ setup, Torq LE includes an integrated two-channel mixer with three-band EQ, level controls, headphone cueing, a crossfader and three effects Allows you to cue, beat-match and mix a wide variety of unprotected digital audio file formats, including MP3, AIFF, WAV, WMA, Apple Lossless and AAC. The program organizes all of your digital files into an easily searchable database, enabling you to pull up the perfect track or change up your set in an instant Access your iTunes library through Torq LE, so you can have your music at your fingertips Fuses the standard controls of a two-channel DJ mixer with the transport and pitch controls of a turntable or DJ CD player, enabling you to control everything from a single interface Additional Photos: M-Audio 49 Key Studio M-Audio 49 Key Studio USB&amp;#160;Port, Sustain, and On/Off Switch M-Audio 49 Key Studio Pitch&amp;#160;Bend, Modulation, Octave, Edit, and Volume Control M-Audio Music Producer M-Audio Music Producer On Stand M-Audio Torq Mixlab M-Audio Torq USB&amp;#160;Port, and On/Off Switch Session KeyStudio In the Box: KeyStudio USB Keyboard M-Audio Micro USB Audio Interface Session DVD Including an Integrated Users Guide and Over 3.5GB of Music Content Session KeyStudio Driver CD with PDF User Guide Session KeyStudio Quick Start Guide Session Music Producer In the Box: Producer USB Microphone Session DVD including an integrated User Guide and 3.5GB of professionally recorded instrumental loops and sounds Session and Producer USB Quick Start Guides 6 Foot USB Cable Desktop Mic Stand Soft Zippered Case Torq Mixlab In the Box: X-Session Pro USB MIDI Controller USB Cable Y-Cable Adapter Printed Getting Started Guide &amp;#160; Discuss this product</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Mr. Dwight, I am so so sorry about this Song writing and musical talent not included Gotta a little bit of money? Wanna record your voice? Well, the Music Producer Mic is quite a nice choice With a library of sound loops you can record all your jams It captures quality vocals with its large diaphram Maybe you&#8217;re a DJ beat-matching MP3s And a great two-channel mixer is just what you need With crossfader, three effects, and a 3-band EQ, We&#8217;ve got this great Torq Mixlab and this one&#8217;s for you Then you can tell everybody That you wrote a song It might sound like geese being strangled but Maybe once it is done You&#8217;ll put it online You&#8217;ll put it online Maybe get wealth and fame Or just be a target for &#8216;net trolls to flame This 49 Note Keyboard from Session KeyStudio Has everything you need to play and record a synth-rock show A huge instrument library and works seemlessly With most music software whether Mac or PC So excuse me forgetting, but these things I do But you see there&#8217;s something that we need to tell you Anyway The thing is What I really mean You&#8217;ll only get one per purchase unless you buy all three &#8216;Cause Woot&#8217;s only selling these Sep-er-ate-ly So if you want the whole set you&#8217;ll have to be In it for three We hope you don&#8217;t mind It&#8217;s still a great buy That we&#8217;ve put up on Woot Start being a musician and give your day job the boot We hope you don&#8217;t mind It&#8217;s still a great buy That we&#8217;ve put up on Woot Start being a musician and give your day job the boot Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty $(document).ready(function() {st_widget.create({itemCondition:'New',itemDescription:'M-Audio Recording Studio Equipment',itemPrice:'59.99',bannerStyle:'wide',widgetType:'quote',merchantID:'subscrip_014793207843'}); }); Warranty: 1 Year M-Audio Session KeyStudio 49 Note Keyboard Features: Includes 49-note velocity-sensitive USB keyboard Includes easy-to-use Session software, play hundreds of sounds or turn your PC into a recording studio Huge library of virtual instruments and sound loops, be the entire band Built-in studio-quality effects, mix your songs with CD-quality results Complete package, everything you need to play and record keyboard-based music Simple setup, just install and launch the software, plug in the keyboard and included high-performance audio interface, and start playing Built with the same M-Audio technology used by music professionals on stage and in studios around the world Works seamlessly with most music software, including Session and GarageBand Use the KeyStudio keyboard to play Session&#8217;s huge virtual instrument library, which includes everything from classic sounds like pianos and basses to pop- and rock-inspired synths and sound effects Session has everything you need to turn your jams, remixes and mash-ups into polished, professional-sounding productions. Sweeten a piano line with reverb and echo, give your bass guitar some vintage grit with distortion effects and put some serious thump in your drum loops with powerful equalization and compression tools Connects to your PC with one USB cable&#8212;no extra cables, no drivers and no hassles. Session software instantly recognizes the connected keyboard and takes care of everything else in the background Keystudio System Requirements: Macintosh: Macintosh G3 800/G4 733mhz or higher OS X 10.3.9 with 256mb or higher OS X 10.4.3 or greater with 512mb RAM 1 native USB port PC: Windows XP (SP 2) or Windows Vista 32bit 1.6GHz Processor (CPU requirements may be higher for laptops) 512mb RAM (Windows XP), 1 GB RAM Vista 4GB Hard drive space 32mb Video RAM (XP) 128mb Video Ram (Vista) 1024&#215;768 video resolution (1280&#215;1024 recommended) DVD Drive for Session Software 2 Native USB Ports Music Producer Features: USB microphone, created by the same M-Audio engineers that design recording technology for top studios around the world Features a large diaphragm to capture the subtle nuances of male and female vocal performances Software drivers allow you to listen to your performance in real time, without the annoying delays that otherwise plague computer-based recording Easy to create professional-sounding podcasts and polished music productions in GarageBand Easy-to-use, complete package, make music in minutes Includes Producer USB microphone, capture top-quality vocals Includes intuitive Session software, turn your PC or Mac into a recording studio Huge library of virtual instruments and sound loops, be the entire band Built-in studio effects, mix your songs with CD-quality results Music Producer System Requirements: Macintosh: Macintosh G3 800/G4 733mhz or higher OS X 10.3.9 with 256mb or higher OS X 10.4.3 or greater with 512mb RAM 1 native USB port PC: Windows XP (SP 2) or Windows Vista 32bit 1.6GHz Processor (CPU requirements may be higher for laptops) 512mb RAM (Windows XP), 1 GB RAM Vista 4GB Hard drive space 32mb Video RAM (XP) 128mb Video Ram (Vista) 1024&#215;768 video resolution (1280&#215;1024 recommended) DVD Drive for Session Software 2 Native USB Ports Torq Mixlab Features: Includes Torq LE software and X-Session Pro control surface, integrated plug-and-play hardware/software system Two virtual decks, mix two songs with independent control of speed and pitch 3-band EQ, headphone cueing, crossfader and effects, full-featured mixer Integrates with iTunes, iPods and more, supports standard digital file formats and devices Record your mixes directly to audio files, ready for instant podcasting or CD burning Compatible with both Mac and PC, Torq LE is designed to work right out of the box. Just connect the X-Session Pro, fire up Torq LE and the program takes care of the rest Torq LE organizes everything you need to DJ into a single, easy-to-use workspace. Two virtual decks let you load, cue and play back digital files&#8212;and will even automatically beat-match the files in an instant Just like a traditional DJ setup, Torq LE includes an integrated two-channel mixer with three-band EQ, level controls, headphone cueing, a crossfader and three effects Allows you to cue, beat-match and mix a wide variety of unprotected digital audio file formats, including MP3, AIFF, WAV, WMA, Apple Lossless and AAC. The program organizes all of your digital files into an easily searchable database, enabling you to pull up the perfect track or change up your set in an instant Access your iTunes library through Torq LE, so you can have your music at your fingertips Fuses the standard controls of a two-channel DJ mixer with the transport and pitch controls of a turntable or DJ CD player, enabling you to control everything from a single interface Additional Photos: M-Audio 49 Key Studio M-Audio 49 Key Studio USB&amp;#160;Port, Sustain, and On/Off Switch M-Audio 49 Key Studio Pitch&amp;#160;Bend, Modulation, Octave, Edit, and Volume Control M-Audio Music Producer M-Audio Music Producer On Stand M-Audio Torq Mixlab M-Audio Torq USB&amp;#160;Port, and On/Off Switch Session KeyStudio In the Box: KeyStudio USB Keyboard M-Audio Micro USB Audio Interface Session DVD Including an Integrated Users Guide and Over 3.5GB of Music Content Session KeyStudio Driver CD with PDF User Guide Session KeyStudio Quick Start Guide Session Music Producer In the Box: Producer USB Microphone Session DVD including an integrated User Guide and 3.5GB of professionally recorded instrumental loops and sounds Session and Producer USB Quick Start Guides 6 Foot USB Cable Desktop Mic Stand Soft Zippered Case Torq Mixlab In the Box: X-Session Pro USB MIDI Controller USB Cable Y-Cable Adapter Printed Getting Started Guide &amp;#160; Discuss this product</itunes:summary>
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      <description>Mr. Dwight, I am so so sorry about this Song writing and musical talent not included Gotta a little bit of money? Wanna record your voice? Well, the Music Producer Mic is quite a nice choice With a library of sound loops you can record all your jams It captures quality vocals with its large diaphram Maybe you&#8217;re a DJ beat-matching MP3s And a great two-channel mixer is just what you need With crossfader, three effects, and a 3-band EQ, We&#8217;ve got this great Torq Mixlab and this one&#8217;s for you Then you can tell everybody That you wrote a song It might sound like geese being strangled but Maybe once it is done You&#8217;ll put it online You&#8217;ll put it online Maybe get wealth and fame Or just be a target for &#8216;net trolls to flame This 49 Note Keyboard from Session KeyStudio Has everything you need to play and record a synth-rock show A huge instrument library and works seemlessly With most music software whether Mac or PC So excuse me forgetting, but these things I do But you see there&#8217;s somethin...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Mr. Dwight, I am so so sorry about this Song writing and musical talent not included Gotta a little bit of money? Wanna record your voice? Well, the Music Producer Mic is quite a nice choice With a library of sound loops you can record all your jams It captures quality vocals with its large diaphram Maybe you&#8217;re a DJ beat-matching MP3s And a great two-channel mixer is just what you need With crossfader, three effects, and a 3-band EQ, We&#8217;ve got this great Torq Mixlab and this one&#8217;s for you Then you can tell everybody That you wrote a song It might sound like geese being strangled but Maybe once it is done You&#8217;ll put it online You&#8217;ll put it online Maybe get wealth and fame Or just be a target for &#8216;net trolls to flame This 49 Note Keyboard from Session KeyStudio Has everything you need to play and record a synth-rock show A huge instrument library and works seemlessly With most music software whether Mac or PC So excuse me forgetting, but these things I do But you see there&#8217;s something that we need to tell you Anyway The thing is What I really mean You&#8217;ll only get one per purchase unless you buy all three &#8216;Cause Woot&#8217;s only selling these Sep-er-ate-ly So if you want the whole set you&#8217;ll have to be In it for three We hope you don&#8217;t mind It&#8217;s still a great buy That we&#8217;ve put up on Woot Start being a musician and give your day job the boot We hope you don&#8217;t mind It&#8217;s still a great buy That we&#8217;ve put up on Woot Start being a musician and give your day job the boot Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty $(document).ready(function() {st_widget.create({itemCondition:'New',itemDescription:'M-Audio Recording Studio Equipment',itemPrice:'59.99',bannerStyle:'wide',widgetType:'quote',merchantID:'subscrip_014793207843'}); }); Warranty: 1 Year M-Audio Session KeyStudio 49 Note Keyboard Features: Includes 49-note velocity-sensitive USB keyboard Includes easy-to-use Session software, play hundreds of sounds or turn your PC into a recording studio Huge library of virtual instruments and sound loops, be the entire band Built-in studio-quality effects, mix your songs with CD-quality results Complete package, everything you need to play and record keyboard-based music Simple setup, just install and launch the software, plug in the keyboard and included high-performance audio interface, and start playing Built with the same M-Audio technology used by music professionals on stage and in studios around the world Works seamlessly with most music software, including Session and GarageBand Use the KeyStudio keyboard to play Session&#8217;s huge virtual instrument library, which includes everything from classic sounds like pianos and basses to pop- and rock-inspired synths and sound effects Session has everything you need to turn your jams, remixes and mash-ups into polished, professional-sounding productions. Sweeten a piano line with reverb and echo, give your bass guitar some vintage grit with distortion effects and put some serious thump in your drum loops with powerful equalization and compression tools Connects to your PC with one USB cable&#8212;no extra cables, no drivers and no hassles. Session software instantly recognizes the connected keyboard and takes care of everything else in the background Keystudio System Requirements: Macintosh: Macintosh G3 800/G4 733mhz or higher OS X 10.3.9 with 256mb or higher OS X 10.4.3 or greater with 512mb RAM 1 native USB port PC: Windows XP (SP 2) or Windows Vista 32bit 1.6GHz Processor (CPU requirements may be higher for laptops) 512mb RAM (Windows XP), 1 GB RAM Vista 4GB Hard drive space 32mb Video RAM (XP) 128mb Video Ram (Vista) 1024&#215;768 video resolution (1280&#215;1024 recommended) DVD Drive for Session Software 2 Native USB Ports Music Producer Features: USB microphone, created by the same M-Audio engineers that design recording technology for top studios around the world Features a large diaphragm to capture the subtle nuances of male and female vocal performances Software drivers allow you to listen to your performance in real time, without the annoying delays that otherwise plague computer-based recording Easy to create professional-sounding podcasts and polished music productions in GarageBand Easy-to-use, complete package, make music in minutes Includes Producer USB microphone, capture top-quality vocals Includes intuitive Session software, turn your PC or Mac into a recording studio Huge library of virtual instruments and sound loops, be the entire band Built-in studio effects, mix your songs with CD-quality results Music Producer System Requirements: Macintosh: Macintosh G3 800/G4 733mhz or higher OS X 10.3.9 with 256mb or higher OS X 10.4.3 or greater with 512mb RAM 1 native USB port PC: Windows XP (SP 2) or Windows Vista 32bit 1.6GHz Processor (CPU requirements may be higher for laptops) 512mb RAM (Windows XP), 1 GB RAM Vista 4GB Hard drive space 32mb Video RAM (XP) 128mb Video Ram (Vista) 1024&#215;768 video resolution (1280&#215;1024 recommended) DVD Drive for Session Software 2 Native USB Ports Torq Mixlab Features: Includes Torq LE software and X-Session Pro control surface, integrated plug-and-play hardware/software system Two virtual decks, mix two songs with independent control of speed and pitch 3-band EQ, headphone cueing, crossfader and effects, full-featured mixer Integrates with iTunes, iPods and more, supports standard digital file formats and devices Record your mixes directly to audio files, ready for instant podcasting or CD burning Compatible with both Mac and PC, Torq LE is designed to work right out of the box. Just connect the X-Session Pro, fire up Torq LE and the program takes care of the rest Torq LE organizes everything you need to DJ into a single, easy-to-use workspace. Two virtual decks let you load, cue and play back digital files&#8212;and will even automatically beat-match the files in an instant Just like a traditional DJ setup, Torq LE includes an integrated two-channel mixer with three-band EQ, level controls, headphone cueing, a crossfader and three effects Allows you to cue, beat-match and mix a wide variety of unprotected digital audio file formats, including MP3, AIFF, WAV, WMA, Apple Lossless and AAC. The program organizes all of your digital files into an easily searchable database, enabling you to pull up the perfect track or change up your set in an instant Access your iTunes library through Torq LE, so you can have your music at your fingertips Fuses the standard controls of a two-channel DJ mixer with the transport and pitch controls of a turntable or DJ CD player, enabling you to control everything from a single interface Additional Photos: M-Audio 49 Key Studio M-Audio 49 Key Studio USB&amp;#160;Port, Sustain, and On/Off Switch M-Audio 49 Key Studio Pitch&amp;#160;Bend, Modulation, Octave, Edit, and Volume Control M-Audio Music Producer M-Audio Music Producer On Stand M-Audio Torq Mixlab M-Audio Torq USB&amp;#160;Port, and On/Off Switch Session KeyStudio In the Box: KeyStudio USB Keyboard M-Audio Micro USB Audio Interface Session DVD Including an Integrated Users Guide and Over 3.5GB of Music Content Session KeyStudio Driver CD with PDF User Guide Session KeyStudio Quick Start Guide Session Music Producer In the Box: Producer USB Microphone Session DVD including an integrated User Guide and 3.5GB of professionally recorded instrumental loops and sounds Session and Producer USB Quick Start Guides 6 Foot USB Cable Desktop Mic Stand Soft Zippered Case Torq Mixlab In the Box: X-Session Pro USB MIDI Controller USB Cable Y-Cable Adapter Printed Getting Started Guide &amp;#160; Discuss this product Price: $59.99 I want one!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Mr. Dwight, I am so so sorry about this Song writing and musical talent not included Gotta a little bit of money? Wanna record your voice? Well, the Music Producer Mic is quite a nice choice With a library of sound loops you can record all your jams It captures quality vocals with its large diaphram Maybe you&#8217;re a DJ beat-matching MP3s And a great two-channel mixer is just what you need With crossfader, three effects, and a 3-band EQ, We&#8217;ve got this great Torq Mixlab and this one&#8217;s for you Then you can tell everybody That you wrote a song It might sound like geese being strangled but Maybe once it is done You&#8217;ll put it online You&#8217;ll put it online Maybe get wealth and fame Or just be a target for &#8216;net trolls to flame This 49 Note Keyboard from Session KeyStudio Has everything you need to play and record a synth-rock show A huge instrument library and works seemlessly With most music software whether Mac or PC So excuse me forgetting, but these things I do But you see there&#8217;s something that we need to tell you Anyway The thing is What I really mean You&#8217;ll only get one per purchase unless you buy all three &#8216;Cause Woot&#8217;s only selling these Sep-er-ate-ly So if you want the whole set you&#8217;ll have to be In it for three We hope you don&#8217;t mind It&#8217;s still a great buy That we&#8217;ve put up on Woot Start being a musician and give your day job the boot We hope you don&#8217;t mind It&#8217;s still a great buy That we&#8217;ve put up on Woot Start being a musician and give your day job the boot Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty $(document).ready(function() {st_widget.create({itemCondition:'New',itemDescription:'M-Audio Recording Studio Equipment',itemPrice:'59.99',bannerStyle:'wide',widgetType:'quote',merchantID:'subscrip_014793207843'}); }); Warranty: 1 Year M-Audio Session KeyStudio 49 Note Keyboard Features: Includes 49-note velocity-sensitive USB keyboard Includes easy-to-use Session software, play hundreds of sounds or turn your PC into a recording studio Huge library of virtual instruments and sound loops, be the entire band Built-in studio-quality effects, mix your songs with CD-quality results Complete package, everything you need to play and record keyboard-based music Simple setup, just install and launch the software, plug in the keyboard and included high-performance audio interface, and start playing Built with the same M-Audio technology used by music professionals on stage and in studios around the world Works seamlessly with most music software, including Session and GarageBand Use the KeyStudio keyboard to play Session&#8217;s huge virtual instrument library, which includes everything from classic sounds like pianos and basses to pop- and rock-inspired synths and sound effects Session has everything you need to turn your jams, remixes and mash-ups into polished, professional-sounding productions. Sweeten a piano line with reverb and echo, give your bass guitar some vintage grit with distortion effects and put some serious thump in your drum loops with powerful equalization and compression tools Connects to your PC with one USB cable&#8212;no extra cables, no drivers and no hassles. Session software instantly recognizes the connected keyboard and takes care of everything else in the background Keystudio System Requirements: Macintosh: Macintosh G3 800/G4 733mhz or higher OS X 10.3.9 with 256mb or higher OS X 10.4.3 or greater with 512mb RAM 1 native USB port PC: Windows XP (SP 2) or Windows Vista 32bit 1.6GHz Processor (CPU requirements may be higher for laptops) 512mb RAM (Windows XP), 1 GB RAM Vista 4GB Hard drive space 32mb Video RAM (XP) 128mb Video Ram (Vista) 1024&#215;768 video resolution (1280&#215;1024 recommended) DVD Drive for Session Software 2 Native USB Ports Music Producer Features: USB microphone, created by the same M-Audio engineers that design recording technology for top studios around the world Features a large diaphragm to capture the subtle nuances of male and female vocal performances Software drivers allow you to listen to your performance in real time, without the annoying delays that otherwise plague computer-based recording Easy to create professional-sounding podcasts and polished music productions in GarageBand Easy-to-use, complete package, make music in minutes Includes Producer USB microphone, capture top-quality vocals Includes intuitive Session software, turn your PC or Mac into a recording studio Huge library of virtual instruments and sound loops, be the entire band Built-in studio effects, mix your songs with CD-quality results Music Producer System Requirements: Macintosh: Macintosh G3 800/G4 733mhz or higher OS X 10.3.9 with 256mb or higher OS X 10.4.3 or greater with 512mb RAM 1 native USB port PC: Windows XP (SP 2) or Windows Vista 32bit 1.6GHz Processor (CPU requirements may be higher for laptops) 512mb RAM (Windows XP), 1 GB RAM Vista 4GB Hard drive space 32mb Video RAM (XP) 128mb Video Ram (Vista) 1024&#215;768 video resolution (1280&#215;1024 recommended) DVD Drive for Session Software 2 Native USB Ports Torq Mixlab Features: Includes Torq LE software and X-Session Pro control surface, integrated plug-and-play hardware/software system Two virtual decks, mix two songs with independent control of speed and pitch 3-band EQ, headphone cueing, crossfader and effects, full-featured mixer Integrates with iTunes, iPods and more, supports standard digital file formats and devices Record your mixes directly to audio files, ready for instant podcasting or CD burning Compatible with both Mac and PC, Torq LE is designed to work right out of the box. Just connect the X-Session Pro, fire up Torq LE and the program takes care of the rest Torq LE organizes everything you need to DJ into a single, easy-to-use workspace. Two virtual decks let you load, cue and play back digital files&#8212;and will even automatically beat-match the files in an instant Just like a traditional DJ setup, Torq LE includes an integrated two-channel mixer with three-band EQ, level controls, headphone cueing, a crossfader and three effects Allows you to cue, beat-match and mix a wide variety of unprotected digital audio file formats, including MP3, AIFF, WAV, WMA, Apple Lossless and AAC. The program organizes all of your digital files into an easily searchable database, enabling you to pull up the perfect track or change up your set in an instant Access your iTunes library through Torq LE, so you can have your music at your fingertips Fuses the standard controls of a two-channel DJ mixer with the transport and pitch controls of a turntable or DJ CD player, enabling you to control everything from a single interface Additional Photos: M-Audio 49 Key Studio M-Audio 49 Key Studio USB&amp;#160;Port, Sustain, and On/Off Switch M-Audio 49 Key Studio Pitch&amp;#160;Bend, Modulation, Octave, Edit, and Volume Control M-Audio Music Producer M-Audio Music Producer On Stand M-Audio Torq Mixlab M-Audio Torq USB&amp;#160;Port, and On/Off Switch Session KeyStudio In the Box: KeyStudio USB Keyboard M-Audio Micro USB Audio Interface Session DVD Including an Integrated Users Guide and Over 3.5GB of Music Content Session KeyStudio Driver CD with PDF User Guide Session KeyStudio Quick Start Guide Session Music Producer In the Box: Producer USB Microphone Session DVD including an integrated User Guide and 3.5GB of professionally recorded instrumental loops and sounds Session and Producer USB Quick Start Guides 6 Foot USB Cable Desktop Mic Stand Soft Zippered Case Torq Mixlab In the Box: X-Session Pro USB MIDI Controller USB Cable Y-Cable Adapter Printed Getting Started Guide &amp;#160; Discuss this product Price: $59.99 I want one!</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Vornado Soleaire Personal Foot Heater - $19.99</title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Give &#8216;Em The Ol&#8217; Hotfoot &#8220;Hurry! Hurry! If we don&#8217;t act fast, I might lose the pinky toe!&#8221; &#8220;What? What are you talking about?&#8221; &#8220;My foot! Frostbite is setting in, I can feel it! Where&#8217;s the Vornado Soleaire Personal Foot Heater?&#8221; &#8220;It&#8217;s in the bathroom closet, but&#8230; frostbite? It&#8217;s like 45 degrees outside. And you were only out for, what, 10 minutes? How long does it take to fold up the patio umbrella and stack up the chairs?&#8221; &#8220;Long enough for my foot to get really, really cold! Only the Soleaire&#8217;s revitalizing warmth and passive-massage bumps can possibly save that pinky toe! The situation is critical!&#8221; &#8220;Here it is. But I think you&#8217;re overreacting again. It&#8217;s like that time you thought you got a concussion from &#8216;walking too hard.&#8217; Or when you were convinced that glob of spaghetti sauce on your arm was melanoma.&#8221; &#8220;Will you ever let me live that down? A few thousand dollars in unnecessary radiology procedures and I&#8217;m branded a hypochondriac for life. Ahhh, that Vornado Soleaire Personal Foot Heater seems to be doing the trick. The feeling&#8217;s coming back in that toe. I don&#8217;t want to start celebrating yet, but it looks like amputation won&#8217;t be necessary.&#8221; &#8220;What a miracle. So did you put the umbrella in the garage or the basem-&#8221; &#8220;AAAGHHH! Ow! Help! Help!&#8221; &#8220;What? What&#8217;s wrong? Is it your foot again?&#8221; &#8220;Yes! I burned it on that Vornado Soleaire Personal Foot Heater! Like, fourth or fifth-degree burns, I bet! If I don&#8217;t get medical attention I might lose the pinky toe!&#8221; &#8220;Sigh&#8230;I&#8217;m thinking about losing something myself.&#8221; Warranty:3 Year Vornado Features: Electric foot warmer transfers heat directly from your feet and then upwards through your entire body Includes a fan function that allows you to stay cool and use the unit year-round Ergonomic design that fits under a desk or chair Surface bumps on the tops and sides of the heater provide passive foot massage and promotes better posture Full function foot operated controls, rocker switch controls are simple and easy to operate Low-wattage consumption reduces circuit overloads Automatic shut off after 4 hours Internal over-temperature thermal breaker with a fail-safe back-up fuse This product has earned the ETL Listing Mark Specifications: Color: Black Unit Dimensions: 11.875&#8221;L x 13.75&#8221;W x 5.875&#8221;H Speed: 1 RPM&#8217;s: 3200 rpm Current Draw: 2 amps 120 VAC 60 Hz Watts: 225 W max Maximum Output: 770 BTU/hr. Additional Photos: Vornado EH1-0039-06 Soleaire Personal Foot Heater Foot operated controls In the box: Vornado EH1-0039-06 Soleaire Personal Foot Heater Discuss this product Price: $19.99 I want one!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Give &#8216;Em The Ol&#8217; Hotfoot &#8220;Hurry! Hurry! If we don&#8217;t act fast, I might lose the pinky toe!&#8221; &#8220;What? What are you talking about?&#8221; &#8220;My foot! Frostbite is setting in, I can feel it! Where&#8217;s the Vornado Soleaire Personal Foot Heater?&#8221; &#8220;It&#8217;s in the bathroom closet, but&#8230; frostbite? It&#8217;s like 45 degrees outside. And you were only out for, what, 10 minutes? How long does it take to fold up the patio umbrella and stack up the chairs?&#8221; &#8220;Long enough for my foot to get really, really cold! Only the Soleaire&#8217;s revitalizing warmth and passive-massage bumps can possibly save that pinky toe! The situation is critical!&#8221; &#8220;Here it is. But I think you&#8217;re overreacting again. It&#8217;s like that time you thought you got a concussion from &#8216;walking too hard.&#8217; Or when you were convinced that glob of spaghetti sauce on your arm was melanoma.&#8221; &#8220;Will you ever let me live that down? A few thousand dollars in unnecessary radiology procedures and I&#8217;m branded a hypochondriac for life. Ahhh, that Vornado Soleaire Personal Foot Heater seems to be doing the trick. The feeling&#8217;s coming back in that toe. I don&#8217;t want to start celebrating yet, but it looks like amputation won&#8217;t be necessary.&#8221; &#8220;What a miracle. So did you put the umbrella in the garage or the basem-&#8221; &#8220;AAAGHHH! Ow! Help! Help!&#8221; &#8220;What? What&#8217;s wrong? Is it your foot again?&#8221; &#8220;Yes! I burned it on that Vornado Soleaire Personal Foot Heater! Like, fourth or fifth-degree burns, I bet! If I don&#8217;t get medical attention I might lose the pinky toe!&#8221; &#8220;Sigh&#8230;I&#8217;m thinking about losing something myself.&#8221; Warranty:3 Year Vornado Features: Electric foot warmer transfers heat directly from your feet and then upwards through your entire body Includes a fan function that allows you to stay cool and use the unit year-round Ergonomic design that fits under a desk or chair Surface bumps on the tops and sides of the heater provide passive foot massage and promotes better posture Full function foot operated controls, rocker switch controls are simple and easy to operate Low-wattage consumption reduces circuit overloads Automatic shut off after 4 hours Internal over-temperature thermal breaker with a fail-safe back-up fuse This product has earned the ETL Listing Mark Specifications: Color: Black Unit Dimensions: 11.875&#8221;L x 13.75&#8221;W x 5.875&#8221;H Speed: 1 RPM&#8217;s: 3200 rpm Current Draw: 2 amps 120 VAC 60 Hz Watts: 225 W max Maximum Output: 770 BTU/hr. Additional Photos: Vornado EH1-0039-06 Soleaire Personal Foot Heater Foot operated controls In the box: Vornado EH1-0039-06 Soleaire Personal Foot Heater Discuss this product Price: $19.99 I want one!</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Give &#8216;Em The Ol&#8217; Hotfoot &#8220;Hurry! Hurry! If we don&#8217;t act fast, I might lose the pinky toe!&#8221; &#8220;What? What are you talking about?&#8221; &#8220;My foot! Frostbite is setting in, I can feel it! Where&#8217;s the Vornado Soleaire Personal Foot Heater?&#8221; &#8220;It&#8217;s in the bathroom closet, but&#8230; frostbite? It&#8217;s like 45 degrees outside. And you were only out for, what, 10 minutes? How long does it take to fold up the patio umbrella and stack up the chairs?&#8221; &#8220;Long enough for my foot to get really, really cold! Only the Soleaire&#8217;s revitalizing warmth and passive-massage bumps can possibly save that pinky toe! The situation is critical!&#8221; &#8220;Here it is. But I think you&#8217;re overreacting again. It&#8217;s like that time you thought you got a concussion from &#8216;walking too hard.&#8217; Or when you were convinced that glob of spaghetti sauce on your arm was melanoma.&#8221; &#8220;Will you ever let me live that down? A few thousand dollars in unnecessary radiology procedures and I&#8217;m branded a hypochondriac for life. Ahhh, that Vornado Soleaire Personal Foot Heater seems to be doing the trick. The feeling&#8217;s coming back in that toe. I don&#8217;t want to start celebrating yet, but it looks like amputation won&#8217;t be necessary.&#8221; &#8220;What a miracle. So did you put the umbrella in the garage or the basem-&#8221; &#8220;AAAGHHH! Ow! Help! Help!&#8221; &#8220;What? What&#8217;s wrong? Is it your foot again?&#8221; &#8220;Yes! I burned it on that Vornado Soleaire Personal Foot Heater! Like, fourth or fifth-degree burns, I bet! If I don&#8217;t get medical attention I might lose the pinky toe!&#8221; &#8220;Sigh&#8230;I&#8217;m thinking about losing something myself.&#8221; Warranty:3 Year Vornado Features: Electric foot warmer transfers heat directly from your feet and then upwards through your entire body Includes a fan function that allows you to stay cool and use the unit year-round Ergonomic design that fits under a desk or chair Surface bumps on the tops and sides of the heater provide passive foot massage and promotes better posture Full function foot operated controls, rocker switch controls are simple and easy to operate Low-wattage consumption reduces circuit overloads Automatic shut off after 4 hours Internal over-temperature thermal breaker with a fail-safe back-up fuse This product has earned the ETL Listing Mark Specifications: Color: Black Unit Dimensions: 11.875&#8221;L x 13.75&#8221;W x 5.875&#8221;H Speed: 1 RPM&#8217;s: 3200 rpm Current Draw: 2 amps 120 VAC 60 Hz Watts: 225 W max Maximum Output: 770 BTU/hr. Additional Photos: Vornado EH1-0039-06 Soleaire Personal Foot Heater Foot operated controls In the box: Vornado EH1-0039-06 Soleaire Personal Foot Heater Discuss this product</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Give &#8216;Em The Ol&#8217; Hotfoot &#8220;Hurry! Hurry! If we don&#8217;t act fast, I might lose the pinky toe!&#8221; &#8220;What? What are you talking about?&#8221; &#8220;My foot! Frostbite is setting in, I can feel it! Where&#8217;s the Vornado Soleaire Personal Foot Heater?&#8221; &#8220;It&#8217;s in the bathroom closet, but&#8230; frostbite? It&#8217;s like 45 degrees outside. And you were only out for, what, 10 minutes? How long does it take to fold up the patio umbrella and stack up the chairs?&#8221; &#8220;Long enough for my foot to get really, really cold! Only the Soleaire&#8217;s revitalizing warmth and passive-massage bumps can possibly save that pinky toe! The situation is critical!&#8221; &#8220;Here it is. But I think you&#8217;re overreacting again. It&#8217;s like that time you thought you got a concussion from &#8216;walking too hard.&#8217; Or when you were convinced that glob of spaghetti sauce on your arm was melanoma.&#8221; &#8220;Will you ever let me live that down? A few thousand dollars in unnecessary radiology procedures and I&#8217;m branded a hypochondriac for life. Ahhh, that Vornado Soleaire Personal Foot Heater seems to be doing the trick. The feeling&#8217;s coming back in that toe. I don&#8217;t want to start celebrating yet, but it looks like amputation won&#8217;t be necessary.&#8221; &#8220;What a miracle. So did you put the umbrella in the garage or the basem-&#8221; &#8220;AAAGHHH! Ow! Help! Help!&#8221; &#8220;What? What&#8217;s wrong? Is it your foot again?&#8221; &#8220;Yes! I burned it on that Vornado Soleaire Personal Foot Heater! Like, fourth or fifth-degree burns, I bet! If I don&#8217;t get medical attention I might lose the pinky toe!&#8221; &#8220;Sigh&#8230;I&#8217;m thinking about losing something myself.&#8221; Warranty:3 Year Vornado Features: Electric foot warmer transfers heat directly from your feet and then upwards through your entire body Includes a fan function that allows you to stay cool and use the unit year-round Ergonomic design that fits under a desk or chair Surface bumps on the tops and sides of the heater provide passive foot massage and promotes better posture Full function foot operated controls, rocker switch controls are simple and easy to operate Low-wattage consumption reduces circuit overloads Automatic shut off after 4 hours Internal over-temperature thermal breaker with a fail-safe back-up fuse This product has earned the ETL Listing Mark Specifications: Color: Black Unit Dimensions: 11.875&#8221;L x 13.75&#8221;W x 5.875&#8221;H Speed: 1 RPM&#8217;s: 3200 rpm Current Draw: 2 amps 120 VAC 60 Hz Watts: 225 W max Maximum Output: 770 BTU/hr. Additional Photos: Vornado EH1-0039-06 Soleaire Personal Foot Heater Foot operated controls In the box: Vornado EH1-0039-06 Soleaire Personal Foot Heater Discuss this product</itunes:summary>
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      <description>C&#8217;mon, Share Some Of That Black Ops Budget With Us Happy Birthday, NSA! We hope you&#8217;ll ????? with your ????? ??? today! Once our writeup passes your strict declassification and redaction process, of course. Hey, National Security Agency, you get a bad rap sometimes. And maybe you bring it on yourself a little, to be fair. You&#8217;re sort of like the guy who yells at everyone about how tough he is and then winds up with no one to talk to when he&#8217;s watching the game in the bar. It can be lonely, we&#8217;re sure. But, well, we want to be your friend, NSA. And so we&#8217;d like to wish you happy birthday. You see, ever since you were originally founded, way back in the glorious days of President Truman, you&#8217;ve been working so hard to ??????? and ??????? all sorts of ??????? ???? that comes from ?????? and ?????. Heck, you even went all out and made a kids page! So we&#8217;re thinking the ATI TV Wonder USB HDTV Tuner is the sort of thing you&#8217;d really enjoy, especially today of all days. For example, while ...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>C&#8217;mon, Share Some Of That Black Ops Budget With Us Happy Birthday, NSA! We hope you&#8217;ll ????? with your ????? ??? today! Once our writeup passes your strict declassification and redaction process, of course. Hey, National Security Agency, you get a bad rap sometimes. And maybe you bring it on yourself a little, to be fair. You&#8217;re sort of like the guy who yells at everyone about how tough he is and then winds up with no one to talk to when he&#8217;s watching the game in the bar. It can be lonely, we&#8217;re sure. But, well, we want to be your friend, NSA. And so we&#8217;d like to wish you happy birthday. You see, ever since you were originally founded, way back in the glorious days of President Truman, you&#8217;ve been working so hard to ??????? and ??????? all sorts of ??????? ???? that comes from ?????? and ?????. Heck, you even went all out and made a kids page! So we&#8217;re thinking the ATI TV Wonder USB HDTV Tuner is the sort of thing you&#8217;d really enjoy, especially today of all days. For example, while you&#8217;re ???????? a ?? ???????? on your ????? ???????? ????? ???????, the ATI TV Wonder can let you watch, pause and record over the air HDTV. It also works with Windows Media Center, which means that you can use the DVR guide to find the shows you want, and plan your schedule. No more missing the big game because you&#8217;re stuck monitoring the ?????? hidden under ???? ??! Now you can just watch the whole thing on your laptop in real time, or save it to burn to a DVD so you can watch after the fact! Assuming you are allowed to use that untested prototype ????????? DVD Burner they keep at ???? ??, because a burner is not included with the ATI TV Wonder. But come on, that doesn&#8217;t matter, does it? What matters is that you&#8217;ll finally have a way to enjoy HDTV on the go, thanks to an easy-to-carry, easy-to-hide USB 2.0 stick. Why, it&#8217;s pretty much even smaller than the included remote! This would have been the perfect thing for ???? ?????? to have when he was ?????? ???? ?????? ????? right before the ???????????? that resulted in his ????????? ??????? and ?????????? ???????? ????????. And it&#8217;s just our little way to say thank you, NSA. Thank you for all you&#8217;ve done for us. Thank you for those years of ?????? ??????? in the best interest of the American people. Even if we&#8217;ll never get to know just what ??? ???? ??????? was all about. And hey, once more, happy birthday. You&#8217;re an elder department now, right? Be proud about your age today! After all, you only turn ?? once! Warranty: One Year ATI Features: HDTV Tuner for Notebook or Desktop PC packed into a USB 2.0 stick Schedule, watch, pause and record free-to-air HDTV using easy PVR functions Convert recorded TV into DVDs or to personal media players Both Over-the-air digital TV/HDTV (ATSC) and Cable TV (NTSC) can be recorded with this tuner Works with easy-to-use Windows Media Center which allows you to use the DVR TV Guide which makes it easy to find shows you want and to schedule TV and move recordings up to two weeks in advance You can use parental controls to set rules, so you don&#8217;t have to worry about what your kids are watching Includes 22" telescopic, hinged antenna that screws on to a 2" diameter magnetic base&amp;#160; Antenna has a 45" coax cable, which increases placement options for increased reception&amp;#160; Connectors: F-Type Coaxial / RF connector for HDTV (ATSC) S-video connector (with adapter) Composite video connector (with adapter) Composite audio connectors (with adapter) 24 Button Remote Control: Record - Starts recording the TV program you are currently viewing Play/Pause - Toggle the play and pause functions when playing a DVD or recorded file Stop - Stops playback on a DVD or recorded file Power - Launches the ATI Catalyst Media Center application Replay - Skips to the beginning of the DVD or recorded file Rewind -Scans backward through a DVD or recorded file (Repeated pressing increases speed) Fast Forward - Scans forward through a DVD or recorded file (Repeated pressing increases speed) Skip -Skip to the end of a DVD or recorder file or next audio recording Home - Return to the guide or menu's root page Guide - Open the electronic program guide (EPG) DVD Menu- If a DVD is loaded, this opens the DVD menu CH +/- -Change to the next cannel up or down on the lineup of available channels Back -Return to the previiously viewed screen Information - If additional details about a section are available, this toggles the information on and off Navigation and Selection -Navigate items by moving left or right or scrolling up or down using the arrow buttons OK - Choose the selected item navigated to VOL +/- - Increase or decrease audio volume Last -Return to the previously viewed channel Mute -Toggle audio off or on without stopping playback Minimum Requirements: System: AMD Athlon or AMD Sempron Intel Pentium 4 or Celeron, (or compatible CPU) System Memory: For Windows XP: 256 MB required, 512 MB or more recommended for better performance. 1 GB or more recommended for Microsoft Windows Vista Hi-Speed USB port (USB 2.0) Sound card and speakers Microsoft DirectX 9 compatible or newer graphics card is recommended for optimal display output quality Cable TV signal or amplified antenna for NTSC TV signals Amplified Antenna for ATSC HDTV signals Installation software requires CD-ROM drive Supported Operating Systems: Windows Vista Home Premium Windows Vista Ultimate Windows XP Media Center Edition 2005 Windows XP Home and Professional Edition Requires third party TV/Recording application Additional Photos: Complete Set Close Up of Remote Tuner Connected to Laptop In the box: ATI TV Wonder USB Digital TV Tuner Remote Control Software and Documentation CD 12.5" USB Extension Cable A/V adapter Telescopic Antenna with Magnetic Base Discuss this product</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>C&#8217;mon, Share Some Of That Black Ops Budget With Us Happy Birthday, NSA! We hope you&#8217;ll ????? with your ????? ??? today! Once our writeup passes your strict declassification and redaction process, of course. Hey, National Security Agency, you get a bad rap sometimes. And maybe you bring it on yourself a little, to be fair. You&#8217;re sort of like the guy who yells at everyone about how tough he is and then winds up with no one to talk to when he&#8217;s watching the game in the bar. It can be lonely, we&#8217;re sure. But, well, we want to be your friend, NSA. And so we&#8217;d like to wish you happy birthday. You see, ever since you were originally founded, way back in the glorious days of President Truman, you&#8217;ve been working so hard to ??????? and ??????? all sorts of ??????? ???? that comes from ?????? and ?????. Heck, you even went all out and made a kids page! So we&#8217;re thinking the ATI TV Wonder USB HDTV Tuner is the sort of thing you&#8217;d really enjoy, especially today of all days. For example, while you&#8217;re ???????? a ?? ???????? on your ????? ???????? ????? ???????, the ATI TV Wonder can let you watch, pause and record over the air HDTV. It also works with Windows Media Center, which means that you can use the DVR guide to find the shows you want, and plan your schedule. No more missing the big game because you&#8217;re stuck monitoring the ?????? hidden under ???? ??! Now you can just watch the whole thing on your laptop in real time, or save it to burn to a DVD so you can watch after the fact! Assuming you are allowed to use that untested prototype ????????? DVD Burner they keep at ???? ??, because a burner is not included with the ATI TV Wonder. But come on, that doesn&#8217;t matter, does it? What matters is that you&#8217;ll finally have a way to enjoy HDTV on the go, thanks to an easy-to-carry, easy-to-hide USB 2.0 stick. Why, it&#8217;s pretty much even smaller than the included remote! This would have been the perfect thing for ???? ?????? to have when he was ?????? ???? ?????? ????? right before the ???????????? that resulted in his ????????? ??????? and ?????????? ???????? ????????. And it&#8217;s just our little way to say thank you, NSA. Thank you for all you&#8217;ve done for us. Thank you for those years of ?????? ??????? in the best interest of the American people. Even if we&#8217;ll never get to know just what ??? ???? ??????? was all about. And hey, once more, happy birthday. You&#8217;re an elder department now, right? Be proud about your age today! After all, you only turn ?? once! Warranty: One Year ATI Features: HDTV Tuner for Notebook or Desktop PC packed into a USB 2.0 stick Schedule, watch, pause and record free-to-air HDTV using easy PVR functions Convert recorded TV into DVDs or to personal media players Both Over-the-air digital TV/HDTV (ATSC) and Cable TV (NTSC) can be recorded with this tuner Works with easy-to-use Windows Media Center which allows you to use the DVR TV Guide which makes it easy to find shows you want and to schedule TV and move recordings up to two weeks in advance You can use parental controls to set rules, so you don&#8217;t have to worry about what your kids are watching Includes 22" telescopic, hinged antenna that screws on to a 2" diameter magnetic base&amp;#160; Antenna has a 45" coax cable, which increases placement options for increased reception&amp;#160; Connectors: F-Type Coaxial / RF connector for HDTV (ATSC) S-video connector (with adapter) Composite video connector (with adapter) Composite audio connectors (with adapter) 24 Button Remote Control: Record - Starts recording the TV program you are currently viewing Play/Pause - Toggle the play and pause functions when playing a DVD or recorded file Stop - Stops playback on a DVD or recorded file Power - Launches the ATI Catalyst Media Center application Replay - Skips to the beginning of the DVD or recorded file Rewind -Scans backward through a DVD or recorded file (Repeated pressing increases speed) Fast Forward - Scans forward through a DVD or recorded file (Repeated pressing increases speed) Skip -Skip to the end of a DVD or recorder file or next audio recording Home - Return to the guide or menu's root page Guide - Open the electronic program guide (EPG) DVD Menu- If a DVD is loaded, this opens the DVD menu CH +/- -Change to the next cannel up or down on the lineup of available channels Back -Return to the previiously viewed screen Information - If additional details about a section are available, this toggles the information on and off Navigation and Selection -Navigate items by moving left or right or scrolling up or down using the arrow buttons OK - Choose the selected item navigated to VOL +/- - Increase or decrease audio volume Last -Return to the previously viewed channel Mute -Toggle audio off or on without stopping playback Minimum Requirements: System: AMD Athlon or AMD Sempron Intel Pentium 4 or Celeron, (or compatible CPU) System Memory: For Windows XP: 256 MB required, 512 MB or more recommended for better performance. 1 GB or more recommended for Microsoft Windows Vista Hi-Speed USB port (USB 2.0) Sound card and speakers Microsoft DirectX 9 compatible or newer graphics card is recommended for optimal display output quality Cable TV signal or amplified antenna for NTSC TV signals Amplified Antenna for ATSC HDTV signals Installation software requires CD-ROM drive Supported Operating Systems: Windows Vista Home Premium Windows Vista Ultimate Windows XP Media Center Edition 2005 Windows XP Home and Professional Edition Requires third party TV/Recording application Additional Photos: Complete Set Close Up of Remote Tuner Connected to Laptop In the box: ATI TV Wonder USB Digital TV Tuner Remote Control Software and Documentation CD 12.5" USB Extension Cable A/V adapter Telescopic Antenna with Magnetic Base Discuss this product</itunes:summary>
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      <title>ATI TV Wonder USB Digital HDTV Tuner - $19.99</title>
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      <description>C&#8217;mon, Share Some Of That Black Ops Budget With Us Happy Birthday, NSA! We hope you&#8217;ll ????? with your ????? ??? today! Once our writeup passes your strict declassification and redaction process, of course. Hey, National Security Agency, you get a bad rap sometimes. And maybe you bring it on yourself a little, to be fair. You&#8217;re sort of like the guy who yells at everyone about how tough he is and then winds up with no one to talk to when he&#8217;s watching the game in the bar. It can be lonely, we&#8217;re sure. But, well, we want to be your friend, NSA. And so we&#8217;d like to wish you happy birthday. You see, ever since you were originally founded, way back in the glorious days of President Truman, you&#8217;ve been working so hard to ??????? and ??????? all sorts of ??????? ???? that comes from ?????? and ?????. Heck, you even went all out and made a kids page! So we&#8217;re thinking the ATI TV Wonder USB HDTV Tuner is the sort of thing you&#8217;d really enjoy, especially today of all days. For example, while ...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>C&#8217;mon, Share Some Of That Black Ops Budget With Us Happy Birthday, NSA! We hope you&#8217;ll ????? with your ????? ??? today! Once our writeup passes your strict declassification and redaction process, of course. Hey, National Security Agency, you get a bad rap sometimes. And maybe you bring it on yourself a little, to be fair. You&#8217;re sort of like the guy who yells at everyone about how tough he is and then winds up with no one to talk to when he&#8217;s watching the game in the bar. It can be lonely, we&#8217;re sure. But, well, we want to be your friend, NSA. And so we&#8217;d like to wish you happy birthday. You see, ever since you were originally founded, way back in the glorious days of President Truman, you&#8217;ve been working so hard to ??????? and ??????? all sorts of ??????? ???? that comes from ?????? and ?????. Heck, you even went all out and made a kids page! So we&#8217;re thinking the ATI TV Wonder USB HDTV Tuner is the sort of thing you&#8217;d really enjoy, especially today of all days. For example, while you&#8217;re ???????? a ?? ???????? on your ????? ???????? ????? ???????, the ATI TV Wonder can let you watch, pause and record over the air HDTV. It also works with Windows Media Center, which means that you can use the DVR guide to find the shows you want, and plan your schedule. No more missing the big game because you&#8217;re stuck monitoring the ?????? hidden under ???? ??! Now you can just watch the whole thing on your laptop in real time, or save it to burn to a DVD so you can watch after the fact! Assuming you are allowed to use that untested prototype ????????? DVD Burner they keep at ???? ??, because a burner is not included with the ATI TV Wonder. But come on, that doesn&#8217;t matter, does it? What matters is that you&#8217;ll finally have a way to enjoy HDTV on the go, thanks to an easy-to-carry, easy-to-hide USB 2.0 stick. Why, it&#8217;s pretty much even smaller than the included remote! This would have been the perfect thing for ???? ?????? to have when he was ?????? ???? ?????? ????? right before the ???????????? that resulted in his ????????? ??????? and ?????????? ???????? ????????. And it&#8217;s just our little way to say thank you, NSA. Thank you for all you&#8217;ve done for us. Thank you for those years of ?????? ??????? in the best interest of the American people. Even if we&#8217;ll never get to know just what ??? ???? ??????? was all about. And hey, once more, happy birthday. You&#8217;re an elder department now, right? Be proud about your age today! After all, you only turn ?? once! Warranty: One Year ATI Features: HDTV Tuner for Notebook or Desktop PC packed into a USB 2.0 stick Schedule, watch, pause and record free-to-air HDTV using easy PVR functions Convert recorded TV into DVDs or to personal media players Both Over-the-air digital TV/HDTV (ATSC) and Cable TV (NTSC) can be recorded with this tuner Works with easy-to-use Windows Media Center which allows you to use the DVR TV Guide which makes it easy to find shows you want and to schedule TV and move recordings up to two weeks in advance You can use parental controls to set rules, so you don&#8217;t have to worry about what your kids are watching Includes 22" telescopic, hinged antenna that screws on to a 2" diameter magnetic base&amp;#160; Antenna has a 45" coax cable, which increases placement options for increased reception&amp;#160; Connectors: F-Type Coaxial / RF connector for HDTV (ATSC) S-video connector (with adapter) Composite video connector (with adapter) Composite audio connectors (with adapter) 24 Button Remote Control: Record - Starts recording the TV program you are currently viewing Play/Pause - Toggle the play and pause functions when playing a DVD or recorded file Stop - Stops playback on a DVD or recorded file Power - Launches the ATI Catalyst Media Center application Replay - Skips to the beginning of the DVD or recorded file Rewind -Scans backward through a DVD or recorded file (Repeated pressing increases speed) Fast Forward - Scans forward through a DVD or recorded file (Repeated pressing increases speed) Skip -Skip to the end of a DVD or recorder file or next audio recording Home - Return to the guide or menu's root page Guide - Open the electronic program guide (EPG) DVD Menu- If a DVD is loaded, this opens the DVD menu CH +/- -Change to the next cannel up or down on the lineup of available channels Back -Return to the previiously viewed screen Information - If additional details about a section are available, this toggles the information on and off Navigation and Selection -Navigate items by moving left or right or scrolling up or down using the arrow buttons OK - Choose the selected item navigated to VOL +/- - Increase or decrease audio volume Last -Return to the previously viewed channel Mute -Toggle audio off or on without stopping playback Minimum Requirements: System: AMD Athlon or AMD Sempron Intel Pentium 4 or Celeron, (or compatible CPU) System Memory: For Windows XP: 256 MB required, 512 MB or more recommended for better performance. 1 GB or more recommended for Microsoft Windows Vista Hi-Speed USB port (USB 2.0) Sound card and speakers Microsoft DirectX 9 compatible or newer graphics card is recommended for optimal display output quality Cable TV signal or amplified antenna for NTSC TV signals Amplified Antenna for ATSC HDTV signals Installation software requires CD-ROM drive Supported Operating Systems: Windows Vista Home Premium Windows Vista Ultimate Windows XP Media Center Edition 2005 Windows XP Home and Professional Edition Requires third party TV/Recording application Additional Photos: Complete Set Close Up of Remote Tuner Connected to Laptop In the box: ATI TV Wonder USB Digital TV Tuner Remote Control Software and Documentation CD 12.5" USB Extension Cable A/V adapter Telescopic Antenna with Magnetic Base Discuss this product Price: $19.99 I want one!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>C&#8217;mon, Share Some Of That Black Ops Budget With Us Happy Birthday, NSA! We hope you&#8217;ll ????? with your ????? ??? today! Once our writeup passes your strict declassification and redaction process, of course. Hey, National Security Agency, you get a bad rap sometimes. And maybe you bring it on yourself a little, to be fair. You&#8217;re sort of like the guy who yells at everyone about how tough he is and then winds up with no one to talk to when he&#8217;s watching the game in the bar. It can be lonely, we&#8217;re sure. But, well, we want to be your friend, NSA. And so we&#8217;d like to wish you happy birthday. You see, ever since you were originally founded, way back in the glorious days of President Truman, you&#8217;ve been working so hard to ??????? and ??????? all sorts of ??????? ???? that comes from ?????? and ?????. Heck, you even went all out and made a kids page! So we&#8217;re thinking the ATI TV Wonder USB HDTV Tuner is the sort of thing you&#8217;d really enjoy, especially today of all days. For example, while you&#8217;re ???????? a ?? ???????? on your ????? ???????? ????? ???????, the ATI TV Wonder can let you watch, pause and record over the air HDTV. It also works with Windows Media Center, which means that you can use the DVR guide to find the shows you want, and plan your schedule. No more missing the big game because you&#8217;re stuck monitoring the ?????? hidden under ???? ??! Now you can just watch the whole thing on your laptop in real time, or save it to burn to a DVD so you can watch after the fact! Assuming you are allowed to use that untested prototype ????????? DVD Burner they keep at ???? ??, because a burner is not included with the ATI TV Wonder. But come on, that doesn&#8217;t matter, does it? What matters is that you&#8217;ll finally have a way to enjoy HDTV on the go, thanks to an easy-to-carry, easy-to-hide USB 2.0 stick. Why, it&#8217;s pretty much even smaller than the included remote! This would have been the perfect thing for ???? ?????? to have when he was ?????? ???? ?????? ????? right before the ???????????? that resulted in his ????????? ??????? and ?????????? ???????? ????????. And it&#8217;s just our little way to say thank you, NSA. Thank you for all you&#8217;ve done for us. Thank you for those years of ?????? ??????? in the best interest of the American people. Even if we&#8217;ll never get to know just what ??? ???? ??????? was all about. And hey, once more, happy birthday. You&#8217;re an elder department now, right? Be proud about your age today! After all, you only turn ?? once! Warranty: One Year ATI Features: HDTV Tuner for Notebook or Desktop PC packed into a USB 2.0 stick Schedule, watch, pause and record free-to-air HDTV using easy PVR functions Convert recorded TV into DVDs or to personal media players Both Over-the-air digital TV/HDTV (ATSC) and Cable TV (NTSC) can be recorded with this tuner Works with easy-to-use Windows Media Center which allows you to use the DVR TV Guide which makes it easy to find shows you want and to schedule TV and move recordings up to two weeks in advance You can use parental controls to set rules, so you don&#8217;t have to worry about what your kids are watching Includes 22" telescopic, hinged antenna that screws on to a 2" diameter magnetic base&amp;#160; Antenna has a 45" coax cable, which increases placement options for increased reception&amp;#160; Connectors: F-Type Coaxial / RF connector for HDTV (ATSC) S-video connector (with adapter) Composite video connector (with adapter) Composite audio connectors (with adapter) 24 Button Remote Control: Record - Starts recording the TV program you are currently viewing Play/Pause - Toggle the play and pause functions when playing a DVD or recorded file Stop - Stops playback on a DVD or recorded file Power - Launches the ATI Catalyst Media Center application Replay - Skips to the beginning of the DVD or recorded file Rewind -Scans backward through a DVD or recorded file (Repeated pressing increases speed) Fast Forward - Scans forward through a DVD or recorded file (Repeated pressing increases speed) Skip -Skip to the end of a DVD or recorder file or next audio recording Home - Return to the guide or menu's root page Guide - Open the electronic program guide (EPG) DVD Menu- If a DVD is loaded, this opens the DVD menu CH +/- -Change to the next cannel up or down on the lineup of available channels Back -Return to the previiously viewed screen Information - If additional details about a section are available, this toggles the information on and off Navigation and Selection -Navigate items by moving left or right or scrolling up or down using the arrow buttons OK - Choose the selected item navigated to VOL +/- - Increase or decrease audio volume Last -Return to the previously viewed channel Mute -Toggle audio off or on without stopping playback Minimum Requirements: System: AMD Athlon or AMD Sempron Intel Pentium 4 or Celeron, (or compatible CPU) System Memory: For Windows XP: 256 MB required, 512 MB or more recommended for better performance. 1 GB or more recommended for Microsoft Windows Vista Hi-Speed USB port (USB 2.0) Sound card and speakers Microsoft DirectX 9 compatible or newer graphics card is recommended for optimal display output quality Cable TV signal or amplified antenna for NTSC TV signals Amplified Antenna for ATSC HDTV signals Installation software requires CD-ROM drive Supported Operating Systems: Windows Vista Home Premium Windows Vista Ultimate Windows XP Media Center Edition 2005 Windows XP Home and Professional Edition Requires third party TV/Recording application Additional Photos: Complete Set Close Up of Remote Tuner Connected to Laptop In the box: ATI TV Wonder USB Digital TV Tuner Remote Control Software and Documentation CD 12.5" USB Extension Cable A/V adapter Telescopic Antenna with Magnetic Base Discuss this product Price: $19.99 I want one!</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Blockade Noise Isolating Earbuds - 2 Pack</title>
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      <description>I think the little hairy guy with the claws is popping my bike tires on purpose Head down, earbuds in, try not to get hit by a laser My mother-in-law thought we were crazy. &#8220;You two are going to end up pulverized by a giant world-eating alien just like your Aunt Regina!&#8221; We&#8217;ve always wanted to live in Metro City, though, and when Jessica got that job offer at the Major Daily Newspaper, we were excited to move to where all the costumed action is. For about the first three weeks, anyway. When the errant meteorite hit the Volvo, we shrugged it off and started using public transportation. Then, our dog Scamp was eaten by the Crimson Cowl&#8217;s cyborg velociraptors. And around the fourth time some villain&#8217;s robot henchman gets plowed through your wall and into your living room without so much as a &#8220;Sorry, Citizens&#8221; from whatever hero happens to be on duty that day, you start to get a little annoyed. I&#8217;m not complaining, really. That&#8217;s what cape insurance is for, after all. That&#8217;s the price y...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>I think the little hairy guy with the claws is popping my bike tires on purpose Head down, earbuds in, try not to get hit by a laser My mother-in-law thought we were crazy. &#8220;You two are going to end up pulverized by a giant world-eating alien just like your Aunt Regina!&#8221; We&#8217;ve always wanted to live in Metro City, though, and when Jessica got that job offer at the Major Daily Newspaper, we were excited to move to where all the costumed action is. For about the first three weeks, anyway. When the errant meteorite hit the Volvo, we shrugged it off and started using public transportation. Then, our dog Scamp was eaten by the Crimson Cowl&#8217;s cyborg velociraptors. And around the fourth time some villain&#8217;s robot henchman gets plowed through your wall and into your living room without so much as a &#8220;Sorry, Citizens&#8221; from whatever hero happens to be on duty that day, you start to get a little annoyed. I&#8217;m not complaining, really. That&#8217;s what cape insurance is for, after all. That&#8217;s the price you pay for living in the superhero capital of the world, I guess. You either pack your things and move to Wyoming, or you learn to adapt. It just takes a little adjusting. So on the nights when the sky burns red with crisis or some silver-plated intergalactic herald is preaching doom and gloom all over the city, my wife and I plug the Blockade Noise Isolating Earbuds into our MP3 players. The triple flange design provides optimal noise protection from all the laser blasts and explosions that flood the city soundscape, allowing us to concentrate on the music or audiobook we&#8217;re listening to. When I need to take a trip down to the corner market and have to jump out of the way of an automobile being thrown by some hulking gamma-irradiated scientist, the comfortable fit of these earbuds means the music stays in my ears. The integrated volume control in the cord is great for when I want to drown out any superhero bellowing witty banter, too. If anyone knows a good way of keeping some of these heroes from perching on the gargoyle outside our bedroom window at night, though, I&#8217;d love to hear it. I know they&#8217;re just doing their inner-monologue thing, but it gets kinda creepy. Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty Features: Patented triple-flange ear bud design provides optimal noise protection for an excellent fit that radically reduces noise Integrated volume control places fingertip adjustment of any iPod or MP3 player easily within reach 24 decibel Noise Reduction Rating brings an end to dangerously over-cranked tunes struggling to compete with loud external sounds Use in the yard while mowing and gardening, in the workshop, on the job, in the gym or traveling on a plane to safely isolate background noise Ultra comfortable design from the same company who brought you the industry leading WorkTunes iPod and MP3 compatible (any device with a 3.5mm plug) Meets ANSI/OSHA Standards Additional Photos: Blockade Noise Isolating Earbuds Volume Control Triple-flange ear bud design In the box: 2 AO Safety 99014 Blockade Noise Isolating Earbuds 6 Extra Pairs of Ear Tips 2 Carrying Bags Discuss this product</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>I think the little hairy guy with the claws is popping my bike tires on purpose Head down, earbuds in, try not to get hit by a laser My mother-in-law thought we were crazy. &#8220;You two are going to end up pulverized by a giant world-eating alien just like your Aunt Regina!&#8221; We&#8217;ve always wanted to live in Metro City, though, and when Jessica got that job offer at the Major Daily Newspaper, we were excited to move to where all the costumed action is. For about the first three weeks, anyway. When the errant meteorite hit the Volvo, we shrugged it off and started using public transportation. Then, our dog Scamp was eaten by the Crimson Cowl&#8217;s cyborg velociraptors. And around the fourth time some villain&#8217;s robot henchman gets plowed through your wall and into your living room without so much as a &#8220;Sorry, Citizens&#8221; from whatever hero happens to be on duty that day, you start to get a little annoyed. I&#8217;m not complaining, really. That&#8217;s what cape insurance is for, after all. That&#8217;s the price you pay for living in the superhero capital of the world, I guess. You either pack your things and move to Wyoming, or you learn to adapt. It just takes a little adjusting. So on the nights when the sky burns red with crisis or some silver-plated intergalactic herald is preaching doom and gloom all over the city, my wife and I plug the Blockade Noise Isolating Earbuds into our MP3 players. The triple flange design provides optimal noise protection from all the laser blasts and explosions that flood the city soundscape, allowing us to concentrate on the music or audiobook we&#8217;re listening to. When I need to take a trip down to the corner market and have to jump out of the way of an automobile being thrown by some hulking gamma-irradiated scientist, the comfortable fit of these earbuds means the music stays in my ears. The integrated volume control in the cord is great for when I want to drown out any superhero bellowing witty banter, too. If anyone knows a good way of keeping some of these heroes from perching on the gargoyle outside our bedroom window at night, though, I&#8217;d love to hear it. I know they&#8217;re just doing their inner-monologue thing, but it gets kinda creepy. Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty Features: Patented triple-flange ear bud design provides optimal noise protection for an excellent fit that radically reduces noise Integrated volume control places fingertip adjustment of any iPod or MP3 player easily within reach 24 decibel Noise Reduction Rating brings an end to dangerously over-cranked tunes struggling to compete with loud external sounds Use in the yard while mowing and gardening, in the workshop, on the job, in the gym or traveling on a plane to safely isolate background noise Ultra comfortable design from the same company who brought you the industry leading WorkTunes iPod and MP3 compatible (any device with a 3.5mm plug) Meets ANSI/OSHA Standards Additional Photos: Blockade Noise Isolating Earbuds Volume Control Triple-flange ear bud design In the box: 2 AO Safety 99014 Blockade Noise Isolating Earbuds 6 Extra Pairs of Ear Tips 2 Carrying Bags Discuss this product</itunes:summary>
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      <title>iRobot Roomba 530 Robotic Vacuum with Virtual Wall</title>
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      <description>Looking For Mr. Roombar This is nice, isn&#8217;t it? I have to say, I was surprised when you called me. Most people who date robots prefer the kind that, you know, look like people. I just keep thinking about all those times you came over to play cards with Len and Sherry. Of course I noticed you, but I never imagined you noticed me, way down on the floor in my self-charging home base. Well, there was this one time when I heard you ask Sherry about me. It made my heart leap. But then Sherry just started talking about how convenient I was, and how my counter-rotating Bristle Brush and Beater Brush work together like a broom and dustpan to lift hair, dust, and debris out of carpet. I just assumed you were interested in my cleaning abilities, not me personally. Glad I was wrong! Wow, everything on the menu looks so good. I&#8217;d heard about this place, but it&#8217;s even nicer than I imagined. Well, except for the floors. It&#8217;s like they think they can slap down a brown carpet and forget about ever v...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Looking For Mr. Roombar This is nice, isn&#8217;t it? I have to say, I was surprised when you called me. Most people who date robots prefer the kind that, you know, look like people. I just keep thinking about all those times you came over to play cards with Len and Sherry. Of course I noticed you, but I never imagined you noticed me, way down on the floor in my self-charging home base. Well, there was this one time when I heard you ask Sherry about me. It made my heart leap. But then Sherry just started talking about how convenient I was, and how my counter-rotating Bristle Brush and Beater Brush work together like a broom and dustpan to lift hair, dust, and debris out of carpet. I just assumed you were interested in my cleaning abilities, not me personally. Glad I was wrong! Wow, everything on the menu looks so good. I&#8217;d heard about this place, but it&#8217;s even nicer than I imagined. Well, except for the floors. It&#8217;s like they think they can slap down a brown carpet and forget about ever vacuuming again. Well, they can&#8217;t fool me and my Dirt Detect capability. Like that smear of, like, dried holladaise sauce or whatever it is, over by that booth. See, if it was up to me, I&#8217;d really bear down with my Spot Clean mode, and I&#8217;d have that crud lifted up before you could say &#8220;new, improved filter&#8221;. See, that&#8217;s the difference between me and a regular old- Listen to me. Talking shop in the middle of a lovely first date. Sorry. I just don&#8217;t get out much. So, uh, have you seen any interesting movies lately? I haven&#8217;t. I&#8217;ve actually never seen a movie in a theater. Every time I try, I see all that popcorn and all those crumbs all over the floor, and I just can&#8217;t resist getting down there and sweeping it all up. Well, you can imagine the noise. I&#8217;m loud, I know. What can I say? I grew up in a loud family. You get us together, it&#8217;s VRRRR-VRRRR-VRRRR the whole time. What? Go back to your place? Sure. Yeah, that would be fun. I&#8217;m not that hungry anyway. Um, yes, I did bring my Virtual Wall. Yeah, I emptied my Debris Bin right before you picked me up. Why do you ask? Oh. Oh, I see. So it&#8217;s like that. I guess I should&#8217;ve known. Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty $(document).ready(function() {st_widget.create({itemCondition:'Refurbished',itemDescription:'iRobot Roomba 530 Robotic Vacuum with Virtual Wall',itemPrice:'129.99',bannerStyle:'wide',widgetType:'quote',merchantID:'subscrip_014793207843'}); }); Warranty: 90 Day iRobot Features: Efficiently vacuums dirt, debris, pet hair, dust, allergens and more from carpets and hard floors Counter rotating Bristle Brush and Beater Brush work together like a dustpan and broom Sturdy Bristle Brush digs deep into carpet fibers to grab dirt, debris, pet hair and more Powerful vacuum sucks large and small debris into the large, bag-less bin Fine filter traps dust, pollen and tiny particulate inside the bin Cleans the whole floor, under and around furniture, into corners and along wall edges Detects dirtier areas and spends more time cleaning them Spot Clean provides quick clean-up of spills and concentrated messes Automatically senses and avoids stairs and other drop-offs Simple operation&#8212;just press the Clean button and Roomba does the rest Automatically returns to its self-charging Home Base&#174; to dock and recharge between cleanings Faster counter-rotating brushes with improved design pick up more hair and debris and are easier to remove and clean Improved filter captures more dust and allergens while a larger bin holds more debris Improved anti-tangle technology keeps Roomba from getting stuck on cords, carpet fringe and tassels Improved sidebrush makes Roomba even more efficient at cleaning edges and corners Additional Photo: Underbelly In Home Base with Virtual Wall Virtual Wall In the box: 1 iRobot Roomba 530 1 Virtual Wall&amp;#160; 1 Self-charging Home Base 1 Power Supply (3 hour charge time) 1 Rechargeable Battery 1 Filter &amp;#160; Discuss this product</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Looking For Mr. Roombar This is nice, isn&#8217;t it? I have to say, I was surprised when you called me. Most people who date robots prefer the kind that, you know, look like people. I just keep thinking about all those times you came over to play cards with Len and Sherry. Of course I noticed you, but I never imagined you noticed me, way down on the floor in my self-charging home base. Well, there was this one time when I heard you ask Sherry about me. It made my heart leap. But then Sherry just started talking about how convenient I was, and how my counter-rotating Bristle Brush and Beater Brush work together like a broom and dustpan to lift hair, dust, and debris out of carpet. I just assumed you were interested in my cleaning abilities, not me personally. Glad I was wrong! Wow, everything on the menu looks so good. I&#8217;d heard about this place, but it&#8217;s even nicer than I imagined. Well, except for the floors. It&#8217;s like they think they can slap down a brown carpet and forget about ever vacuuming again. Well, they can&#8217;t fool me and my Dirt Detect capability. Like that smear of, like, dried holladaise sauce or whatever it is, over by that booth. See, if it was up to me, I&#8217;d really bear down with my Spot Clean mode, and I&#8217;d have that crud lifted up before you could say &#8220;new, improved filter&#8221;. See, that&#8217;s the difference between me and a regular old- Listen to me. Talking shop in the middle of a lovely first date. Sorry. I just don&#8217;t get out much. So, uh, have you seen any interesting movies lately? I haven&#8217;t. I&#8217;ve actually never seen a movie in a theater. Every time I try, I see all that popcorn and all those crumbs all over the floor, and I just can&#8217;t resist getting down there and sweeping it all up. Well, you can imagine the noise. I&#8217;m loud, I know. What can I say? I grew up in a loud family. You get us together, it&#8217;s VRRRR-VRRRR-VRRRR the whole time. What? Go back to your place? Sure. Yeah, that would be fun. I&#8217;m not that hungry anyway. Um, yes, I did bring my Virtual Wall. Yeah, I emptied my Debris Bin right before you picked me up. Why do you ask? Oh. Oh, I see. So it&#8217;s like that. I guess I should&#8217;ve known. Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty $(document).ready(function() {st_widget.create({itemCondition:'Refurbished',itemDescription:'iRobot Roomba 530 Robotic Vacuum with Virtual Wall',itemPrice:'129.99',bannerStyle:'wide',widgetType:'quote',merchantID:'subscrip_014793207843'}); }); Warranty: 90 Day iRobot Features: Efficiently vacuums dirt, debris, pet hair, dust, allergens and more from carpets and hard floors Counter rotating Bristle Brush and Beater Brush work together like a dustpan and broom Sturdy Bristle Brush digs deep into carpet fibers to grab dirt, debris, pet hair and more Powerful vacuum sucks large and small debris into the large, bag-less bin Fine filter traps dust, pollen and tiny particulate inside the bin Cleans the whole floor, under and around furniture, into corners and along wall edges Detects dirtier areas and spends more time cleaning them Spot Clean provides quick clean-up of spills and concentrated messes Automatically senses and avoids stairs and other drop-offs Simple operation&#8212;just press the Clean button and Roomba does the rest Automatically returns to its self-charging Home Base&#174; to dock and recharge between cleanings Faster counter-rotating brushes with improved design pick up more hair and debris and are easier to remove and clean Improved filter captures more dust and allergens while a larger bin holds more debris Improved anti-tangle technology keeps Roomba from getting stuck on cords, carpet fringe and tassels Improved sidebrush makes Roomba even more efficient at cleaning edges and corners Additional Photo: Underbelly In Home Base with Virtual Wall Virtual Wall In the box: 1 iRobot Roomba 530 1 Virtual Wall&amp;#160; 1 Self-charging Home Base 1 Power Supply (3 hour charge time) 1 Rechargeable Battery 1 Filter &amp;#160; Discuss this product</itunes:summary>
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      <title>TruBamboo Bamboo Kitchen &amp; Sushi Pack - $49.99</title>
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      <description>No Bamboozlin&#8217; As you probably know, I was captured in 1988 by an elite team of Soviet, Cuban, Vietnamese and Chinese commandos (one each). They held me in a prison camp in the middle of China and tried to break my spirit with propaganda, which they could not do, so they got frustrated and subjected me to all kinds of torture and drugs and things I prefer not to remember. Then sometimes they would make me fight a gladiator robot in a big gladiator pit, which I was only able to defeat thanks to a my martial arts skills and willingness to sometimes integrate mathematical paradoxes into my fighting style, which confused the robot and melted down his processors. One night after a long session of them trying to brainwash me into admitting Katarina Witt was hotter than Dorothy Hamill (which she was, but I would never give them the satisfaction), I decided to break out. I had been tied to the ground like every night to sleep on a bed of sharpened bamboo stalks. Bamboo, as you probably know...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>No Bamboozlin&#8217; As you probably know, I was captured in 1988 by an elite team of Soviet, Cuban, Vietnamese and Chinese commandos (one each). They held me in a prison camp in the middle of China and tried to break my spirit with propaganda, which they could not do, so they got frustrated and subjected me to all kinds of torture and drugs and things I prefer not to remember. Then sometimes they would make me fight a gladiator robot in a big gladiator pit, which I was only able to defeat thanks to a my martial arts skills and willingness to sometimes integrate mathematical paradoxes into my fighting style, which confused the robot and melted down his processors. One night after a long session of them trying to brainwash me into admitting Katarina Witt was hotter than Dorothy Hamill (which she was, but I would never give them the satisfaction), I decided to break out. I had been tied to the ground like every night to sleep on a bed of sharpened bamboo stalks. Bamboo, as you probably know, grows so fast you can see it with the naked eye, and so these sharpened stalks would penetrate my flesh overnight, which I was only able to survive out of sheer force of will and mental meditation to overcome the pain. But on this night I was able to uproot one of these stalks and use the sharpened end to cut myself free of my bonds so that I was free like an American eagle soaring in the sky, except that I wasn&#8217;t soaring in the sky, I was just kind of sitting there. Then, when the guard came in to give me my midnight beating, I hid behind the door and smacked him with the stalk, right in the puss! Bam-boo-ya! He was out cold. I took his uniform, which barely fit because of my much more muscular build, and made a run for the river, stopping only briefly to blow up the whole prison camp. Then there were dogs and guards after me, so when I got to the river, I swam underwater, breathing through my bamboo stalk to avoid detection by sight or scent. And as I drifted many miles to the mouth of the river and freedom, I thought &#8220;you know something, bamboo? You and me, we&#8217;ve been through a lot, good times and bad, and if we make it out of here, I say we&#8217;re partners for life, in everything we do, including chopping up vegetables or making sushi for dinner parties or serving out salad or whatever.&#8221; And that&#8217;s why all my kitchen stuff is bamboo. Well, that and because it&#8217;s a material that absorbs very little moisture and is 16% harder than maple (but lighter than oak) and is resistant to bacteria, so it&#8217;s a pretty good thing to make kitchen utensils out of. If I had escaped from behind enemy lines using a pail full of animal fat, I probably wouldn&#8217;t have tried to make chopsticks out of that. 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TruBamboo recommends that you oil frequently afterwards to preserve the finish. Bamboo boards and accessories are NOT dishwasher safe. Wash with SOAP and WARM WATER ONLY. Discuss this product Price: $49.99 I want one!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>No Bamboozlin&#8217; As you probably know, I was captured in 1988 by an elite team of Soviet, Cuban, Vietnamese and Chinese commandos (one each). They held me in a prison camp in the middle of China and tried to break my spirit with propaganda, which they could not do, so they got frustrated and subjected me to all kinds of torture and drugs and things I prefer not to remember. Then sometimes they would make me fight a gladiator robot in a big gladiator pit, which I was only able to defeat thanks to a my martial arts skills and willingness to sometimes integrate mathematical paradoxes into my fighting style, which confused the robot and melted down his processors. One night after a long session of them trying to brainwash me into admitting Katarina Witt was hotter than Dorothy Hamill (which she was, but I would never give them the satisfaction), I decided to break out. I had been tied to the ground like every night to sleep on a bed of sharpened bamboo stalks. Bamboo, as you probably know, grows so fast you can see it with the naked eye, and so these sharpened stalks would penetrate my flesh overnight, which I was only able to survive out of sheer force of will and mental meditation to overcome the pain. But on this night I was able to uproot one of these stalks and use the sharpened end to cut myself free of my bonds so that I was free like an American eagle soaring in the sky, except that I wasn&#8217;t soaring in the sky, I was just kind of sitting there. Then, when the guard came in to give me my midnight beating, I hid behind the door and smacked him with the stalk, right in the puss! Bam-boo-ya! He was out cold. I took his uniform, which barely fit because of my much more muscular build, and made a run for the river, stopping only briefly to blow up the whole prison camp. Then there were dogs and guards after me, so when I got to the river, I swam underwater, breathing through my bamboo stalk to avoid detection by sight or scent. And as I drifted many miles to the mouth of the river and freedom, I thought &#8220;you know something, bamboo? You and me, we&#8217;ve been through a lot, good times and bad, and if we make it out of here, I say we&#8217;re partners for life, in everything we do, including chopping up vegetables or making sushi for dinner parties or serving out salad or whatever.&#8221; And that&#8217;s why all my kitchen stuff is bamboo. Well, that and because it&#8217;s a material that absorbs very little moisture and is 16% harder than maple (but lighter than oak) and is resistant to bacteria, so it&#8217;s a pretty good thing to make kitchen utensils out of. If I had escaped from behind enemy lines using a pail full of animal fat, I probably wouldn&#8217;t have tried to make chopsticks out of that. 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TruBamboo recommends that you oil frequently afterwards to preserve the finish. Bamboo boards and accessories are NOT dishwasher safe. Wash with SOAP and WARM WATER ONLY. Discuss this product Price: $49.99 I want one!</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 05:17:33 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Philips 42&#8221; 1080p LCD HDTV</title>
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      <description>If You&#8217;re Not Part Of The Solution You Should Buy A TV We stand on the edge of perhaps the greatest test a world government will ever face. If you don&#8217;t have a TV, you&#8217;re gonna be missing out. Get this Philips 42&#8221; 1080p LCD HDTV before it all goes crazy! A few weeks ago, the International Criminal Court in The Hague issued an arrest warrant for the President of Sudan. This means that the concept of a world governing body is either about to be solidly proven or completely ignored. And when they report this groundbreaking news during the thirty seconds when they shrink the credits of today&#8217;s King Of Queens rerun, you&#8217;ll be able to enjoy it in full HDTV quality, thanks to the Philips 42&#8221; 1080p LCD HDTV. And what if you can&#8217;t stand how boring it is to consider the scope of the Darfur war crimes? Well, there are four HDMI with HDCP ports on the back, so you can use one of your external devices like a DVD player or a video game system. Maybe you could finally get that A which Tony Hawk hi...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>If You&#8217;re Not Part Of The Solution You Should Buy A TV We stand on the edge of perhaps the greatest test a world government will ever face. If you don&#8217;t have a TV, you&#8217;re gonna be missing out. Get this Philips 42&#8221; 1080p LCD HDTV before it all goes crazy! A few weeks ago, the International Criminal Court in The Hague issued an arrest warrant for the President of Sudan. This means that the concept of a world governing body is either about to be solidly proven or completely ignored. And when they report this groundbreaking news during the thirty seconds when they shrink the credits of today&#8217;s King Of Queens rerun, you&#8217;ll be able to enjoy it in full HDTV quality, thanks to the Philips 42&#8221; 1080p LCD HDTV. And what if you can&#8217;t stand how boring it is to consider the scope of the Darfur war crimes? Well, there are four HDMI with HDCP ports on the back, so you can use one of your external devices like a DVD player or a video game system. Maybe you could finally get that A which Tony Hawk hid over the plane in the hangar. You&#8217;ve really been putting that off for too long, in our opinion. Talk about a crime. Maybe we should call the U.N. on YOU!! The Philips 42&#8221; 1080p LCD HDTV also has a USB connector to let you view photos and listen to music by just plugging your device in. It&#8217;ll get you listening faster than Doctors Without Borders was kicked out after the Sudanese government revoked their visas in response to the warrant. Thankfully, the 30 watt speakers means no one can ignore the cries that will come from your tv. By which we mean you should turn it down when you&#8217;re watching Lord Of The Rings so you don&#8217;t disturb your neighbors. Why didn&#8217;t they film the Shire stuff, anyway? Don&#8217;t they know people love to pay attention to large scale oppression brought on by cruel power-hungry leaders? Hopefully that stuff will be in The Hobbit or something. Jackson really dropped the ball. It might be hard to convince national leaders to surrender their implied soverenty to a global body even though it could benefit the greater good long term, but, honestly, how is that ever going to trouble you? They&#8217;re about to release &#8220;Tales Of The Black Freighter&#8221; on Blu-Ray! You think a masterpiece like that deserves to be watched on a regular television? Get the Philips 42&#8221; 1080p LCD HDTV so you can take look at a cartoon based on a comic that explains the depth of man&#8217;s inhumanity to man in a way never before seen in the world, anywhere. That Alan Moore is such a genius. Oh, hey, it just hit us, won&#8217;t Halo Wars look great on this thing? Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty $(document).ready(function() {st_widget.create({itemCondition:'Refurbished',itemDescription:'Philips 42&#8221; 1080p LCD HDTV',itemPrice:'579.99',bannerStyle:'wide',widgetType:'quote',merchantID:'subscrip_014793207843'}); }); Warranty: 90 Day Philips Features: Full HD widescreen resolution of 1920&#215;1080p, the highest resolution of HD sources for the best picture quality 4 HDMI with HDCP - connect multiple HD sources (HD settop box, Blu-ray, game console or digital camcorder) Invisible sound system that blends perfectly with the design of the cabinet 25 watt with BBE for powerful sound and great voice clarity, BBE high definition sound enables you to experience real natural music, speech intelligibility with rich and clear audible vocals Dolby Digital output for connection to a home theatre system EasyLink uses the HDMI CEC industry standard protocol to share functionality between connected devices and the TV. Only one remote control is needed to operate main functionalities on your TV and connected devices. Works with all HDMI CEC certified products. Settings assistant for effortless personalized TV settings Built-in ATSC &amp;amp; QAM tuner for reception of over-the-air and unscrambled HD cable programs USB connector allows access to jpeg photos and mp3 music on most USB-sticks (USB memory-class device). Plug the USB into the slot at the side of the TV and access your photos or music files. You can easily view and share your photos and music Specifications: Picture/Display Aspect ratio: 16:9 Widescreen Brightness: 500 cd/m&#178; Dynamic screen contrast: 29000:1 Response time (typical): 5 ms Viewing angle: 178&#186; (H) / 178&#186; (V) Diagonal screen size (inch): 42 inch Diagonal screen size (metric): 107 cm Visible screen diagonal (inch): 42.02 inch Panel resolution: 1920x1080p Picture enhancement: 3/2 - 2/2 motion pull down, 3D Combfilter, Active Control + Light sensor, Dynamic contrast enhancement, Progressive Scan Supported Display Resolution Computer formats: 640 x 480 60Hz 800 x 600 60Hz 1024 x 768 60Hz 1280 x 768 60Hz 1280 x 1024 60Hz 1360 x 768 60Hz 1920 x 1080i 60Hz 1920 x 1080p 60Hz Video formats: 480i 60Hz 480p 60Hz 720p 60Hz 1080i 60Hz 1080p 60Hz Sound Equalizer: 5-bands Output power (RMS): 25W Sound Enhancement: Incredible Surround Sound System: Dolby Digital (AC-3), BBE Built-in speakers: 4 Convenience Child Protection: Child Lock+Parental Control Clock: On main display, Sleep Timer Ease of Installation: Autostore Ease of Use: 4 favorite lists, Auto Volume Leveller (AVL), Channel list, Settings assistant Wizard, Side Control Remote Control: TV Screen Format Adjustments: 4:3, Auto Format, Movie expand 14:9, Movie expand 16:9, Super Zoom, Widescreen, unscaled (1080p dot by dot) Multimedia Applications Multimedia connections: USB memory class device Playback Formats: MP3, Slideshow files (.alb), JPEG Still pictures Tuner/Reception/Transmission Aerial Input: 75 ohm F-type TV system: ATSC, NTSC Video Playback: NTSC Cable: Unscrambled Digital Cable -QAM Tuner bands: Hyperband, S-Channel, UHF, VHF Connectivity AV 1: Audio L/R in, YPbPr AV 2: Audio L/R in, YPbPr AV 3: CVBS in, S-Video in HDMI 1: HDMI v1.3 HDMI 2: HDMI v1.3 HDMI 3: Analog audio L/R in, HDMI v1.3 EasyLink (HDMI-CEC): One touch play, Power status, System info (menu language), System standby Front / Side connections: HDMI, S-video in, CVBS in, Audio L/R in, Headphone out, USB Audio Output - Digital: Coaxial (cinch) Power Ambient temperature: 5 &#176;C to 40 &#176;C Mains power: 110-240V, 50-60Hz Power consumption: 260 W Standby power consumption: &amp;lt; 1 W Dimensions Set Width (inch): 41.19 inch Set Height (inch): 25.39 inch Set Depth (inch): 3.48 inch Set width (with stand) (inch): 41.19 inch Set height (with stand) (inch): 28.19 inch Set depth (with stand) (inch): 10.31 inch Weight incl. Packaging (lb): 64.0 Product weight (lb): 51.8 (with stand), 42.3 (without stand) Box width (inch): 45.31 inch Box height (inch): 31.22 inch Box depth (inch): 13.11 inch VESA wall mount compatible: 400 x 400 mm In the box: Philips 42TA648BX Television Power Cable Remote Control Users Guide &amp;#160; Discuss this product</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>If You&#8217;re Not Part Of The Solution You Should Buy A TV We stand on the edge of perhaps the greatest test a world government will ever face. If you don&#8217;t have a TV, you&#8217;re gonna be missing out. Get this Philips 42&#8221; 1080p LCD HDTV before it all goes crazy! A few weeks ago, the International Criminal Court in The Hague issued an arrest warrant for the President of Sudan. This means that the concept of a world governing body is either about to be solidly proven or completely ignored. And when they report this groundbreaking news during the thirty seconds when they shrink the credits of today&#8217;s King Of Queens rerun, you&#8217;ll be able to enjoy it in full HDTV quality, thanks to the Philips 42&#8221; 1080p LCD HDTV. And what if you can&#8217;t stand how boring it is to consider the scope of the Darfur war crimes? Well, there are four HDMI with HDCP ports on the back, so you can use one of your external devices like a DVD player or a video game system. Maybe you could finally get that A which Tony Hawk hid over the plane in the hangar. You&#8217;ve really been putting that off for too long, in our opinion. Talk about a crime. Maybe we should call the U.N. on YOU!! The Philips 42&#8221; 1080p LCD HDTV also has a USB connector to let you view photos and listen to music by just plugging your device in. It&#8217;ll get you listening faster than Doctors Without Borders was kicked out after the Sudanese government revoked their visas in response to the warrant. Thankfully, the 30 watt speakers means no one can ignore the cries that will come from your tv. By which we mean you should turn it down when you&#8217;re watching Lord Of The Rings so you don&#8217;t disturb your neighbors. Why didn&#8217;t they film the Shire stuff, anyway? Don&#8217;t they know people love to pay attention to large scale oppression brought on by cruel power-hungry leaders? Hopefully that stuff will be in The Hobbit or something. Jackson really dropped the ball. It might be hard to convince national leaders to surrender their implied soverenty to a global body even though it could benefit the greater good long term, but, honestly, how is that ever going to trouble you? They&#8217;re about to release &#8220;Tales Of The Black Freighter&#8221; on Blu-Ray! You think a masterpiece like that deserves to be watched on a regular television? Get the Philips 42&#8221; 1080p LCD HDTV so you can take look at a cartoon based on a comic that explains the depth of man&#8217;s inhumanity to man in a way never before seen in the world, anywhere. That Alan Moore is such a genius. Oh, hey, it just hit us, won&#8217;t Halo Wars look great on this thing? Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty $(document).ready(function() {st_widget.create({itemCondition:'Refurbished',itemDescription:'Philips 42&#8221; 1080p LCD HDTV',itemPrice:'579.99',bannerStyle:'wide',widgetType:'quote',merchantID:'subscrip_014793207843'}); }); Warranty: 90 Day Philips Features: Full HD widescreen resolution of 1920&#215;1080p, the highest resolution of HD sources for the best picture quality 4 HDMI with HDCP - connect multiple HD sources (HD settop box, Blu-ray, game console or digital camcorder) Invisible sound system that blends perfectly with the design of the cabinet 25 watt with BBE for powerful sound and great voice clarity, BBE high definition sound enables you to experience real natural music, speech intelligibility with rich and clear audible vocals Dolby Digital output for connection to a home theatre system EasyLink uses the HDMI CEC industry standard protocol to share functionality between connected devices and the TV. Only one remote control is needed to operate main functionalities on your TV and connected devices. Works with all HDMI CEC certified products. Settings assistant for effortless personalized TV settings Built-in ATSC &amp;amp; QAM tuner for reception of over-the-air and unscrambled HD cable programs USB connector allows access to jpeg photos and mp3 music on most USB-sticks (USB memory-class device). Plug the USB into the slot at the side of the TV and access your photos or music files. You can easily view and share your photos and music Specifications: Picture/Display Aspect ratio: 16:9 Widescreen Brightness: 500 cd/m&#178; Dynamic screen contrast: 29000:1 Response time (typical): 5 ms Viewing angle: 178&#186; (H) / 178&#186; (V) Diagonal screen size (inch): 42 inch Diagonal screen size (metric): 107 cm Visible screen diagonal (inch): 42.02 inch Panel resolution: 1920x1080p Picture enhancement: 3/2 - 2/2 motion pull down, 3D Combfilter, Active Control + Light sensor, Dynamic contrast enhancement, Progressive Scan Supported Display Resolution Computer formats: 640 x 480 60Hz 800 x 600 60Hz 1024 x 768 60Hz 1280 x 768 60Hz 1280 x 1024 60Hz 1360 x 768 60Hz 1920 x 1080i 60Hz 1920 x 1080p 60Hz Video formats: 480i 60Hz 480p 60Hz 720p 60Hz 1080i 60Hz 1080p 60Hz Sound Equalizer: 5-bands Output power (RMS): 25W Sound Enhancement: Incredible Surround Sound System: Dolby Digital (AC-3), BBE Built-in speakers: 4 Convenience Child Protection: Child Lock+Parental Control Clock: On main display, Sleep Timer Ease of Installation: Autostore Ease of Use: 4 favorite lists, Auto Volume Leveller (AVL), Channel list, Settings assistant Wizard, Side Control Remote Control: TV Screen Format Adjustments: 4:3, Auto Format, Movie expand 14:9, Movie expand 16:9, Super Zoom, Widescreen, unscaled (1080p dot by dot) Multimedia Applications Multimedia connections: USB memory class device Playback Formats: MP3, Slideshow files (.alb), JPEG Still pictures Tuner/Reception/Transmission Aerial Input: 75 ohm F-type TV system: ATSC, NTSC Video Playback: NTSC Cable: Unscrambled Digital Cable -QAM Tuner bands: Hyperband, S-Channel, UHF, VHF Connectivity AV 1: Audio L/R in, YPbPr AV 2: Audio L/R in, YPbPr AV 3: CVBS in, S-Video in HDMI 1: HDMI v1.3 HDMI 2: HDMI v1.3 HDMI 3: Analog audio L/R in, HDMI v1.3 EasyLink (HDMI-CEC): One touch play, Power status, System info (menu language), System standby Front / Side connections: HDMI, S-video in, CVBS in, Audio L/R in, Headphone out, USB Audio Output - Digital: Coaxial (cinch) Power Ambient temperature: 5 &#176;C to 40 &#176;C Mains power: 110-240V, 50-60Hz Power consumption: 260 W Standby power consumption: &amp;lt; 1 W Dimensions Set Width (inch): 41.19 inch Set Height (inch): 25.39 inch Set Depth (inch): 3.48 inch Set width (with stand) (inch): 41.19 inch Set height (with stand) (inch): 28.19 inch Set depth (with stand) (inch): 10.31 inch Weight incl. Packaging (lb): 64.0 Product weight (lb): 51.8 (with stand), 42.3 (without stand) Box width (inch): 45.31 inch Box height (inch): 31.22 inch Box depth (inch): 13.11 inch VESA wall mount compatible: 400 x 400 mm In the box: Philips 42TA648BX Television Power Cable Remote Control Users Guide &amp;#160; Discuss this product</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 05:11:03 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>MoviePix HD 720p Camcorder</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/25383422-MoviePix-HD-720p-Camcorder</link>
      <description>Like Assuming, Just With Less Ass Perfect for those guilty moments you want to relive later. We like to pronounce the name of the Kobian MoviePix DV-A84 HD 720p Camcorder like this: Co-buyin&#8217;. That&#8217;s because it takes you and us, together, to get rid of these things. And that&#8217;s teamwork, which we&#8217;re all about. In fact, just the other day at our church picnic, while we were stealing the potato salad and hiding under a tree so we could have it all to ourselves, we started thinking, wouldn&#8217;t a camera that recorded right to SDHC cards be pretty fantastic? No tapes or crazy transfer protocols, just a nice, clean memory card. In fact, we thought as we stuck our fists in the bowl and ate by the handful, a camera like that, people would forgive the fact it had a crappy digital zoom and that the microphone sometimes picked up the click of the zooming process. Who really needs zoom anyway, we reasoned, mayonnaise dripping on our shirt. If someone wanted to zoom, they could just walk closer! An...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Like Assuming, Just With Less Ass Perfect for those guilty moments you want to relive later. We like to pronounce the name of the Kobian MoviePix DV-A84 HD 720p Camcorder like this: Co-buyin&#8217;. That&#8217;s because it takes you and us, together, to get rid of these things. And that&#8217;s teamwork, which we&#8217;re all about. In fact, just the other day at our church picnic, while we were stealing the potato salad and hiding under a tree so we could have it all to ourselves, we started thinking, wouldn&#8217;t a camera that recorded right to SDHC cards be pretty fantastic? No tapes or crazy transfer protocols, just a nice, clean memory card. In fact, we thought as we stuck our fists in the bowl and ate by the handful, a camera like that, people would forgive the fact it had a crappy digital zoom and that the microphone sometimes picked up the click of the zooming process. Who really needs zoom anyway, we reasoned, mayonnaise dripping on our shirt. If someone wanted to zoom, they could just walk closer! And that&#8217;s why we&#8217;re here, Co-buyin&#8217;. Also, do you happen to have any potato salad? Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty $(document).ready(function() {st_widget.create({itemCondition:'New',itemDescription:'MoviePix HD 720p Camcorder',itemPrice:'59.99',bannerStyle:'wide',widgetType:'quote',merchantID:'subscrip_014793207843'}); }); Warranty: One Year Kobian Features: HD digital video camcorder HDMI ouput, mini HDMI to full sized HDMI cable required 720p High definition video resolution 16:9 Video mode for optimizing widescreen viewing Digital stabilizer 8MP digital camera 2.4&#8221; High quality LCD display with 270 degree rotation Multifunctional camera can be used as a digital camcorder, digital still camera, voice recorder, music player and as a PC web cam Specifications: 720P HD Video Resolution: 1280&#215;720 Video Frame Rate up to 30 fps Digital Zoom: 8X Digital Stabilizer Camera Resolution: 8MP File Format: MP4, JPEG, WAV, MP3 External Memory: SD/SDHC up to 8GB NP-60 Li-ion rechargeable battery Additional Photos: Front View with Screen Flipped Controls on Back with Screen Open Profile View In the box: Kobian MoviePix DV-A84 HD 720p Camcorder USB Cable AV Cable Hand Strap Li-ion Battery Power Adapter Discuss this product</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Like Assuming, Just With Less Ass Perfect for those guilty moments you want to relive later. We like to pronounce the name of the Kobian MoviePix DV-A84 HD 720p Camcorder like this: Co-buyin&#8217;. That&#8217;s because it takes you and us, together, to get rid of these things. And that&#8217;s teamwork, which we&#8217;re all about. In fact, just the other day at our church picnic, while we were stealing the potato salad and hiding under a tree so we could have it all to ourselves, we started thinking, wouldn&#8217;t a camera that recorded right to SDHC cards be pretty fantastic? No tapes or crazy transfer protocols, just a nice, clean memory card. In fact, we thought as we stuck our fists in the bowl and ate by the handful, a camera like that, people would forgive the fact it had a crappy digital zoom and that the microphone sometimes picked up the click of the zooming process. Who really needs zoom anyway, we reasoned, mayonnaise dripping on our shirt. If someone wanted to zoom, they could just walk closer! And that&#8217;s why we&#8217;re here, Co-buyin&#8217;. Also, do you happen to have any potato salad? Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty $(document).ready(function() {st_widget.create({itemCondition:'New',itemDescription:'MoviePix HD 720p Camcorder',itemPrice:'59.99',bannerStyle:'wide',widgetType:'quote',merchantID:'subscrip_014793207843'}); }); Warranty: One Year Kobian Features: HD digital video camcorder HDMI ouput, mini HDMI to full sized HDMI cable required 720p High definition video resolution 16:9 Video mode for optimizing widescreen viewing Digital stabilizer 8MP digital camera 2.4&#8221; High quality LCD display with 270 degree rotation Multifunctional camera can be used as a digital camcorder, digital still camera, voice recorder, music player and as a PC web cam Specifications: 720P HD Video Resolution: 1280&#215;720 Video Frame Rate up to 30 fps Digital Zoom: 8X Digital Stabilizer Camera Resolution: 8MP File Format: MP4, JPEG, WAV, MP3 External Memory: SD/SDHC up to 8GB NP-60 Li-ion rechargeable battery Additional Photos: Front View with Screen Flipped Controls on Back with Screen Open Profile View In the box: Kobian MoviePix DV-A84 HD 720p Camcorder USB Cable AV Cable Hand Strap Li-ion Battery Power Adapter Discuss this product</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 05:09:03 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Shock-Duel Shocking Game</title>
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      <description>&#8220;Thank you, gentlemen. Eternal battle for the domination of the world begins.&#8221; So maybe it isn't as high tech as Domination, but then you're no Sean Connery either. Warranty: 90 Day Warranty Jumpin Banana Features: Each player must grip a handle provided and see who can hold on the longest Shock elevates and becomes longer in duration as the game is continued After 5 seconds the shock will stop and then restart again, only the shock levels will continue to increase until somebody gives in and can take it no more The contestant that lets go of their handle first is the loser 1 handle requires (3) AAA batteries (not included) In the box: Jumpin Banana JB1079 Shock-Duel Shocking Game Discuss this product</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>&#8220;Thank you, gentlemen. Eternal battle for the domination of the world begins.&#8221; So maybe it isn't as high tech as Domination, but then you're no Sean Connery either. Warranty: 90 Day Warranty Jumpin Banana Features: Each player must grip a handle provided and see who can hold on the longest Shock elevates and becomes longer in duration as the game is continued After 5 seconds the shock will stop and then restart again, only the shock levels will continue to increase until somebody gives in and can take it no more The contestant that lets go of their handle first is the loser 1 handle requires (3) AAA batteries (not included) In the box: Jumpin Banana JB1079 Shock-Duel Shocking Game Discuss this product</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>&#8220;Thank you, gentlemen. Eternal battle for the domination of the world begins.&#8221; So maybe it isn't as high tech as Domination, but then you're no Sean Connery either. Warranty: 90 Day Warranty Jumpin Banana Features: Each player must grip a handle provided and see who can hold on the longest Shock elevates and becomes longer in duration as the game is continued After 5 seconds the shock will stop and then restart again, only the shock levels will continue to increase until somebody gives in and can take it no more The contestant that lets go of their handle first is the loser 1 handle requires (3) AAA batteries (not included) In the box: Jumpin Banana JB1079 Shock-Duel Shocking Game Discuss this product</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Zune 80GB Multimedia Player &amp; Home Audio/Video Pack</title>
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      <description>Zune Horribly Destroyed? Before we buy this, all we want is some answers, Microsoft: has the Zune HD been destroyed by ruthless cyborg assassins from an alternate universe? We don&#8217;t know if the rumors are true, but frankly, your official silence on the issue speaks volumes. (We&#8217;re done emailing your customer service department, at least until they answer our first 38 emails.) As Internet word has it, your upcoming Zune HD release has been thwarted by killer battle-borgs sent from a universe where Steve Jobs was born in the 16th century and introduced the iPod hundreds of years earlier, eventually winning him global domination and, somehow, immortality. Now he&#8217;s determined to stamp out Microsoft wherever they appear &#8211; even in other realities. So what&#8217;s up? If it&#8217;s true, we&#8217;re just going to go ahead and buy this Microsoft Zune 80GB with Dock &amp;amp; Home A/V Kit. we suppose we&#8217;ll make do with its 20,000-song capacity and its 3.2&#8221; color screen until you fight off the cyborgs or they take...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Zune Horribly Destroyed? Before we buy this, all we want is some answers, Microsoft: has the Zune HD been destroyed by ruthless cyborg assassins from an alternate universe? We don&#8217;t know if the rumors are true, but frankly, your official silence on the issue speaks volumes. (We&#8217;re done emailing your customer service department, at least until they answer our first 38 emails.) As Internet word has it, your upcoming Zune HD release has been thwarted by killer battle-borgs sent from a universe where Steve Jobs was born in the 16th century and introduced the iPod hundreds of years earlier, eventually winning him global domination and, somehow, immortality. Now he&#8217;s determined to stamp out Microsoft wherever they appear &#8211; even in other realities. So what&#8217;s up? If it&#8217;s true, we&#8217;re just going to go ahead and buy this Microsoft Zune 80GB with Dock &amp;amp; Home A/V Kit. we suppose we&#8217;ll make do with its 20,000-song capacity and its 3.2&#8221; color screen until you fight off the cyborgs or they take over our reality, whichever. And we&#8217;ll watch it through our TVs and charge it in our AC outlets, thanks to the Dock &amp;amp; Home A/V kit. We&#8217;ll hold out just a little longer for the official word. But again, the wall of silence you&#8217;ve erected around this issue is not very reassuring, especially given the rapid pace with which this information is leaking out. I always say, read something in enough tweets and it must be true. Warranty: 90 Day Microsoft &amp;#160; Zune 80GB Features: 80 GB capacity. Holds up to 20,000 songs, or 25,000 pictures, or 250 hours of video Beautiful, big screen. Featuring a 3.2-inch color screen, Zune 80GB is perfect for portable video viewing Touch controls. Kiss slow scrolling goodbye. The innovative new Zune pad makes browsing your device a blast. Fly effortlessly through your music, picture, and video collections Wireless sync. Cut the cord to your PC. Refresh your Zune with new content anytime you charge your device, through your home wireless network Wireless Zune-to-Zune sharing. Share full-length tracks of your favorite songs, albums, playlists, pictures and even audio podcasts. Listen to the full track of any song you receive up to three times, and even pass along songs you receive to other friends nearby who have a Zune. If you like a song you receive, you can easily add it to your wish list and then buy it from your PC the next time you sync TV and movies to go. Zune Marketplace now offers more than 600 popular TV shows to download and own. Zune will import unprotected .WMV, .MPG4 and H.264 files into your video library. Also, if you&#8217;re recording TV shows or movies with Windows Media Center in Windows Vista, you can import and sync them to your device. Load up your favorite videos and hit the road Built-in FM radio. Tune in to one of your favorite local stations while on the go or working out. Advanced tuning capabilities let you see the name of the song currently playing on select frequencies Zune Marketplace. Featuring over 3 million songs, DRM-free MP3s, music videos, audio/video podcasts and more, your store is always open and just a mouse click away. Learn more Your games. Your music. Your way. Plug your Zune into your Xbox 360 and customize the soundtrack in your favorite games. You can also stream content in Zune software to your Xbox 360 using a wireless connection Buy from FM radio. Instantly purchase songs you hear on FM radio stations directly from your Zune device. If you are in a Wi-Fi hotspot, the song will immediately download to your Zune. If not, you will have a queue of songs ready to purchase when you sync to your home computer. Buy from FM works with radio stations that broadcast RDS and RT Plus data&#8212;the same technology that shows the song titles and information on FM radio stations you listen to in your car Wirelessly browse and buy on the fly. Browse and purchase tracks from the Zune Marketplace online store directly from your device when in a Wi-Fi hotspot or through a home wireless network Audiobooks. To start listening to your favorite book on your Zune, visit audible.com or overdrive.com to sync your favorites Games on the go. Free games will keep you entertained on the go Zune 80GB Specifications: Size: 61.1 mm x 108.2 mm x 12.9 mm (w x h x d) Weight: 4.5 ounces (128 grams) Music, up to 24 hours (wireless off); video, up to 4 hours Charge Time: 3 hours; 2 hours to 90 percent Screen Size Size: 3.2-inch color display Screen Type: Scratch-resistant glass Screen Orientation: Vertical (music) and horizontal (pictures and videos) Screen Resolution: 320 pixels x 240 pixels Audio Suppport: Windows Media&#174; Audio Standard (WMA) (.wma): Up to 320 Kbps; constant bit rate (CBR) and variable bit rate (VBR) up to 48-kHz sample rate. WMA Pro 2-channel up to 384 Kbps; CBR and VBR up to 48-kHz WMA Lossless Advanced Audio Coding (AAC) (.mp4, .m4a, .m4b, .mov) &#8211; .m4a and .m4b files without FairPlay DRM up to 320 Kbps; CBR and VBR up to 48-kHz MP3 (.mp3) &#8211; Up to 320 Kbps; CBR and VBR up to 48-kHz Photo Support: JPEG &#8211; (.jpg) Windows Media Video (WMV) (.wmv) &#8211; Main and Simple Profile, CBR or VBR, up to 3.0 Mbps peak video bit rate; 720 pixels x 480 pixels up to 30 frames per second (or 720 pixels x 576 pixels up to 25 frames per second). Zune software will transcode HD WMV files at device sync MPEG-4 (MP4/M4V) (.mp4) Part 2 video &#8211; Simple Profile up to 2.5 Mbps peak video bit rate; 720 pixels x 480 pixels up to 30 frames per second (or 720 pixels x 576 pixels up to 25 frames per second). Zune software will transcode HD MPEG-4 files at device sync H.264 video &#8211; Baseline Profile up to 2.5 Mbps peak video bit rate; 720 pixels x 480 pixels up to 30 frames per second (or 720 pixels x 576 pixels up to 25 frames per second). Zune software will transcode HD H.264 files at device sync DVR-MS &#8211; Zune software will transcode at time of sync Wireless Connectivity: 802.11b/g compatible Wireless Range: Up to 30 feet In range, see other Zune users, see their &#8220;now playing&#8221; status (when enabled on a given Zune), and send and receive songs and pictures Connectivity: 802.11b/g compatible Authentication modes: Open, WEP, WPA, and WPA2 Encryption modes: WEP 64- and 128-bit, TKIP, and AES Zune Home A/V Pack Features: Wirelessly control Zune. The wireless remote gives you full access to your Zune device from anywhere in the room. Charge and play. Charge your Zune while you listen to music. The Zune Dock includes a longer cable to accommodate your home setup, and the Zune AC adapter is optimized to fit into most power strips by taking up less room. Small and convenient AC adapter. Half the size of the original, the new smaller Zune AC Adapter is more portable and easily fits into crowded power strips. For added convenience, the cable plugs into the side so you can fit it behind dressers and tables. Display photos and video on your TV. Zune 80 and Zune 120 have the ability to use your TV as a display for viewing photos and video. Just plug the included composite AV output cable into your TV. Component output for Zune 80 and Zune 120. For Zune 80 and Zune 120 owners, you can purchase component video cables to watch movies in 480i using this kit. Additional Photos: Zune 80 Music Menu Zune 80 Games Zune 80 Radio Display Home A/V Pack Remote for Home A/V Pack Dock for Home A/V Pack Removable Back plate for Dock Component Connections on Back of Dock In the box: Zune 80 Regular Zune Headphones Zune Sync Cable Three pairs of foam earpiece covers Zune Home A/V Pack Zune Dock Three faceplates (one for each device type) Zune Wireless Remote Zune AC Adapter Zune A/V Output Cable Discuss this product</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Zune Horribly Destroyed? Before we buy this, all we want is some answers, Microsoft: has the Zune HD been destroyed by ruthless cyborg assassins from an alternate universe? We don&#8217;t know if the rumors are true, but frankly, your official silence on the issue speaks volumes. (We&#8217;re done emailing your customer service department, at least until they answer our first 38 emails.) As Internet word has it, your upcoming Zune HD release has been thwarted by killer battle-borgs sent from a universe where Steve Jobs was born in the 16th century and introduced the iPod hundreds of years earlier, eventually winning him global domination and, somehow, immortality. Now he&#8217;s determined to stamp out Microsoft wherever they appear &#8211; even in other realities. So what&#8217;s up? If it&#8217;s true, we&#8217;re just going to go ahead and buy this Microsoft Zune 80GB with Dock &amp;amp; Home A/V Kit. we suppose we&#8217;ll make do with its 20,000-song capacity and its 3.2&#8221; color screen until you fight off the cyborgs or they take over our reality, whichever. And we&#8217;ll watch it through our TVs and charge it in our AC outlets, thanks to the Dock &amp;amp; Home A/V kit. We&#8217;ll hold out just a little longer for the official word. But again, the wall of silence you&#8217;ve erected around this issue is not very reassuring, especially given the rapid pace with which this information is leaking out. I always say, read something in enough tweets and it must be true. Warranty: 90 Day Microsoft &amp;#160; Zune 80GB Features: 80 GB capacity. Holds up to 20,000 songs, or 25,000 pictures, or 250 hours of video Beautiful, big screen. Featuring a 3.2-inch color screen, Zune 80GB is perfect for portable video viewing Touch controls. Kiss slow scrolling goodbye. The innovative new Zune pad makes browsing your device a blast. Fly effortlessly through your music, picture, and video collections Wireless sync. Cut the cord to your PC. Refresh your Zune with new content anytime you charge your device, through your home wireless network Wireless Zune-to-Zune sharing. Share full-length tracks of your favorite songs, albums, playlists, pictures and even audio podcasts. Listen to the full track of any song you receive up to three times, and even pass along songs you receive to other friends nearby who have a Zune. If you like a song you receive, you can easily add it to your wish list and then buy it from your PC the next time you sync TV and movies to go. Zune Marketplace now offers more than 600 popular TV shows to download and own. Zune will import unprotected .WMV, .MPG4 and H.264 files into your video library. Also, if you&#8217;re recording TV shows or movies with Windows Media Center in Windows Vista, you can import and sync them to your device. Load up your favorite videos and hit the road Built-in FM radio. Tune in to one of your favorite local stations while on the go or working out. Advanced tuning capabilities let you see the name of the song currently playing on select frequencies Zune Marketplace. Featuring over 3 million songs, DRM-free MP3s, music videos, audio/video podcasts and more, your store is always open and just a mouse click away. Learn more Your games. Your music. Your way. Plug your Zune into your Xbox 360 and customize the soundtrack in your favorite games. You can also stream content in Zune software to your Xbox 360 using a wireless connection Buy from FM radio. Instantly purchase songs you hear on FM radio stations directly from your Zune device. If you are in a Wi-Fi hotspot, the song will immediately download to your Zune. If not, you will have a queue of songs ready to purchase when you sync to your home computer. Buy from FM works with radio stations that broadcast RDS and RT Plus data&#8212;the same technology that shows the song titles and information on FM radio stations you listen to in your car Wirelessly browse and buy on the fly. Browse and purchase tracks from the Zune Marketplace online store directly from your device when in a Wi-Fi hotspot or through a home wireless network Audiobooks. To start listening to your favorite book on your Zune, visit audible.com or overdrive.com to sync your favorites Games on the go. Free games will keep you entertained on the go Zune 80GB Specifications: Size: 61.1 mm x 108.2 mm x 12.9 mm (w x h x d) Weight: 4.5 ounces (128 grams) Music, up to 24 hours (wireless off); video, up to 4 hours Charge Time: 3 hours; 2 hours to 90 percent Screen Size Size: 3.2-inch color display Screen Type: Scratch-resistant glass Screen Orientation: Vertical (music) and horizontal (pictures and videos) Screen Resolution: 320 pixels x 240 pixels Audio Suppport: Windows Media&#174; Audio Standard (WMA) (.wma): Up to 320 Kbps; constant bit rate (CBR) and variable bit rate (VBR) up to 48-kHz sample rate. WMA Pro 2-channel up to 384 Kbps; CBR and VBR up to 48-kHz WMA Lossless Advanced Audio Coding (AAC) (.mp4, .m4a, .m4b, .mov) &#8211; .m4a and .m4b files without FairPlay DRM up to 320 Kbps; CBR and VBR up to 48-kHz MP3 (.mp3) &#8211; Up to 320 Kbps; CBR and VBR up to 48-kHz Photo Support: JPEG &#8211; (.jpg) Windows Media Video (WMV) (.wmv) &#8211; Main and Simple Profile, CBR or VBR, up to 3.0 Mbps peak video bit rate; 720 pixels x 480 pixels up to 30 frames per second (or 720 pixels x 576 pixels up to 25 frames per second). Zune software will transcode HD WMV files at device sync MPEG-4 (MP4/M4V) (.mp4) Part 2 video &#8211; Simple Profile up to 2.5 Mbps peak video bit rate; 720 pixels x 480 pixels up to 30 frames per second (or 720 pixels x 576 pixels up to 25 frames per second). Zune software will transcode HD MPEG-4 files at device sync H.264 video &#8211; Baseline Profile up to 2.5 Mbps peak video bit rate; 720 pixels x 480 pixels up to 30 frames per second (or 720 pixels x 576 pixels up to 25 frames per second). Zune software will transcode HD H.264 files at device sync DVR-MS &#8211; Zune software will transcode at time of sync Wireless Connectivity: 802.11b/g compatible Wireless Range: Up to 30 feet In range, see other Zune users, see their &#8220;now playing&#8221; status (when enabled on a given Zune), and send and receive songs and pictures Connectivity: 802.11b/g compatible Authentication modes: Open, WEP, WPA, and WPA2 Encryption modes: WEP 64- and 128-bit, TKIP, and AES Zune Home A/V Pack Features: Wirelessly control Zune. The wireless remote gives you full access to your Zune device from anywhere in the room. Charge and play. Charge your Zune while you listen to music. The Zune Dock includes a longer cable to accommodate your home setup, and the Zune AC adapter is optimized to fit into most power strips by taking up less room. Small and convenient AC adapter. Half the size of the original, the new smaller Zune AC Adapter is more portable and easily fits into crowded power strips. For added convenience, the cable plugs into the side so you can fit it behind dressers and tables. Display photos and video on your TV. Zune 80 and Zune 120 have the ability to use your TV as a display for viewing photos and video. Just plug the included composite AV output cable into your TV. Component output for Zune 80 and Zune 120. For Zune 80 and Zune 120 owners, you can purchase component video cables to watch movies in 480i using this kit. 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      <title>iRobot Roomba 510 and Dirt Dog Robotic Vacuum Bundle</title>
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      <description>&#8216;Bot&#8217;s Best Friend Most people think Roombas like me are satisfied cleaning floors. But robots get lonely, too. It was time for me to get a pet. Now, I&#8217;m not saying I don&#8217;t love my work. Sweeping up dirt, dust, pet hair, crumbs and other debris from floors? Using my Dirt Detect and Spot Clean modes to deal with especially grungy areas? Cleaning edges and corners with my improved side brush? These are things I was literally born to do. I put in a hard day roaming the floor and I sleep well at night, as long as somebody remembers to plug me in to recharge. But there&#8217;s more to life, you know? Companionship. Affection. Basements, decks, workshops, patios, and garages. So I went down to the shelter and picked out a Dirt Dog. It&#8217;s cute. It&#8217;s smart. It loves to play games like &#8220;fetch the sawdust, woodchips, leaves, nuts, and bolts.&#8221; And it&#8217;s pretty easy to take care of: all you do is empty the high-capacity sweeper bin and feed it some AC current. Like any dog, you wouldn&#8217;t want it running...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>&#8216;Bot&#8217;s Best Friend Most people think Roombas like me are satisfied cleaning floors. But robots get lonely, too. It was time for me to get a pet. Now, I&#8217;m not saying I don&#8217;t love my work. Sweeping up dirt, dust, pet hair, crumbs and other debris from floors? Using my Dirt Detect and Spot Clean modes to deal with especially grungy areas? Cleaning edges and corners with my improved side brush? These are things I was literally born to do. I put in a hard day roaming the floor and I sleep well at night, as long as somebody remembers to plug me in to recharge. But there&#8217;s more to life, you know? Companionship. Affection. Basements, decks, workshops, patios, and garages. So I went down to the shelter and picked out a Dirt Dog. It&#8217;s cute. It&#8217;s smart. It loves to play games like &#8220;fetch the sawdust, woodchips, leaves, nuts, and bolts.&#8221; And it&#8217;s pretty easy to take care of: all you do is empty the high-capacity sweeper bin and feed it some AC current. Like any dog, you wouldn&#8217;t want it running around shedding on your carpet. Although, if it did, I guess I&#8217;d know how to handle it. Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty $(document).ready(function() {st_widget.create({itemCondition:'New',itemDescription:'iRobot Roomba 510 and Dirt Dog Robotic Vacuum Bundle',itemPrice:'199.99',bannerStyle:'wide',widgetType:'quote',merchantID:'subscrip_014793207843'}); }); Warranty: 1 Year iRobot Roomba 510 Features: A smart, efficient vacuum that picks up dirt, dust, pet hair and more from carpets and hard floors Cleans the whole floor, under and around furniture and along wall edges Automatically adjusts from carpets to hard floors and back again Detects dirtier areas and spends more time cleaning them Spot Clean provides quick clean-up of spills and concentrated messes Automatically senses and avoids stairs and other drop-offs Simple to use! Just press the Clean button and Roomba does the rest! Improved Virtual Wall tells Roomba where to clean by restricting off-limit areas &#253; now with longer battery life and streamlined design Faster counter-rotating brushes with improved design pick up more hair and debris and are easier to remove and clean Improved filter captures more dust and allergens while a larger bin holds more debris Improved anti-tangle technology keeps Roomba from getting stuck on cords, carpet fringe and tassels Improved side brush makes Roomba even more efficient at cleaning edges and corners Roomba 510 In the box: 1 iRobot Roomba 510 1 Virtual Wall (Requires 2 D batteries, not included) 1 Power Supply 1 Rechargeable Battery Dirt Dog Features: High-speed, counter rotating brushes and an oversized, bag-less debris bin sweep up leaves, woodchips, nuts, bolts and dirt from patios, decks, workshops, basements, garages and industrial floor surfaces Dirt Dog covers the whole area and cleans beneath workbenches, cars, deck furniture and other hard-to-reach places. When your work is done, press the Clean button and let Dirt Dog clean up Tough-as-nails cleaning tactics pick up woodchips, nuts, bolts, leaves and rugged debris Sweeps patios, workshops, garages, basements and other industrial grade floors Cleans under workbenches, cars, and hard-to-reach places while avoiding stairs and drop-offs High-speed Counter-Rotating Brushes are specially designed for rough surfaces High Capacity Sweeper Bin holds an amazing amount of debris&#8212;just slide it out to empty Dirt Dog In the Box: Dirt Dog Shop Sweeping Robot Rechargeable Battery Charging System Discuss this product</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>&#8216;Bot&#8217;s Best Friend Most people think Roombas like me are satisfied cleaning floors. But robots get lonely, too. It was time for me to get a pet. Now, I&#8217;m not saying I don&#8217;t love my work. Sweeping up dirt, dust, pet hair, crumbs and other debris from floors? Using my Dirt Detect and Spot Clean modes to deal with especially grungy areas? Cleaning edges and corners with my improved side brush? These are things I was literally born to do. I put in a hard day roaming the floor and I sleep well at night, as long as somebody remembers to plug me in to recharge. But there&#8217;s more to life, you know? Companionship. Affection. Basements, decks, workshops, patios, and garages. So I went down to the shelter and picked out a Dirt Dog. It&#8217;s cute. It&#8217;s smart. It loves to play games like &#8220;fetch the sawdust, woodchips, leaves, nuts, and bolts.&#8221; And it&#8217;s pretty easy to take care of: all you do is empty the high-capacity sweeper bin and feed it some AC current. Like any dog, you wouldn&#8217;t want it running around shedding on your carpet. Although, if it did, I guess I&#8217;d know how to handle it. Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty $(document).ready(function() {st_widget.create({itemCondition:'New',itemDescription:'iRobot Roomba 510 and Dirt Dog Robotic Vacuum Bundle',itemPrice:'199.99',bannerStyle:'wide',widgetType:'quote',merchantID:'subscrip_014793207843'}); }); Warranty: 1 Year iRobot Roomba 510 Features: A smart, efficient vacuum that picks up dirt, dust, pet hair and more from carpets and hard floors Cleans the whole floor, under and around furniture and along wall edges Automatically adjusts from carpets to hard floors and back again Detects dirtier areas and spends more time cleaning them Spot Clean provides quick clean-up of spills and concentrated messes Automatically senses and avoids stairs and other drop-offs Simple to use! Just press the Clean button and Roomba does the rest! Improved Virtual Wall tells Roomba where to clean by restricting off-limit areas &#253; now with longer battery life and streamlined design Faster counter-rotating brushes with improved design pick up more hair and debris and are easier to remove and clean Improved filter captures more dust and allergens while a larger bin holds more debris Improved anti-tangle technology keeps Roomba from getting stuck on cords, carpet fringe and tassels Improved side brush makes Roomba even more efficient at cleaning edges and corners Roomba 510 In the box: 1 iRobot Roomba 510 1 Virtual Wall (Requires 2 D batteries, not included) 1 Power Supply 1 Rechargeable Battery Dirt Dog Features: High-speed, counter rotating brushes and an oversized, bag-less debris bin sweep up leaves, woodchips, nuts, bolts and dirt from patios, decks, workshops, basements, garages and industrial floor surfaces Dirt Dog covers the whole area and cleans beneath workbenches, cars, deck furniture and other hard-to-reach places. When your work is done, press the Clean button and let Dirt Dog clean up Tough-as-nails cleaning tactics pick up woodchips, nuts, bolts, leaves and rugged debris Sweeps patios, workshops, garages, basements and other industrial grade floors Cleans under workbenches, cars, and hard-to-reach places while avoiding stairs and drop-offs High-speed Counter-Rotating Brushes are specially designed for rough surfaces High Capacity Sweeper Bin holds an amazing amount of debris&#8212;just slide it out to empty Dirt Dog In the Box: Dirt Dog Shop Sweeping Robot Rechargeable Battery Charging System Discuss this product</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Magnavox 32&#8221; 720p LCD HDTV</title>
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      <description>It&#8217;s like buying a Ming vase and keeping your bottle-cap collection in it Or maybe like commissioning a high-end craft letterpress shop to print a gorgeous edition of your weekend to-do list See, this is what&#8217;s wrong with the culture. You&#8217;ve got this thirty-two-inch Magnavox, right? And it&#8217;s gorgeous. Sleek lines, elegant proportions, high-de?nition LCD WXGA display, the whole deal. I mean, OK, it&#8217;s just 720p, and your neighbors all have 1080p, but it&#8217;s a thirty-two incher. You&#8217;re not going to find 1080p on a thirty-two-inch TV. Getting back to the point, it&#8217;s got a bright LCD screen, an easy-to-use on-screen display, dual HDMI input&#8212;it&#8217;s a pretty little television, no two ways about it. And so what? You buy it, you stick it in your nicely-appointed home, and what then? What do you do with this mini marvel of modern engineering and design? Here&#8217;s what you do. You plug in your media center PC and you show your friends all those &#8220;farting preacher&#8221; videos on it. That&#8217;s a straight-up de...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>It&#8217;s like buying a Ming vase and keeping your bottle-cap collection in it Or maybe like commissioning a high-end craft letterpress shop to print a gorgeous edition of your weekend to-do list See, this is what&#8217;s wrong with the culture. You&#8217;ve got this thirty-two-inch Magnavox, right? And it&#8217;s gorgeous. Sleek lines, elegant proportions, high-de?nition LCD WXGA display, the whole deal. I mean, OK, it&#8217;s just 720p, and your neighbors all have 1080p, but it&#8217;s a thirty-two incher. You&#8217;re not going to find 1080p on a thirty-two-inch TV. Getting back to the point, it&#8217;s got a bright LCD screen, an easy-to-use on-screen display, dual HDMI input&#8212;it&#8217;s a pretty little television, no two ways about it. And so what? You buy it, you stick it in your nicely-appointed home, and what then? What do you do with this mini marvel of modern engineering and design? Here&#8217;s what you do. You plug in your media center PC and you show your friends all those &#8220;farting preacher&#8221; videos on it. That&#8217;s a straight-up defilement, is what it is. Honest to goodness, it&#8217;s like buying a rare antique Persian rug and using it to roll up and dump a body. It&#8217;s sad, how far we&#8217;ve sunk. Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty $(document).ready(function() {st_widget.create({itemCondition:'Refurbished',itemDescription:'Magnavox 32&#8221; 720p LCD HDTV',itemPrice:'299.99',bannerStyle:'wide',widgetType:'quote',merchantID:'subscrip_014793207843'}); }); Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty Features: High-de?nition LCD WXGA display, 1366&#215;768p Dual HDMI input for full digital High Definition connection Integrated tuner decodes digital ATSC and QAM signals Dolby Digital for movies or concerts in full surround sound Stereo sound system Multiple Audio/Video inputs (480i/p, 720p, 1080i) VGA input for use as a PC monitor Picture/Display: Aspect ratio: Widescreen Diagonal screen size: 32 inch / 81 cm Brightness: 500 cd/m&#178; Contrast ratio (typical): 1200:1 Panel resolution: 1366&#215;768p Picture enhancement: Progressive Scan, 3/2 &#8211; 2/2 motion pull down Response time (typical): 8 (grey to grey) ms Viewing angle: 170&#186; (H) / 170&#186; (V) Visible screen diagonal (inch): 31.5 inch Supported Display Resolution: Computer formats (Refresh rate) 640&#215;480 (60Hz) 720&#215;480 (60Hz) 800&#215;600 (60Hz) 1024&#215;768 (60Hz) 1280&#215;768 (60Hz) Video formats 480i (60Hz) 480p (60Hz) 720p (60Hz) 1080i 60Hz) Sound: Sound System: Mono, Stereo, SAP, Dolby Digital (AC-3) Output power (RMS): 2 speakers @ 10 W each Convenience: Ease of Installation: Autostore, Fine Tuning, PLL Digital Tuning, Plug &amp;amp; Play Convenience Enhancements: Sleep Timer Ease of Use: On Screen Display Screen Format Adjustments: Normal, 16:9, Movie expand, Wide, Zoom Child Protection: Parental Control Tuner/Reception/Transmission: Aerial Input: 75 ohm F-type Tuner bands: Hyperband, S-Channel, UHF, VHF TV system: ATSC, NTSC Cable: Unscrambled Digital Cable -QAM &#8226; Video Playback: NTSC Connectivity: AV 1: Audio L/R in, YPbPr AV 2: Audio L/R in, YPbPr AV 3: Audio L/R in, CVBS in, S-Video in Front / Side connections: S-video in, CVBS in, Audio L/R in PC: 3.5 mm PC audio input x1, VGA-in D-Sub 15HD Other connections: HDMI in 2x HD in: Audio L/R in Audio Output &#8211; Digital: Coaxial (cinch) Power: Mains power: 90-110V, 50-60Hz Power consumption: 150 W Standby power consumption: &amp;lt; 1 W Ambient temperature: 5 &#176;C to 40 &#176;C Dimensions: Set dimensions in inch (W x H x D): 30.1&#215;20.7&#215;4.3 inch Set dimensions with stand in inch (W x H x D): 30.1&#215;22.1&#215;10.7 inch Product weight (lb): 24.2 (with stand), 21.1 (without stand) Weight incl. Packaging (lb): 30.7 Box dimensions in inch (W x H x D): 35.6&#215;26.2&#215;9 inch VESA wall mount compatible: 100&#215;200 mm Additional Photos: Magnavox 32MF338B 32"&amp;#160;LCD&amp;#160;HDTV 2 HDMI&amp;#160;and VGA&amp;#160;Port Rear and Side Audio/Video Connections Control Panel Remote Control In the box: Magnavox 32MF338B/27E 32&#8221; 720p LCD HDTV Remote Control Inset photo credit: olaszmelo Discuss this product</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>It&#8217;s like buying a Ming vase and keeping your bottle-cap collection in it Or maybe like commissioning a high-end craft letterpress shop to print a gorgeous edition of your weekend to-do list See, this is what&#8217;s wrong with the culture. You&#8217;ve got this thirty-two-inch Magnavox, right? And it&#8217;s gorgeous. Sleek lines, elegant proportions, high-de?nition LCD WXGA display, the whole deal. I mean, OK, it&#8217;s just 720p, and your neighbors all have 1080p, but it&#8217;s a thirty-two incher. You&#8217;re not going to find 1080p on a thirty-two-inch TV. Getting back to the point, it&#8217;s got a bright LCD screen, an easy-to-use on-screen display, dual HDMI input&#8212;it&#8217;s a pretty little television, no two ways about it. And so what? You buy it, you stick it in your nicely-appointed home, and what then? What do you do with this mini marvel of modern engineering and design? Here&#8217;s what you do. You plug in your media center PC and you show your friends all those &#8220;farting preacher&#8221; videos on it. That&#8217;s a straight-up defilement, is what it is. Honest to goodness, it&#8217;s like buying a rare antique Persian rug and using it to roll up and dump a body. It&#8217;s sad, how far we&#8217;ve sunk. Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty $(document).ready(function() {st_widget.create({itemCondition:'Refurbished',itemDescription:'Magnavox 32&#8221; 720p LCD HDTV',itemPrice:'299.99',bannerStyle:'wide',widgetType:'quote',merchantID:'subscrip_014793207843'}); }); Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty Features: High-de?nition LCD WXGA display, 1366&#215;768p Dual HDMI input for full digital High Definition connection Integrated tuner decodes digital ATSC and QAM signals Dolby Digital for movies or concerts in full surround sound Stereo sound system Multiple Audio/Video inputs (480i/p, 720p, 1080i) VGA input for use as a PC monitor Picture/Display: Aspect ratio: Widescreen Diagonal screen size: 32 inch / 81 cm Brightness: 500 cd/m&#178; Contrast ratio (typical): 1200:1 Panel resolution: 1366&#215;768p Picture enhancement: Progressive Scan, 3/2 &#8211; 2/2 motion pull down Response time (typical): 8 (grey to grey) ms Viewing angle: 170&#186; (H) / 170&#186; (V) Visible screen diagonal (inch): 31.5 inch Supported Display Resolution: Computer formats (Refresh rate) 640&#215;480 (60Hz) 720&#215;480 (60Hz) 800&#215;600 (60Hz) 1024&#215;768 (60Hz) 1280&#215;768 (60Hz) Video formats 480i (60Hz) 480p (60Hz) 720p (60Hz) 1080i 60Hz) Sound: Sound System: Mono, Stereo, SAP, Dolby Digital (AC-3) Output power (RMS): 2 speakers @ 10 W each Convenience: Ease of Installation: Autostore, Fine Tuning, PLL Digital Tuning, Plug &amp;amp; Play Convenience Enhancements: Sleep Timer Ease of Use: On Screen Display Screen Format Adjustments: Normal, 16:9, Movie expand, Wide, Zoom Child Protection: Parental Control Tuner/Reception/Transmission: Aerial Input: 75 ohm F-type Tuner bands: Hyperband, S-Channel, UHF, VHF TV system: ATSC, NTSC Cable: Unscrambled Digital Cable -QAM &#8226; Video Playback: NTSC Connectivity: AV 1: Audio L/R in, YPbPr AV 2: Audio L/R in, YPbPr AV 3: Audio L/R in, CVBS in, S-Video in Front / Side connections: S-video in, CVBS in, Audio L/R in PC: 3.5 mm PC audio input x1, VGA-in D-Sub 15HD Other connections: HDMI in 2x HD in: Audio L/R in Audio Output &#8211; Digital: Coaxial (cinch) Power: Mains power: 90-110V, 50-60Hz Power consumption: 150 W Standby power consumption: &amp;lt; 1 W Ambient temperature: 5 &#176;C to 40 &#176;C Dimensions: Set dimensions in inch (W x H x D): 30.1&#215;20.7&#215;4.3 inch Set dimensions with stand in inch (W x H x D): 30.1&#215;22.1&#215;10.7 inch Product weight (lb): 24.2 (with stand), 21.1 (without stand) Weight incl. Packaging (lb): 30.7 Box dimensions in inch (W x H x D): 35.6&#215;26.2&#215;9 inch VESA wall mount compatible: 100&#215;200 mm Additional Photos: Magnavox 32MF338B 32"&amp;#160;LCD&amp;#160;HDTV 2 HDMI&amp;#160;and VGA&amp;#160;Port Rear and Side Audio/Video Connections Control Panel Remote Control In the box: Magnavox 32MF338B/27E 32&#8221; 720p LCD HDTV Remote Control Inset photo credit: olaszmelo Discuss this product</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Magnavox 32&#8221; 720p LCD HDTV - $299.99</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/25382996-Magnavox-32%E2%80%9D-720p-LCD-HDTV-299-99</link>
      <description>It&#8217;s like buying a Ming vase and keeping your bottle-cap collection in it Or maybe like commissioning a high-end craft letterpress shop to print a gorgeous edition of your weekend to-do list See, this is what&#8217;s wrong with the culture. You&#8217;ve got this thirty-two-inch Magnavox, right? And it&#8217;s gorgeous. Sleek lines, elegant proportions, high-de?nition LCD WXGA display, the whole deal. I mean, OK, it&#8217;s just 720p, and your neighbors all have 1080p, but it&#8217;s a thirty-two incher. You&#8217;re not going to find 1080p on a thirty-two-inch TV. Getting back to the point, it&#8217;s got a bright LCD screen, an easy-to-use on-screen display, dual HDMI input&#8212;it&#8217;s a pretty little television, no two ways about it. And so what? You buy it, you stick it in your nicely-appointed home, and what then? What do you do with this mini marvel of modern engineering and design? Here&#8217;s what you do. You plug in your media center PC and you show your friends all those &#8220;farting preacher&#8221; videos on it. That&#8217;s a straight-up de...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>It&#8217;s like buying a Ming vase and keeping your bottle-cap collection in it Or maybe like commissioning a high-end craft letterpress shop to print a gorgeous edition of your weekend to-do list See, this is what&#8217;s wrong with the culture. You&#8217;ve got this thirty-two-inch Magnavox, right? And it&#8217;s gorgeous. Sleek lines, elegant proportions, high-de?nition LCD WXGA display, the whole deal. I mean, OK, it&#8217;s just 720p, and your neighbors all have 1080p, but it&#8217;s a thirty-two incher. You&#8217;re not going to find 1080p on a thirty-two-inch TV. Getting back to the point, it&#8217;s got a bright LCD screen, an easy-to-use on-screen display, dual HDMI input&#8212;it&#8217;s a pretty little television, no two ways about it. And so what? You buy it, you stick it in your nicely-appointed home, and what then? What do you do with this mini marvel of modern engineering and design? Here&#8217;s what you do. You plug in your media center PC and you show your friends all those &#8220;farting preacher&#8221; videos on it. That&#8217;s a straight-up defilement, is what it is. Honest to goodness, it&#8217;s like buying a rare antique Persian rug and using it to roll up and dump a body. It&#8217;s sad, how far we&#8217;ve sunk. Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty $(document).ready(function() {st_widget.create({itemCondition:'Refurbished',itemDescription:'Magnavox 32&#8221; 720p LCD HDTV',itemPrice:'299.99',bannerStyle:'wide',widgetType:'quote',merchantID:'subscrip_014793207843'}); }); Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty Features: High-de?nition LCD WXGA display, 1366&#215;768p Dual HDMI input for full digital High Definition connection Integrated tuner decodes digital ATSC and QAM signals Dolby Digital for movies or concerts in full surround sound Stereo sound system Multiple Audio/Video inputs (480i/p, 720p, 1080i) VGA input for use as a PC monitor Picture/Display: Aspect ratio: Widescreen Diagonal screen size: 32 inch / 81 cm Brightness: 500 cd/m&#178; Contrast ratio (typical): 1200:1 Panel resolution: 1366&#215;768p Picture enhancement: Progressive Scan, 3/2 &#8211; 2/2 motion pull down Response time (typical): 8 (grey to grey) ms Viewing angle: 170&#186; (H) / 170&#186; (V) Visible screen diagonal (inch): 31.5 inch Supported Display Resolution: Computer formats (Refresh rate) 640&#215;480 (60Hz) 720&#215;480 (60Hz) 800&#215;600 (60Hz) 1024&#215;768 (60Hz) 1280&#215;768 (60Hz) Video formats 480i (60Hz) 480p (60Hz) 720p (60Hz) 1080i 60Hz) Sound: Sound System: Mono, Stereo, SAP, Dolby Digital (AC-3) Output power (RMS): 2 speakers @ 10 W each Convenience: Ease of Installation: Autostore, Fine Tuning, PLL Digital Tuning, Plug &amp;amp; Play Convenience Enhancements: Sleep Timer Ease of Use: On Screen Display Screen Format Adjustments: Normal, 16:9, Movie expand, Wide, Zoom Child Protection: Parental Control Tuner/Reception/Transmission: Aerial Input: 75 ohm F-type Tuner bands: Hyperband, S-Channel, UHF, VHF TV system: ATSC, NTSC Cable: Unscrambled Digital Cable -QAM &#8226; Video Playback: NTSC Connectivity: AV 1: Audio L/R in, YPbPr AV 2: Audio L/R in, YPbPr AV 3: Audio L/R in, CVBS in, S-Video in Front / Side connections: S-video in, CVBS in, Audio L/R in PC: 3.5 mm PC audio input x1, VGA-in D-Sub 15HD Other connections: HDMI in 2x HD in: Audio L/R in Audio Output &#8211; Digital: Coaxial (cinch) Power: Mains power: 90-110V, 50-60Hz Power consumption: 150 W Standby power consumption: &amp;lt; 1 W Ambient temperature: 5 &#176;C to 40 &#176;C Dimensions: Set dimensions in inch (W x H x D): 30.1&#215;20.7&#215;4.3 inch Set dimensions with stand in inch (W x H x D): 30.1&#215;22.1&#215;10.7 inch Product weight (lb): 24.2 (with stand), 21.1 (without stand) Weight incl. Packaging (lb): 30.7 Box dimensions in inch (W x H x D): 35.6&#215;26.2&#215;9 inch VESA wall mount compatible: 100&#215;200 mm Additional Photos: Magnavox 32MF338B 32"&amp;#160;LCD&amp;#160;HDTV 2 HDMI&amp;#160;and VGA&amp;#160;Port Rear and Side Audio/Video Connections Control Panel Remote Control In the box: Magnavox 32MF338B/27E 32&#8221; 720p LCD HDTV Remote Control Inset photo credit: olaszmelo Discuss this product Price: $299.99 I want one!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>It&#8217;s like buying a Ming vase and keeping your bottle-cap collection in it Or maybe like commissioning a high-end craft letterpress shop to print a gorgeous edition of your weekend to-do list See, this is what&#8217;s wrong with the culture. You&#8217;ve got this thirty-two-inch Magnavox, right? And it&#8217;s gorgeous. Sleek lines, elegant proportions, high-de?nition LCD WXGA display, the whole deal. I mean, OK, it&#8217;s just 720p, and your neighbors all have 1080p, but it&#8217;s a thirty-two incher. You&#8217;re not going to find 1080p on a thirty-two-inch TV. Getting back to the point, it&#8217;s got a bright LCD screen, an easy-to-use on-screen display, dual HDMI input&#8212;it&#8217;s a pretty little television, no two ways about it. And so what? You buy it, you stick it in your nicely-appointed home, and what then? What do you do with this mini marvel of modern engineering and design? Here&#8217;s what you do. You plug in your media center PC and you show your friends all those &#8220;farting preacher&#8221; videos on it. That&#8217;s a straight-up defilement, is what it is. Honest to goodness, it&#8217;s like buying a rare antique Persian rug and using it to roll up and dump a body. It&#8217;s sad, how far we&#8217;ve sunk. Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty $(document).ready(function() {st_widget.create({itemCondition:'Refurbished',itemDescription:'Magnavox 32&#8221; 720p LCD HDTV',itemPrice:'299.99',bannerStyle:'wide',widgetType:'quote',merchantID:'subscrip_014793207843'}); }); Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty Features: High-de?nition LCD WXGA display, 1366&#215;768p Dual HDMI input for full digital High Definition connection Integrated tuner decodes digital ATSC and QAM signals Dolby Digital for movies or concerts in full surround sound Stereo sound system Multiple Audio/Video inputs (480i/p, 720p, 1080i) VGA input for use as a PC monitor Picture/Display: Aspect ratio: Widescreen Diagonal screen size: 32 inch / 81 cm Brightness: 500 cd/m&#178; Contrast ratio (typical): 1200:1 Panel resolution: 1366&#215;768p Picture enhancement: Progressive Scan, 3/2 &#8211; 2/2 motion pull down Response time (typical): 8 (grey to grey) ms Viewing angle: 170&#186; (H) / 170&#186; (V) Visible screen diagonal (inch): 31.5 inch Supported Display Resolution: Computer formats (Refresh rate) 640&#215;480 (60Hz) 720&#215;480 (60Hz) 800&#215;600 (60Hz) 1024&#215;768 (60Hz) 1280&#215;768 (60Hz) Video formats 480i (60Hz) 480p (60Hz) 720p (60Hz) 1080i 60Hz) Sound: Sound System: Mono, Stereo, SAP, Dolby Digital (AC-3) Output power (RMS): 2 speakers @ 10 W each Convenience: Ease of Installation: Autostore, Fine Tuning, PLL Digital Tuning, Plug &amp;amp; Play Convenience Enhancements: Sleep Timer Ease of Use: On Screen Display Screen Format Adjustments: Normal, 16:9, Movie expand, Wide, Zoom Child Protection: Parental Control Tuner/Reception/Transmission: Aerial Input: 75 ohm F-type Tuner bands: Hyperband, S-Channel, UHF, VHF TV system: ATSC, NTSC Cable: Unscrambled Digital Cable -QAM &#8226; Video Playback: NTSC Connectivity: AV 1: Audio L/R in, YPbPr AV 2: Audio L/R in, YPbPr AV 3: Audio L/R in, CVBS in, S-Video in Front / Side connections: S-video in, CVBS in, Audio L/R in PC: 3.5 mm PC audio input x1, VGA-in D-Sub 15HD Other connections: HDMI in 2x HD in: Audio L/R in Audio Output &#8211; Digital: Coaxial (cinch) Power: Mains power: 90-110V, 50-60Hz Power consumption: 150 W Standby power consumption: &amp;lt; 1 W Ambient temperature: 5 &#176;C to 40 &#176;C Dimensions: Set dimensions in inch (W x H x D): 30.1&#215;20.7&#215;4.3 inch Set dimensions with stand in inch (W x H x D): 30.1&#215;22.1&#215;10.7 inch Product weight (lb): 24.2 (with stand), 21.1 (without stand) Weight incl. Packaging (lb): 30.7 Box dimensions in inch (W x H x D): 35.6&#215;26.2&#215;9 inch VESA wall mount compatible: 100&#215;200 mm Additional Photos: Magnavox 32MF338B 32"&amp;#160;LCD&amp;#160;HDTV 2 HDMI&amp;#160;and VGA&amp;#160;Port Rear and Side Audio/Video Connections Control Panel Remote Control In the box: Magnavox 32MF338B/27E 32&#8221; 720p LCD HDTV Remote Control Inset photo credit: olaszmelo Discuss this product Price: $299.99 I want one!</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Portable Sonar Fish Finder</title>
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      <description>James Brown Is Dead The Koolatron FF01C Portable Sonar Fish Finder uses sound to track down the most popular meeting spots. Which is kind of the same method you&#8217;d use to find a really good party, only applied to fish. &#8220;Ravin&#8217;, I&#8217;m ravin&#8217;, I&#8217;m ravin&#8217; ravin&#8217; rav- oh, sorry, dude.&#8221; &#8220;Yeah, well, watch those glowsticks, all right, crabby? It&#8217;s so crowded in this seabed, you shouldn&#8217;t be&#8230; hey, who&#8217;s stroking my back? Quit that! What are you doing that for?&#8221; &#8220;Ohhhh wowwww, are you like, a rainbow trout? Wow, that&#8217;s so great that you can be secure in your, you know, sexuality? And all those colors on you, they&#8217;re tooooooootally blowing my mind.&#8221; &#8220;What? Get your tail off me, seahorse! Let go! What&#8217;s even going on here? Why is everybody gathered in this seaweed bed and acting crazy?&#8221; &#8220;Can&#8217;t you hear it, maaan? It&#8217;s the sound! It&#8217;s coming from evvvvveryyyywherrrrre, from within us and without us and from the world above, like it&#8217;s the second summer of love happening all over again!&#8221; &#8220;Ravin&#8217;, I...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>James Brown Is Dead The Koolatron FF01C Portable Sonar Fish Finder uses sound to track down the most popular meeting spots. Which is kind of the same method you&#8217;d use to find a really good party, only applied to fish. &#8220;Ravin&#8217;, I&#8217;m ravin&#8217;, I&#8217;m ravin&#8217; ravin&#8217; rav- oh, sorry, dude.&#8221; &#8220;Yeah, well, watch those glowsticks, all right, crabby? It&#8217;s so crowded in this seabed, you shouldn&#8217;t be&#8230; hey, who&#8217;s stroking my back? Quit that! What are you doing that for?&#8221; &#8220;Ohhhh wowwww, are you like, a rainbow trout? Wow, that&#8217;s so great that you can be secure in your, you know, sexuality? And all those colors on you, they&#8217;re tooooooootally blowing my mind.&#8221; &#8220;What? Get your tail off me, seahorse! Let go! What&#8217;s even going on here? Why is everybody gathered in this seaweed bed and acting crazy?&#8221; &#8220;Can&#8217;t you hear it, maaan? It&#8217;s the sound! It&#8217;s coming from evvvvveryyyywherrrrre, from within us and without us and from the world above, like it&#8217;s the second summer of love happening all over again!&#8221; &#8220;Ravin&#8217;, I&#8217;m ravin&#8217;, I&#8217;m ravin&#8217; ravin&#8217; rav- oh, sorry, dude.&#8221; &#8220;For real, crab, knock it off. I don&#8217;t want to have to tell you again. Hey, flounder, you&#8217;ve always seemed cool, what&#8217;s going on up there?&#8221; &#8220;A load of crap is what. That fisherman right above us has a Koolatron FF01C Portable Sonar Fish Finder and he&#8217;s using it to scan for fish. It&#8217;s small enough to fit in the palm of your hand but powerful enough to scan through fiberglass hulls and ice. And for some reason, the signal of this one sounds like early 90&#8217;s techno music.&#8221; &#8220;A Koolatron FF01C Portable Sonar Fish Finder? That&#8217;s crazy!&#8221; &#8220;I know! Why couldn&#8217;t it be playing Anthrax or Metallica? Then you and me could be doubleteam poundin&#8217; in a fishy mosh pit! Woo! But instead, it&#8217;s this crap. And that easy-to-read LCD backlight doesn&#8217;t help at all. Everybody just thinks they&#8217;ve turned on the strobes or something.&#8221; &#8220;Ravin&#8217;, I&#8217;m ravin&#8217;, I&#8217;m ravin&#8217; ravin&#8217; rav- oh, sorry, dude.&#8221; &#8220;Crab! Seriously! Back off! Back way off! Flounder, are we in any danger from these sound waves?&#8221; &#8220;What? Aw, no, man, it&#8217;s just sound. It&#8217;s the same as always, you know, just don&#8217;t go up to the hook and you&#8217;re fine. We&#8217;re not in any danger from the Koolatron FF01C Portable Sonar Fish Finder, we normally can&#8217;t even hear it. I guess the one up there is just special. But, man, why did it have to sound like dance music?&#8221; &#8220;Heyyyyy, you want to go out back and touch this piece of seaweed? It&#8217;s soooooo amaaaaaazing.&#8221; &#8220;No, no, thank you, seahorse, no. Listen, flounder, I think I&#8217;m gonna get out of here. This Koolatron FF01C Portable Sonar Fish Finder scene makes me uncomfortable. I&#8217;m really more of a jazz fish.&#8221; &#8220;Whatever, man, I can&#8217;t stand that old dude stuff. But I feel you on the leaving. I&#8217;d go myself, but I&#8217;m trying to figure out where that clownfish over there hid her egg cluster. How come all the hot fish wind up with the jerkface anemones, anyway? That poisonous plant don&#8217;t deserve a fine piece of seafood like her.&#8221; &#8220;Yeah, that&#8217;s just evolution, I guess. But good luck with that, flounder. And I hope this Koolatron FF01C Portable Sonar Fish Finder doesn&#8217;t get you caught.&#8221; &#8220;Ha-HA! I hear that, bro! Swim fast, die young! Woooo!&#8221; &#8220;Okay, have a good- ow! My eye! My eye! There&#8217;s a glowstick in my eye!&#8221; &#8220;Ravin&#8217;, I&#8217;m ravin&#8217;, I&#8217;m ravin&#8217; ravin&#8217; rav- oh, sorry, dude.&#8221; Warranty: 90 Day Koolatron Features: Tells you where the fish are with sonar technology Just throw the float mounted sonar into the water and watch the display for fish as well as the depth of water Go fishing from anywhere, boat, shore, dock, or bridge Small enough to fit in the palm of your hand and extremely easy to use Depth reading from 2.5 to 80 feet deep One touch control for extreme east of use Reads though fiber glass hulls and ice Bottom contour displays presence of weeds and grass Power save mode Easy to read LCD with backlight Fish alarm Adjustable float mounted sonar with 20 feet of cable Specifications: Dimensions (Display Unit): 5&#8221; x 3.2&#8221; x 1.3&#8221; Depth Range: 2.5 to 80 feet Cable Length: 20 Feet Sonar Frequency: 200 kHz Sonar Angle: 20 degrees Power&#8221; 4 AA Batteries (not included) In the box: Koolatron FF01C Portable Sonar Fish Finder Discuss this product</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>James Brown Is Dead The Koolatron FF01C Portable Sonar Fish Finder uses sound to track down the most popular meeting spots. Which is kind of the same method you&#8217;d use to find a really good party, only applied to fish. &#8220;Ravin&#8217;, I&#8217;m ravin&#8217;, I&#8217;m ravin&#8217; ravin&#8217; rav- oh, sorry, dude.&#8221; &#8220;Yeah, well, watch those glowsticks, all right, crabby? It&#8217;s so crowded in this seabed, you shouldn&#8217;t be&#8230; hey, who&#8217;s stroking my back? Quit that! What are you doing that for?&#8221; &#8220;Ohhhh wowwww, are you like, a rainbow trout? Wow, that&#8217;s so great that you can be secure in your, you know, sexuality? And all those colors on you, they&#8217;re tooooooootally blowing my mind.&#8221; &#8220;What? Get your tail off me, seahorse! Let go! What&#8217;s even going on here? Why is everybody gathered in this seaweed bed and acting crazy?&#8221; &#8220;Can&#8217;t you hear it, maaan? It&#8217;s the sound! It&#8217;s coming from evvvvveryyyywherrrrre, from within us and without us and from the world above, like it&#8217;s the second summer of love happening all over again!&#8221; &#8220;Ravin&#8217;, I&#8217;m ravin&#8217;, I&#8217;m ravin&#8217; ravin&#8217; rav- oh, sorry, dude.&#8221; &#8220;For real, crab, knock it off. I don&#8217;t want to have to tell you again. Hey, flounder, you&#8217;ve always seemed cool, what&#8217;s going on up there?&#8221; &#8220;A load of crap is what. That fisherman right above us has a Koolatron FF01C Portable Sonar Fish Finder and he&#8217;s using it to scan for fish. It&#8217;s small enough to fit in the palm of your hand but powerful enough to scan through fiberglass hulls and ice. And for some reason, the signal of this one sounds like early 90&#8217;s techno music.&#8221; &#8220;A Koolatron FF01C Portable Sonar Fish Finder? That&#8217;s crazy!&#8221; &#8220;I know! Why couldn&#8217;t it be playing Anthrax or Metallica? Then you and me could be doubleteam poundin&#8217; in a fishy mosh pit! Woo! But instead, it&#8217;s this crap. And that easy-to-read LCD backlight doesn&#8217;t help at all. Everybody just thinks they&#8217;ve turned on the strobes or something.&#8221; &#8220;Ravin&#8217;, I&#8217;m ravin&#8217;, I&#8217;m ravin&#8217; ravin&#8217; rav- oh, sorry, dude.&#8221; &#8220;Crab! Seriously! Back off! Back way off! Flounder, are we in any danger from these sound waves?&#8221; &#8220;What? Aw, no, man, it&#8217;s just sound. It&#8217;s the same as always, you know, just don&#8217;t go up to the hook and you&#8217;re fine. We&#8217;re not in any danger from the Koolatron FF01C Portable Sonar Fish Finder, we normally can&#8217;t even hear it. I guess the one up there is just special. But, man, why did it have to sound like dance music?&#8221; &#8220;Heyyyyy, you want to go out back and touch this piece of seaweed? It&#8217;s soooooo amaaaaaazing.&#8221; &#8220;No, no, thank you, seahorse, no. Listen, flounder, I think I&#8217;m gonna get out of here. This Koolatron FF01C Portable Sonar Fish Finder scene makes me uncomfortable. I&#8217;m really more of a jazz fish.&#8221; &#8220;Whatever, man, I can&#8217;t stand that old dude stuff. But I feel you on the leaving. I&#8217;d go myself, but I&#8217;m trying to figure out where that clownfish over there hid her egg cluster. How come all the hot fish wind up with the jerkface anemones, anyway? That poisonous plant don&#8217;t deserve a fine piece of seafood like her.&#8221; &#8220;Yeah, that&#8217;s just evolution, I guess. But good luck with that, flounder. And I hope this Koolatron FF01C Portable Sonar Fish Finder doesn&#8217;t get you caught.&#8221; &#8220;Ha-HA! I hear that, bro! Swim fast, die young! Woooo!&#8221; &#8220;Okay, have a good- ow! My eye! My eye! There&#8217;s a glowstick in my eye!&#8221; &#8220;Ravin&#8217;, I&#8217;m ravin&#8217;, I&#8217;m ravin&#8217; ravin&#8217; rav- oh, sorry, dude.&#8221; Warranty: 90 Day Koolatron Features: Tells you where the fish are with sonar technology Just throw the float mounted sonar into the water and watch the display for fish as well as the depth of water Go fishing from anywhere, boat, shore, dock, or bridge Small enough to fit in the palm of your hand and extremely easy to use Depth reading from 2.5 to 80 feet deep One touch control for extreme east of use Reads though fiber glass hulls and ice Bottom contour displays presence of weeds and grass Power save mode Easy to read LCD with backlight Fish alarm Adjustable float mounted sonar with 20 feet of cable Specifications: Dimensions (Display Unit): 5&#8221; x 3.2&#8221; x 1.3&#8221; Depth Range: 2.5 to 80 feet Cable Length: 20 Feet Sonar Frequency: 200 kHz Sonar Angle: 20 degrees Power&#8221; 4 AA Batteries (not included) In the box: Koolatron FF01C Portable Sonar Fish Finder Discuss this product</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Breville 15-Bar Die-Cast Espresso &amp; Cappuccino Maker</title>
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      <description>Little Deuce Frappe Make a cappucino, macchiato, cafe latte. It&#8217;s be fun, fun, fun! &#8220;Bar bar bar bar, bar plus ten. Bar bar bar, bar bar plus ten. Bar bar bar, bar bar&#8230; oh, hi, Dave!&#8221; &#8220;Hi, Matthew! Just enjoying singing along to the Beach Boys?&#8221; &#8220;Oh! Ha ha, no! But I see how you could make that mistake. I&#8217;m actually talking about the Breville XX800ESXL 15-Bar Espresso/Cappuccino Maker. Bar bar bar, that&#8217;s three bars, plus bar bar, makes five, plus ten, for a fifteen bar machine. It&#8217;s excellent, and a great way to drink coffee!&#8221; &#8220;Yeah, I can tell by the 75 ounce tank and the steam wand that it&#8217;s a quality machine.&#8221; &#8220;You know it, Dave! And best of all, it&#8217;s got that expensive looking die cast metal exterior. God only knows what I&#8217;d steam without you, little Breville XX800ESXL 15-Bar Espresso/Cappuccino Maker.&#8221; &#8220;And that wasn&#8217;t the Beach Boys?&#8221; &#8220;Totally not. Complete coincidence. Now, if you&#8217;ll excuse me, I need to head to my coffee lesson. My friend Rhonda is helping me out.&#8221; Warranty...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Little Deuce Frappe Make a cappucino, macchiato, cafe latte. It&#8217;s be fun, fun, fun! &#8220;Bar bar bar bar, bar plus ten. Bar bar bar, bar bar plus ten. Bar bar bar, bar bar&#8230; oh, hi, Dave!&#8221; &#8220;Hi, Matthew! Just enjoying singing along to the Beach Boys?&#8221; &#8220;Oh! Ha ha, no! But I see how you could make that mistake. I&#8217;m actually talking about the Breville XX800ESXL 15-Bar Espresso/Cappuccino Maker. Bar bar bar, that&#8217;s three bars, plus bar bar, makes five, plus ten, for a fifteen bar machine. It&#8217;s excellent, and a great way to drink coffee!&#8221; &#8220;Yeah, I can tell by the 75 ounce tank and the steam wand that it&#8217;s a quality machine.&#8221; &#8220;You know it, Dave! And best of all, it&#8217;s got that expensive looking die cast metal exterior. God only knows what I&#8217;d steam without you, little Breville XX800ESXL 15-Bar Espresso/Cappuccino Maker.&#8221; &#8220;And that wasn&#8217;t the Beach Boys?&#8221; &#8220;Totally not. Complete coincidence. Now, if you&#8217;ll excuse me, I need to head to my coffee lesson. My friend Rhonda is helping me out.&#8221; Warranty: 90 Day Breville Features: Professional grade stainless steel die-cast espresso machine with 15 bar pump that extracts a cafe quality cr&#233;ma from espresso grounds or coffee pods The stainless steel steam wand produces continuous dry steam for barista-style milk and froth. It is mounted on a swivel ball for easy maneuverability. The wand also dispenses hot water on demand Unique 15 bar Triple-Prime&#8482; pump automatically releases three bursts of hot water into the filter head. The increased pressure allows the machine to extract more cr&#233;ma, Dual-wall cr&#233;ma technology, beneath the first wall is a second wall with a single exit hole. This produces back pressure inside the head which helps to extract flavor from the coffee The thermoblock maintains the water at an ideal 204&#176;F during extraction. While steaming, it reaches temperatures of over 250&#176;F. So when steaming is completed, the unique Auto-Purge&#8482; function releases a measured amount of steam to return the temperature to the optimal level. The body, controls and tamping head are formed using the highest-grade aluminum and zinc. Unlike thinner pressed metals, die-cast construction moulds molten metals at intense temperatures. The result is the ultimate in durability and performance, and a more refined finish. With a full 4.5 inch clearance, this is the first machine designed to accommodate larger cups and travel mugs. Ideal for Espresso and Espresso variations like Americano, Cappuccino and Caf&#233; Latte. 75 oz water tank produces up to 50 single shots of espresso before needing to be refilled 1 liter drip tray slides out for easy cleaning 72 square inch solid steel cup warming tray Dimensions: 10&#8221; x 10.5&#8221; x 12.25&#8221; Weight: 24.5 lbs. Pump: 15 bar &#8211; made in Italy Materials: Professional grade die-cast and stainless steel Temperature: 204&#176; F during brewing, 250&#176; F while steaming In the box: Die-Cast Espresso Machine 800ESXL Cleaning Tool Stainless Steel frothing pitcher 1 and 2 cup dual-wall stainless steel filters &amp;#160; Discuss this product</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Little Deuce Frappe Make a cappucino, macchiato, cafe latte. It&#8217;s be fun, fun, fun! &#8220;Bar bar bar bar, bar plus ten. Bar bar bar, bar bar plus ten. Bar bar bar, bar bar&#8230; oh, hi, Dave!&#8221; &#8220;Hi, Matthew! Just enjoying singing along to the Beach Boys?&#8221; &#8220;Oh! Ha ha, no! But I see how you could make that mistake. I&#8217;m actually talking about the Breville XX800ESXL 15-Bar Espresso/Cappuccino Maker. Bar bar bar, that&#8217;s three bars, plus bar bar, makes five, plus ten, for a fifteen bar machine. It&#8217;s excellent, and a great way to drink coffee!&#8221; &#8220;Yeah, I can tell by the 75 ounce tank and the steam wand that it&#8217;s a quality machine.&#8221; &#8220;You know it, Dave! And best of all, it&#8217;s got that expensive looking die cast metal exterior. God only knows what I&#8217;d steam without you, little Breville XX800ESXL 15-Bar Espresso/Cappuccino Maker.&#8221; &#8220;And that wasn&#8217;t the Beach Boys?&#8221; &#8220;Totally not. Complete coincidence. Now, if you&#8217;ll excuse me, I need to head to my coffee lesson. My friend Rhonda is helping me out.&#8221; Warranty: 90 Day Breville Features: Professional grade stainless steel die-cast espresso machine with 15 bar pump that extracts a cafe quality cr&#233;ma from espresso grounds or coffee pods The stainless steel steam wand produces continuous dry steam for barista-style milk and froth. It is mounted on a swivel ball for easy maneuverability. The wand also dispenses hot water on demand Unique 15 bar Triple-Prime&#8482; pump automatically releases three bursts of hot water into the filter head. The increased pressure allows the machine to extract more cr&#233;ma, Dual-wall cr&#233;ma technology, beneath the first wall is a second wall with a single exit hole. This produces back pressure inside the head which helps to extract flavor from the coffee The thermoblock maintains the water at an ideal 204&#176;F during extraction. While steaming, it reaches temperatures of over 250&#176;F. So when steaming is completed, the unique Auto-Purge&#8482; function releases a measured amount of steam to return the temperature to the optimal level. The body, controls and tamping head are formed using the highest-grade aluminum and zinc. Unlike thinner pressed metals, die-cast construction moulds molten metals at intense temperatures. The result is the ultimate in durability and performance, and a more refined finish. With a full 4.5 inch clearance, this is the first machine designed to accommodate larger cups and travel mugs. Ideal for Espresso and Espresso variations like Americano, Cappuccino and Caf&#233; Latte. 75 oz water tank produces up to 50 single shots of espresso before needing to be refilled 1 liter drip tray slides out for easy cleaning 72 square inch solid steel cup warming tray Dimensions: 10&#8221; x 10.5&#8221; x 12.25&#8221; Weight: 24.5 lbs. Pump: 15 bar &#8211; made in Italy Materials: Professional grade die-cast and stainless steel Temperature: 204&#176; F during brewing, 250&#176; F while steaming In the box: Die-Cast Espresso Machine 800ESXL Cleaning Tool Stainless Steel frothing pitcher 1 and 2 cup dual-wall stainless steel filters &amp;#160; Discuss this product</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Archos 7 320GB Internet Media Tablet</title>
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      <description>Beyond The Final Frontier You know the special thing about the Archos 106765US-V2 7 320GB Internet Media Tablet? It supports Linux. Yep, right out of the box. It will work with Mac and Windows too, but how often do you find a personal media player that says Linux right on the box? Even if you aren&#8217;t that sort of person, you&#8217;ll still be getting a 7&#8221; TFT screen with 16 million colors. And you&#8217;ll be able to play MP3, WMA, WAV, JPEG, BMP, GIF and PNG files, as well as most PDFs. And you can play back videos up to DVD resolution, including MPEG4, M-JPEG, and WMV files. Try that with an iPhone! The Archos 106765US-V2 7 320GB Internet Media Tablet also works as a USB 2.0 High Speed Device, so you can use it for storage as well. And check that list of interfaces. Attach a few standard USB accessories and you&#8217;ve got yourself a computer on the go! Don&#8217;t be tied to the traditional forms of media a second longer. Who wants to see two millionaires debating which one of them dresses cooler in bet...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Beyond The Final Frontier You know the special thing about the Archos 106765US-V2 7 320GB Internet Media Tablet? It supports Linux. Yep, right out of the box. It will work with Mac and Windows too, but how often do you find a personal media player that says Linux right on the box? Even if you aren&#8217;t that sort of person, you&#8217;ll still be getting a 7&#8221; TFT screen with 16 million colors. And you&#8217;ll be able to play MP3, WMA, WAV, JPEG, BMP, GIF and PNG files, as well as most PDFs. And you can play back videos up to DVD resolution, including MPEG4, M-JPEG, and WMV files. Try that with an iPhone! The Archos 106765US-V2 7 320GB Internet Media Tablet also works as a USB 2.0 High Speed Device, so you can use it for storage as well. And check that list of interfaces. Attach a few standard USB accessories and you&#8217;ve got yourself a computer on the go! Don&#8217;t be tied to the traditional forms of media a second longer. Who wants to see two millionaires debating which one of them dresses cooler in between beer ads? Break the two party system and show your independence and get your Archos 106765US-V2 7 320GB Internet Media Tablet up and running. There&#8217;s a whole new and exciting world of LCARS Skins out there, just waiting for you to arrive! Oh, you might have to compile those on your own. Do you know any programming? Well, we&#8217;ll just call that idea a &#8220;work in progress&#8221;. 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WMV (MP@ML, up to DVD resolution) including WMV protected files, M-JPEG (Motion JPEG Video) in QVGA resolution. With optional plug-in from Archos: HD support: MPEG-4 (ASP 720p) &amp;amp; WMV HD (MP 720p), H.264 up to DVD resolution with AAC, MPEG-2 MP@ML up to 10 Mbps (up to DVD resolution) and AC3 stereo sound (5.1) Audio playback: Stereo MP3 decoding @ 30-320 Kbits/s CBR &amp;amp; VBR, WMA, Protected WMA, WMA pro 5.1, WAV (PCM/ADPCM). AC3 stereo audio and 5.1 sound files (via SPDIF output of DVR Station) Flac and OGG Vorbis audio files, With optional software plug-ins (downloadable from your tablet on www.archos.com): AAC3, AAC+ stereo audio files Photo viewer: JPEG, BMP, PNG, GIF PDF viewer: Reads PDF documents (may not implement all PDF features) Video recording: Via the optional DVR Station/DVR Snap-on: Records NTSC/PAL/SECAM in MPEG-4 AVI format with ADPCM stereo sound, VGA resolution (640 x 480) @ 30 or 25 f/s Audio recording: Via the optional DVR station or DVR snap-on: stereo line-in, WAV (IMA ADPCM or PCM) format. Voice recording via the optional FM remote and its built-in microphone in WAV format (IMA ADPCM) Email client: compatible with email accounts supporting POP3 and IMAP services, import/export of vCard contacts Interfaces USB 2.0 High-Speed Device (compatible USB 1.1 at lower speed): Mass Storage Class (MSC) and Media Transport Protocol (MTP) Connections: WiFi (802.11b/g) connection. Free Web Browser (Opera Web browser and Adobe Flash Player) upon registration, 3.5 mm mini jack for headphones and audio output, DC-in for power adapter, docking connectors to connect DVR Station and other ARCHOS accessories Miscellaneous: 2 built in speakers, built-in leg stand Battery Life: Music playback approx. 39 hours, video playback approx. 10 hours Power source: Internal: Removable lithium Polymer battery, power adapter / charger ARCHOS Scalability: Device automatically downloads latest firmware updates when the WiFi connection is activated, Updates can be downloaded from ARCHOS website Dimensions and weight: approx. 190 x 110 x 16mm, 640gr In a possible use mode, in conneciton with an external computer through the USB&amp;#160;B&amp;#160;connector available on some optional accessories: Minimum System Requirements: Microsoft Windows Vista, XP, ME , 2000 or higher, MAC OS X and Linux (with Mass Storage Device Support), USB 2.0 interface In the box: ARCHOS 7 Headphones ARCHOS USB cable DVR station adapter Power adapter/charger Screen cleaning cloth QuickStart Guide (QSG), legal and safety notice Discuss this product</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Beyond The Final Frontier You know the special thing about the Archos 106765US-V2 7 320GB Internet Media Tablet? It supports Linux. Yep, right out of the box. It will work with Mac and Windows too, but how often do you find a personal media player that says Linux right on the box? Even if you aren&#8217;t that sort of person, you&#8217;ll still be getting a 7&#8221; TFT screen with 16 million colors. And you&#8217;ll be able to play MP3, WMA, WAV, JPEG, BMP, GIF and PNG files, as well as most PDFs. And you can play back videos up to DVD resolution, including MPEG4, M-JPEG, and WMV files. Try that with an iPhone! The Archos 106765US-V2 7 320GB Internet Media Tablet also works as a USB 2.0 High Speed Device, so you can use it for storage as well. And check that list of interfaces. Attach a few standard USB accessories and you&#8217;ve got yourself a computer on the go! Don&#8217;t be tied to the traditional forms of media a second longer. Who wants to see two millionaires debating which one of them dresses cooler in between beer ads? Break the two party system and show your independence and get your Archos 106765US-V2 7 320GB Internet Media Tablet up and running. There&#8217;s a whole new and exciting world of LCARS Skins out there, just waiting for you to arrive! Oh, you might have to compile those on your own. Do you know any programming? Well, we&#8217;ll just call that idea a &#8220;work in progress&#8221;. 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WMV (MP@ML, up to DVD resolution) including WMV protected files, M-JPEG (Motion JPEG Video) in QVGA resolution. With optional plug-in from Archos: HD support: MPEG-4 (ASP 720p) &amp;amp; WMV HD (MP 720p), H.264 up to DVD resolution with AAC, MPEG-2 MP@ML up to 10 Mbps (up to DVD resolution) and AC3 stereo sound (5.1) Audio playback: Stereo MP3 decoding @ 30-320 Kbits/s CBR &amp;amp; VBR, WMA, Protected WMA, WMA pro 5.1, WAV (PCM/ADPCM). AC3 stereo audio and 5.1 sound files (via SPDIF output of DVR Station) Flac and OGG Vorbis audio files, With optional software plug-ins (downloadable from your tablet on www.archos.com): AAC3, AAC+ stereo audio files Photo viewer: JPEG, BMP, PNG, GIF PDF viewer: Reads PDF documents (may not implement all PDF features) Video recording: Via the optional DVR Station/DVR Snap-on: Records NTSC/PAL/SECAM in MPEG-4 AVI format with ADPCM stereo sound, VGA resolution (640 x 480) @ 30 or 25 f/s Audio recording: Via the optional DVR station or DVR snap-on: stereo line-in, WAV (IMA ADPCM or PCM) format. Voice recording via the optional FM remote and its built-in microphone in WAV format (IMA ADPCM) Email client: compatible with email accounts supporting POP3 and IMAP services, import/export of vCard contacts Interfaces USB 2.0 High-Speed Device (compatible USB 1.1 at lower speed): Mass Storage Class (MSC) and Media Transport Protocol (MTP) Connections: WiFi (802.11b/g) connection. Free Web Browser (Opera Web browser and Adobe Flash Player) upon registration, 3.5 mm mini jack for headphones and audio output, DC-in for power adapter, docking connectors to connect DVR Station and other ARCHOS accessories Miscellaneous: 2 built in speakers, built-in leg stand Battery Life: Music playback approx. 39 hours, video playback approx. 10 hours Power source: Internal: Removable lithium Polymer battery, power adapter / charger ARCHOS Scalability: Device automatically downloads latest firmware updates when the WiFi connection is activated, Updates can be downloaded from ARCHOS website Dimensions and weight: approx. 190 x 110 x 16mm, 640gr In a possible use mode, in conneciton with an external computer through the USB&amp;#160;B&amp;#160;connector available on some optional accessories: Minimum System Requirements: Microsoft Windows Vista, XP, ME , 2000 or higher, MAC OS X and Linux (with Mass Storage Device Support), USB 2.0 interface In the box: ARCHOS 7 Headphones ARCHOS USB cable DVR station adapter Power adapter/charger Screen cleaning cloth QuickStart Guide (QSG), legal and safety notice Discuss this product</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Kingston 16GB USB 2.0 Data Traveler Thumbdrive</title>
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      <description>We&#8217;re Cookin&#8217; Now Oh, man. Those Data Traveler flash drives look lovely. But in the end, they&#8217;ll just break your heart. Here, listen to this&#8230; She was just sixteen gigs Just sixteen gigs Came from Kingston you know She was too young To fall in love And also USB 2.0 She&#8217;d hold music and things Make me feel like a king When my data she&#8217;d hold But she was too young To fall in love And also USB 2.0 Why did I think that it would last I should have planned ahead I thought sixteen gigs would be enough But these torrents don&#8217;t seem to end WHOA-OH She was just sixteen gigs Just sixteen gigs Came from Kingston you know She was too young To fall in love And also USB 2.0 I figured her perfect for my camera pack Or whatever, you know I thought 16 gigs would be enough Now I wish that I&#8217;d bought two more She was just sixteen gigs Just sixteen gigs Came from Kingston you know She was too small To hold it all I should have just bought a few more And she was too young To fall in love And also USB 2.0 ...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>We&#8217;re Cookin&#8217; Now Oh, man. Those Data Traveler flash drives look lovely. But in the end, they&#8217;ll just break your heart. Here, listen to this&#8230; She was just sixteen gigs Just sixteen gigs Came from Kingston you know She was too young To fall in love And also USB 2.0 She&#8217;d hold music and things Make me feel like a king When my data she&#8217;d hold But she was too young To fall in love And also USB 2.0 Why did I think that it would last I should have planned ahead I thought sixteen gigs would be enough But these torrents don&#8217;t seem to end WHOA-OH She was just sixteen gigs Just sixteen gigs Came from Kingston you know She was too young To fall in love And also USB 2.0 I figured her perfect for my camera pack Or whatever, you know I thought 16 gigs would be enough Now I wish that I&#8217;d bought two more She was just sixteen gigs Just sixteen gigs Came from Kingston you know She was too small To hold it all I should have just bought a few more And she was too young To fall in love And also USB 2.0 Warranty: 5 Year Kingston Features: Capacity, 16GB of flash storage Compliant, designed to Hi-Speed USB 2.0 specifications Convenient, pocket-sized for easy transportability Simple, just plug into a USB port Practical, capless, USB connector protected within case Dimensions, 2.35&#8221; x 0.88&#8221; x 0.37&#8221; (59.7mm x 22.3mm x 9.5mm) Operating temperatures, 32&#176; F to 140&#176; F (0&#176; C to 60&#176; C) Storage temperatures,-4&#176; F to 185&#176; F (-20&#176; C to 85&#176; C) Compatible Operating Systems: Windows Vista Windows XP (SP1, SP2) Windows 2000 Mac OS X v.10.3.x+ Linux v.2.6.x+ In the box: Kingston DT100/16GB 16GB USB Data Traveler Discuss this product</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>We&#8217;re Cookin&#8217; Now Oh, man. Those Data Traveler flash drives look lovely. But in the end, they&#8217;ll just break your heart. Here, listen to this&#8230; She was just sixteen gigs Just sixteen gigs Came from Kingston you know She was too young To fall in love And also USB 2.0 She&#8217;d hold music and things Make me feel like a king When my data she&#8217;d hold But she was too young To fall in love And also USB 2.0 Why did I think that it would last I should have planned ahead I thought sixteen gigs would be enough But these torrents don&#8217;t seem to end WHOA-OH She was just sixteen gigs Just sixteen gigs Came from Kingston you know She was too young To fall in love And also USB 2.0 I figured her perfect for my camera pack Or whatever, you know I thought 16 gigs would be enough Now I wish that I&#8217;d bought two more She was just sixteen gigs Just sixteen gigs Came from Kingston you know She was too small To hold it all I should have just bought a few more And she was too young To fall in love And also USB 2.0 Warranty: 5 Year Kingston Features: Capacity, 16GB of flash storage Compliant, designed to Hi-Speed USB 2.0 specifications Convenient, pocket-sized for easy transportability Simple, just plug into a USB port Practical, capless, USB connector protected within case Dimensions, 2.35&#8221; x 0.88&#8221; x 0.37&#8221; (59.7mm x 22.3mm x 9.5mm) Operating temperatures, 32&#176; F to 140&#176; F (0&#176; C to 60&#176; C) Storage temperatures,-4&#176; F to 185&#176; F (-20&#176; C to 85&#176; C) Compatible Operating Systems: Windows Vista Windows XP (SP1, SP2) Windows 2000 Mac OS X v.10.3.x+ Linux v.2.6.x+ In the box: Kingston DT100/16GB 16GB USB Data Traveler Discuss this product</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 04:41:33 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Silver Tri-Mode LED Flashlight</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/25383001-Silver-Tri-Mode-LED-Flashlight</link>
      <description>Travelling Light It was dark as I roared down the two-lane country highway, the night a sea of infinite shadow. But I couldn&#8217;t help but see her by the side of the road. I wheeled onto the shoulder and backed up to where she was, gravel crunching and skittering under my tires. &#8220;Which way you headed?&#8221; I asked. She didn&#8217;t answer. Just stood there, shining, like a flashlight, then like a lantern, then like an emergency light. Silence. I couldn&#8217;t figure her out. &#8220;So you need a ride or what?&#8221; Nothing. My eyes ran over her rugged metal grip, her pillar reflector. I imagine what it would feel like to have her in my glove box, or my tackle kit. I reached over and opened the passenger side door. &#8220;Get in.&#8221; She didn&#8217;t move. I was about to drive away, but I was stopped by an incredible realization: I was talking to a giant Roadside Tri-Mode Flashlight. I knew I should have stopped after that third peyote button. Warranty: 90 Day Excalibur Features: The Roadside Dual-Mode Flashlight is three ligh...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Travelling Light It was dark as I roared down the two-lane country highway, the night a sea of infinite shadow. But I couldn&#8217;t help but see her by the side of the road. I wheeled onto the shoulder and backed up to where she was, gravel crunching and skittering under my tires. &#8220;Which way you headed?&#8221; I asked. She didn&#8217;t answer. Just stood there, shining, like a flashlight, then like a lantern, then like an emergency light. Silence. I couldn&#8217;t figure her out. &#8220;So you need a ride or what?&#8221; Nothing. My eyes ran over her rugged metal grip, her pillar reflector. I imagine what it would feel like to have her in my glove box, or my tackle kit. I reached over and opened the passenger side door. &#8220;Get in.&#8221; She didn&#8217;t move. I was about to drive away, but I was stopped by an incredible realization: I was talking to a giant Roadside Tri-Mode Flashlight. I knew I should have stopped after that third peyote button. Warranty: 90 Day Excalibur Features: The Roadside Dual-Mode Flashlight is three lights in one; flashlight, latern and emergency light The head of the flashlight contains three superbright LEDs The transparent middle section acts as a lantern, filling any room with light, using its 8 LEDs and a pillar-reflector for maximum brightness The third mode uses the same dual-purpose lantern LEDs to create a super-bright, red emergency light Ideal for your glove box, camping equipment, fishing or your home Rugged metal grip Pillar reflector maximizes light coverage Includes magnet on the bottom to easily attach to your vehicle for practice light Unit Dimensions: (H) 6.625&#8221; x (D) 1.5&#8221; Box Dimensions: (L) 3&#8221; x (W) 3&#8221; x (H) 10.5&#8221; In the box: Excalibur 9026S Silver Tri-Mode LED Flashlight Discuss this product</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Travelling Light It was dark as I roared down the two-lane country highway, the night a sea of infinite shadow. But I couldn&#8217;t help but see her by the side of the road. I wheeled onto the shoulder and backed up to where she was, gravel crunching and skittering under my tires. &#8220;Which way you headed?&#8221; I asked. She didn&#8217;t answer. Just stood there, shining, like a flashlight, then like a lantern, then like an emergency light. Silence. I couldn&#8217;t figure her out. &#8220;So you need a ride or what?&#8221; Nothing. My eyes ran over her rugged metal grip, her pillar reflector. I imagine what it would feel like to have her in my glove box, or my tackle kit. I reached over and opened the passenger side door. &#8220;Get in.&#8221; She didn&#8217;t move. I was about to drive away, but I was stopped by an incredible realization: I was talking to a giant Roadside Tri-Mode Flashlight. I knew I should have stopped after that third peyote button. Warranty: 90 Day Excalibur Features: The Roadside Dual-Mode Flashlight is three lights in one; flashlight, latern and emergency light The head of the flashlight contains three superbright LEDs The transparent middle section acts as a lantern, filling any room with light, using its 8 LEDs and a pillar-reflector for maximum brightness The third mode uses the same dual-purpose lantern LEDs to create a super-bright, red emergency light Ideal for your glove box, camping equipment, fishing or your home Rugged metal grip Pillar reflector maximizes light coverage Includes magnet on the bottom to easily attach to your vehicle for practice light Unit Dimensions: (H) 6.625&#8221; x (D) 1.5&#8221; Box Dimensions: (L) 3&#8221; x (W) 3&#8221; x (H) 10.5&#8221; In the box: Excalibur 9026S Silver Tri-Mode LED Flashlight Discuss this product</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 04:37:03 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Kodak Easyshare 7&#8221; Digital Pictures Frame with Quicktouch Border</title>
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      <description>Control Your Border The threat to your pictures comes from one place: outside the border. Each day, literally hundreds of pictures lose their place on digital picture frames because of insecure borders. Pictures that just want to be noticed, to shine, to feed the pictures of their families and make an honest living. Something must be done. And now, something has been. The Kodak P720 Easyshare 7&#8221; Digital Picture Frame comes with a special Kodak Quick Touch Border. A border that can be easily controlled, keeping foreign fingerprints off a nice clean 7 inch LCD screen. Meanwhile, the two memory card slots mean it&#8217;s easy to add nice, cheap, perfectly acceptable pictures through the back door, in a way the benefits you while you deny ever being involved. And look at that shine! With a barely visible discreet cord design, the Kodak P720 Easyshare 7&#8221; Digital Picture Frame is a perfect way to enjoy a whole family of pictures. Get control of your border with the Quick Touch Border, and the K...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Control Your Border The threat to your pictures comes from one place: outside the border. Each day, literally hundreds of pictures lose their place on digital picture frames because of insecure borders. Pictures that just want to be noticed, to shine, to feed the pictures of their families and make an honest living. Something must be done. And now, something has been. The Kodak P720 Easyshare 7&#8221; Digital Picture Frame comes with a special Kodak Quick Touch Border. A border that can be easily controlled, keeping foreign fingerprints off a nice clean 7 inch LCD screen. Meanwhile, the two memory card slots mean it&#8217;s easy to add nice, cheap, perfectly acceptable pictures through the back door, in a way the benefits you while you deny ever being involved. And look at that shine! With a barely visible discreet cord design, the Kodak P720 Easyshare 7&#8221; Digital Picture Frame is a perfect way to enjoy a whole family of pictures. Get control of your border with the Quick Touch Border, and the Kodak P720 Easyshare 7&#8221; Digital Picture Frame. Warranty: 90 Day Kodak Features: 7 inch LCD photo frame with 480&#215;234 display resolution Be in charge with Kodak&#8217;s Quick Touch Border&#8212;the unique touch border keeps fingerprints off of your viewing screen Start viewing your pictures right away, just insert a memory card or USB flash drive and enjoy Selectable viewing hours featuring automatic on/off settings 2 memory card slots, compatible with SD, SDHC, MMC, MS, and xD KODAK EASYSHARE Software, Digital Frame Edition, makes it easy to load pictures straight from your home computer View your pictures on the 7 in. (17.8 cm) high resolution viewing screen, featuring KODAK * Color Science for vibrant color and crisp detail Detachable Black Frame and 3-Color mattes (White, Deep Red, Silver) allow for 6 unique looks to complement any decor Display your frame on a tabletop or on a wall, vertically or horizontally Discreet cord design&#8212;barely visible Quick Touch Border Features: Tap a border to display the menu icons Tap next to or below a button to make menu selections Slide your finger to highlight menus, pictures, videos, options Slide to scroll through images and menus &#8211; like turning the pages of a book Additional Photos: Kodak P720 LCD Photo Frame Quick Touch Border USB and SD Card Slot Specifications: Image file formats: JPEG, EXIF Dimensions: 8.9 &#215; 6.2 &#215; 1.2 in. Display size: 7 in. diagonal Display area: 6.1 &#215; 3.4 in. Display resolution: 480 &#215; 234 pixels Aspect ratio: 16:9 Display type: aSi TFT active matrix Display backlight: LED Display brightness: 200 NITs Contrast ratio: 300:1 Memory cards supported: 2 slots &#8211; Secure Digital (SD), Secure Digital High Capacity (SDHC), Multimedia Card (MMC), MEMORY STICK (MS), XD-Picture Card (xD) Power consumption: 5.04 W (power on), 1.69 W (standby power), 1.69 W (power off) Power supply: 100&#8211;120 V AC, 60 Hz (US), 100&#8211;240 V AC, 50&#8211;60 Hz (WW), 5 V DC Operating temperature: 32&#176; to 122&#176; F (0&#176; to 50&#176; C) Storage temperature: -4&#176; to 140&#176; F (-20&#176; to 60&#176; C) In the box: Kodak P720 7&#8221; Digital Picture Frame Power Adapter Kodak Easyshare Software CD Users Guide Black Shadowbox Faceplate 2 Decorative Mattes Discuss this product</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Control Your Border The threat to your pictures comes from one place: outside the border. Each day, literally hundreds of pictures lose their place on digital picture frames because of insecure borders. Pictures that just want to be noticed, to shine, to feed the pictures of their families and make an honest living. Something must be done. And now, something has been. The Kodak P720 Easyshare 7&#8221; Digital Picture Frame comes with a special Kodak Quick Touch Border. A border that can be easily controlled, keeping foreign fingerprints off a nice clean 7 inch LCD screen. Meanwhile, the two memory card slots mean it&#8217;s easy to add nice, cheap, perfectly acceptable pictures through the back door, in a way the benefits you while you deny ever being involved. And look at that shine! With a barely visible discreet cord design, the Kodak P720 Easyshare 7&#8221; Digital Picture Frame is a perfect way to enjoy a whole family of pictures. Get control of your border with the Quick Touch Border, and the Kodak P720 Easyshare 7&#8221; Digital Picture Frame. Warranty: 90 Day Kodak Features: 7 inch LCD photo frame with 480&#215;234 display resolution Be in charge with Kodak&#8217;s Quick Touch Border&#8212;the unique touch border keeps fingerprints off of your viewing screen Start viewing your pictures right away, just insert a memory card or USB flash drive and enjoy Selectable viewing hours featuring automatic on/off settings 2 memory card slots, compatible with SD, SDHC, MMC, MS, and xD KODAK EASYSHARE Software, Digital Frame Edition, makes it easy to load pictures straight from your home computer View your pictures on the 7 in. (17.8 cm) high resolution viewing screen, featuring KODAK * Color Science for vibrant color and crisp detail Detachable Black Frame and 3-Color mattes (White, Deep Red, Silver) allow for 6 unique looks to complement any decor Display your frame on a tabletop or on a wall, vertically or horizontally Discreet cord design&#8212;barely visible Quick Touch Border Features: Tap a border to display the menu icons Tap next to or below a button to make menu selections Slide your finger to highlight menus, pictures, videos, options Slide to scroll through images and menus &#8211; like turning the pages of a book Additional Photos: Kodak P720 LCD Photo Frame Quick Touch Border USB and SD Card Slot Specifications: Image file formats: JPEG, EXIF Dimensions: 8.9 &#215; 6.2 &#215; 1.2 in. Display size: 7 in. diagonal Display area: 6.1 &#215; 3.4 in. Display resolution: 480 &#215; 234 pixels Aspect ratio: 16:9 Display type: aSi TFT active matrix Display backlight: LED Display brightness: 200 NITs Contrast ratio: 300:1 Memory cards supported: 2 slots &#8211; Secure Digital (SD), Secure Digital High Capacity (SDHC), Multimedia Card (MMC), MEMORY STICK (MS), XD-Picture Card (xD) Power consumption: 5.04 W (power on), 1.69 W (standby power), 1.69 W (power off) Power supply: 100&#8211;120 V AC, 60 Hz (US), 100&#8211;240 V AC, 50&#8211;60 Hz (WW), 5 V DC Operating temperature: 32&#176; to 122&#176; F (0&#176; to 50&#176; C) Storage temperature: -4&#176; to 140&#176; F (-20&#176; to 60&#176; C) In the box: Kodak P720 7&#8221; Digital Picture Frame Power Adapter Kodak Easyshare Software CD Users Guide Black Shadowbox Faceplate 2 Decorative Mattes Discuss this product</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 04:31:03 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>HAVA Titanium HD TV Streamer</title>
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      <description>At Least There&#8217;s A Cake Once you begin to enjoy a Monsoon Titanium HDTV Streamer, you may find it hard to focus on anything else. Dear Employees, It&#8217;s always a sad day when we have to let one of our number go. However, it is with unanimous agreement that we say goodbye to Albert, who, in just a few short weeks, managed to leave his mark on the company by spending our entire annual operating budget on Monsoon Titanium HDTV Streamers. Thanks to Albert, we are all able to watch HDTV content from anywhere that we can access the Internet. And, to his credit, Albert has been very open about showing us how easy it is to use the Monsoon Titanium HDTV Streamer. We all do appreciate how the timeshifting feature means we can watch the game from our desks or hotel rooms, and how simple it is to save files directly to a computer or attached internal hard disk (not included). However, Albert&#8217;s love for the high-def beauty of the Monsoon Titanium has proven to be a liability in his chosen professi...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>At Least There&#8217;s A Cake Once you begin to enjoy a Monsoon Titanium HDTV Streamer, you may find it hard to focus on anything else. Dear Employees, It&#8217;s always a sad day when we have to let one of our number go. However, it is with unanimous agreement that we say goodbye to Albert, who, in just a few short weeks, managed to leave his mark on the company by spending our entire annual operating budget on Monsoon Titanium HDTV Streamers. Thanks to Albert, we are all able to watch HDTV content from anywhere that we can access the Internet. And, to his credit, Albert has been very open about showing us how easy it is to use the Monsoon Titanium HDTV Streamer. We all do appreciate how the timeshifting feature means we can watch the game from our desks or hotel rooms, and how simple it is to save files directly to a computer or attached internal hard disk (not included). However, Albert&#8217;s love for the high-def beauty of the Monsoon Titanium has proven to be a liability in his chosen profession of office manager. For example, when asked to order a new case of non-dairy creamer, Albert got in a skid of Monsoon Titanium HDTV Streamers. And when told we needed bathroom cleaner, Albert quickly ordered a case of Monsoon Titanium HDTV Streamers. Albert has worked very hard, but is simply not a good fit in our little company. Nevertheless, his eagerness and enthusiasm will be missed, and we wish him well in his future endeavors. Please be sure to drop by the break room and enjoy a small farewell party for Albert later this afternoon. In his honor, we have asked that balloons, party favors and colorful streamers be made available. However, since it is the office manager&#8217;s job to order those things, we&#8217;re sure you&#8217;ll be prepared to see the Monsoon Titanium HDTV Streamers hanging from the ceiling. Consider it one last chance to enjoy that special brand of magic that our friend Albert offered us every single day. Additionally, to make up the projected shortfall, all health insurance, benefits, raises and bonuses are cancelled until further notice. Sincerely, Management Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty $(document).ready(function() {st_widget.create({itemCondition:'New',itemDescription:'HAVA Titanium HD TV Streamer',itemPrice:'59.99',bannerStyle:'wide',widgetType:'quote',merchantID:'subscrip_014793207843'}); }); Warranty: 1 Year Monsoon st_widget.create({bannerStyle : 'wide', widgetType : 'quote', itemCondition : 'New', itemPrice : 59.99, merchantID : 'subscrip_014793207843'}); Features: Watch HDTV content from your home or nearly anywhere you can access the internet Connect any HD video source and watch TV on a Microsoft Media Center, XP or Vista PC without having a TV Tuner installed Stream live TV to multiple PC&#8217;s simultaneously and to another internet connected PC or cell phone somewhere else in the world Use HAVA to stream TV or video content from a Media Center PC wirelessly to an XBox 360 connected TV Watch high quality video, up to 20Mbps full D1 MPEG-2 Turn your PC into a PVR and record favorite TV shows directly to an internal PC hard disk or an externally attached USB hard disk Save video to your computer and burn them to a DVD to free up hard drive space Timeshift feature pauses, fast forwards &amp;amp; rewinds live TV on any PC so you will never miss that pivotal sports moment again Full control from the PC for virtually any type of A/V device, including PVRs, digital cable boxes, and satellite TV receivers Eliminates the installation of TV connections and the expense of set-top boxes in every room Quality of Service algorithm ensures smooth delivery of video and audio to all clients, or any priority client the user may select Pass-through Outputs for every A/V input for connection to TV set or other A/V equipment Dynamic bit rate and frame rate adjustment. This ensures best quality video and audio without hiccup Networking: Wired Ethernet (802.3) 10/100 Interface Built-in hardware MPEG encoder (ViXS Xcode 2105) Two USB 2.0 ports for use of peripherals such as hybrid TV tuner, 802.11g wireless adapter or external storage Play Xbox games in HD while recording the game on your MCE PC simultaneously Audio/Video Inputs: Composite Video Left and Right Audio S-Video Component Y-Pb-Pr Auxiliary Audio Additional Photos: HAVA Titanium HDTV&amp;#160;Streamer Rear Ports Requirements: DHCP-enabled router recommended TV source: any analog video source, including but not limited to digital cable box receiver, satellite receiver, IPTV set top box, or PVR such as Tivo, ReplayTV, etc. Broadband internet connectivity for remote viewing (recommended 300Kbps upstream) Intel Pentium 1.2 GHz or equivalent (1.5 GHz or higher recommended) Operating System: Windows XP SP2 (Home, Pro or MCE) 32 bit, or Windows Vista (32/64 bit) (all versions) System RAM: 512MB for WinXP, 1GB for Vista Disk space: 75 MB to install the HAVA software; at least 500 MB for time-shifting; 10 GB recommended for recording 10/100 Ethernet equipped PC (for wired mode) Wireless 802.11g LAN-equipped PC (for wireless connection to HAVA or wireless cleints) In the box: Hava Titanium HD 2 Component Cables IR Blaster Cable Hava Software CD Power Supply Cat-5 Network Cable 2 Composite A/V Cables Discuss this product</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>At Least There&#8217;s A Cake Once you begin to enjoy a Monsoon Titanium HDTV Streamer, you may find it hard to focus on anything else. Dear Employees, It&#8217;s always a sad day when we have to let one of our number go. However, it is with unanimous agreement that we say goodbye to Albert, who, in just a few short weeks, managed to leave his mark on the company by spending our entire annual operating budget on Monsoon Titanium HDTV Streamers. Thanks to Albert, we are all able to watch HDTV content from anywhere that we can access the Internet. And, to his credit, Albert has been very open about showing us how easy it is to use the Monsoon Titanium HDTV Streamer. We all do appreciate how the timeshifting feature means we can watch the game from our desks or hotel rooms, and how simple it is to save files directly to a computer or attached internal hard disk (not included). However, Albert&#8217;s love for the high-def beauty of the Monsoon Titanium has proven to be a liability in his chosen profession of office manager. For example, when asked to order a new case of non-dairy creamer, Albert got in a skid of Monsoon Titanium HDTV Streamers. And when told we needed bathroom cleaner, Albert quickly ordered a case of Monsoon Titanium HDTV Streamers. Albert has worked very hard, but is simply not a good fit in our little company. Nevertheless, his eagerness and enthusiasm will be missed, and we wish him well in his future endeavors. Please be sure to drop by the break room and enjoy a small farewell party for Albert later this afternoon. In his honor, we have asked that balloons, party favors and colorful streamers be made available. However, since it is the office manager&#8217;s job to order those things, we&#8217;re sure you&#8217;ll be prepared to see the Monsoon Titanium HDTV Streamers hanging from the ceiling. Consider it one last chance to enjoy that special brand of magic that our friend Albert offered us every single day. Additionally, to make up the projected shortfall, all health insurance, benefits, raises and bonuses are cancelled until further notice. Sincerely, Management Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty $(document).ready(function() {st_widget.create({itemCondition:'New',itemDescription:'HAVA Titanium HD TV Streamer',itemPrice:'59.99',bannerStyle:'wide',widgetType:'quote',merchantID:'subscrip_014793207843'}); }); Warranty: 1 Year Monsoon st_widget.create({bannerStyle : 'wide', widgetType : 'quote', itemCondition : 'New', itemPrice : 59.99, merchantID : 'subscrip_014793207843'}); Features: Watch HDTV content from your home or nearly anywhere you can access the internet Connect any HD video source and watch TV on a Microsoft Media Center, XP or Vista PC without having a TV Tuner installed Stream live TV to multiple PC&#8217;s simultaneously and to another internet connected PC or cell phone somewhere else in the world Use HAVA to stream TV or video content from a Media Center PC wirelessly to an XBox 360 connected TV Watch high quality video, up to 20Mbps full D1 MPEG-2 Turn your PC into a PVR and record favorite TV shows directly to an internal PC hard disk or an externally attached USB hard disk Save video to your computer and burn them to a DVD to free up hard drive space Timeshift feature pauses, fast forwards &amp;amp; rewinds live TV on any PC so you will never miss that pivotal sports moment again Full control from the PC for virtually any type of A/V device, including PVRs, digital cable boxes, and satellite TV receivers Eliminates the installation of TV connections and the expense of set-top boxes in every room Quality of Service algorithm ensures smooth delivery of video and audio to all clients, or any priority client the user may select Pass-through Outputs for every A/V input for connection to TV set or other A/V equipment Dynamic bit rate and frame rate adjustment. This ensures best quality video and audio without hiccup Networking: Wired Ethernet (802.3) 10/100 Interface Built-in hardware MPEG encoder (ViXS Xcode 2105) Two USB 2.0 ports for use of peripherals such as hybrid TV tuner, 802.11g wireless adapter or external storage Play Xbox games in HD while recording the game on your MCE PC simultaneously Audio/Video Inputs: Composite Video Left and Right Audio S-Video Component Y-Pb-Pr Auxiliary Audio Additional Photos: HAVA Titanium HDTV&amp;#160;Streamer Rear Ports Requirements: DHCP-enabled router recommended TV source: any analog video source, including but not limited to digital cable box receiver, satellite receiver, IPTV set top box, or PVR such as Tivo, ReplayTV, etc. Broadband internet connectivity for remote viewing (recommended 300Kbps upstream) Intel Pentium 1.2 GHz or equivalent (1.5 GHz or higher recommended) Operating System: Windows XP SP2 (Home, Pro or MCE) 32 bit, or Windows Vista (32/64 bit) (all versions) System RAM: 512MB for WinXP, 1GB for Vista Disk space: 75 MB to install the HAVA software; at least 500 MB for time-shifting; 10 GB recommended for recording 10/100 Ethernet equipped PC (for wired mode) Wireless 802.11g LAN-equipped PC (for wireless connection to HAVA or wireless cleints) In the box: Hava Titanium HD 2 Component Cables IR Blaster Cable Hava Software CD Power Supply Cat-5 Network Cable 2 Composite A/V Cables Discuss this product</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Floating Wireless Waterproof Pool Speakers with Remote</title>
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      <description>Ambiance? I&#8217;ll give you ambiance. Every lady enjoys a romantic evening on the water, right? Come on, Mildred. There&#8217;s no need for the sour face. It&#8217;s our anniversary, after all. Take a look at that gorgeous night sky. Aren&#8217;t the stars beautiful tonight? You&#8217;d never see that kind of sky all cooped up inside some expensive restaurant. Look, I know you were hoping for something a little fancier or extravagant, but just get a whiff of that fresh night air. Ahh! Who knew oxygen smelled so GOOD, you know? Diamonds don&#8217;t smell that good, you know. Neither do tickets to Jamaica, for your information. Relax a bit, honey. Just let the romantic sing-song of crickets and bullfrogs wash over you. Can you hear it, darling? No? Here, let me turn up the volume on these Floating Wireless Waterproof Pool Speakers from Excalibur. There we go. That&#8217;s some clarity, and from such a compact speaker system, too. It&#8217;s almost as if we&#8217;re actually at the lake and not floating in a canoe in the neighbor&#8217;s pool...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Ambiance? I&#8217;ll give you ambiance. Every lady enjoys a romantic evening on the water, right? Come on, Mildred. There&#8217;s no need for the sour face. It&#8217;s our anniversary, after all. Take a look at that gorgeous night sky. Aren&#8217;t the stars beautiful tonight? You&#8217;d never see that kind of sky all cooped up inside some expensive restaurant. Look, I know you were hoping for something a little fancier or extravagant, but just get a whiff of that fresh night air. Ahh! Who knew oxygen smelled so GOOD, you know? Diamonds don&#8217;t smell that good, you know. Neither do tickets to Jamaica, for your information. Relax a bit, honey. Just let the romantic sing-song of crickets and bullfrogs wash over you. Can you hear it, darling? No? Here, let me turn up the volume on these Floating Wireless Waterproof Pool Speakers from Excalibur. There we go. That&#8217;s some clarity, and from such a compact speaker system, too. It&#8217;s almost as if we&#8217;re actually at the lake and not floating in a canoe in the neighbor&#8217;s pool. The remote dock and Built-in 915 MHz wireless transmitter helps keep the iPod I loaded all those sound effects on nice and dry, too, which is good. I&#8217;ve got a sassy little Barry White playlist for when we reach &#8220;shore&#8221;, hint, hint. You might want to finish your wine kinda quick, though. The Johnsons get back from their PTA meeting soon, and I told Dad I&#8217;d have his boat back before midnight. Warranty: 90 Day Excalibur Features: Create a sensation at your next pool party with Wireless Floating Speaker RF A fusion of technology and portability, the Wireless Floating Speaker RF is a compact speaker system made for your iPod Place the transmitter away from the pool, keeping your iPod safe and dry The separate, water-resistant flaoting speaker gives you a great sound as it drifts n your pool or hot tub Expand your party&#8217;s music by adding multiple speakers Built-in 915 MHz wireless transmitter Universal iPod dock Dimensions: Dimensions: (L) 7&#8221; x (W) 7&#8221; x (H) 3.8&#8221; Weight: 2.2 lbs In the box: Excalibur 145 Floating Wireless Waterproof Pool Speakers Discuss this product</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Ambiance? I&#8217;ll give you ambiance. Every lady enjoys a romantic evening on the water, right? Come on, Mildred. There&#8217;s no need for the sour face. It&#8217;s our anniversary, after all. Take a look at that gorgeous night sky. Aren&#8217;t the stars beautiful tonight? You&#8217;d never see that kind of sky all cooped up inside some expensive restaurant. Look, I know you were hoping for something a little fancier or extravagant, but just get a whiff of that fresh night air. Ahh! Who knew oxygen smelled so GOOD, you know? Diamonds don&#8217;t smell that good, you know. Neither do tickets to Jamaica, for your information. Relax a bit, honey. Just let the romantic sing-song of crickets and bullfrogs wash over you. Can you hear it, darling? No? Here, let me turn up the volume on these Floating Wireless Waterproof Pool Speakers from Excalibur. There we go. That&#8217;s some clarity, and from such a compact speaker system, too. It&#8217;s almost as if we&#8217;re actually at the lake and not floating in a canoe in the neighbor&#8217;s pool. The remote dock and Built-in 915 MHz wireless transmitter helps keep the iPod I loaded all those sound effects on nice and dry, too, which is good. I&#8217;ve got a sassy little Barry White playlist for when we reach &#8220;shore&#8221;, hint, hint. You might want to finish your wine kinda quick, though. The Johnsons get back from their PTA meeting soon, and I told Dad I&#8217;d have his boat back before midnight. Warranty: 90 Day Excalibur Features: Create a sensation at your next pool party with Wireless Floating Speaker RF A fusion of technology and portability, the Wireless Floating Speaker RF is a compact speaker system made for your iPod Place the transmitter away from the pool, keeping your iPod safe and dry The separate, water-resistant flaoting speaker gives you a great sound as it drifts n your pool or hot tub Expand your party&#8217;s music by adding multiple speakers Built-in 915 MHz wireless transmitter Universal iPod dock Dimensions: Dimensions: (L) 7&#8221; x (W) 7&#8221; x (H) 3.8&#8221; Weight: 2.2 lbs In the box: Excalibur 145 Floating Wireless Waterproof Pool Speakers Discuss this product</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 04:18:03 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Apple 32GB Second Generation iPod Touch</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/25383005-Apple-32GB-Second-Generation-iPod-Touch</link>
      <description>iPod Touch, schmiPod Schmouch It won&#8217;t help you escape my nefarious weather machine. Go ahead, fools. Buy up all the iPods you want. Pacify yourselves with hours of audio and video playback. Play your little games, connect to a wi-fi signal and browse the internet, enjoy your quirky little apps, load it up with photos of all the good times you and your loved one have shared over the years. Perhaps these things may provide you some comfort when you are cowering in fear at the power and might of my weather machine. My plan is almost complete, you see. Soon, the funds I&#8217;ve been siphoning from every sale on a certain popular Internet retail site will provide me the means of reigning, and raining, over you ALL. And when find yourself fleeing in terror from my Winds of Wickedness, when you huddle under flimsy umbrellas in a futile attempt to shield yourselves from my Hail of Hate, when you scurry to shelter to escape my Precipitation of Pernicious, know that it would never have been possi...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>iPod Touch, schmiPod Schmouch It won&#8217;t help you escape my nefarious weather machine. Go ahead, fools. Buy up all the iPods you want. Pacify yourselves with hours of audio and video playback. Play your little games, connect to a wi-fi signal and browse the internet, enjoy your quirky little apps, load it up with photos of all the good times you and your loved one have shared over the years. Perhaps these things may provide you some comfort when you are cowering in fear at the power and might of my weather machine. My plan is almost complete, you see. Soon, the funds I&#8217;ve been siphoning from every sale on a certain popular Internet retail site will provide me the means of reigning, and raining, over you ALL. And when find yourself fleeing in terror from my Winds of Wickedness, when you huddle under flimsy umbrellas in a futile attempt to shield yourselves from my Hail of Hate, when you scurry to shelter to escape my Precipitation of Pernicious, know that it would never have been possible without your purchase. Purchase away, my future peons, and be sure to download a weather app when it arrives. Mwa ha. Warranty: 90 Day Apple Features: 32 GB capacity for 7,000 songs, 10,000 photos, or 40 hours of video Up to 36 hours of music playback or 6 hours of video playback when fully charged 3.5-inch widescreen multi-touch display with 480-by-320-pixel resolution Specifications: Size and Weight: 4.3&#215;2.4&#215;0.33 inches, 4.05 ounces Display: 3.5-inch (diagonal) widescreen Multi-Touch display, 480-by-320-pixel resolution at 163 pixels per inch Battery Life: Up to 36 hours of music playback; up to 6 hours of video playback Ports: Dock connector, stereo mini-jack Connectivity: USB through dock connector; component and composite video through dock connector (with AV cables, sold separately); audio through headphone jack Wireless Data: Wi-Fi (802.11b/g), Nike + iPod support built in, Maps location-based service Audio Support: AAC (16 to 320 Kbps), Protected AAC (from iTunes Store), MP3 (16 to 320 Kbps), MP3 VBR, Audible (formats 2, 3, and 4), Apple Lossless, WAV, and AIFF Photo Support: Syncs iPod-viewable photos in JPEG, BMP, GIF, TIFF, PSD (Mac only), and PNG formats Video Support: H.264 video, up to 1.5 Mbps, 640 by 480 pixels, 30 frames per second, Low-Complexity version of the H.264 Baseline Profile with AAC-LC audio up to 160 Kbps, 48kHz, stereo audio in .m4v, .mp4, and .mov file formats; H.264 video, up to 2.5 Mbps, 640 by 480 pixels, 30 frames per second, Baseline Profile up to Level 3.0 with AAC-LC audio up to 160 Kbps, 48kHz, stereo audio in .m4v, .mp4, and .mov file formats; MPEG-4 video, up to 2.5 Mbps, 640 by 480 pixels, 30 frames per second, Simple Profile with AAC-LC audio up to 160 Kbps, 48kHz, stereo audio in .m4v, .mp4, and .mov file formats Environmental Requirements: Operating temperature: 32&#176; to 95&#176; F (0&#176; to 35&#176; C), Nonoperating temperature: -4&#176; to 113&#176; F (-20&#176; to 45&#176; C), Relative humidity: 5% to 95% noncondensing Maximum operating altitude: 10,000 feet (3000 m) In the box: (1) 32GB 2nd generation iPod Touch Discuss this product</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>iPod Touch, schmiPod Schmouch It won&#8217;t help you escape my nefarious weather machine. Go ahead, fools. Buy up all the iPods you want. Pacify yourselves with hours of audio and video playback. Play your little games, connect to a wi-fi signal and browse the internet, enjoy your quirky little apps, load it up with photos of all the good times you and your loved one have shared over the years. Perhaps these things may provide you some comfort when you are cowering in fear at the power and might of my weather machine. My plan is almost complete, you see. Soon, the funds I&#8217;ve been siphoning from every sale on a certain popular Internet retail site will provide me the means of reigning, and raining, over you ALL. And when find yourself fleeing in terror from my Winds of Wickedness, when you huddle under flimsy umbrellas in a futile attempt to shield yourselves from my Hail of Hate, when you scurry to shelter to escape my Precipitation of Pernicious, know that it would never have been possible without your purchase. Purchase away, my future peons, and be sure to download a weather app when it arrives. Mwa ha. Warranty: 90 Day Apple Features: 32 GB capacity for 7,000 songs, 10,000 photos, or 40 hours of video Up to 36 hours of music playback or 6 hours of video playback when fully charged 3.5-inch widescreen multi-touch display with 480-by-320-pixel resolution Specifications: Size and Weight: 4.3&#215;2.4&#215;0.33 inches, 4.05 ounces Display: 3.5-inch (diagonal) widescreen Multi-Touch display, 480-by-320-pixel resolution at 163 pixels per inch Battery Life: Up to 36 hours of music playback; up to 6 hours of video playback Ports: Dock connector, stereo mini-jack Connectivity: USB through dock connector; component and composite video through dock connector (with AV cables, sold separately); audio through headphone jack Wireless Data: Wi-Fi (802.11b/g), Nike + iPod support built in, Maps location-based service Audio Support: AAC (16 to 320 Kbps), Protected AAC (from iTunes Store), MP3 (16 to 320 Kbps), MP3 VBR, Audible (formats 2, 3, and 4), Apple Lossless, WAV, and AIFF Photo Support: Syncs iPod-viewable photos in JPEG, BMP, GIF, TIFF, PSD (Mac only), and PNG formats Video Support: H.264 video, up to 1.5 Mbps, 640 by 480 pixels, 30 frames per second, Low-Complexity version of the H.264 Baseline Profile with AAC-LC audio up to 160 Kbps, 48kHz, stereo audio in .m4v, .mp4, and .mov file formats; H.264 video, up to 2.5 Mbps, 640 by 480 pixels, 30 frames per second, Baseline Profile up to Level 3.0 with AAC-LC audio up to 160 Kbps, 48kHz, stereo audio in .m4v, .mp4, and .mov file formats; MPEG-4 video, up to 2.5 Mbps, 640 by 480 pixels, 30 frames per second, Simple Profile with AAC-LC audio up to 160 Kbps, 48kHz, stereo audio in .m4v, .mp4, and .mov file formats Environmental Requirements: Operating temperature: 32&#176; to 95&#176; F (0&#176; to 35&#176; C), Nonoperating temperature: -4&#176; to 113&#176; F (-20&#176; to 45&#176; C), Relative humidity: 5% to 95% noncondensing Maximum operating altitude: 10,000 feet (3000 m) In the box: (1) 32GB 2nd generation iPod Touch Discuss this product</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 04:09:03 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>GE DECT 6.0 Phone with Bluetooth Cellphone Connection - $27.99</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/25382076-GE-DECT-6-0-Phone-with-Bluetooth-Cellphone-Connection-27-99</link>
      <description>Don&#8217;t Get Mad, We&#8217;re Just Trolling Your little Bluetooth cellphone acts tough. But sometimes it worries. When you&#8217;re asleep, it lies awake in the cradle and wonders: Am I good enough? Could I have run with the big boys back when telcom was that grand new frontier? Could I have been&#8230; a land line? A GE 28127FE2 DECT 6.0 Phone with Bluetooth Cellphone Connection can answer that question once and for all. Now your little Bluetooth cell can be tied in to the copper based network that fights so hard to end all global technological advancement in favor of its own profits. Link up to two cell phones and talk with the comfort of a handset. You don&#8217;t even need a landline! Although don&#8217;t tell your Bluetooth phone that part. Intercom, phone book, built-in clock and calendar, even a call timer, the GE 28127FE2 DECT 6.0 Phone with Bluetooth Cellphone Connection is a retro way to make modern calls. Don&#8217;t let the turntable be the only &#8220;distinguished old man&#8221; in the house. Snap up that GE 28127FE2 D...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Don&#8217;t Get Mad, We&#8217;re Just Trolling Your little Bluetooth cellphone acts tough. But sometimes it worries. When you&#8217;re asleep, it lies awake in the cradle and wonders: Am I good enough? Could I have run with the big boys back when telcom was that grand new frontier? Could I have been&#8230; a land line? A GE 28127FE2 DECT 6.0 Phone with Bluetooth Cellphone Connection can answer that question once and for all. Now your little Bluetooth cell can be tied in to the copper based network that fights so hard to end all global technological advancement in favor of its own profits. Link up to two cell phones and talk with the comfort of a handset. You don&#8217;t even need a landline! Although don&#8217;t tell your Bluetooth phone that part. Intercom, phone book, built-in clock and calendar, even a call timer, the GE 28127FE2 DECT 6.0 Phone with Bluetooth Cellphone Connection is a retro way to make modern calls. Don&#8217;t let the turntable be the only &#8220;distinguished old man&#8221; in the house. Snap up that GE 28127FE2 DECT 6.0 Phone with Bluetooth Cellphone Connection and prove that the old ways are the best ways! Except for with special effects. Really, stop motion? Ugh, so weak. Warranty: 1 Year GE Features: Bluetooth cell phone links to your Cell Fusion so that you can answer or place cell phone calls from anywhere in your house (only works with a Bluetooth enabled cell phone that is fully compliant with Bluetooth specifications) Link up to 2 cell phones Transfers cellular caller ID (on home phones capable of displaying CID) Expandable up to 6 handsets Interference free Use WITH or WITHOUT home phone line Button functions: volume, caller ID, phonebook, talk, redial, mute, tone, speaker, delete/flash, end, pause/ringer There are eight programming menus available: phone book, call records, alarm, scheduler, extra features, phone setting, sound settings and bluetooth Frequency: 1.9 GHz Handset speakerphone Intercom Call timer Built in clock and calendar Dial-back function Lighted keypad Dimensions: Dimensions: Base: (H) 3.25&#8221; x (W) 4&#8221; x (D) 3&#8221;, phone: (H) 6&#8221; x (W) 2&#8221; x (D) 1&#8221;, Remote base: (H) 5&#8221; x (W) 1.25&#8221; x (D) 4.50&#8221; In the box: (1) Base and desktop stand (1) Charger (1) Telephone line cord (2) Handsets (2) Belt clips (2) Battery compartment covers (2) Charge Cradles Discuss this product Price: $27.99 I want one!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Don&#8217;t Get Mad, We&#8217;re Just Trolling Your little Bluetooth cellphone acts tough. But sometimes it worries. When you&#8217;re asleep, it lies awake in the cradle and wonders: Am I good enough? Could I have run with the big boys back when telcom was that grand new frontier? Could I have been&#8230; a land line? A GE 28127FE2 DECT 6.0 Phone with Bluetooth Cellphone Connection can answer that question once and for all. Now your little Bluetooth cell can be tied in to the copper based network that fights so hard to end all global technological advancement in favor of its own profits. Link up to two cell phones and talk with the comfort of a handset. You don&#8217;t even need a landline! Although don&#8217;t tell your Bluetooth phone that part. Intercom, phone book, built-in clock and calendar, even a call timer, the GE 28127FE2 DECT 6.0 Phone with Bluetooth Cellphone Connection is a retro way to make modern calls. Don&#8217;t let the turntable be the only &#8220;distinguished old man&#8221; in the house. Snap up that GE 28127FE2 DECT 6.0 Phone with Bluetooth Cellphone Connection and prove that the old ways are the best ways! Except for with special effects. Really, stop motion? Ugh, so weak. Warranty: 1 Year GE Features: Bluetooth cell phone links to your Cell Fusion so that you can answer or place cell phone calls from anywhere in your house (only works with a Bluetooth enabled cell phone that is fully compliant with Bluetooth specifications) Link up to 2 cell phones Transfers cellular caller ID (on home phones capable of displaying CID) Expandable up to 6 handsets Interference free Use WITH or WITHOUT home phone line Button functions: volume, caller ID, phonebook, talk, redial, mute, tone, speaker, delete/flash, end, pause/ringer There are eight programming menus available: phone book, call records, alarm, scheduler, extra features, phone setting, sound settings and bluetooth Frequency: 1.9 GHz Handset speakerphone Intercom Call timer Built in clock and calendar Dial-back function Lighted keypad Dimensions: Dimensions: Base: (H) 3.25&#8221; x (W) 4&#8221; x (D) 3&#8221;, phone: (H) 6&#8221; x (W) 2&#8221; x (D) 1&#8221;, Remote base: (H) 5&#8221; x (W) 1.25&#8221; x (D) 4.50&#8221; In the box: (1) Base and desktop stand (1) Charger (1) Telephone line cord (2) Handsets (2) Belt clips (2) Battery compartment covers (2) Charge Cradles Discuss this product Price: $27.99 I want one!</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 23:28:03 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Philips DVP3340V DVD/VCR Combo</title>
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      <description>Gone Too Soon He comes from the future to protect the past. He&#8217;s Jack Traveller&#8230; Temporal Copyright Agent. &#8220;Hey, guys, great day here at the video store! Don&#8217;t worry. I&#8217;ll close up. Goodnight, everyone! Goodnight! Whoa, sorry, buddy, we&#8217;re closed.&#8221; &#8220;I ain&#8217;t here for a video, punk. Grab the space sky.&#8221; &#8220;Whoa! A gun! A gun like I&#8217;ve never seen! Now&#8230; now, calm down, pal, the money&#8217;s in the till, you can just-&#8221; &#8220;I don&#8217;t want your stinkin&#8217; money. I&#8217;m Jack Traveller&#8230; Temporal Copyright Agent. I&#8217;m here for the Philips DVP3340V DVD/VCR Combo.&#8221; &#8220;That old thing? The machine that lets you make a DVD into a VCR? Who&#8217;d ever want that?&#8221; &#8220;I&#8217;ll tell you who, kid. A guy named Simon Pirate, the most evil intellectual property thief the world has ever known. He&#8217;s on his way to the past to take credit for every movie ever made.&#8221; &#8220;Simon Pirate? He directed all my favorite movies!&#8221; &#8220;No, kid, he didn&#8217;t. He just used the Philips DVP3340V DVD/VCR Combo to make high quality videotape copies and escaped into ...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Gone Too Soon He comes from the future to protect the past. He&#8217;s Jack Traveller&#8230; Temporal Copyright Agent. &#8220;Hey, guys, great day here at the video store! Don&#8217;t worry. I&#8217;ll close up. Goodnight, everyone! Goodnight! Whoa, sorry, buddy, we&#8217;re closed.&#8221; &#8220;I ain&#8217;t here for a video, punk. Grab the space sky.&#8221; &#8220;Whoa! A gun! A gun like I&#8217;ve never seen! Now&#8230; now, calm down, pal, the money&#8217;s in the till, you can just-&#8221; &#8220;I don&#8217;t want your stinkin&#8217; money. I&#8217;m Jack Traveller&#8230; Temporal Copyright Agent. I&#8217;m here for the Philips DVP3340V DVD/VCR Combo.&#8221; &#8220;That old thing? The machine that lets you make a DVD into a VCR? Who&#8217;d ever want that?&#8221; &#8220;I&#8217;ll tell you who, kid. A guy named Simon Pirate, the most evil intellectual property thief the world has ever known. He&#8217;s on his way to the past to take credit for every movie ever made.&#8221; &#8220;Simon Pirate? He directed all my favorite movies!&#8221; &#8220;No, kid, he didn&#8217;t. He just used the Philips DVP3340V DVD/VCR Combo to make high quality videotape copies and escaped into the past where videotapes still matter.&#8221; &#8220;But the Philips DVP3340V DVD/VCR Combo can also be used to watch VHS tapes or DVDs too, right?&#8221; &#8220;That&#8217;s right, kid, but that&#8217;s not why Simon wants it. Now stand back. I gotta fire up this time machine and&#8230; whoa, is that a photo of your mom?&#8221; &#8220;What? Oh, yeah. They say she was quite the sex bomb back in the day. She used to live on rum and coke and partied with this guy who had this freaky gun that looked just like&#8230; Hey, wait a minute&#8230; are you my dad?&#8221; &#8220;I sure hope so, kid. You said rum and coke, right?&#8221; Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty Features: Allows you to copy from DVD to VCR Display modes: Panscan, Letterbox Types of playable discs: DVD 8 cm/12 cm disc, Video CD (VCD/SVCD) (8 cm / 12 cm disc), Audio CD (8 cm / 12 cm disc) Progressive scan JPEG photo playback Remote Control operation range is up to 23 feet Specifications: General: Power requirements: 120V, 60Hz Power consumption: 16W Dimensions: 16.9&#8221; x 3.1&#8221; x 10.2&#8221; Operating temperature: 41F to 104F Signal System: NTSC Net Weight: 8.8 lbs. Inputs: VHS VIDEO IN (LINE 1,2) 1V (p-p) 75 ohms, sync negative, RCA jack x 2 VHS AUDIO IN (LINE 1,2) -6.0 dBm more than 47 ohms, RCA jack (L,R) x 2 VCR Specifications: Head system: Four head helical scan azimuth system Timer: 12-hour display type with AM, PM Tape speed: SP: 33.35 mm/sec, LP: 16.67 mm/sec, SLP: 11.12 mm/sec Tape width: 12.7 mm Maximum recording time: SP:2 HOURS (T-120), SLP: 6 HOURS (T-120)/8 HOURS (T-160) Rewind time: About 3 minutes (T-120) Frequency range: 20 Hz to 20 kHz Signal-to-noise ratio: More than 43 dB Dynamic range: More than 88 dB Channel separation: More than 60 dB DVD Specifications: Laser system: Semiconductor laser, wavelength 650 nm Frequency response: DVD (PCM 96 kHz): 8 Hz to 44 kHz, DVD (PCM 48 kHz): 8 Hz to 44 kHz, CD: 8 Hz to 20 kHz Signal-to-noise ratio: More than 90 dB (ANALOG OUT jacks only) Harmonic distortion: Less than 0.02% Dynamic range: More than 95 dB (DVD/CD) In the box: Philips DVP3340V DVD/VCR Combo Remote A/V cables Discuss this product</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Gone Too Soon He comes from the future to protect the past. He&#8217;s Jack Traveller&#8230; Temporal Copyright Agent. &#8220;Hey, guys, great day here at the video store! Don&#8217;t worry. I&#8217;ll close up. Goodnight, everyone! Goodnight! Whoa, sorry, buddy, we&#8217;re closed.&#8221; &#8220;I ain&#8217;t here for a video, punk. Grab the space sky.&#8221; &#8220;Whoa! A gun! A gun like I&#8217;ve never seen! Now&#8230; now, calm down, pal, the money&#8217;s in the till, you can just-&#8221; &#8220;I don&#8217;t want your stinkin&#8217; money. I&#8217;m Jack Traveller&#8230; Temporal Copyright Agent. I&#8217;m here for the Philips DVP3340V DVD/VCR Combo.&#8221; &#8220;That old thing? The machine that lets you make a DVD into a VCR? Who&#8217;d ever want that?&#8221; &#8220;I&#8217;ll tell you who, kid. A guy named Simon Pirate, the most evil intellectual property thief the world has ever known. He&#8217;s on his way to the past to take credit for every movie ever made.&#8221; &#8220;Simon Pirate? He directed all my favorite movies!&#8221; &#8220;No, kid, he didn&#8217;t. He just used the Philips DVP3340V DVD/VCR Combo to make high quality videotape copies and escaped into the past where videotapes still matter.&#8221; &#8220;But the Philips DVP3340V DVD/VCR Combo can also be used to watch VHS tapes or DVDs too, right?&#8221; &#8220;That&#8217;s right, kid, but that&#8217;s not why Simon wants it. Now stand back. I gotta fire up this time machine and&#8230; whoa, is that a photo of your mom?&#8221; &#8220;What? Oh, yeah. They say she was quite the sex bomb back in the day. She used to live on rum and coke and partied with this guy who had this freaky gun that looked just like&#8230; Hey, wait a minute&#8230; are you my dad?&#8221; &#8220;I sure hope so, kid. You said rum and coke, right?&#8221; Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty Features: Allows you to copy from DVD to VCR Display modes: Panscan, Letterbox Types of playable discs: DVD 8 cm/12 cm disc, Video CD (VCD/SVCD) (8 cm / 12 cm disc), Audio CD (8 cm / 12 cm disc) Progressive scan JPEG photo playback Remote Control operation range is up to 23 feet Specifications: General: Power requirements: 120V, 60Hz Power consumption: 16W Dimensions: 16.9&#8221; x 3.1&#8221; x 10.2&#8221; Operating temperature: 41F to 104F Signal System: NTSC Net Weight: 8.8 lbs. Inputs: VHS VIDEO IN (LINE 1,2) 1V (p-p) 75 ohms, sync negative, RCA jack x 2 VHS AUDIO IN (LINE 1,2) -6.0 dBm more than 47 ohms, RCA jack (L,R) x 2 VCR Specifications: Head system: Four head helical scan azimuth system Timer: 12-hour display type with AM, PM Tape speed: SP: 33.35 mm/sec, LP: 16.67 mm/sec, SLP: 11.12 mm/sec Tape width: 12.7 mm Maximum recording time: SP:2 HOURS (T-120), SLP: 6 HOURS (T-120)/8 HOURS (T-160) Rewind time: About 3 minutes (T-120) Frequency range: 20 Hz to 20 kHz Signal-to-noise ratio: More than 43 dB Dynamic range: More than 88 dB Channel separation: More than 60 dB DVD Specifications: Laser system: Semiconductor laser, wavelength 650 nm Frequency response: DVD (PCM 96 kHz): 8 Hz to 44 kHz, DVD (PCM 48 kHz): 8 Hz to 44 kHz, CD: 8 Hz to 20 kHz Signal-to-noise ratio: More than 90 dB (ANALOG OUT jacks only) Harmonic distortion: Less than 0.02% Dynamic range: More than 95 dB (DVD/CD) In the box: Philips DVP3340V DVD/VCR Combo Remote A/V cables Discuss this product</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 23:25:03 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Motorola S9 Bluetooth Stereo Headset</title>
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      <description>iHEM This Bluetooth headset is&#8230; well, just look at it! An iPhone isn&#8217;t just made for any old headphones. It demands quality. QUALITY. You think Steve Jobs sits around eating Big Macs? No! He&#8217;s in a gold plated sofa lounging like The Merovengian in Matrix II throwing old-style iMac mice at the MacTV when he wants to change the channel. A classy guy like that would want the best for his products. Which is why this Motorola S9 Headset, well, man. It&#8217;s just so classy we can barely speak. And it should work with all the current iPhones, as well as some of those old timey normal phones. But who uses those, right? If you want to go wire-free, you want one of these. You can already look down your nose at regular phones, wouldn&#8217;t it be cool to also get to look down your nose at OTHER APPLE USERS TOO? C&#8217;mon, that&#8217;s the best part of owning Mac stuff. Don&#8217;t miss out. Go all the way. Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty Features: Wireless music. Stream from your compatible phone or iPod (adapt...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>iHEM This Bluetooth headset is&#8230; well, just look at it! An iPhone isn&#8217;t just made for any old headphones. It demands quality. QUALITY. You think Steve Jobs sits around eating Big Macs? No! He&#8217;s in a gold plated sofa lounging like The Merovengian in Matrix II throwing old-style iMac mice at the MacTV when he wants to change the channel. A classy guy like that would want the best for his products. Which is why this Motorola S9 Headset, well, man. It&#8217;s just so classy we can barely speak. And it should work with all the current iPhones, as well as some of those old timey normal phones. But who uses those, right? If you want to go wire-free, you want one of these. You can already look down your nose at regular phones, wouldn&#8217;t it be cool to also get to look down your nose at OTHER APPLE USERS TOO? C&#8217;mon, that&#8217;s the best part of owning Mac stuff. Don&#8217;t miss out. Go all the way. Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty Features: Wireless music. Stream from your compatible phone or iPod (adapter sold separately) Lightweight. Barely 1 oz, probably lighter than your keys Discreet. Behind-the-head wearing style Never miss a call. Music mutes or pauses when calls come in Control music and calls from the headphones Stable and secure fit. Small 13mm speakers for better comfort and fit on the ear Durable. Sweat and water resistant for active conditions Long play time. Up to 6 hrs of music play from a single charge 6 hours of music listening One button call/music switching 180 mAh lithium-ion rechargeable battery Bluetooth&#174; 2.0 Wireless Technology 126mm x 130mm x 48mm Works with any brand of Bluetooth&#174;-enabled compatible phone or music device that supports Advanced Audio Distribution Profile (A2DP) and Audio Video Remote Control Profile (AVRCP) Discuss this product</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>iHEM This Bluetooth headset is&#8230; well, just look at it! An iPhone isn&#8217;t just made for any old headphones. It demands quality. QUALITY. You think Steve Jobs sits around eating Big Macs? No! He&#8217;s in a gold plated sofa lounging like The Merovengian in Matrix II throwing old-style iMac mice at the MacTV when he wants to change the channel. A classy guy like that would want the best for his products. Which is why this Motorola S9 Headset, well, man. It&#8217;s just so classy we can barely speak. And it should work with all the current iPhones, as well as some of those old timey normal phones. But who uses those, right? If you want to go wire-free, you want one of these. You can already look down your nose at regular phones, wouldn&#8217;t it be cool to also get to look down your nose at OTHER APPLE USERS TOO? C&#8217;mon, that&#8217;s the best part of owning Mac stuff. Don&#8217;t miss out. Go all the way. Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty Features: Wireless music. Stream from your compatible phone or iPod (adapter sold separately) Lightweight. Barely 1 oz, probably lighter than your keys Discreet. Behind-the-head wearing style Never miss a call. Music mutes or pauses when calls come in Control music and calls from the headphones Stable and secure fit. Small 13mm speakers for better comfort and fit on the ear Durable. Sweat and water resistant for active conditions Long play time. Up to 6 hrs of music play from a single charge 6 hours of music listening One button call/music switching 180 mAh lithium-ion rechargeable battery Bluetooth&#174; 2.0 Wireless Technology 126mm x 130mm x 48mm Works with any brand of Bluetooth&#174;-enabled compatible phone or music device that supports Advanced Audio Distribution Profile (A2DP) and Audio Video Remote Control Profile (AVRCP) Discuss this product</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 23:21:03 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>DXG 5.1MP Digital Camcorder</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/25382080-DXG-5-1MP-Digital-Camcorder</link>
      <description>Born To Prance They said I was crazy. They called me a fool. They said I&#8217;d never be able to film a credible remake of Full Metal Jacket with every role played by My Little Ponies. But after shooting for 4 grueling hours in the wilds of that grass median over on Flora Place, here it is. My masterpiece. My magnum opus. The ultimate unflinching look at the scars of battle on a pony&#8217;s soul. I call it Full Metal Jacket But With My Little Pony Toys Instead Of People. You&#8217;ll never forget the searing, definitive portrayal of the troubled Private Pyle &#8211; I mean, I knew Staralee was good, but we&#8217;re talking Oscar here. Of course, a director&#8217;s equipment must match his sensibilities. So I shot exclusively with the DXG Pink 5.1MP Digital Camcorder. I probably could&#8217;ve found a camera with better specs than the DXG Pink&#8217;s 640&#215;480 resolution, 25 fps, and 4x digital zoom. It&#8217;s not easy shooting battle scenes under those conditions, but no other camera had the essential quality I needed for a complete ...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Born To Prance They said I was crazy. They called me a fool. They said I&#8217;d never be able to film a credible remake of Full Metal Jacket with every role played by My Little Ponies. But after shooting for 4 grueling hours in the wilds of that grass median over on Flora Place, here it is. My masterpiece. My magnum opus. The ultimate unflinching look at the scars of battle on a pony&#8217;s soul. I call it Full Metal Jacket But With My Little Pony Toys Instead Of People. You&#8217;ll never forget the searing, definitive portrayal of the troubled Private Pyle &#8211; I mean, I knew Staralee was good, but we&#8217;re talking Oscar here. Of course, a director&#8217;s equipment must match his sensibilities. So I shot exclusively with the DXG Pink 5.1MP Digital Camcorder. I probably could&#8217;ve found a camera with better specs than the DXG Pink&#8217;s 640&#215;480 resolution, 25 fps, and 4x digital zoom. It&#8217;s not easy shooting battle scenes under those conditions, but no other camera had the essential quality I needed for a complete pony experience &#8211; the pink chassis. Believe me, you can see it in the finished product, even if you can&#8217;t see much of anything else. Now, if you&#8217;ll excuse me, I&#8217;m due at a story conference with Silvershine and Flutteroo. All I can say is, if you think Costner and Connery and DeNiro nailed The Untouchables, get ready for the pony ride of your life. Warranty: 1 Year DXG Features: 5.1 MP Digital Still Camera MPEG4 Digital Camcorder MP3 Player Digital Voice Recorder Webcam Specifications: Imaging Sensor: 1/25&#8221; CMOS 5.17 Megapixel sensor Active pixels: 5.1 Megapixel Storage media: built-in 32MB flash memory, SD card (MMC compatible) can support up to 1GB Sensor activity: AUTO Color effects: Color/B&amp;amp;W/Sepia (video) Lens: Fixed Lens, Wide: F/3.1, f= 7.5mm Focus range: Normal- 1.5m to infinity, Macro &#8211; 15 to 16cm Still image: Formats &#8211; JPEG (DPOF,EXIF) Direct Print, Resolution &#8211; 1MP, 3MP, 5MP, 12MP (firmware interpolation) Image Quality: Normal, fine Movie clips: MPEG-4 (AVI, ASF, MOV), Resolution: 640&#215;480, 320&#215;240 Quality: Fine, Normal, Frame Rate: 25 fps (max) Zoom: Digital Zoom 4x TFT Monitor: 1.7&#8221; TFT ( 480&#215;240 pixels) Flash: &amp;lt;1m Range, Auto/Off White Balance: Auto/Sunny/Cloudy/Tungsten/Fluorescent EV compensation:+ - 2.0 EV(in 0.3 EV steps) PC interface: Camera &#8211; USB 2.0 (high speed) PC Cam &#8211; USB 2.0 (high speed) TV Out format: NTSC/PAL Shutter: Electronic shutter; 1/4-1/2000 second Auto power off: Off, 2 mins., 5 mins. Power supply: 4 x AAA alkaline batteries/NiCd/ni-MH batteries Dimension: (L)70mm x (W)90mm x (H)37mm System Requirements: Windows Vista 32bit, XP, 2000, or ME Operating System Intel Pentium III 500 MHz CPU or higher Minimum of 32 MB of RAM or higher 4x speed CD-ROM drive or higher Minimum 200MB of available disk space (USB 1.1 port will enable you to transfer files to or from your host PC, but transfer speeds will be much faster with a USB 2.0 port) In the box: DXG DXG506VPC Pink 5.1MP Digital Camcorder Audio cable USB cable TV out cable 4 x AAA batteries earphones wrist strap CD-ROM w/ driver and application software DVD-ROM (user guide) camera pouch user manual DXG sticker Warranty card DXG-506V Quick Reference Guide Discuss this product</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Born To Prance They said I was crazy. They called me a fool. They said I&#8217;d never be able to film a credible remake of Full Metal Jacket with every role played by My Little Ponies. But after shooting for 4 grueling hours in the wilds of that grass median over on Flora Place, here it is. My masterpiece. My magnum opus. The ultimate unflinching look at the scars of battle on a pony&#8217;s soul. I call it Full Metal Jacket But With My Little Pony Toys Instead Of People. You&#8217;ll never forget the searing, definitive portrayal of the troubled Private Pyle &#8211; I mean, I knew Staralee was good, but we&#8217;re talking Oscar here. Of course, a director&#8217;s equipment must match his sensibilities. So I shot exclusively with the DXG Pink 5.1MP Digital Camcorder. I probably could&#8217;ve found a camera with better specs than the DXG Pink&#8217;s 640&#215;480 resolution, 25 fps, and 4x digital zoom. It&#8217;s not easy shooting battle scenes under those conditions, but no other camera had the essential quality I needed for a complete pony experience &#8211; the pink chassis. Believe me, you can see it in the finished product, even if you can&#8217;t see much of anything else. Now, if you&#8217;ll excuse me, I&#8217;m due at a story conference with Silvershine and Flutteroo. All I can say is, if you think Costner and Connery and DeNiro nailed The Untouchables, get ready for the pony ride of your life. Warranty: 1 Year DXG Features: 5.1 MP Digital Still Camera MPEG4 Digital Camcorder MP3 Player Digital Voice Recorder Webcam Specifications: Imaging Sensor: 1/25&#8221; CMOS 5.17 Megapixel sensor Active pixels: 5.1 Megapixel Storage media: built-in 32MB flash memory, SD card (MMC compatible) can support up to 1GB Sensor activity: AUTO Color effects: Color/B&amp;amp;W/Sepia (video) Lens: Fixed Lens, Wide: F/3.1, f= 7.5mm Focus range: Normal- 1.5m to infinity, Macro &#8211; 15 to 16cm Still image: Formats &#8211; JPEG (DPOF,EXIF) Direct Print, Resolution &#8211; 1MP, 3MP, 5MP, 12MP (firmware interpolation) Image Quality: Normal, fine Movie clips: MPEG-4 (AVI, ASF, MOV), Resolution: 640&#215;480, 320&#215;240 Quality: Fine, Normal, Frame Rate: 25 fps (max) Zoom: Digital Zoom 4x TFT Monitor: 1.7&#8221; TFT ( 480&#215;240 pixels) Flash: &amp;lt;1m Range, Auto/Off White Balance: Auto/Sunny/Cloudy/Tungsten/Fluorescent EV compensation:+ - 2.0 EV(in 0.3 EV steps) PC interface: Camera &#8211; USB 2.0 (high speed) PC Cam &#8211; USB 2.0 (high speed) TV Out format: NTSC/PAL Shutter: Electronic shutter; 1/4-1/2000 second Auto power off: Off, 2 mins., 5 mins. Power supply: 4 x AAA alkaline batteries/NiCd/ni-MH batteries Dimension: (L)70mm x (W)90mm x (H)37mm System Requirements: Windows Vista 32bit, XP, 2000, or ME Operating System Intel Pentium III 500 MHz CPU or higher Minimum of 32 MB of RAM or higher 4x speed CD-ROM drive or higher Minimum 200MB of available disk space (USB 1.1 port will enable you to transfer files to or from your host PC, but transfer speeds will be much faster with a USB 2.0 port) In the box: DXG DXG506VPC Pink 5.1MP Digital Camcorder Audio cable USB cable TV out cable 4 x AAA batteries earphones wrist strap CD-ROM w/ driver and application software DVD-ROM (user guide) camera pouch user manual DXG sticker Warranty card DXG-506V Quick Reference Guide Discuss this product</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 23:18:33 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Robotic LED Book Light Set &#8211; 2 Pack</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/25382082-Robotic-LED-Book-Light-Set-%E2%80%93-2-Pack</link>
      <description>The Bleeding Victorian Edge VERY LATEST THING A SUCCESS, SAYS PRIME MINISTER. ALSO FIVE THOUSAND NEW JOBS FOR CHILDREN CREATED BY COAL MINING INDUSTRY All the cads back from the Indian Front are spending their hard-earned wages upon the &#8220;executive&#8221; toy that is poised to change literature for all time! Called &#8220;the Book Light&#8221; by those who know it best, this strange ro-bot is an electric torch combined with the classic ingenuity that &#8220;Our Boys&#8221; are known for carrying with them to the uncivilized corners of the globe, upon which our grand Empire never sets! At all the parties these days, there are two words on the lips of the delicate flowers of society. The first, of course, is &#8220;marriage&#8221;- for what woman does not want a husband in uniform? &#8211; while the second is &#8220;LED&#8221;. This witty acronym can be found in the Executive Book Light, and don&#8217;t &#8220;Our Boys&#8221; know it! Nary a night goes by when the orchards aren&#8217;t not not unfilled by those young peacocks who would show their worth by reading in t...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Bleeding Victorian Edge VERY LATEST THING A SUCCESS, SAYS PRIME MINISTER. ALSO FIVE THOUSAND NEW JOBS FOR CHILDREN CREATED BY COAL MINING INDUSTRY All the cads back from the Indian Front are spending their hard-earned wages upon the &#8220;executive&#8221; toy that is poised to change literature for all time! Called &#8220;the Book Light&#8221; by those who know it best, this strange ro-bot is an electric torch combined with the classic ingenuity that &#8220;Our Boys&#8221; are known for carrying with them to the uncivilized corners of the globe, upon which our grand Empire never sets! At all the parties these days, there are two words on the lips of the delicate flowers of society. The first, of course, is &#8220;marriage&#8221;- for what woman does not want a husband in uniform? &#8211; while the second is &#8220;LED&#8221;. This witty acronym can be found in the Executive Book Light, and don&#8217;t &#8220;Our Boys&#8221; know it! Nary a night goes by when the orchards aren&#8217;t not not unfilled by those young peacocks who would show their worth by reading in the dark. Trust to your battery vendor, boys, for they&#8217;re not included with purchase! Don&#8217;t be left behind just because you&#8217;ve left those days behind! A distinguished gentleman can surely find use for the Executive Book Light! Clip it to your Times as you follow the latest round of Parliamentary twaddle! Instruct your chambermaid to keep one at her side to avoid fires, such as the one that ravaged our friends the Yanks so recently! Tough luck with that cow, friend! Should have stayed a colony, what? Even the schoolboy knows how to use the Executive Book Light to &#8220;sneak a peek&#8221; at Dan Dare after lights out. Don&#8217;t get caught, lad! There&#8217;ll be a thrashing for you in it! But can anyone claim that, as the Executive Book Light crosses all levels, the future will belong to unlit books? Why, even Mr. Jules Verne says lights will be the submarines of the libraryachord! Hesitate? Not a whit! Pick up your Executive Book Light and face down the dirty illiterate Huns! The future belongs to those who can light it best. Will it not be YOU??? Warranty: 90 day Excalibur Features: One-touch activation, just hit the open button and the light pops up Head swivels for easy positioning Clips to any book providing a bright, convenient reading light Dimensions: Dimensions: small light: (H) 4&#8221; x (W) 1.25&#8221; (D) 3.25&#8221;, large light: (H) 4&#8221; x (W) 1.25&#8221; x (D) 4.75&#8221; Requires (3) AG13 batteries (not included) In the box: Excalibur 8505 Executive LEDRoboti Book Light Set Discuss this product</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Bleeding Victorian Edge VERY LATEST THING A SUCCESS, SAYS PRIME MINISTER. ALSO FIVE THOUSAND NEW JOBS FOR CHILDREN CREATED BY COAL MINING INDUSTRY All the cads back from the Indian Front are spending their hard-earned wages upon the &#8220;executive&#8221; toy that is poised to change literature for all time! Called &#8220;the Book Light&#8221; by those who know it best, this strange ro-bot is an electric torch combined with the classic ingenuity that &#8220;Our Boys&#8221; are known for carrying with them to the uncivilized corners of the globe, upon which our grand Empire never sets! At all the parties these days, there are two words on the lips of the delicate flowers of society. The first, of course, is &#8220;marriage&#8221;- for what woman does not want a husband in uniform? &#8211; while the second is &#8220;LED&#8221;. This witty acronym can be found in the Executive Book Light, and don&#8217;t &#8220;Our Boys&#8221; know it! Nary a night goes by when the orchards aren&#8217;t not not unfilled by those young peacocks who would show their worth by reading in the dark. Trust to your battery vendor, boys, for they&#8217;re not included with purchase! Don&#8217;t be left behind just because you&#8217;ve left those days behind! A distinguished gentleman can surely find use for the Executive Book Light! Clip it to your Times as you follow the latest round of Parliamentary twaddle! Instruct your chambermaid to keep one at her side to avoid fires, such as the one that ravaged our friends the Yanks so recently! Tough luck with that cow, friend! Should have stayed a colony, what? Even the schoolboy knows how to use the Executive Book Light to &#8220;sneak a peek&#8221; at Dan Dare after lights out. Don&#8217;t get caught, lad! There&#8217;ll be a thrashing for you in it! But can anyone claim that, as the Executive Book Light crosses all levels, the future will belong to unlit books? Why, even Mr. Jules Verne says lights will be the submarines of the libraryachord! Hesitate? Not a whit! Pick up your Executive Book Light and face down the dirty illiterate Huns! The future belongs to those who can light it best. Will it not be YOU??? Warranty: 90 day Excalibur Features: One-touch activation, just hit the open button and the light pops up Head swivels for easy positioning Clips to any book providing a bright, convenient reading light Dimensions: Dimensions: small light: (H) 4&#8221; x (W) 1.25&#8221; (D) 3.25&#8221;, large light: (H) 4&#8221; x (W) 1.25&#8221; x (D) 4.75&#8221; Requires (3) AG13 batteries (not included) In the box: Excalibur 8505 Executive LEDRoboti Book Light Set Discuss this product</itunes:summary>
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