http://www.odeo.com/channels/1858-Birdie-Jaworski-Radio Birdie no A bird with words! A bird with words! An Avon Lady with BIG... Adventures! en 40 Sat, 02 Jun 2007 06:03:00 -0700 Sat, 02 Jun 2007 06:03:00 -0700 Comedy http://www.odeo.com/episodes/13016643-Ghost-Products-in-the-Sky tag:odeo.com,2007-06-02,13016643 Sat, 02 Jun 2007 06:03:00 -0700 no Birdie Jaworski Radio http://www.odeo.com/episodes/22011839-Ghost-Products-in-the-Sky This is my musical goodbye to Avon. Sing-a-long if you like! Ghost Products in the Skyby Birdie Jaworski A catalogue was coming out one dark and windy day,but I don't care, 'cause that's not where I'll ever get my pay.Now don't you know, that every time those shiny products came,I hustled Avon everywhere, that's how I got my fame. Some brands ain't got no fire, and their lines have no appeal.My manager assured me that ol' Avon was sooo real.A bolt of fear went through me when I knocked on that first door.But truth be told it got too old, I couldn't push no more. Yipie Yi-ay.... Yipee Yi-oh..... Ghost Products In The Sky..... Once I wrote a thousand words of things gone right and wrong,I showed a brand new universe with every ding and dong.Avon is the greatest, won't you buy my products please.Avon is a lifestyle, the new recruit believes. Yipee Yi-ay.... Yipee Yi-oh..... Ghost Products In The Sky..... I talked a million women into selling Lift and Tuck,they trusted me to tell the tr... This is my musical goodbye to Avon. Sing-a-long if you like! Ghost Products in the Skyby Birdie Jaworski A catalogue was coming out one dark and windy day,but I don't care, 'cause that's not where I'll ever get my pay.Now don't you know, that every time those shiny products came,I hustled Avon everywhere, that's how I got my fame. Some brands ain't got no fire, and their lines have no appeal.My manager assured me that ol' Avon was sooo real.A bolt of fear went through me when I knocked on that first door.But truth be told it got too old, I couldn't push no more. Yipie Yi-ay.... Yipee Yi-oh..... Ghost Products In The Sky..... Once I wrote a thousand words of things gone right and wrong,I showed a brand new universe with every ding and dong.Avon is the greatest, won't you buy my products please.Avon is a lifestyle, the new recruit believes. Yipee Yi-ay.... Yipee Yi-oh..... Ghost Products In The Sky..... I talked a million women into selling Lift and Tuck,they trusted me to tell the truth so they could make a buck,and sure enough, they moved the stuff, and Avon's bottom lineincreased in size, Bust Sculpt applied to every single dime. Yipee Yi-ay.... Yipee Yi-oh..... Ghost Products In The Sky..... I did my best for Avon, made it fun, something to try,but when I checked my e-mail, I let out a great big sigh.Avon never told me that my stories did them good,but I kept writing anyway, because I thought I should. Yipee Yi-ay.... Yipee Yi-oh..... Ghost Products In The Sky..... Now Avon did a lot for me, in ways they'll never know,or understand, or comprehend, like where I get my glow.It's not from any product, any "thing" that I apply.My customers, taught to me, there's more than sell and buy. Yipee Yi-ay.... Yipee Yi-oh..... Ghost Products In The Sky..... That catalogue's now fadin' in the sun, I'm glad to say.My lipstick's left my holster and my blush has gone astray.Ladies, listen to me, when I tell you what I know,Skin So Soft can coat your legs, don't let it coat your soul. Yipee Yi-ay.... Yipee Yi-oh..... Ghost Products In The Sky..... This is my musical goodbye to Avon. Sing-a-long if you like! Ghost Products in the Skyby Birdie Jaworski A catalogue was coming out one dark and windy day,but I don't care, 'cause that's not where I'll ever get my pay.Now don't you know, that every time those shiny products came,I hustled Avon everywhere, that's how I got my fame. Some brands ain't got no fire, and their lines have no appeal.My manager assured me that ol' Avon was sooo real.A bolt of fear went through me when I knocked on that first door.But truth be told it got too old, I couldn't push no more. Yipie Yi-ay.... Yipee Yi-oh..... Ghost Products In The Sky..... Once I wrote a thousand words of things gone right and wrong,I showed a brand new universe with every ding and dong.Avon is the greatest, won't you buy my products please.Avon is a lifestyle, the new recruit believes. Yipee Yi-ay.... Yipee Yi-oh..... Ghost Products In The Sky..... I talked a million women into selling Lift and Tuck,they trusted me to tell the truth so they could make a buck,and sure enough, they moved the stuff, and Avon's bottom lineincreased in size, Bust Sculpt applied to every single dime. Yipee Yi-ay.... Yipee Yi-oh..... Ghost Products In The Sky..... I did my best for Avon, made it fun, something to try,but when I checked my e-mail, I let out a great big sigh.Avon never told me that my stories did them good,but I kept writing anyway, because I thought I should. Yipee Yi-ay.... Yipee Yi-oh..... Ghost Products In The Sky..... Now Avon did a lot for me, in ways they'll never know,or understand, or comprehend, like where I get my glow.It's not from any product, any "thing" that I apply.My customers, taught to me, there's more than sell and buy. Yipee Yi-ay.... Yipee Yi-oh..... Ghost Products In The Sky..... That catalogue's now fadin' in the sun, I'm glad to say.My lipstick's left my holster and my blush has gone astray.Ladies, listen to me, when I tell you what I know,Skin So Soft can coat your legs, don't let it coat your soul. Yipee Yi-ay.... Yipee Yi-oh..... Ghost Products In The Sky..... tag:odeo.com,2007-06-01,22011839 Fri, 01 Jun 2007 23:03:00 -0700 no Birdie Jaworski Radio Avon http://www.odeo.com/episodes/520411-Below-the-Belt-Belongs-to-Turkey tag:odeo.com,2007-03-27,520411 Tue, 27 Mar 2007 17:56:00 -0700 no Birdie Jaworski Radio http://www.odeo.com/episodes/520408-The-Avon-Viagra-Solution tag:odeo.com,2007-03-27,520408 Tue, 27 Mar 2007 17:48:00 -0700 no Birdie Jaworski Radio http://www.odeo.com/episodes/520401-Klingons-have-feelings-too tag:odeo.com,2007-03-27,520401 Tue, 27 Mar 2007 17:35:00 -0700 no Birdie Jaworski Radio http://www.odeo.com/episodes/10864143-The-Power-of-Pig tag:odeo.com,2007-03-27,10864143 Tue, 27 Mar 2007 17:18:00 -0700 no Birdie Jaworski Radio http://www.odeo.com/episodes/10864133-Tribe tag:odeo.com,2007-03-27,10864133 Tue, 27 Mar 2007 17:07:00 -0700 no Birdie Jaworski Radio http://www.odeo.com/episodes/10864113-Something-Like-Maria tag:odeo.com,2007-03-27,10864113 Tue, 27 Mar 2007 16:50:00 -0700 no Birdie Jaworski Radio http://www.odeo.com/episodes/10864103-Lady-Godiva tag:odeo.com,2007-03-27,10864103 Tue, 27 Mar 2007 16:39:00 -0700 no Birdie Jaworski Radio http://www.odeo.com/episodes/10864083-Love-Potion-Number-9 tag:odeo.com,2007-03-27,10864083 Tue, 27 Mar 2007 16:25:00 -0700 no Birdie Jaworski Radio http://www.odeo.com/episodes/22011844-Below-the-Belt-Belongs-to-Turkey I wax the back of my Turkish friend. Real-life story by Birdie Jaworski. I wax the back of my Turkish friend. Real-life story by Birdie Jaworski. I wax the back of my Turkish friend. Real-life story by Birdie Jaworski. tag:odeo.com,2007-03-27,22011844 Tue, 27 Mar 2007 09:56:00 -0700 no Birdie Jaworski Radio Avon http://www.odeo.com/episodes/22011850-Klingons-have-feelings-too My youngest son was suspended from school for reciting his own Star Trek version of the Pledge of Allegiance. Here's our story! My youngest son was suspended from school for reciting his own Star Trek version of the Pledge of Allegiance. Here's our story! My youngest son was suspended from school for reciting his own Star Trek version of the Pledge of Allegiance. Here's our story! tag:odeo.com,2007-03-27,22011850 Tue, 27 Mar 2007 09:35:00 -0700 no Birdie Jaworski Radio Star Trek http://www.odeo.com/episodes/22011853-The-Power-of-Pig Frankie the pot-bellied pig comes to live at my home! Real-life story by Birdie Jaworski. Frankie the pot-bellied pig comes to live at my home! Real-life story by Birdie Jaworski. Frankie the pot-bellied pig comes to live at my home! Real-life story by Birdie Jaworski. tag:odeo.com,2007-03-27,22011853 Tue, 27 Mar 2007 09:18:00 -0700 no Birdie Jaworski Radio Pot-bellied Pig http://www.odeo.com/episodes/22011859-Tribe I have a deep love for all things Star Trek, and so do my two young boys. This is the story of our trip to the San Diego Comic-Con, and how it changed my youngest boy's life. Native American flute music performed by Birdie Jaworski. I have a deep love for all things Star Trek, and so do my two young boys. This is the story of our trip to the San Diego Comic-Con, and how it changed my youngest boy's life. Native American flute music performed by Birdie Jaworski. I have a deep love for all things Star Trek, and so do my two young boys. This is the story of our trip to the San Diego Comic-Con, and how it changed my youngest boy's life. Native American flute music performed by Birdie Jaworski. tag:odeo.com,2007-03-27,22011859 Tue, 27 Mar 2007 09:07:00 -0700 no Birdie Jaworski Radio Star Trek http://www.odeo.com/episodes/22011878-Something-Like-Maria I meet an old Hungarian woman with Olympic aspirations. Real-life story by Birdie Jaworski. I meet an old Hungarian woman with Olympic aspirations. Real-life story by Birdie Jaworski. I meet an old Hungarian woman with Olympic aspirations. Real-life story by Birdie Jaworski. tag:odeo.com,2007-03-27,22011878 Tue, 27 Mar 2007 08:50:00 -0700 no Birdie Jaworski Radio Avon http://www.odeo.com/episodes/22011883-Lady-Godiva Birdie meets a customer wearing NO PANTS! What does an innocent Avon Lady do? Birdie meets a customer wearing NO PANTS! What does an innocent Avon Lady do? Birdie meets a customer wearing NO PANTS! What does an innocent Avon Lady do? tag:odeo.com,2007-03-27,22011883 Tue, 27 Mar 2007 08:39:00 -0700 no Birdie Jaworski Radio Avon http://www.odeo.com/episodes/22011890-Love-Potion-Number-9 My son brings .... Avon.... for Show and Tell at school! What happens when his teacher discovers he's brought a men's product to share? Listen and find out! Real-life story by Birdie Jaworski My son brings .... Avon.... for Show and Tell at school! What happens when his teacher discovers he's brought a men's product to share? Listen and find out! Real-life story by Birdie Jaworski My son brings .... Avon.... for Show and Tell at school! What happens when his teacher discovers he's brought a men's product to share? Listen and find out! Real-life story by Birdie Jaworski tag:odeo.com,2007-03-27,22011890 Tue, 27 Mar 2007 08:25:00 -0700 no Birdie Jaworski Radio Avon http://www.odeo.com/episodes/10502563-The-Avon-Prison-Blues tag:odeo.com,2007-03-26,10502563 Mon, 26 Mar 2007 03:56:32 -0700 no Birdie Jaworski Radio http://www.odeo.com/episodes/10565863-The-Avon-Prison-Blues tag:odeo.com,2007-03-26,10565863 Mon, 26 Mar 2007 03:56:00 -0700 no Birdie Jaworski Radio http://www.odeo.com/episodes/22011897-The-Avon-Prison-Blues Hello.... I'm Birdie Jaworski The Avon Prison Blues  me, apologies to J. Cash   I hear the truck a comin' the delivery man's my friend, and I'll be packin' product till late at night again, I'm stuck in Campaign Seven, and Eight is on its way, so keep that lipstick rollin', girls use it every day. When I was just a baby my mama told me, Hon, always wear your lipstick , don't leave your hair undone. But I lost my 'do in Reno, just to watch it fly, so when I ring your doorbell, just open up and buy. I bet there's rich gals sitting in a fancy hair salon. They're probably tellin' gossip, reading Cosmopoliton, Well I hope they know what's coming, you know it can't be cheap, to keep those women lookin' like what a man would keep. Well if they'd give a call to Avon, if that business was all mine, I bet I'd move just a little further up the line. Far from Campaign Seven, that's where I want to stay and keep that lonesome driver, truckin' down my way....   Hello.... I'm Birdie Jaworski The Avon Prison Blues  me, apologies to J. Cash   I hear the truck a comin' the delivery man's my friend, and I'll be packin' product till late at night again, I'm stuck in Campaign Seven, and Eight is on its way, so keep that lipstick rollin', girls use it every day. When I was just a baby my mama told me, Hon, always wear your lipstick , don't leave your hair undone. But I lost my 'do in Reno, just to watch it fly, so when I ring your doorbell, just open up and buy. I bet there's rich gals sitting in a fancy hair salon. They're probably tellin' gossip, reading Cosmopoliton, Well I hope they know what's coming, you know it can't be cheap, to keep those women lookin' like what a man would keep. Well if they'd give a call to Avon, if that business was all mine, I bet I'd move just a little further up the line. Far from Campaign Seven, that's where I want to stay and keep that lonesome driver, truckin' down my way....   Hello.... I'm Birdie Jaworski The Avon Prison Blues  me, apologies to J. Cash   I hear the truck a comin' the delivery man's my friend, and I'll be packin' product till late at night again, I'm stuck in Campaign Seven, and Eight is on its way, so keep that lipstick rollin', girls use it every day. When I was just a baby my mama told me, Hon, always wear your lipstick , don't leave your hair undone. But I lost my 'do in Reno, just to watch it fly, so when I ring your doorbell, just open up and buy. I bet there's rich gals sitting in a fancy hair salon. They're probably tellin' gossip, reading Cosmopoliton, Well I hope they know what's coming, you know it can't be cheap, to keep those women lookin' like what a man would keep. Well if they'd give a call to Avon, if that business was all mine, I bet I'd move just a little further up the line. Far from Campaign Seven, that's where I want to stay and keep that lonesome driver, truckin' down my way....   tag:odeo.com,2007-03-25,22011897 Sun, 25 Mar 2007 19:56:00 -0700 no Birdie Jaworski Radio Avon http://www.odeo.com/episodes/1992983-The-Bird-is-Back tag:odeo.com,2006-09-27,1992983 Wed, 27 Sep 2006 03:01:00 -0700 no Birdie Jaworski Radio http://www.odeo.com/episodes/828668-Beauty-dish-Pledge-Break tag:odeo.com,2006-03-05,828668 Sun, 05 Mar 2006 04:23:00 -0800 no Birdie Jaworski Radio http://www.odeo.com/episodes/621814-Avon-Prison-Blues tag:odeo.com,2006-01-25,621814 Wed, 25 Jan 2006 03:26:00 -0800 no Birdie Jaworski Radio http://www.odeo.com/episodes/520416-A-musical-interlude tag:odeo.com,2005-10-14,520416 Fri, 14 Oct 2005 22:57:00 -0700 no Birdie Jaworski Radio http://www.odeo.com/episodes/306030-A-musical-interlude tag:odeo.com,2005-10-14,306030 Fri, 14 Oct 2005 15:57:00 -0700 no Birdie Jaworski Radio http://www.odeo.com/episodes/520415-More-Bird-Flute tag:odeo.com,2005-10-13,520415 Thu, 13 Oct 2005 14:01:00 -0700 no Birdie Jaworski Radio http://www.odeo.com/episodes/302433-More-Bird-Flute tag:odeo.com,2005-10-13,302433 Thu, 13 Oct 2005 07:01:00 -0700 no Birdie Jaworski Radio http://www.odeo.com/episodes/520414-Interview-with-Elke-Von-Freudenberg tag:odeo.com,2005-10-08,520414 Sat, 08 Oct 2005 16:08:00 -0700 no Birdie Jaworski Radio http://www.odeo.com/episodes/289195-Interview-with-Elke-Von-Freudenberg tag:odeo.com,2005-10-08,289195 Sat, 08 Oct 2005 09:08:00 -0700 no Birdie Jaworski Radio http://www.odeo.com/episodes/520413-Love-Potion-Number-9 tag:odeo.com,2005-09-21,520413 Wed, 21 Sep 2005 21:36:00 -0700 no Birdie Jaworski Radio http://www.odeo.com/episodes/250745-Love-Potion-Number-9 tag:odeo.com,2005-09-21,250745 Wed, 21 Sep 2005 14:36:00 -0700 no Birdie Jaworski Radio http://www.odeo.com/episodes/520412-Something-Like-Maria tag:odeo.com,2005-09-18,520412 Sun, 18 Sep 2005 15:30:00 -0700 no Birdie Jaworski Radio http://www.odeo.com/episodes/241953-Something-Like-Maria tag:odeo.com,2005-09-18,241953 Sun, 18 Sep 2005 08:30:00 -0700 no Birdie Jaworski Radio http://www.odeo.com/episodes/241931-Below-The-Belt-Belongs-To-Turkey tag:odeo.com,2005-09-18,241931 Sun, 18 Sep 2005 07:58:00 -0700 no Birdie Jaworski Radio http://www.odeo.com/episodes/520410-Lady-Godiva tag:odeo.com,2005-09-13,520410 Tue, 13 Sep 2005 18:29:00 -0700 no Birdie Jaworski Radio http://www.odeo.com/episodes/520409-Beauty-Dish-Promo-Use-it tag:odeo.com,2005-09-13,520409 Tue, 13 Sep 2005 18:00:00 -0700 no Birdie Jaworski Radio http://www.odeo.com/episodes/229983-Lady-Godiva tag:odeo.com,2005-09-13,229983 Tue, 13 Sep 2005 11:29:00 -0700 no Birdie Jaworski Radio http://www.odeo.com/episodes/229982-Beauty-Dish-Promo-Use-it tag:odeo.com,2005-09-13,229982 Tue, 13 Sep 2005 11:00:00 -0700 no Birdie Jaworski Radio http://www.odeo.com/episodes/227154-The-Avon-Viagra-Solution tag:odeo.com,2005-09-12,227154 Mon, 12 Sep 2005 08:53:00 -0700 no Birdie Jaworski Radio http://www.odeo.com/episodes/520407-A-little-gentle-music-interlude tag:odeo.com,2005-09-10,520407 Sat, 10 Sep 2005 00:50:00 -0700 no Birdie Jaworski Radio http://www.odeo.com/episodes/222626-A-little-gentle-music-interlude tag:odeo.com,2005-09-09,222626 Fri, 09 Sep 2005 17:50:00 -0700 no Birdie Jaworski Radio http://www.odeo.com/episodes/520406-Tribe tag:odeo.com,2005-09-02,520406 Fri, 02 Sep 2005 21:17:00 -0700 no Birdie Jaworski Radio http://www.odeo.com/episodes/208591-Tribe tag:odeo.com,2005-09-02,208591 Fri, 02 Sep 2005 14:17:00 -0700 no Birdie Jaworski Radio http://www.odeo.com/episodes/520405-Bloggers-Gone-Wild-Part-Two tag:odeo.com,2005-08-30,520405 Tue, 30 Aug 2005 18:16:00 -0700 no Birdie Jaworski Radio http://www.odeo.com/episodes/199020-Bloggers-Gone-Wild-Part-Two tag:odeo.com,2005-08-30,199020 Tue, 30 Aug 2005 11:16:00 -0700 no Birdie Jaworski Radio http://www.odeo.com/episodes/520404-Bloggers-Gone-Wild tag:odeo.com,2005-08-30,520404 Tue, 30 Aug 2005 00:32:00 -0700 no Birdie Jaworski Radio http://www.odeo.com/episodes/196767-Bloggers-Gone-Wild tag:odeo.com,2005-08-29,196767 Mon, 29 Aug 2005 17:32:00 -0700 no Birdie Jaworski Radio http://www.odeo.com/episodes/520403-Salon-Bloggers-Gone-Wild tag:odeo.com,2005-08-10,520403 Wed, 10 Aug 2005 17:33:00 -0700 no Birdie Jaworski Radio http://www.odeo.com/episodes/140971-Salon-Bloggers-Gone-Wild tag:odeo.com,2005-08-10,140971 Wed, 10 Aug 2005 10:33:00 -0700 no Birdie Jaworski Radio http://www.odeo.com/episodes/520402-The-Power-of-Pig tag:odeo.com,2005-08-10,520402 Wed, 10 Aug 2005 01:28:00 -0700 no Birdie Jaworski Radio