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      <title>Emergency Chewing Gum!</title>
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      <description>Wintertime emergency tips for chicks, the Play Place at McDonald's, Butterball turkey pop-up timers and lots more!</description>
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      <title>Dumpster Writhing!</title>
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      <description>At the movies, when I see a girl, the Home Depot (cartoon woman) at the self-checkout, pleasure time at McDonald's and lots more!</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 21:16:37 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>17 Pairs of Panties!</title>
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      <description>The Salvation Army panty purchase, my pumpkin photocell sex thing, homeless women and dumpsters, my last week working as a volunteer at a haunted house and lots more!</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 21:19:37 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Cherokee!</title>
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      <description>Her parakeet flew into the open panel that lead to her attic and she wanted me to find it!</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 21:16:37 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Three Chicks One Paraplegic!</title>
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      <description>Off the road in a heavy rainstorm I meet up with three women and a man in the early morning hours.</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 21:16:37 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Bob For Apples!</title>
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      <description>Ten things I watch out for in a woman, I pierced her ear with a carpet needle, my Halloween costume idea, I'm working at a haunted house, my excellent bobbing for apples invention and lots more!</description>
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      <title>Get The Color Out!</title>
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      <description>My new invention that connects to your car radiator, a poem, what my stepfather once said that pulled me out of a severe nosedive, wash your hole mole and lots more!</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 23:05:37 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Bertha's Box!</title>
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      <description>Live on tape in-field recording direct from Oak Hill Cemetery!</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 21:42:58 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>My Coffee Book!</title>
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      <description>My photographs since I was seven, the water that rushed into the hole, Theodore Bikel, the mall Hurricane, the Fios tech lady, the one gallon canister next to my bed and lots more!</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 21:15:17 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Tiffany Calling!</title>
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      <description>Pumpkins and how best to use them, my sixth grade teacher Carol Smith, wash your hole, she wants 12,000 bucks to fix it, my boiling water experiment and lots more!</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 21:18:17 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Duke My Cuke!</title>
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      <description>The Hurricane contraption at the shopping mall (and my black date), chicks love my tacky two thing, my screened tent on the sands of Clearwater Beach and lots more!</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:15:17 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Moans-O-Plenty!</title>
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      <description>A hole a day for seven days, wash your box, my wireless butt plug invention, my coke experiment and lots more!</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 21:15:17 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Captain Nemo!</title>
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      <description>Something I tell all my chicks, the McDonald's Play Place, Walmart and the three wheeled bicycle, don't play with your food and lots more!</description>
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      <itunes:summary>Something I tell all my chicks, the McDonald's Play Place, Walmart and the three wheeled bicycle, don't play with your food and lots more!</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 21:15:17 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Momma and Me!</title>
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      <description>Walnut Hill Cemetery phoned and informed my mother that my stepfather and his water-logged casket had to be moved. Live in-field on tape recording direct from the Laurel Oak Inn!</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Walnut Hill Cemetery phoned and informed my mother that my stepfather and his water-logged casket had to be moved. Live in-field on tape recording direct from the Laurel Oak Inn!</itunes:subtitle>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 22:12:17 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Hoop-A-La-Helen's!</title>
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      <description>I strap on an Edirol and head over to historic Hoop-A-La Helen's Roll-A-Round Roller Skating Rink. Exciting and action packed don't miss this live on tape in-field recording!</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>I strap on an Edirol and head over to historic Hoop-A-La Helen's Roll-A-Round Roller Skating Rink. Exciting and action packed don't miss this live on tape in-field recording!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>I strap on an Edirol and head over to historic Hoop-A-La Helen's Roll-A-Round Roller Skating Rink. Exciting and action packed don't miss this live on tape in-field recording!</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 21:16:17 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Pink Bismuth!</title>
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      <description>Load blows calculated, we're all mountain climbers, my water saving idea, the redhead went grey, my trip to the dollar store and lots more!</description>
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      <itunes:summary>Load blows calculated, we're all mountain climbers, my water saving idea, the redhead went grey, my trip to the dollar store and lots more!</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 21:14:17 -0700</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Norm Augustinus</itunes:author>
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      <title>Ring of Fire!</title>
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      <description>The beach pillow, the hitchhiker, the ranger, my motion sensor nap safety device, the temporary tooth I made that gets chicks and lots more!</description>
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      <itunes:summary>The beach pillow, the hitchhiker, the ranger, my motion sensor nap safety device, the temporary tooth I made that gets chicks and lots more!</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 21:14:17 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>The Rosenbury Affair!</title>
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      <description>The rubber raft, Doctor Rosenbury and the bogus tooth, the topless dancer and her kids, the McDonald's belt buckle and lots more!</description>
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      <itunes:summary>The rubber raft, Doctor Rosenbury and the bogus tooth, the topless dancer and her kids, the McDonald's belt buckle and lots more!</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 21:30:17 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Moose River!</title>
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      <description>Join me at my campsite at Moose River in Maine! Exciting in-field live on tape recording!</description>
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      <itunes:summary>Join me at my campsite at Moose River in Maine! Exciting in-field live on tape recording!</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 21:17:17 -0700</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Norm Augustinus</itunes:author>
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      <title>My Musical Septic Tank!</title>
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      <description>My married friend and his old lady, my new improved Slip and Slide idea, my airline musical septic tank scheme, how you too can get out of speeding tickets, my 4th of July underwear cannon and lots more!</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 21:21:17 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:author>Norm Augustinus</itunes:author>
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      <title>Slip and Slide!</title>
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      <description>Dear Norm, note to self, Auschwitz and me, find love with my Slip and Slide idea, Rocket Romp and lots more!</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Dear Norm, note to self, Auschwitz and me, find love with my Slip and Slide idea, Rocket Romp and lots more!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Dear Norm, note to self, Auschwitz and me, find love with my Slip and Slide idea, Rocket Romp and lots more!</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 21:19:49 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>The Wienermobile!</title>
      <link>http://www.odeo.com/episodes/24729946-The-Wienermobile</link>
      <description>Musket Norm, clicking fingers, my septic tank DNA identification probe device, my vibratory pulse fake metal detector chick getter and lots more!</description>
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      <itunes:summary>Musket Norm, clicking fingers, my septic tank DNA identification probe device, my vibratory pulse fake metal detector chick getter and lots more!</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 22:20:49 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:author>Norm Augustinus</itunes:author>
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      <title>TASOG Is Hiring!</title>
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      <description>Clicking fingers again, fun facts, passenger plane septic tanks, TASOG, new inventions and lots more!</description>
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      <itunes:summary>Clicking fingers again, fun facts, passenger plane septic tanks, TASOG, new inventions and lots more!</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 21:18:49 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Note To Self</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 21:26:49 -0700</pubDate>
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      <description>My plywood hinged ceiling board, she was constipated, fun facts, the unique girl sound, the incident with the horseshoe lady and her twins and lots more!</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 21:26:17 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Don't Be Alarmed</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 21:20:17 -0700</pubDate>
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      <description>Live on tape in-field recording from Clearwater Beach using Edirol R-09! (((::IN-STEREO::)))</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 21:20:17 -0700</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 00:06:17 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Her Hubby Wants To Talk To Me!</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 21:37:17 -0700</pubDate>
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      <description>The scissor chick, the outhouse gal, make money from beach sand and lots more!</description>
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      <title>The Beach Bum</title>
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      <title>The Beach Bum</title>
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      <title>The Railroad Tie</title>
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      <title>Under The Driver's Seat</title>
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      <title>Floating Debris and Me</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 22:19:27 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Boom Went Her Toilet</title>
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      <description>She asked me to come to her Naples Florida home to help her replace her toilet.</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 21:13:27 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Gas Can Massage</title>
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      <description>The thrift store, The Jitterbug, my subway fall, phoning grandma, AAA and a whole lot more!</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 22:52:27 -0800</pubDate>
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